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Zaggytiddies
20th Aug 2007, 6:37 PM
Have you been married three times and kept the same in-laws?
Did your junior/senior prom have daycare?
Do you have a hefty bag as a passenger side window?
Well step right up ladeez cause this here is Princess Trailer Park 2007!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/trailertrash.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/rules.jpg
1. All S2C rules to be followed
2. Teen, Young Adult or Adult Females only.
3. All-size girls are welcomed.
5. Be NICE. Do not insult others. You will receive a swift kick in the keister if this rule is not followed :)
7. Put ur ladeez name and the round in the title of ur post pleez
8. Models from other contests are fine.
8. Two of yur purtiest sims are welcome to join! (One is fine two)
10. No simmerzing. No sim stealing.
11. Photoshop isn’t required but if ya’ wan’ ta’ ... ga head :)
12. There will be no eliminations till we declare a winner... Scores ‘ll be added up fur each roun’.
13. On a serious note... Please, if you are planning on being a judge or entering, be sure you have the time to respond with your entry or your scores in a timely fashion. :) This will help the contest to run smoothly and make me a happier person. :lol:
Pleeze member to be as creative as possible! Make a choice. The skies the limit!

YeeeeeeeeeHHHHAAAAwwwwww!!!

Rounds

Application Aug. 29f - Sept. 4f
1 headshot (plane backroun’.... Fer the avatarz)
1 Freeshot (anithing yer littl’ hart deziers)
Name:
Age:
Location:

Round 1 ~ Ur My sister?!? (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1008367&postcount=69) :beer: Sept. 5f - 11f Scores (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1016417&postcount=143)

Round 2 ~ Redneck games (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1014421&postcount=120) :handbag: Sept. 12f -18f Scores (http://forums.sims2community.com/showthread.php?p=1021659#post1021659)

Round 3 ~ No emmys...
no golden globes...
no respect...
but who needs that garbage when you’ve got money.....
Bags and Bags of money (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1021080&postcount=168) :smash: Sept. 19f - 26f
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/Judges-1.jpg
1. Gerbera
2. flavietta.g
3. breena
4. Zaggytiddies (Me)

Ejs
1. SimsArtThat
2.GalacticSimmer94
3. ImBrakinDishesLikeRhianna
4. PixieDust_fairy

Prizes (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1019176&postcount=157)


http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/contesdance.jpg


2. romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1002725&postcount=7) Round 1 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1009536&postcount=95) Round 2 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1016928&postcount=150) Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1025349&postcount=185)

6. ashleybrooke/Mae Belle Leane (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1003292&postcount=29) Round 1 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1012637&postcount=115) Round 2 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1018410&postcount=155) Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1027667&postcount=210)

8. Lipsy Froufrou/Cammie-Lou Jenkins (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1005021&postcount=47) Round 1 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1013538&postcount=117) Round 2 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1021032&postcount=167) Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1026773&postcount=199)

9. SharnaPax/Sweetie-Mae Bucket (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1006091&postcount=55) Round 1 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1011704&postcount=110) Round 2 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1017224&postcount=152) Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1026252&postcount=194)

34. markusrandall Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1026292&postcount=195)

10. Sizza/Maggie Sposh (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1007765&postcount=65) Round 1 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1014634&postcount=126) Round 2 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1020505&postcount=161) Round 3 (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1027304&postcount=204)

*Thanks to Scout for this fabulous idea :)

beeps
29th Aug 2007, 5:00 AM
Contest Approved
Begins 8.28.07
Ends 9.28.07

Do not post replies and/or contest applications before the contest host has checked in on this thread, or your post will be deleted.

REMEMBER that the Picture Posting Guidelines (http://forums.sims2community.com/showthread.php?t=41698) apply to the contest forum as well. If your pictures violate these rules, your pictures will be deleted and you will be alerted/warned.

Stormy_SC
29th Aug 2007, 7:16 AM
Name:
Mimi Edson

Age:
22

Location:
Montana, USA

I recently tried for modeling, but they turned me down. :( I hope I do well in this here competition.
Headshot:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w39/sweetmixx21/snapshot_13d62c06_13d8c3d5.jpg

Freeshot:
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w39/sweetmixx21/snapshot_13d62c06_33d8c36e.jpg

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 12:46 PM
Hello! This is me checking in! Let's get those apps rollin! (yeah Stormy...lol). Before we start, I'd like to point out that this is all out of love that I'm doing this. We aren't really poking fun... we're just laughing.... and speaking of laughing... Here are some videos I'd like you to take a look at while you're thinking of what/who your character is going to be.

Video 1 (http://www.youtube.com/v/KIvsoGoR5DI)

Video 2 (http://www.youtube.com/v/hm0NgrTrCyU)

Video 3 (http://www.youtube.com/v/l4y3UjLGpm0)

I realize that these are men but it will give you an idea of the culture we're lookin for... plus.... think of thier wives... I hope this is as fun as I think it's gonna be! If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask!

HEEEEEEEE DAAAWWWGGIIIEEEESSS

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/543-the-budweiser-girls.jpg

Avatars
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpmimi.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpserenie.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpdolly-sue.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpcrystal.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpmertzedes.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpmae.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpshasta.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpdebbi.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpcammie.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpcherrie.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptptrixie.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptplacey.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpsweetie.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpmaggie.jpg
More Avatars (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1009255&postcount=94)

cookiecakes2
29th Aug 2007, 1:38 PM
1 headshot
http://i13.tinypic.com/6ai2sec.jpg
1 Freeshot
http://i17.tinypic.com/53r8o7a.jpg
Name: Serenie Carter
Age: 19
Location: miami FL

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 1:42 PM
Oh yay! Good to see you guys!!! :claps for applicants:

romyhorse
29th Aug 2007, 3:26 PM
Name: Dolly-Sue Hickey
Age: 22
Location: Kentwood, Louisiana

"Make sure you get my good side!"
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick2.jpg

"Hold on a minute, I just need to yank my...."
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick1.jpg

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 4:45 PM
Fantastic Romy... good to see ya! I'm gonna add you guys to the list and start workin' on your avi's :)

SwitchfootKatie
29th Aug 2007, 4:59 PM
I will be entering as well, be back soon!

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 5:37 PM
I look forward to your entry SFKatie :)
I've added the Avatars.... look up ^^

Can't wait to see it Daltonism! :)
vv

daltonism
29th Aug 2007, 5:38 PM
I really shouldn't enter a contest, but this sounds so great! I just have to. ;)

SwitchfootKatie
29th Aug 2007, 6:45 PM
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/sims/headshot.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/sims/freeshot.jpg
Family Shot, no one likes to sit still in my Family so Here we are!

Name: Crystal Simson
Age: 25 (I had Angel my oldest when I was 14)
Location: Ohio

Stormy_SC
29th Aug 2007, 6:48 PM
Yay I have a Nascar logo on mine! :D Thanks Zaggy!

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 8:34 PM
You're Welcome Stormy!
Nice to see you Katie! I've added you to the list and posted your avatar... :)

Stormy_SC
29th Aug 2007, 8:36 PM
So let me get this straight....There's no eliminations in this contest until it is time to announce the winner?

Zaggytiddies
29th Aug 2007, 8:37 PM
Yes your scores are cumulative :)
There may be some oportunities for you to earn extra points at some point also. :)

Stormy_SC
29th Aug 2007, 8:41 PM
Hmm ok. :D

honeynutcows_SC
29th Aug 2007, 9:11 PM
i really shouldnt enter another contest im in 2 but this is amazing
name:mertzedes bentz cause i wa born n made in mas vehicles
age:yall writes it a 2 then another 2 so i guess im a tutu
location:wheeverz my wheelivan takez mez
heres me herdshoot my husbunts bofe sez i luke purdy
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/hedshoot.jpg
here me bafhs time i fought it would be goodz as i is me most least dirtsy
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/bths.jpg
i hope my apps ok tell me ifs to stupid lol

TrillianRikku
29th Aug 2007, 9:54 PM
name: Debbie-Jean Cassidy
age: 16
location: Strangeville

Headshot:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/DJCheadshotcopy.jpg


Choice Shot:
me with my new babe Saffron with my cat Dixie pokin out in the background
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/DJCChoice.jpg

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 12:36 AM
I remember Duckula! lol Good to see you honeynutcows and trillianrikku. I'll add ya and ur avi's will be comin up!:)

KaTiE-RoSe
30th Aug 2007, 12:39 AM
all these sims are so pretty

honeynutcows_SC
30th Aug 2007, 1:02 AM
i edited my answers a bit

BusterBrown
30th Aug 2007, 1:30 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh gawd!! If only my game was working!! I'd so be joining this. But it ain't, so I can't. But, heck, if there's ever a cycle 2, you can bet your collection of Nascar commemorative plates that I'll be joining!!

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 2:03 AM
lol Buster... hey wasn't it your birthday the other day? i forgot to send you a PM... Apps are open until uhhh... The fifth? I don't know (scroll up) but you have a couple days :)

Stormy_SC
30th Aug 2007, 2:05 AM
Great, now I'm gon' be talkin' with a country accent every time I step in here contest thread! :rolleyes:

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 2:08 AM
yes and our theme song, "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson, plays in the background... at least it does for me :)

SimsArtThat_SC
30th Aug 2007, 2:14 AM
LOL I love this contest already...these are hysterical apps, awesome you guys, lol

Stormy_SC
30th Aug 2007, 2:17 AM
:rofl: I keep hearing Achy Breaky Heart for some strange unknown reason. :P

Thanks Destin!

ashleybrooke
30th Aug 2007, 2:24 AM
Name: Mae Belle Leane
Age: 24
Location: Sturgis, Mississippi

Head Shot:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/head-2.jpg

Free Shot: Cuddlin' wif my man... Rusty. Ain't he jus da schmexiest man you eva dun seen?

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/free.jpg

Stormy_SC
30th Aug 2007, 2:26 AM
:laugh: She's cute ashleybrooke!

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 2:28 AM
Love her name ashley! I'll add ya :)

breena_SC
30th Aug 2007, 2:53 AM
Cute entries! I can't wait to see this get going :D

BusterBrown
30th Aug 2007, 2:57 AM
:lol: Yea, my birthday was the other day. 16 baby!! :lol: I'm almost 100 percent certain I won't be able to get it working before then. I have to fix a problem with my CD drive, and then I have to reinstall. :blink: Not exactly fun or fast. So I'll just have to wait 'till next cycle. This is an awesome idea for a contest. :D

Stormy: :lol: Ain't it jist wunnerful!?

Stormy_SC
30th Aug 2007, 5:57 AM
Absoltoodalutely! (Don't ask. :shrug: )

markusrandall
30th Aug 2007, 7:59 AM
Headshot
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee129/markus_randall/CopyofShastaDaisyLaFontaine3.jpg
Name: Shasta Diasy LaFontaine
Age: 30
Location: Formerly somewhere in the Deep South, now Bluewater Village, where she lives with her car dealer husband and daughters Sangria and Margarita.
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee129/markus_randall/ShastaDaisyLaFontaine1.jpg
Ain't she purdy?

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 1:11 PM
Ha ha Markus! good to see ya :) I'll add you now :)

breena_SC
30th Aug 2007, 5:03 PM
~Markus...sangria and margarita :giggler: that last pic of her is hilarious :laugh:

honeynutcows_SC
30th Aug 2007, 5:13 PM
i love these entrys there great marcus did you photoshop her teeth black or are they cc

Stormy_SC
30th Aug 2007, 5:35 PM
She looks a bit frightening yet cute. Awesome entry, marcus! :D

markusrandall
30th Aug 2007, 9:23 PM
Thanks, I'm glad you liked her :)
The teeth are CC. I got a whole set at Mod the Sims 2.

TrillianRikku
30th Aug 2007, 9:39 PM
Entry updated with changes hopes that's ok

markusrandall OMG!!!! :wow:

Zaggytiddies
30th Aug 2007, 10:08 PM
Looks good Trillian :) I'll add you when I get a chance :)

Chelleypie
31st Aug 2007, 1:56 AM
I should join, but I'm already in 2 contests. I'm in trailer park country, and most of my close friends are what most people call trailer trash. But I can't, I'm in two already. Looks fun, Cycle 2 I'm so in!

honeynutcows_SC
31st Aug 2007, 7:42 PM
zaggy will the apps be judged and also could you tell me how you will judge rounds
thankies

Zaggytiddies
31st Aug 2007, 9:44 PM
The apps will not be judged. It's just so we can meet your sim :) In the rounds you will be judged on creativity, your sims personality, originality, picture quality (not necessarily photoshop skills but did you think about what you were shooting before you took the picture... does it make sense... that kind of thing) how well you accomplished the task... how much you made it your own... basically :) I really want to get to know these characters and what makes them tick. The more personality the better... I'll make this make more sense when I post round 1... Thanks for asking... I'm sure other people were curious.

honeynutcows_SC
31st Aug 2007, 10:29 PM
The apps will not be judged. It's just so we can meet your sim :) In the rounds you will be judged on creativity, your sims personality, originality, picture quality (not necessarily photoshop skills but did you think about what you were shooting before you took the picture... does it make sense... that kind of thing) how well you accomplished the task... how much you made it your own... basically :) I really want to get to know these characters and what makes them tick. The more personality the better... I'll make this make more sense when I post round 1... Thanks for asking... I'm sure other people were curious.
good cause my pics arnt that fitting i tried to make up with the answers god im so exited for round 1

Lipsy Froufrou
1st Sep 2007, 12:19 AM
Name: Cammie-Lou Jenkins
Age: 18
Location: Arkansas
Short Bio: Mah Ma and Pa are wantin' fer me to git hitched to mah cousin Petey Jenkins and to git them some grandchiddlins, but I don' think so, cos Petey's a lazy bum who don' like workin' and he's too fond of booze. I ain't gonna pay for his drinkin' with mah earnins from doin' mah dancin' at the Pork Bar and Grill (I'm doin' real well there - I got me mah own pole now!). I wanna make sumthin' of mahself, so I've been thinkin' of gittin' me famous through mah good looks in sum beauty pag-ee-ant.

~Headshot~

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/cammielou.jpg

~Free Shot~

Here's me doin' ma dancin' wiv ma new pole! Shiny ain't it?!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/dancin.jpg

Montridge
1st Sep 2007, 12:21 AM
'When I saw this contest, I had to join!'

Headshot:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/Montridge/Contest/snapshot_33e351e5_73e35346.jpg

Name: Cherrie GilsCarbo (That's pronouced Sure-ree)
Age: 37
Location: Montridge, SimCity

Freeshot:
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f163/Montridge/Contest/snapshot_33e351e5_73e35708.jpg

'I reckoned ya'all wanted to meet the rest of the family.
That's my old man Abijeet with me on the sofa. We met when he walked by my trailer one day. The kids from oldest to youngest are Brandon, Abi, Bertie, and Cory.'
Brandon: 'Will you two get a room!'
Abi: 'I can't believe she's doing this to us! This is soooo embarassing!'

Zaggytiddies
1st Sep 2007, 1:59 AM
Great Job guys! Good to see you! i'm very please to have you and will add you to the list. Your avi's will be up shortly should you choose to use them :)

Montridge... I heart that you can see her bra and Lipsy... yay our first stripper! :)

NaNaGirl_SC
1st Sep 2007, 6:27 AM
i just couldn't resist

Name: Trixie Bendakok

Age: 21

Location: Nunion, USofA

Headshot
here's ma mug i tried to be real model like...ya know
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/NaNaGirl05/snapshot_f2d68819_b2d68bd3.jpg

Freeshot
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c324/NaNaGirl05/snapshot_f2d68819_72d68ebd.jpg
Ahhhh now dats refreshin'

Zaggytiddies
1st Sep 2007, 12:52 PM
Very Nice NaNa :) I'll add you!

Stacyy
2nd Sep 2007, 2:56 AM
Hey Yall my name be Lacey Jo McDumplin!!
I am 17 years youngin an I live here in da middle of nowhere, Killmerville!! In this here loverly trailer park!
Dats Meh!!! Miss Laceyyyyyy
http://i18.tinypic.com/4mbqt14.jpg
Dis is me bein da crazy gurl i am in ma bootiful trailer!
http://i12.tinypic.com/52vh3rp.jpg
This contest looks so fun!

Zaggytiddies
2nd Sep 2007, 3:52 AM
lol Stacy... I'll add ya now :)

Stormy_SC
2nd Sep 2007, 5:41 AM
:laugh: Stacyy, that's a good one!

SharnaPax
2nd Sep 2007, 7:57 AM
Hey, y'all. I'm Sweetie-Mae Bucket. Ah'm right around 20 years now. I live in this little place called Widdershins Walk, in mah own little trailer. Mah mama's fambly is frum up around Yell county, and mah daddy's folk is from nearby Wet Bottom Holler.

I love fashun. I read ever magazeen I can git mah hands on about mottles and fashun and such. If it's got Paris Hilton in it, I will read it. I got mah heart set on bein' a mottle, and I think I got wut it takes. Raht now I work in Yolanda's beauty shop, "Tease It and Please It". I hope to learn how to bleach eyebrows real soon.

This is me!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/sweetie-mae01.jpg

Ah'm makin' grits. Cookin' is hard.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/sweetie-mae02.jpg

Zaggytiddies
2nd Sep 2007, 2:08 PM
Yay! more contestants :) Good to see you Sharna! I'll add you to the list and your avatar will be up shortly :)

Pandaness
2nd Sep 2007, 7:48 PM
:'D

I need to enter this!

Catwalk_SC
2nd Sep 2007, 9:31 PM
I am laughing. So hard. :lol: Zaggy, you are absolutely brilliant.

Lipsy Froufrou
2nd Sep 2007, 10:54 PM
Thanks for the avatar :)

I'm loving all the entries so much!! :lol:

Looking forward to Round 1

Stacyy
3rd Sep 2007, 1:10 AM
yay i love the avvies!

Zaggytiddies
3rd Sep 2007, 2:18 AM
Yay! I'm glad some of you are using the avatars! :) Pandaness you def have time and I'm looking forward to your entry... Catwalk you are welcome to join also and I can't take all the credit... Scout gave me the idea :) Hope she pokes her head in soon :) I can't wait for this to start guys. I'm looking so forward to all your entries!

Pandaness
3rd Sep 2007, 7:54 AM
Rawr, I wish I could enter but my new laptop with shiny graphics decided to reject my sims and warp everything ;-;

Nonetheless, I shall keep watch at this 'un!

cookiecakes2
3rd Sep 2007, 3:55 PM
will there be elemations

Lipsy Froufrou
3rd Sep 2007, 4:50 PM
will there be elemations

In the first post...

12. There will be no eliminations till we declare a winner... Scores ‘ll be added up fur each roun’.

Sizza
4th Sep 2007, 2:26 AM
Name: Maggie Sposh
Age: 26
Location: Hicksville, Texas

Mah bootiful mug:lovestruc
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/66c0d9d1.jpg

Mah stoopid bruthe' was s'poset ta look afte' mah boh'! Stoopid mohrun!
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/4a084779.jpg

:lol: Beware of my 'english is not my mother-language but I'm still trying to write the accent' redneck writing

Zaggytiddies
4th Sep 2007, 3:11 AM
good to see you Sizza! I'll add ya and make ur purty laidee and avitaur :)

Edit: I think I'm going to post round one a little early. Maybe tomorrow afternoon if I can :) I hope you all are ready cause I'm pretty excited! I can't wait to see what you come up with!

honeynutcows_SC
4th Sep 2007, 6:08 AM
good to see you Sizza! I'll add ya and make ur purty laidee and avitaur :)

Edit: I think I'm going to post round one a little early. Maybe tomorrow afternoon if I can :) I hope you all are ready cause I'm pretty excited! I can't wait to see what you come up with!
ooh exiting i cant wait
edit: sizza i love your app are those freckles freckles or a skintone?

Jordan09
4th Sep 2007, 1:09 PM
You can count me in as a EJ if you want Zaggy. :)

Zaggytiddies
4th Sep 2007, 6:30 PM
:alarm:UR MA SI'STR?:alarm:

Everyone has some "characters" in their family. Some families are big... others small. Some families aren't made up of people sharing the same DNA. Some families are made up of a group of close friends... but EVERY family has characters. (Think of Ron's Aunt Muriel HP fans.) You know like:
drunk Cousin Jimmy
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/drunk.jpg,
spastic Aunt Debbie
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/loopylinda.jpg,
mean Uncle Bill
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/meanbill.jpg,
loopy Aunt Linda

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/loopy.jpg
... the list goes on.

I want to see the characters of your family tree and for you to explain who they are, and what kind of relationship the two of you have (a couple sentences for each person will suffice). I would like this to be pretty extensive (at least 3 generations) so let your little minds go wild! The possibilities are endless. Put it together however you like... as always ask questions if you have them!

*Bonus* (Not required)
"I'll pay ya tin bucks ta eat this!"
What have you eaten for some extra cash? (1 or two pictures please)

Please put your sims name and the round in the title of your post. No extensions will be given. 2 points will be added to your total score if you complete the bonus task :)

Stormy_SC
4th Sep 2007, 6:54 PM
Well since I made my sim in CAS, can I just make other sims and say they're related?

daltonism
4th Sep 2007, 6:59 PM
Ohhh. I need to make an app! I'll do it now! (Well, in about an hour)

Zaggytiddies
4th Sep 2007, 7:00 PM
Oh you can totally (and i though you kinda have to) make them up :) We'll never know the difference.

You have plenty of time Daltonism. I'm not going to close the applications for another 24 hours or so.

daltonism
4th Sep 2007, 7:02 PM
Ohh. kk. Woo! I wanna join this so bad! I have the PERFECT sim. XD

Can it be a trailer trash person who is kinda high up? In a way..

Oooh, can we use other people's sims if we put credit? (I mean, not for my main sim, but for round one. So mental uncle Fred could be made by someone else? I've only made a few sims for myself...)

Stormy_SC
4th Sep 2007, 7:08 PM
Yeah I figured that, but wasn't sure. Thanks Zaggy. :D

honeynutcows_SC
4th Sep 2007, 8:08 PM
ooh cool ill get started straight away are some of the family allowed to be edited townies?

Zaggytiddies
4th Sep 2007, 8:11 PM
You can sure use townies and, as long as you give credit, I don't see why you can't use other peoples sims if you want. As far as being high up... That's all part of creating your character and that is completely up to you.

onsenmark
4th Sep 2007, 8:23 PM
Oh, this almost makes me wish I hadn't ended up killing off 75% of the Whytrash family in my neighborhood... XD Sadly, I don't have enough time to enter these days anyway, but I'll enjoy watching! XD

SwitchfootKatie
4th Sep 2007, 9:35 PM
how many family members exactly will we have to do? I want to have enough but not go over board.

Stormy_SC
4th Sep 2007, 10:05 PM
Tell me if I've done this right.

____________________________________

This be my sister, Amelia! She's the wild one, if you cain't tell. Why when we was teenagers, she was always the one getting into trouble for sneakin out all hours of the night with her boyfriend, Jed. Daddy use to get so mad that he started hanging the switch right by the front door. 'Melia ain't sneaked out since. :D
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d9a67e_f3e96d17.jpg

My nieces, Natalie and Carly and my nephew Tommy. They're Amelia's babies. Ain't they precious? They belong to Jed, 'Melia's ex-husband and the boy she use to sneak out while in high school. The girls are so sweet, but watch out for that Carly. She look like a saint, but she ain't, believe me. That girl is just as bad as they get!
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d9a67e_33e9698a.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d9a67e_33e96979.jpg
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d9a67e_73e96d00.jpg

Over here we got my cousin, Safiya with her hubby Kyle. They just a bunch of party animals if I ever seen one! Every time I talk to 'em they always say they just got back from some party. One time at a family picnic, Kyle got so drunk that he stripped off all his clothes and streaked all up and down the street for the neighbors to see him. Unfortunately the party was at our house. That explains why those neighbors look at us folk strangely like that.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d89a56_f3e96e2c.jpg

And here their 2 kids, AnnaBelle and Luis. Ain't they the two cutest things you ever seen?! I feel sorry for Luis. He's the sweetest thing, but jus so sensitive. He been gettin beat up everyday at school. People say he's a very happy boy. Don't know why he's been gettin beat up for being so happy. As for AnnaBelle, she's such a little lady. She gets so embarassed every time I point out how big her little chee-chees have been gettin'.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_93d89a56_13e96e35.jpg

You know folks say there's at least one drunken uncle in every family? Well meet Uncle Hank and his wife Aunt Mazy! They be the most drunkest folks y'all ever met! Of course, they're not always drunk. Just from five at night to two in the morning.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_73d61282_53e9731e.jpg

These Uncle Hank's and Aunt Mazy's 2 girls, Bobbi Jean and Sally Jo. They gon grow up to be a beaut! They already look like models, don't they? Well it's a shame Sally Jo don't want to be one. She's the shy one. She's always been a tomboy, playin' soccer and all. Takes after her father, I guess. Bobbi Jean is the complete opposite. She's all girly and is so boy crazy! I told her daddy one day, I said, "That girl gon' end up pregnant one day!" He agrees.
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_73d61282_d3e97253.jpg

Optional Task

We had our annual family picnic at my house the other day and my husband, Daryl cooked us up some hotdogs! Unfortunately the hotdogs is the nastiest things I have ever ate! You couldn't pay me a million dollars to eat them things again!
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd26/Stormybleu22/snapshot_13d62c06_13e97a81.jpg

TrillianRikku
4th Sep 2007, 11:13 PM
I'm really going to enjoy this round I can't wait to get started
Pics posted later tonight or tomarrow

Sizza
5th Sep 2007, 12:14 AM
ooh exiting i cant wait
edit: sizza i love your app are those freckles freckles or a skintone?

Thanks for the avart Zaggy! I thought round 1 would be different:lol:
Those freckles are a costume make-up.

Zaggytiddies
5th Sep 2007, 1:11 AM
I wish you had time onsenmark. It would be nice to have you. Watching is good too though :)

SwitchfootKatie how ever many people you'd like your sim to have in their family (big or small) is fine. Just make sure you give a little bio on each member of the family tree. I would like it to be at least three generations though.

Holy wow Stormy... you're fast! Your entry looks great but I'd like a little more info on your relatives. What kind of people are they? Tell a little story for each, "One time uncle hank got so drunk..." or whatever. Also the bonus is supposed to be something you got paid to eat, "I'll pay you ten bucks if you eat this" (my writing in dialect may have confused you there and I apologize). Although you can keep it the way it is. That just means your husband is such a horrible cook he paid you to eat his hot dogs. lol

I look forward to your entry Trillian :)

Sizza Just out of curiosity, what did you think this round would be?

honeynutcows_SC
5th Sep 2007, 1:25 AM
i do not got the lots of photopics of ma familys buts i fink the ones a got are good as roadkill pie
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/hillbillypart.jpg
this is my pattio part wif ma huband and my youngun here a bit bout em
huband:he is my life ya no his name is jimbo and he abutiful we meeted at the trailer park and we hit it off straight away i gots my selfs a baby 9 months after wes met and i never knews a wa pregnant p.s dont he just look purdy when hes passed out
my youngun
my youngun called nicki n she is so clever she learned how to drink 12 cans a beer at only 12 year of age i so proud
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/manme.jpg
heres another picature of me and my mum she de only oder persons in my family she not my real mum but shes adopted me after my mum left to become an acteress in hollywoods i loved her so much she where my niki get her brains from she gots an actul o level or gsce i finken they call em now no im not joking an actual o level
well thats bout all i cn say some peoples may call us trash but our familys so happy i means how many others gots a huband hos there cousions 2

i wa finkin to meselfs why does i only need to shows me nice familys when i can show dem nasty peoples is knows so heres the evilness dat is my ex ill shows u whens we broked up p.s i dont know whos taked these fotographs causes noone was dere but oh well
mine ex wa a no good man who beated and hitted me tills i was blue
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/waterthrow.jpg
one nights i decided to fights back buts thats was a bad idea i begged n begged for a forgivness buts he would nots listen
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/beg.jpg
his face screwed uped and i new what was comingd
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/frmer.jpg
but lucksily mine other husband was comings up de drives and he sorted hims out we has beens togeter ever since and he been kickded out i thoughted i would share mine storys to shows whats a awfuls man he is and hopefully gets him the beatings he deserves
eated fings
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/iatedmyearwax.jpg
once when i wa a youngeren i eated some of my earwax it want that good it mades me sick a little on my face buts my freinds gived me a pounds for it that bought 10 packs of noodles ya no


i hope my entrys ok tell me if i need to put more about my family or change any of my pics

Stormy_SC
5th Sep 2007, 1:28 AM
Oh ok. I wasn't sure what exactly I was suppose to do. Thanks Zaggy. I'll go fix it. :)

SwitchfootKatie
5th Sep 2007, 1:45 AM
The reason these are in da street is cause thats where they live, sometime my sis and her kids uses my couch but none o the other stupid heads are allowed in my house
My Parents: My dad wants my mom to get it on here, but this is a daily occurance and she never turns him down. He was a spoiled rich kid and she lured him out to Strangetown and locked him in the basement. There he was brainwashed into loving her and thinking that the country bumbkin way was the only way.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_93e9cd9e_13e9d2b2.jpg
My Brothers Jed and Junore(like Junior but not) Theyve been in and out of the state lockup and insane Asylums for twenty years. Here they are being dummies and slacking off as usual and probably trying to cook up another scheme(they were supposed to be taking care of my sisters lil ones).
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_93e9cd9e_b3e9d0d4.jpg
My Sister Jean and her youngens Maddie and Taylor. Jean had dreams of being a teacher but with the wonders of WooHoo she had twins with her boyfriend who shortly after thier birth was shot by the cops trying to steal some cash to get a beer or six.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_93e9cd9e_13e9d15b.jpg
My Sister Roxie at her "Friends" house (shes what we like to call a "working girl"). We Have no idea how she and I got so Pretty, I'm putting mine to work populating the earth with more cuteness through my kids and being a model and shes using it to get some cash or free KFC for the family.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_93e9cd9e_33e9d269.jpg
And last but not least my Daughter and aspiring model Angel, making friends with the paper boy. Her Story is pretty simple, she was born into this life and is acting quite normally considering her backround.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_73e1878c_73e9c4cc.jpg

Bonus
My kid Tomie dared me to eat this stuff called sailmun, and said that if I did I wouldnt have to give him his dollar for allowance that week. It was gross so i scarfed it down real quick like. It was green and the picture said it was gunna be red or pink but it wasnt, so we figured it was over cooked but I'm not so sure no more.
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/Switchfoot_KatieKat/snapshot_73e1878c_33e9dac8.jpg

Stormy_SC
5th Sep 2007, 1:59 AM
Ok I edited my entry. I hope it's ok now.

Whoa, they look creepy, Katie. Great job! :D

Sizza
5th Sep 2007, 2:45 AM
:lol: Katie. What a bunch!
Zaggy: I thought it was about our "heroes" realizing that they have a sister they didn't know about and the story behind that :einstein

mj09
5th Sep 2007, 3:22 AM
Muah...got my application in just near time =P

Name: Charlene Hayes
Age:19
Location: Sweetwater Creek, Southern USA
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/mjcool82/CharleneHeadshot1.jpg
Got that one purdy photo down at Sears, half price with a Sunday paper coupon.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/mjcool82/CharleneFreeshot1.jpg
Would you like fries with that?

daltonism
5th Sep 2007, 11:45 AM
Name: Princess Candy Smithson
Age: 20 summit' (I'm think I'm 22. Nowt sure. Gotta dig out thayt darn certifi-cate.)
Location: Jheezus. I really dunno. Sumwhere on the way to mcDs.

Hello y'all. I'm Princess Smithson. I am 22 or 21 years olds and I haves two bab-ees. Mah husband is a good for nut'n laze abowt who durz nothin' but sit on his fat a*se all day. I work for mah moneys and foods. I do cleanin at theys house. *hiccup* I likes rum for the good of it. Oh yeah. Gimme a packet of cigerettes 'nd your mah best friend.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/divaxxmatti/PTPHEAD.jpg

Yup, thats mah bootiful mug. I havsa scar from that darn sistur of mine. I only slept with her mann. Thayt ent too bad, huh? I culda dun worsed thangs. Like mashin' up her car or summat.

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x10/divaxxmatti/PTPFREE.jpg

Yuhuh. Ma bootiful dancin. At mah sistur's second weddin. I wores my bestest clothes 'nd done my hair up purdyful, like. 'Nd wus dancing til the burgers came out. Mmm. We had the special expensive KFC specials. My favo-rite. The room we was in proper swank. Every tile wus a diff-i-rant color. Bootiful. Mah sister.. that stoopid one who gaves me mah scar.. she iz a rite handful. Always coming to mah house for mah moneys and mah foods. Burt, her wedding was proper amazing. Parts frum the husbaynd. He wus troubles from the start.

--------------------

Her name is actually Princess. :lol:

Zaggytiddies
5th Sep 2007, 1:44 PM
Alright guys good job! Stormy, what you changed is fine... and exactly what i was talking about.

honey her mother is frightening... lol lookin good!

SwitchfootKatie... looks good thus far :)

mj09... good to see you and i'll add ya shortly

Daltonism... ha ha her expression is great! I'll add you shortly as well.

I'm excited guys! These entries are shaping up nicely (and coming in fast too!) Apps close in about 5 or so hours. Have a great Day!

daltonism
5th Sep 2007, 1:51 PM
Note : The captions and pictures are seperate pictures, they're just put together. :lol:
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http://i9.tinypic.com/4qhrcrs.jpg
http://i6.tinypic.com/4pbtlcp.jpg
http://i5.tinypic.com/4qitzio.jpg
http://i2.tinypic.com/5zedls9.jpg
http://i19.tinypic.com/67yshhs.jpg

Zaggytiddies
5th Sep 2007, 5:53 PM
Apps are offically closed ladies and gentlemen! Looking forward to you round 1's!

Very nice Daltonism :)

Just so you know... you'll be judged on stuff like this (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1004883&postcount=45)

daltonism
5th Sep 2007, 6:06 PM
Okay. Can I ask two questions?

1) I noticed that people had been writing paragraphs instead of in a profile way. I didn't know, is there time to edit that?

2) Is there a limit to the number of pictures you want? :D

Zaggytiddies
5th Sep 2007, 6:11 PM
Sure you can edit it if you like (apps aren't being judged but it will give us a better idea of your character) and you can have as many pictures as you like :)

It won't let me post anymore avatars in the first post so I'll put them here :)

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpcharlene.jpghttp://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/ptpprincess.jpg

romyhorse
5th Sep 2007, 11:47 PM
What'd ya wanna hear about my folks for? I'm the purdee one! For background? Okays I guess...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick1-1.jpg

The one on the left, or is it the right, I c'n never remember... Well, anyways the one with the red hair is my Gramma Hickey. Her hairs always bin that colour but I swear she mus' dye it! Anyways, my Gramma is famous round theseparts. She's got 16 young'uns and never married! She says mom's daddy is a famous actor from Hollywood but she has to keep it a secret or there'll be trouble. 'N that's not the only reason she's famous, a few years back she went to the doctor and he says she's goin' throo the "change" 'n it was makin' her put on weight. Well would you believe it when 6 months later Auntie Britney-Ellen popped out!

The other one in the picture is my Auntie Britney-Ellen. Gramma says her daddy is the singer in a rock band from Las Vegas. I aks'd her when she was in Vegas, I ain't seen her leave the trailer park in 15 years, 'n she gave me a clip round the ear and tole me to watch my tongue!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick2-1.jpg

This is my Uncle Davey 'n Auntie Martina, Davey is my mom's brother... well, I think he is, I've never really aks'd... Anyways, Uncle Davey is a DJ at the local bar, all my friends think he's so cool cos of his job and I knows at least 4 of them have bin round the back of the bar with him! Auntie Martina likes to think she's the posh one. The doctor tole her to take some tonic wine 'n now she drinks 3 bottles Buckfast a day, she thinks that she's cultured now, pickled more like! What's wrong with beer?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick3.jpg

Here are a couple of my cousins, or nieces, or sumthing... I think they're from daddy's side of the family... The boy's called Walter and he's always got his nose is a book. Gramma's tried to beat it out of him but next day he'll be there with a book again so we just ignore him now, Daddy says he'll grow out of it. We call him Swotty Wattie. The little princess is ma' lil' sis' Sacha-Lee ain't she a cutie. Mom wants her to be a pageant queen, she says they c'n earn lots of money. Sacha-Lee ain't too happy tho', she hates wearing dresses.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick4.jpg

I think this my nephew, or maybe uncle, his name is Nigel 'n he's real famous round here. Last year he was abducted by aliens 7 times! It was in all the papers for 3 counties 'n he says he's gonna write a book 'bout it when he's older. Mind'n you, the last time he says he was taken I saw him 'n his mates round the back of the school with a keg so I'm not too sure 'bout it all...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/hick5.jpg

'N here we all are... it took me ages to drag them all out here so I hopes you appreciate it! Damn these new knickers! Hold on a minute I just need to yank my...

Bonus

Well, aft'r gettin' us all together for that picture Gramma decided to throw us a party. Uncle Davie got out his old record player and put on some tunes for us. I was havin' a great time till lil' Swottie Wattie bet me 10 cents that I wouldn' drink his bubbles. I did it 'n won but I was sure feelin' queezy the rest of the day.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/aaa1-1.jpg

Stormy_SC
5th Sep 2007, 11:56 PM
Great entry Romyhorse!!! :lol:

VeryAlliegh
6th Sep 2007, 12:37 AM
Oh! I wish I saw this earlier, I so would have entered. I have the perfect family! *sad face*

honeynutcows_SC
6th Sep 2007, 12:59 AM
all these entrys are great im adding more pics soon but my comps going in for more ram hopefully it wont take me 20 mins just to get a sim changed lol

Zaggytiddies
6th Sep 2007, 1:10 AM
VeryAlliegh if you really wanted to you could enter. Round 1 doesn't close until ummm the 11th?

Romyhorse FAb U Lusss :)

Can't wait to see the rest honeynutcows... looks really good so far! :)

honeynutcows_SC
6th Sep 2007, 11:41 PM
i added ome more pics like a mini story thing hope its ok

Stormy_SC
7th Sep 2007, 12:02 AM
Wow round 1 doesn't close until the 11th?! That's a generous amount of time. :)

TrillianRikku
7th Sep 2007, 6:16 AM
This is my family

First is my Pa his name is Bo Cassidy he spends most of his day under a car or playing with Prissy our dog he doesn't like his picture taking
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/BC.jpg


next is ma (Glori) ma thinks it's 1960 and gose around saying things like peace and flower power she and my Nana (Deedee) spend hours in there vegtable garden
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/DDCGC-1.jpg

then there's my book worm Sis Jessie Jane who is insisting that everyone calls her Jessie she she hoping to get into collage next year
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/JJC-1.jpg

and of corse you know my lil Saffy now a toddler they grow up so fast
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/SC.jpg

Bonus Pic
my sis baught one of them express thing a majigs do hickeys and boy dose it taste bad
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/Ghanima478/DJCbonus.jpg

hope these Pics are okay let me know if there not I have others

Zaggytiddies
7th Sep 2007, 1:52 PM
Yes guys round 1 doesn't close till the 11f :lol:. I didn't expect so many entries to be done so quickly. They all look pretty good so far! If they all get in before the 11th I'll post round 2 earlier.

I don't think some of you are understanding the bonus picture. It isn't just you eating something. You know when someone says to you, "I'll pay you ten bucks if you eat this (insert gross thing here)" It isn't just you and your family sitting down to dinner (come on guys get creative... the more creative the better!). You have plenty of time to fix it but I'm sorry I can't give bonus points if you didn't follow directions. I hope everyone's day/night is going well. Looking forward to the rest of this contest!

romyhorse
7th Sep 2007, 2:14 PM
Is my bonus pic okay?

Zaggytiddies
7th Sep 2007, 2:20 PM
Yep eating bubbles is great! :)

honeynutcows_SC
7th Sep 2007, 4:08 PM
is my bonus pic ok i know it not of the best quality

Zaggytiddies
7th Sep 2007, 5:01 PM
Yep earwax is great! lol

TrillianRikku
7th Sep 2007, 7:28 PM
MEEP!!
I totally misunderstood I'll fix mine when I take my last pic sorry

Zaggytiddies
7th Sep 2007, 7:35 PM
That's what I figured :) It's totally ok and you have plenty of time!

SharnaPax
8th Sep 2007, 9:09 AM
You wanted to see my fambly? I have no idea why, but I figgered I better do it, so I loaded up my instamatic and headed over to the home place to get some shots. I'm warnin' you, this might not be pretty.

Ok, this here is the home place where I growed up. Daddy adds on a room here and there when it's needed.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/01_front_house.jpg

This is my mama, Verna-Gayle, and my daddy, Ford. Mama sews; she made all our clothes when we wuz growin' up. Daddy drives a tow-truck for a livin', which came in real handy when I wuz first learnin' to drive.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/02_mama_daddy.jpg

This is Daddy's brother, Earl, and his wife, Rosie-Sharon. They're the reason for the latest addition to the house when they moved in. They have this little girl that Rosie named Shania-Crystal. Earl's a little off-puttin' sometimes. I outgrowed that "pull my finger" thang a long time ago. Rosie-Sharon, well, she just often makes me mad enough to spit.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/03_earl_rosie.jpg

This here is poor little Shania-Crystal. Rosie-Sharon is already puttin' makeup on her and wantin' to do her hair up and such, and talkin' about puttin' her in beauty shows. Poor little mite ain't even potty trained yet. She loves our old dog, Piddle, more than anyone right now.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/04_shania.jpg

When Rosie-Sharon learnt that I was in this contest, she got it in her head that she was going to be a mottle. She posed in the kitchen, she lounged on the front porch, she slithered around the livin' room like a serpent. Instead of wantin' to be somethin' she cain't, she ought to be takin' care of that baby, I say.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/05_rosie_pose.jpg

This is my little brother, Harley. Harley is ... well ... we love Harley. He's just .. um ... sweet. I'd really suggest you don't make any sudden movements.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/06_harley.jpg

This is my mawmaw, Doodle. She's Daddy's and Earl's mama. She spent 30-some-odd years workin' as the head cook over at the Hogspittle High School Cafeteria. She says she's gonna make us a fine meal today, on account of me visitin'. Oh, lordy.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/07_mamaw.jpg

Oh dear me, Mawmaw cooked ... oh ... I mean, um ... yay. Mawmaw cooked.

Mawmaw made something she called "Mountain Oysture Stew". Now, I always thought oystures was mostly in the ocean and such, and I have no idea how they got up in the mountains.

Uncle Earl bet me 10 simoleans that I couldn't eat two spoonfuls of the stew. Now, I could use 10 simoleans because I had my eye on this pair of real cute earrings over at the Sim-Mart, so I took him up on that bet. How bad could it be, even if Mawmaw cooked it?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/08_cook.jpg

And then Uncle Earl told me what mountain oystures really was.

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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/09_I_ate_it.jpg

But I did it! And he was true to his word and gave me the 10 simoleons. I'm gonna head off to Sim-Mart!

I leave my sweet fambly now, they're sorta weird but I do love them.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/11_family.jpg

I'm headin' over to get me those earrings. Night, y'all.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/12_bye.jpg

Zaggytiddies
8th Sep 2007, 9:17 PM
Great. Flippin. Job. Sharna! I'll add it. :)

markusrandall
9th Sep 2007, 12:21 AM
So you wanna know 'bout my family. Well, I got one of the most interesting families around.

First of all, there's my husband Bobby. He's the reason I moved back into ol' Bluewater Village. We been married for ten years and have two girls. Bobby, he wanted to be a lounge singer, but he can't really sing. Bobby singin' sounds like a chicken bein' strangled to death. Now he's got his very own car dealership in the Village. Bobby just loves his job, and well I just love Bobby.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/bobby.jpg
He looks like such a grizzled ol' man in that picture, but he's really just a big ol' sweetie.

Then there's the girls, Sangria and Margarita. They's just the cutest little ladies you ever seen, even purdier than their Momma.
Sangria is a teen now and all the boys are after her, just like when I was her age. I told her to focus on her studies though so she can go to college and earn a respectable livin' just like Cityfolk do.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/sangria.jpg
And Margarita, she's just such a happy little child. She was Little Miss Bluewater Village this year. We was so happy when she won.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/margarita.jpg

My Momma and my brothers moved into town from the South, and they said they's just love it here. Well, Momma actually grew up in Bluewater Village before relocatin' after she had me.
My Momma, she's such a classy woman. She looks so good for her age, you can hardly tell she smokes a pack a day.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/momma.jpg

Momma always told me this man here was my daddy. He looks awful ugly though, so I sure hope it ain't. He's real high up in Bluewater Village. I met him once and he was real rude to me. Called me 'Trailer Trash'. The nerve some people have.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/landgraab.jpg
Momma always went off and partied like it was goin' outta style, and when she wasn't partyin' she was workin' down at the bar, so bein' the oldest I pretty well raised Calvin Ray and Arlen as if they was my own.

Calvin Ray turned out real fine. He's a year younger than me, and usta be a bull rider for a livn' and wuz doin' quite well in the rodeos. He quit the rodeos so he can spend more time with the children, and now hopes he can find some kind of job here in town.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/calvinray.jpg
Calvin Ray got married awful young at fifteen, but then his wife Lurlene ran off to make it big in Vegas some years back and left him with the two children. Apparently after they got divorced she went and married a Magician. Calvin Ray is sure a good daddy to them, though that youngest can be a strange little man sometimes.

The oldest, Delta Rose is such a purdy girl. And she's such a sweetheart too. The other kids at school sure ain't very nice to her. I thinks they is all scared, but I don't know why.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/DeltaRose.jpg
She hopes someday she can get out of here and become one of those fashion models like you see in the big magazines. Personally I'd much rather read Weekly World News any day than that Vogue or whatever ya call it. I just love the Weekly World News. I actually started a fanclub devoted to Batboy way back when.

The youngest, Julius is a weird little fellar. There's somethin' 'bout that boy that ain't quite right, but for the life of me I can't pinpoint exactly what it is. Guess you could say he's the black sheep of the litter.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/julius.jpg
Arlen, well he didn't turn out so well. Been in trouble with the law so many times I can't even count. He's on parole now for causin' a big ruckus downtown. Some crazy ol' woman named Crumplebottom tried to beat him with her purse and he caused quite the commotion. He's worn that orange jumpsuit so often he doesn't bother to take it off anymore, just wears it like a normal outfit.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/arlen.jpg

My cousin Izzy moved up here too, but we don't talk to her too much. She ran off and married Cityfolk. Izzy can make us call her Isobel and think she's all Plain Jane Cityfolk as much as she wants, but I still remember when she'd be down at the bar 'til five in the mornin' dancin' like a maniac.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/cousinizzy.jpg

If her husband ever knew about how wild she used to be he'd probably throw a fit. He does seem like a nice enough man though, for Cityfolk anyway.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/steve.jpg

But boy that son of theirs is real weird, escpecially since the weather started changin' all the time. Sangria tells me that at school he'll just walk around and point and laugh at nothin'. She says the other kids is all frightened by him, as they is of Delta Rose. I don't know why though. I think the behaviour stems from our side of the family. We got some real weirdos way back in the family tree. It's purdy large so I won't bore y'alls with that.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/crazyboy.jpg
That boy may be a weirdo but he sure is a good big brother to his baby sister.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/mitchandbaby.jpg

So let me tell y'all a story now that I'm done talkin' 'bout my family. The other night Bobby went out to the fishin' hole and caught a big fish. Now that's great and all, but I just hate the taste of fish, how it sticks to your mouth and all. I says "Bobby I ain't eatin' that fish. I refuse." Bobby says to me "Fine if you ain't eatin' this fish, then I'll pay you ten Simoleans to eat this here boot I caught." I says 'You're On!."
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/boot.jpg
That sure was the nastiest thing I ever ate, but I stuck to my word and swallowed it down. Then I snuck off and used the ten Simoleans, and some pocket change to order me a pizza.

SwitchfootKatie
9th Sep 2007, 1:59 AM
You guys are amazing!

Is my bonus shot ok? If not I can always take another...

Zaggytiddies
9th Sep 2007, 2:17 AM
Yes Katie, yours is fine :) (and a pretty funny twist too)

Great job markus! I'll add you now :)

Lookin good guys! Keep it up:)

ashleybrooke
9th Sep 2007, 2:46 AM
Lemme intraduce y'all to my familars...

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/rusty.jpg

Firstly, my hubbikins, Rusty. Wells... ya see... he ain't actually my husband. But he's pert near my husband. State says we "common laws" or sumfing like dat. I dunno.

Rusty is always grabbin da paper soon as it comes. He told me dat he's gotta check his stocks. Our little one, Crystal dun told me that when Rusty checks his stocks he mumbles stuff bout "stupid damn horses." I dun told that little one to stay out of her daddy's bidness... but she jus dunt listen.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/jeddean.jpg

Dis ders my little genius... Jed Dean. He's 9 and already he'd in da second grade! I member when I was a kid it took me four tries to get to second grade. Bute Jed Dean got through on his second try.

Jeddy likes to invent things. He made a terlet bowl scrubber out of some chicken coop wire and his sister's schrunchie. He could grow up to be our next president.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/crystalrainepopeye.jpg

Dats my little one, Crystal Raine. She's showing off them god dern handstands again to her Grammy Popeye. Crystal and my mama are so close. Dey do everyfing together.

Me and Mama didn't always get along. I didn't speak to her fer perner two years after she told me that the man I thought was my daddy wasn't. But after going on Jerry Springer, we dun made up.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/Daddy.jpg

Speakin a daddy, der he is. Well... he's not my real daddy, but I call him that anyway. He's always angry cause his Jeep don't like to work. This pictuer was taken after a big storm where da old maple in the front yard fell on da car. Daddy was running around shrieking for days. But usually hes a purdy nice guy.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/betsy.jpg

Dats my bro... umm... I mean... sis... umm. Well. Dat der is Betsy. Formerly known as Ben. When we were growin up we always new Benny was strange. He used to steal my dresses and play wif my dollies. So when Benny turned 14 he ran away from home. He hitched his way cross Amurica to Cal-i-forn-i-a. Der he met a man who paid fer him to have his manaly bits cut off. He's been Betsy ever since.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/jarrettandmarla.jpg

Dis is my sister Frannie and her baby Jarrett. Jarrett was a big surprise for Frannie cause da doctor told her she couldn't have no more chitlins after she had Marla 17 yurs ago. So Fran didn't worry bout foolin around with her boss at the factory. But seven months later Jarr dropped out and her boss left town. Now Frannie lives wif mama and daddy cause she can't support a youngin on her tips.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/catscratchgirls.jpg

Frannie works at da Cat Scratch Club three nights a week. Sumtimes she do special parties wif her daughters Marla and Shayla. Mama dun like dem girls working in dat club. She says dey don't get paid enuf for what dey do. But the three of them like it. Plus dey meets lots of interesting mens.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/jimbob.jpg

Last but not least is my favoritest uncle. Uncle Jim Bob. He hasn't been right since that incident with the hamburger and the frisbee but we still love him. Uncle JB purdy much stays in his room and does a funny dance for his bedside figurine. He dun fink dat figurine is the Lord in disguise and he wants to impress him. Rusty dun says Uncle JB is a kook but I dun like him cause he's always got taffy for me.

Well... dats my family. We dun live on ajoinin pieces of property so we's can see each other all the times. Its real nice.

Zaggytiddies
9th Sep 2007, 5:10 PM
Beautiful Job Ashley. I'll add it now :)

Lipsy Froufrou
9th Sep 2007, 10:28 PM
So, y'all wanna hear bout my family huh? Ok, it's not so inerestin' but I'll tell y'all 'bout them...

Gramma Dulcie met Grampa Levi at the Pork Bar and Grill (That place has done a whooole lot of good for my family!) Gramma says she saw Grampa across the bar one night - so handsome an clean lookin an she jist knew she was gonna marry him! He was tryin to make a move on her best friend Maisie Patterson though, so Gramma tripped Maisie over on her way to the ladies room, an then when she was in the hospital Gramma got friendly with Grampa Levi. Before Maisie's shattered kneecap got mended 6 months later Gramma an Grampa were engaged to be married. Gramma said it was meant to be, Grampa jist laughs an says Gramma gits whatever Gramma goes after.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/gramma-an-grampa.jpg

Crazy old Aunt Vesta is Pa's sister an she lives wiv us in Gramma Dulcie and Grampa Levi's trailer. She was sunbathing on the trailer roof when she was 17 an fell off cus she wus drunk, she broke both her legs an hit her head real hard on Gramma's garden gnome collection. Her legs mended pretty good, but she was never quite right in the head after that. She can't look after herself properly, she likes to wear sweats, eat pizza, an watch Dallas reruns on the TV. Rain makes her smile - go figure!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/vesta.jpg


Lolly an Hank are my parents. My ma was born Lolly O'Toole, an she was workin as a waitress at the truck stop jist outside town when she met my pa. She said she fell for pa's beautiful eyes an when he smiled at her as she took his order she jist melted. Pa is a singer, part time cleaning fluid salesman an wannabe cowboy.

Ma bakes pies an cakes to sell, she does ok - she also loves to go to yard sales an buy junk that she says might be useful one day. She planted some flowers outside of our trailer an she reckons it brightens the place up, I'm jist fed up with trippin' over the shoppin' cart!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/ma-an-pa.jpg


Honey-Mae an Hank Jr are my sister an brother. Honey-Mae is 7 an hates her name cus she says it's too girly. She don like anythin pink an don have any girl friends, Ma keeps tryin to git her to wear purty stuff but Honey jist goes an rolls in the dirt. Honey's gonna be really purty when she's older I reckon.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/lilhoney-mae.jpg


Hank Jr is 16 an likes to steal...uh collect road signs. He thinks he's gorgeous an can't understand why Laverna (the purtiest gal on the trailer park) don wanna go wiv him. He wants to be a racin driver, an drives a clapped out ol vehickle. He ain't got no licence though an the headlights don work, so he only drives at night where no one can see him!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/hank-jr.jpg


My Uncle Vern is my Pa's other brother and he's married to Thelma, they live in a trailer right next door. He's a mechanic an fixed her car up for her after she broke down in town one time, then my ma says he kept ringin her an ringin her an ringin her until she finally agreed to go on a date with him. They went out a coupla times then one night they got real drunk an a coupla weeks later she realised the reason she was pukin wus cus she wus expectin. Now Aunt Thelma still says she didn't wanna marry Uncle Vern, but he was real persistent, an in the end she said yes an agreed to drop all the charges with the police an forgit about the restrainin order. Aunt Thelma looked real purty in her weddin pictures - you almost couldn't tell she was 8 months pregnant! But nowadays she don go out much, she jist stays in an drinks the hooch she makes herself in the lean to out back of the trailer.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/thelmaandvern.jpg


They got three kids - my cousins, Petey, Vern Jr an Nolene.

I already told you about Petey, he's 22 an he's a drunken bum who don like to work. Uncle Vern wanted him to take over the family car repair business (he repairs cars an trucks an stuff in front of their trailer!) but three months ago Petey knocked hisself out cus he was drunk, tripped over a pile of tyres an set fire to one of the trucks wiv his cigarette. Uncle Vern was so mad! He called Petey some names even I never heard before and now he wants Vern Jr to be a mechanic instead, but Vern Jr jist wants to be left alone so he can write poetry an play his guitar. He says he's Emu? He dyed his hair black an started wearin black nail varnish an eyeliner, but he stopped with the make up when Uncle Vern threatened him with his shotgun! He's 17, an girls are always hangin aroun' the trailer askin if he's in, Uncle Vern gits real irritated with them cus they sit on the trucks.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/peteyandvernjr.jpg


Ma an Pa want me an Petey to git together, cus he sweet talks my Ma somethin terrible. She thinks he's a charmer an wants us to have some chiddlins. I don wanna baby yet, I still like ma dancing an anyway Petey smells of stale beer an beef jerkey all the time. I know he'd take all my dancing money for booze - an I ain't stupid! No sir! I wanna be famous an git rich off my looks, I think I already told yous that, but I reckon if I won one of those beauty pageants then I could do modelin an maybe even dance at a better bar.

Nolene's my only girl cousin, she's 18 an she's got herself a kid called Chester, but her husband Wayne's got hisself locked up for armed robbery (it was a old gun an it didn't even work!!) She dances at the Pork Bar an Grill for money too - she wants to send Chester to college cus he's real smart - he's a cute kid an sharp as a pin, he even loves readin for fun! I think he'd do real good at college, an Nolene's been savin most of her tips in a tin wot she's got hidden away from Petey in the crawl space under the trailer, I give her a coupla dollars to put in the tin whenever I got a lot of tips. Me and Nolene we're good friends, she don want me to marry Petey either cus she says he's a drunken loser.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/NoleneandChester.jpg

~Optional Task~

A coupla weeks ago Hank Jr bet me 20 bucks that I wouldn't eat dogfood...Gramma's dog Butch had jIst gotten run over on the road an his dinner was jist sittin there...

Well if'm honest I wus drunk an I jist sat down an did it...I thought Hank Jr wus gonna puke right there an then - I never tole him how much I puked later on! But I gots the 20 bucks out of him! Hehehe I guess that makes me the winner don it?!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/dogfood.jpg

Zaggytiddies
10th Sep 2007, 12:58 PM
hi folks! round 1 is coming to a close so please get those entries in! The deadline is tomorrow. I believe we're missing 5 entries. I think I may post round 2 a little early so keep your eyes pealed! :)

Stormy_SC
10th Sep 2007, 8:27 PM
Yay I can't wait! :D

Zaggytiddies
10th Sep 2007, 8:50 PM
Alright Ladeez it's time to put on ur Sunday best and head on down the Redneck games cause they's here!!!

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/redneckgames1.jpg

I need 2 pictures of you participating in 1 of the events held:

Toilet seat tossing (much like horseshoes)

Mudpit belly flop contest

The cigarette flip

Seed Spitting

Big Hair contest

Wet T Shirt contest

The Armpit serenade

Bug Zapping by spitball

Dumpster diving

Hubcap Hurling

Bobbing for Pigs feet

Then I'd like 3 to 4 pictures of the rest of your time spent at these redneck games. Did ya make new carny friends? Who did you go with? Did you find a job/love? Did you get arrested? Fight with someone? Give birth? The possibilities are endless :)

Please remember to put the name of your sim and round number in the title of your post! As always, have fun! Don't hesitate to ask any questions :)

honeynutcows_SC
10th Sep 2007, 8:52 PM
oh cool ill start now

Zaggytiddies
10th Sep 2007, 8:57 PM
I am also going to make a sim for the 1st prize winner. Sorry I couldn't get you guys anything cooler :) I'll try to make him/her very pretty :)

Stormy_SC
10th Sep 2007, 9:03 PM
:lol: I'll get started on it as soon as I can.

honeynutcows_SC
10th Sep 2007, 10:25 PM
ooh a sim btw theres some cool packs at doursim.com that are donated to contests for free the midas ones ver ver nice hint hint lol

Zaggytiddies
10th Sep 2007, 11:22 PM
hmmm... maybe I'll have to go and check that out.. lol

Sizza
10th Sep 2007, 11:47 PM
So, ya wanna meet mah fam’ly, eh? Let me show yeh ‘roun’!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Sposhfight.jpg
Dish ‘r’ mah ma an’ da. Eva’ since Jay wus born, dey’ve bin fighting.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Jay.jpg
Dis is my bruwer Jay. He dun look like mah mah but dat’s ‘caus he’s mah bes’ frien’s Maríá’s sun. He libes wiv me and mah bruwer’s trailur while Maríá works ‘er wayh up ta moovie stah. She libes ad da playhbuyh mans’on now.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Mar.jpg
Dat’s Maríá.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Noah.jpg
Dis’s mah bruwer Noah. He’s suber smart but he snapped while ‘e wus in un’vers’ty, stahdet drinkin’ a lil’ too mutch an’ triet tah kill meh. He hates cam'ras now, so dis 's an' old pic o' 'im

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/TheSposhes1.jpg
Dis’s mah uncle, Bill, wiv ‘is wife an’ kids. She’s exbectin’ her 7th an’ 8th kids any day now. Day drink beer like spongesh.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Hilda.jpg
Dat’s mah grandma’s sistah, Bibby. Bibby’s a spinsteh an’ spends ‘er days drinkin’ wine, readin’ magazeens and watch TV.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Bumpkin.jpg
An’ fin’ly, dis is mah sistah, Sally-Joe, wiv ‘er hushband an’ deir kid, Candi-Joy who claims tah be able tah see ghosts an’ stuff. Sally makes all ‘er clothes ‘erself. She made dis dress she’s wearin’ from ma curtain lefto’ers.


http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/eat.jpg
Mah bruwer bet me 1 simoleon that I wou'nd't't finish a 'ole plate of saalad while watching 'im eat some xtra juicy pork chops. Whot a fool. Ah course I could(tho' i' tasted like glue)
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The Bumkins are made by hockeystatqueen (http://www.modthesims2.com/member.php?u=243492)

If most of you can't read what I wrote, just tell me and I'll rewrite it.

Zaggy, mind explaining those "games" for me? I've no idea what they're about :einstein

honeynutcows_SC
11th Sep 2007, 12:03 AM
round 2
its really rubbish but im so bad at photoshop
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/fitteringsizes.jpg
hi yall i guess you and your cameras crew haves come to see what i been up to well here gos
every saturady in the june we haven our sunfun games. There is soo muchs to does, pig foot bobbing, wet the tshirt contests, dumpster divings. I is an dumpster diving girl myself, one times i found a whole simcity chronicle! ya know what them poshns up at upperton reads, and cause i founds it i gots to keeps it!! Dis times we was lookings for an apples core, and guess whats i founds it well i mean i am the best at finding things. I found lil lucys bebe boy when she left him at the supernmarkets, she wa so happy when i found him .Wells anyway i gots a trophy, it was for the football games at the high schools but i have an inside connections the janitor and i were wans engaged to be hitched, but n we had to split ups when i founds out he was n a janitor.I dont just go for anyone ya no!
heres me wif me trophy
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/trophygames1.jpg
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/beertime.jpg
oh wows i haten this picture look at me it aint to faltterin is me havin a beer i canne say which beer it is cause at this times i was of on my head

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/2much2drink.jpg
moon light on her face, doings her smustle dacings rights in front of me, who wouldnts finds her purdy? no, well i did i just n couldnt resist ,well now i knows that was a bign mistake.

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/worseforwear.jpg

dis is me ye i know wats a state am is in mthis must a bin abouts my 15th drink thats when me and me legs start to disagree

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r172/lozzawozzaere/aghhhhhhhhh.jpg
looks at her all smug and that thinking shes somebody, *sniff* *sniff* god shes even hads a bathing. Do yall know what shes gone and done? Shes only goe tell my boo she my fancy piece, well i never i is always goes kissing others peoples its not that bad, my boo say "kissing someones is fine but de rest of yous mine"
ha you should gone see her face when my boo go shrug it off servin here right for tryin to stir up mine marridge.


p.s is gone go take a few etiquette lessons cause youn judges didnt like mine speaking terms hope things improved slightly

Zaggytiddies
11th Sep 2007, 1:26 AM
Great Job guys! I'll add you (so fast :))
Sizza I'm glad you made it (and i can reed it lol) :) clicky here (http://summerredneckgames.com/) for more info on the redneck games. :beer:

Sizza
11th Sep 2007, 1:48 AM
I can find everything and anything about this summer redneck games thing, except what the games are about... I must be blind:wtf:

Zaggytiddies
11th Sep 2007, 1:54 AM
I think you're thinking it's more than what it is. Seed spitting is... seed spitting (who gets the farthest). Mudpit belly flop contest (belly flop into the puddle of mud and see who makes the biggest splash. Armpit serenade (making music with your armpit). Bobbing for Pigs feet (like bobbing for apples)... and so on. I hope that helps. If you need anything else let me know! :D

SwitchfootKatie
11th Sep 2007, 6:28 AM
Task One

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Heres us at the contest(I'm wearin the checkers next to my sister). My sister darn near won cause she used her "Talents" again on some of the judges. but This girl from out of town (Mira or somthin of the like) Got first Place.
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Task Two Shot One
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Well I was darned mad I didnt win, so I went right up to her and fixed her Up!
Task Two Shot Two
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Task Two Shot Three
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My daughter Angel helped me get all pertyfull for the Contest. You See she just got her beauty liscence so she was all ready for me!

Zaggytiddies
11th Sep 2007, 4:17 PM
Pretty nifty Katie :) I'll add it now :) (could you fix it so it says round 2 in the title?) Other than that, rock kon wit yur bad self. :lol:

SwitchfootKatie
11th Sep 2007, 6:03 PM
I fiexed it! I'm quite proud of my entry, it is one of my first photoshop attempts!

Zaggytiddies
11th Sep 2007, 6:44 PM
yay! I'm glad you're proud :)

Lipsy Froufrou
11th Sep 2007, 11:25 PM
My Round 1 entry is complete (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1013538&postcount=117) I hope I didn't write too much ...I got carried away! The picture quality is a bit rubbish in some of my pics too...I've been having some problems with my screencapture programme, hopefully I'll have it sorted by Round 2!

There's some great entries, I've been laughing out loud reading them!! :lol:

Stormy_SC
12th Sep 2007, 12:31 AM
When does round 2 end, Zaggy?

Zaggytiddies
12th Sep 2007, 3:16 AM
Yay Lipsy

Stormy round 2 ends on the 18th (but as always if everyone gets their entry in sooner, I'll close it sooner).

Round 1 is officially closed. Judges will be PMed shortly. Good Luck Everyone!! :)

Stormy_SC
12th Sep 2007, 7:23 AM
Oh ok great! I think that's more than enough time for me to finish it. That is if I don't swamped with homework.

Zaggytiddies
12th Sep 2007, 4:32 PM
Yeah, I figured people would be going back to school and stuff so I wanted to give ample time for people to complete the rounds.

Stormy_SC
12th Sep 2007, 5:32 PM
Yeah. You know how college is. :rolleyes:

Zaggytiddies
13th Sep 2007, 1:10 AM
ok guys I'm just waiting on one judge and then I can post scores! :einstein

SimsArtThat_SC
13th Sep 2007, 1:46 AM
EJ'ing now

Zaggytiddies
13th Sep 2007, 4:40 AM
Judge 1

Stormy/Mimi Edson
Creativity-17/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3/5
bonus? + 1
Total= 29/35
Comments- Their house looks pretty nice for living in a trailer park. I'd like to see a little more organization in your picture (in the background). Your story is great though. I really feel like I know where Mimi is coming from. Little chee-chees was funny. Good Job:)

Romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey
Creativity-18/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-5/5
bonus? +2
Total= 33/35
Comments- I love the left or right? lol Your pictures are set up very nicely. Poor Walter... lol Keep readin kid! The continuation of her picking her butt is great!! You can see the one's butt crack in the bonus... HA HA! Good job!

SwitchfootKatie/ Crystal Simson
Creativity-15/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3/5
bonus? +2
Total= 28/35
Comments- Forgot to put what round it was int he title. I wish we could see thier faces better and there was more going on in the pictures. The story is pretty good though... I love that her mom and dad are always going at it lol I loved that for the bonus you took something that was real and made it something she didn't know what it was. (did that make sense... lol) Good Job!

honeynutcows/mertzedes bentz
Creativity-16/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-4/5
bonus? +2
Total= 29/35
Comments- "don't he look purty when he's passed out?" lol! her mother looked like a scary interesting character. I wish we would have found out more about her :) Good Job!

TrillianRikku/ Debbie-Jean Cassidy
Creativity-15/20
Originality-5/10
Picture Quality-4/5
bonus? 1
Total= 25/35
Comments- I love the cats face when the Saffy is holding him/her. You mention the dog but we never see it. I would like a little more going on in the pictures for the next round. Good job!

ashleybrooke/ Mae Belle Leane
Creativity-19/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
bonus?
Total= 34/35
Comments- Fabulous story. Great pictures. Very creative. I love how detailed you got... every character seems like a real person. Good job!

markusrandall/ Shasta Daisy LaFontaine
Creativity-17/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-4/5
bonus? +2
Total= 32/35
Comments- Her mother is hysterical! I was a little confused for a bit about who was who but I read it again and got it. I love how you used things that actually happen in the sims and put it into your entry ("since the weather started changing all the time"... "He just points and laughs") Very creative. Good Job!

Lipsy Froufrou/ Cammie-Lou Jenkins
Creativity-17/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
bonus? +2
Total= 34/35
Comments- Cleaning fluid salesman/singer...lol I love how you incorperated the garden gnomes from the picture before. I like the way you posted the pictures like they were in an album. Emu! ha ha Good job!

SharnaPax/ Sweetie-Mae Bucket
Creativity-18/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-5/5
bonus? +2
Total= 34/35
Comments- That house is wonderful. All the decorations inside are perfect. Just looking at them made me laugh! lol I heart the beer can wind chime!. The house kinda became a character too. Good Job!

Sizza/ Maggie Sposh
Creativity-18/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
bonus? +2
Total= 32/35
Comments- YOu're the only one who included friends in your 'family'. 'He’s suber smart but he snapped while ‘e wus in un’vers’ty, stahdet drinkin’ a lil’ too mutch an’ triet tah kill meh' Ha ha! The ghost thing was very creative. This family seems very real. Good Job!

Daltonism/ Princess Candy Smithson
Creativity-7/20
Originality-5/10
Picture Quality-4/5
bonus?
Total= 16/35
Comments- I like the way you put your entry together but you didn't follow the directions. I wish I could have seen more. Did you forget?

Judge 2
1. Stormy/Mimi Edson
Creativity- 17/20
Originality- 7/10
Picture Quality- 4/5
Total= 28/35
Comment: Your captions are really funny and right on spot. Nice family!

2. romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey
Creativity- 19/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 5/5
Total= 32/35
Comment: Awesome entry. Aunt Martina had changed into some really low-rise trousers in the last pic!

3. SwitchfootKatie/Crystal Simson
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 2.5/5
Total= 28.5/35
Comment: The bonus pic and the story behind it are genius!

4. honeynutcows/mertzedes bentz
Creativity- 13/20
Originality- 6/10
Picture Quality- 3/5
Total= 22/35
Comment: Your pictures were okay, but the captions and stories weren't exactly creative and original.
The language was also a bit hard to read.

5. TrillianRikku/Debbie-Jean Cassidy
Creativity- 10/20
Originality- 4/10
Picture Quality- 2/5
Total= 16/35
Comment: Your entry wasn't original nor creative. The pics lacked detail, and in the last one we can see the ingame cursor.

6. ashleybrooke/Mae Belle Leane
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 5/5
Total= 31/35
Comment: Loved your entry. The stories were creative, and the pictures gorgeous.

7. markusrandall/Shasta Daisy LaFontaine
Creativity- 14/20
Originality- 6/10
Picture Quality- 3/5
Total= 23/35
Comment: Nice entry. I would have liked the pics to be a little more detailed.

8. Lipsy Froufrou/Cammie-Lou Jenkins
Creativity- 17/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 4/5
Total= 29/35
Comment: Your entry was pretty creative and original, I liked the details you put in your pics.

9. SharnaPax/Sweetie-Mae Bucket
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 4.5/5
Total= 30.5/35
Comment: You used a lot of pics, and all of them were well made and fitting with the captions. Good work!

10. Sizza/Maggie Sposh
Creativity- 14/20
Originality- 6/10
Picture Quality- 3.5/5
Total= 23.5/35
Comment: I would have liked more detailed pictures and explanations. The stories weren't the most creative, but still nice.

11. Daltonism/Princess Candy Smithson
Creativity- 13/20
Originality- 5/10
Picture Quality- 4/5
Total= 22/35
Comment: The round requirements stated: "I would like this to be pretty extensive (at least 3 generations)".
I understand small families, but yours was a little too small.

Judge 3
1. Stormy/Mimi Edson
17 – 8 - 4 = 29/35
I love her expression after eating the hotdogs! Nice job!

2. romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey
20 – 10 – 5 = 35/35
Hilarious! I founded myself talking jis like de was, while I’s was reading’ it. Great Job!

3. SwitchfootKatie/Crystal Simson
12 – 7 – 3 =22/35
I would have enjoyed a more realistic side of Crystal’s life. Good Job!

4. honeynutcows/mertzedes bentz
18 – 10 – 5 = 33/35
The first pic is hilarious! Great Job!

5. TrillianRikku/Debbie-Jean Cassidy
15 – 8 – 3 = 26/35
I would have liked to read more about Debbie-Jean’s family/life. Good Job!

6. ashleybrooke/Mae Belle Leane
18 – 10 – 4 = 32/35
I like Uncle JB’s dancin’…he’s got moves! Good Job!

7. markusrandall/Shasta Daisy LaFontaine
19 – 10 – 4 = 32/35
Shasta are you sure Bobby isn’t ‘Uncle Bobby’, cause ha and momma surely look a lot alike…?! Just kidding, Great Job!

8. Lipsy Froufrou/Cammie-Lou Jenkins
18 – 10 – 5 = 33/35
Cute! Pork bar and grill made me think of pork and beans…(don’t know why) LOL! Good Job

9. SharnaPax/Sweetie-Mae Bucket
19 – 10 – 5 = 34/35
Pic of Harley is too funny *laughs hard, but tries not to move suddenly* Good Job!

10. Sizza/Maggie Sposh
15 – 8 – 4 = 29/35
Eight kids…? How do Uncle Bill and his wife handle that? Good Job!

11. Daltonism/Princess Candy Smithson
12 – 6 – 3 = 21/35
There is only two pictures, where are the others?

Good Luck!

Judge 4
Stormy/ Mimi Edson
Creativity-17/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total=29/35
Comments- Your commentary was hysterical, great glimpse into the characters. Aunt + Uncle pic = LMAO. Fun!

romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey
Creativity-19.5/20
Originality-9.5/10
Picture Quality-4.5/5
Total= 33.5/35
Your backgrounds are fantastic, lots of atmosphere (wait, they can afford Heineken? *laugh*) Great job on the narrative too. This is about as good as a Trailer Park could get, lol

SwitchfootKatie/Crystal Simson
Creativity-14/20
Originality-6/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total=23/35

Unfortunately, your backgrounds weren’t really diverse, ok job on the narrative.

honeynutcows/mertzedes bentz
Creativity-18.5/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 30.5/35

LOL, Funny pics and some of the narrative was really good.

TrillianRikku/Debbie-Jean Cassidy
Creativity-15/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3.5/5
Total= 26.5/35

Decent job, the gardening pic was funny.

ashleybrooke/Mae Belle Leane
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35

Fantastic entry, loads of fun, I can tell how much work went into it!

markusrandall/Shasta Daisy LaFontaine
Creativity-18/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 30/35

It’s obvious you spent a lot of time creating your characters, great job and funny narrative. Your backgrounds could use a little more atmosphere.

Lipsy Froufrou/Cammie-Lou Jenkins
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35

At first I didn’t appreciate your photo effect, but I do now. Terrific job, lots of laughs and a great story!

SharnaPax/Sweetie-Mae Bucket
Creativity-19/20
Originality-9.5/10
Picture Quality-4.5/5
Total= 33/35

Shania-Crystal is just about the ugliest sims toddler I’ve ever seen *laughs* Super fun entry!


Sizza/Maggie Sposh
Creativity-19.5/20
Originality-9.5/10
Picture Quality-4.5/5
Total= 33.5/35

LMAO! K, you surely captured a lot of grime and um, atmosphere lol. Fun fun fun!

Daltonism/Princess Candy Smithson

Creativity-14/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-4.5/5
Total= 25.5/35

I was having fun but then there were no more pictures! *cries*

Totals:

Stormy- 29+28+29+29= 115/140

Romyhorse- 33+32+35+33.5= 133.5/140

SwitchfootKatie- 28+28.5+22+23= 101.5/140

honeynutcows- 29+22+33+30.5= 114.5/140

TrillianRikku- 25+16+26+26.5= 93.5/140

ashleybrooke- 34+31+32+35= 132/140

markusrandall- 32+23+32+30= 117/140

Lipsy Froufrou- 34+29+33+35= 131/140

SharnaPax- 34+30.5+34+33= 131.5/140

Sizza- 32+23.5+29+33.5= 118/140

Daltonism- 16+22+21+25.5= 84.5/140

Rankings after round 1

:1st: Romyhorse- 133.5
:2nd: ashleybrooke- 132
:3rd: SharnaPax- 131.5
4th Lipsy Froufrou- 131
5th Sizza- 118
6th markusrandall- 117
7th Stormy- 115
8th honeynutcows- 114.5
9th SwitchfootKatie- 101.5
10th TrillianRikku- 93.5
11th Daltonism- 84.5

Wonderful Job Everyone!!! Thanks sooo much judges. I look forward to the rest of the contest. There will be more bonus thingies so keep an eye out :)

SwitchfootKatie
13th Sep 2007, 6:17 AM
Thanks for the comments!

TrillianRikku
13th Sep 2007, 8:39 AM
I may have to drop out If I can't remake Debbie Jean My Computer is giveing me problems agian

Stormy_SC
13th Sep 2007, 8:46 AM
Aww I sucked. :lonely: I'm glad my commentary amused some of you though. :P

romyhorse
13th Sep 2007, 10:24 AM
I didn't expect to do so well! Thanks for the comments judges. All the characters are based on members of my family :giggler: (but don't tell them!).

honeynutcows_SC
13th Sep 2007, 10:45 AM
i kinda did rubbish dint i oh well better luck next time
ive totally changed my round 2 ive changed the story and edited the dumpster pic so it looks a little less stupid lol

Zaggytiddies
13th Sep 2007, 1:47 PM
You all did a really fabulous job. I like to give you guys as much freedom as possible and you really ran with it! (yay) Get even more creative this time :shakes finger: :D. Trillian i hope you can get her fixed. I'm racking my brain to come up with a "round 2 and a half/3 and a half" or something so you guys can get more bonus points. Be on the lookout for it! :)

romyhorse
13th Sep 2007, 11:44 PM
The Redneck Games 2007

I's been so excited! This is the highlight of my year! Last year I managed to bag myselves a couple of fit young boys. Mom says a woman of my years shouldn't date schoolkids but it's not as if I was gonna marry them, was it? This year I'ms gonna enter the Wet T-shirt Contest, I'm definitely gonna win, what with ma' looks 'n all.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/fair1.jpg

Well! Would you look at the jahoobies on that! And what the heck! Is that Auntie Martina! What does she look like! At least my cupcakes point in the right direction, if you catch my drift! Oh my god, that water is freezing!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/fair2.jpg

Well can you believe it if'n Auntie Martina gone and won the trophy! I was fuming, she's gonna be gloating about this for weeks, heck, years! Afterwards I saw her sneaking off behind the Beer Tent so I followed her 'n caught her giving the judge his prize! The conniving little.....

I called Uncle Davey over but didn' he just start laughing. Martina was furious though 'n she tried to cause a ruckus but I soon got her in a headlock, 'n I stole that trophy 'n all!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/fair3.jpg

Swotty Watty kept pesterin' me, nobody else would take him so I says he could watch me at the Coconut Shy, 'cept it was pineapples 'cause they're cheaper! Then I give him 50 cents 'n tole him to go play.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/fair4.jpg

Later I put on my bikini 'n headed over to the mudpit, but I got distracted on the way. Would you look at that beauty! No! Not the truck, me!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/fair6.jpg

Anyways I finally made it to the mudpit, I made sure I rubbed it in well 'cause Gramma says it good for your skin 'n she should know 'cause she don't look a day over 70.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/SunkenMudPool.jpg

Stormy_SC
14th Sep 2007, 12:09 AM
Great entry romyhorse! Very funny! :giggler:

SharnaPax
14th Sep 2007, 9:05 AM
Nuthin' would do but the fambly wanted to go to the Redneck Games. I didn't much want to, but Mama talked me into it. We got there and there wuz all sorts a' things to do ... swap meets and contests and such. There happen to be a Big Hair Beauty thang that Rosie-Sharon just had her heart set on, and she begged and pleaded me and Mama to join it with her. Oh, I did not want to do that, but I agreed after Mama said she'd do it. So I teased out our hair, and we all put on good clothes.

Now, I have to admit they done up that stage real nice ... there was sparkly curtains just like the T'night Show, and the prizes were sorta nice. There was bath oil beads and perfumes, and first place was a whole case of Thunderbird.

So there we go, up on that stage. Oh lord, I did not want to be there. That man at the mikerphone is Gaylord Woodbine, he's real known in these parts. Those two girls at the edge there are Flora-Sue and Mona-Jane Hedgewort. I went to school with them. Then that's Mama, she looked real nice in the dress she made. Then there's me sorta in the background ... and then, a'course, there's Rosie-Sharon, actin' like the world is her oysture.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/bighair.jpg

Mona-Jane won the contest. Mama come in second, which I just loved. I got third place, and that's just fine. I like bath oil beads. Rosie-Sharon seemed real prissy about it.

Daddy and Uncle Earl decided to do the mud flop, and Mama and I watched 'em. It was okay at first, then it got a little silly, so Mama and I talked about movie stars. She's a big fan of Katherine O'Hara.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/mudflop.jpg

Then Daddy just had to do the dumpster dive. Mama kept yellin', "Get me somethin' good, Ford!" I was a little embarrassed.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/dumpster.jpg

Suddenly we all realized that Rosie-Sharon was in that low-class wet tee-shurt thing, and men was all hootin' and stompin' around! We were mortified, and Uncle Earl jumped in to give her a piece of his mind.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/wetshirt.jpg

He threatened to whoop her behind, so Rosie-Sharon gave him a piece of HER mind, and said she'd whoop HIS behind!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/wetshirt02.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/wetshirt03.jpg

The last we saw of them, they was haulin' each other down the street towards home.

So me and Mama and Daddy relieved our stress at the seed spittin' contest.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/seedspittin.jpg

Just as we was leavin', I saw this man just wanderin' around kinda lost. He come up to me and asked, "What's cool around here?" We got to talkin'. He was just passin' through and decided to stop at the games. Oh my goodness, he was the purdiest thing I ever saw. My heart flip-flopped just lookin' at him. We got on real good, and we have a date later tonight!

Oh, he is so purtty. I'll let y'all know how the date goes.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b14/Lyric_K/PTP/methim02.jpg

Zaggytiddies
14th Sep 2007, 1:38 PM
SharnaPax Terlits!!! it says Terlits!!! lol

Romyhorse Cupcakes!!! lol Auntie Martina got what she deserved! :lol:

TrillianRikku Kudos for making up some events. I can't wait to see pictures. :)

These entry's are looking great so far guys. Keep up the good work!

ashleybrooke
15th Sep 2007, 8:56 PM
Well, dos Redneck Games did come to Sturgis dis year. ME an the youngins was real dern excited to go. Rusty on de oder hand didn't want notin to do wif em. He done said Carnivals en Fairs was full of thiefs tryin to steal yurs money. But wif a little sweet talkin, I dun managed to get him to let me en da kids go fer one day.

When I dun got der, I saws a sign sayin der was gunna be a "Big Har" contest. Now I knows I dun have da biggest har in Swamprat County, so I dun signed up.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/HAIR-1.jpg

I dun made it to da final tree wif my neighbor Ellen and dis hussy who done live above da Eagles Club named Narda. So when Bippy da Clown dun asked da crowd who they thought should win, de all seemed real excited for me. I jumped up and everyone was a hootin en hollerin.

Bippy announced that I won! An my prize? A new used 1983 Ford Escort! Lemme tell youns. I was so excited. Did done meant Rusty could stop cussin an swearing about our Yugo dat would never run rights.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/hair2.jpg

Well Narda was real steamed dat I won. She started screamin at me dat she dun have da biggest har in Swamprat County. I was all like, "Nuh-uh, I's do. And the audience don chose me to win." Narda kept trying to push me off da stage so Bippy da Clown dun havta drag her away. I guessin da cops dun come to get her.

After all dat commotion. Da kids wanted to ride some of da rides. So we went over to da Ferris Wheel and stood in line. I was minding my own bidness, when I dun laid eyes on da handsomest man I ever dun seen. He was the ride operateor. And when he dun seen me, he let day kids ride for free.


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/flirt.jpg

As da kids dun squeeled like little piggies on day ride. Me and dis guy, Jared, dun started hettin friendly. He said he'd seen me in the contest at thought I was da most beyoutiful lady he ever seen. He told me dat he would be gettin off in two hours, and I should meet him in his trailer.

Well, I didn't know what to do. Rusty had been bein purdy mean to me lately. And he wasn't makin no moneys. Dis guy seemed to have a pretty good gig AND he dun got to travel. I thought it over for able 15 minutes, and decided what to do. I sent da kids home wif Ellen, and met Jared in his trailer once he got off.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/kissin.jpg

Basically as soon as da trailer door shut, Jared couldnt keep his hands off of me. He dun swept me off my feets. He had so many questions. I let him know everyfing about me and da kids. He said he wanted to take us all away wif him and give us a new life. I wa floored. Could I do it? Could I leave my famly and Rusty?

Just den, der was a bang on da door. Jared answered it. But der stood Rusty. Fumin. He screamed my name and took off arond da trailer. I ran after him and caught up to him right outside da ladies room.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/threaten.jpg

He asked me what was I finkin? Did iI really fink dis guy was after more dan my money and my Har Contest prize? Rusty dun said dat if I even thought about going wif Jared dat I was no longer welcome in his tariler. Dat I'd never see dah kids again. I dun told him dat he couldn't do dat. Dat dose kids weren't even his. And He could keep dat piece of crap trailer. Jared was going to buy me a new house an make me da happiest woman alive.

Rusty said, fine. He stormed off an I dun let em. Who cares about him anyways. I had dun got myself a new man who dun thought I was amazin and beyoutiful.

So I went back in to Jared. He asked me what happen an I told him. He couldn't quit smilin. He asked me if he could borrow my car to make a run to the bank and to run afew errands before we left. I said sure, I had to go get day kids packed up anyways.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/sims2contest1981/drive.jpg

As Jared sped off in da car, I stood der wavin. A new love in my heart and my head racin about all da adventures we was gonna have.

Four hours later, da kids an I were packed and waiting outside at da fair grounds for Jared to come back. I dun wonder were dat man might be?

Zaggytiddies
15th Sep 2007, 9:14 PM
Wow ash wow... lol

Zaggytiddies
16th Sep 2007, 5:43 PM
Look..... Prizes for 1st place!! :)

Finn

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/finn2.jpg

Maggie

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e176/ooxlilyxoo/Maggie4.jpg

markusrandall
17th Sep 2007, 8:38 AM
Every year here in the Village we's have a Big Hair Contest. Everyone who's anyone shows up, it's the biggest party we've got in town. They wouldn't let us book the fairgrounds this year on account of Bobby and Calvin Ray's drunken behaviour last year when I lost to Jenny Lou Jones, the Big Hair champion four years and running. So everyone panicked, thinkin' there'd be no contest this year. I suggested we have it here at the trailer court, and of course, they all just loved the idea.
How the contest usually works is we have a big party and the Gypsy Matchmaker walks around and takes us contestants photos on one of them fancy digital cameras. http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/snapshot_53f9c2f3_13f9dbd8-2.jpg
Then we's have a big pot luck dinner out on the lawn after while she sits in the livin' room with the Garden Club members and they goes through all the photos. She picks three winners, but only one of us gets the prize, a big shiny bottle of champagne. Meanwhile, we's all chowin' down on jello and lotsa roasted turkey like it's goin' out of style. I pretty nearly gained a ton of weight eatin' all that food. The kids have about enough school lunches for a week now cuz of all that food.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/snapshot_53f9c2f3_93f9d976.jpg
So anyways, we's all line up in front of one of the trailers, like we're waitin' for a big firing squad while they announce the winners. There was a ton of us participatin' this year, so it took a little longer than usual.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/contest2.jpg
So they called out the names,and I'll be darned, Jenny Lou only placed third. I figured I had no chance by that point, but I nearly choked when they announced that the winner was me.
Jenny Lou went on a natterin' rampage on account of only placin' third, sayin' it was rigged what with me hostin' the thing and winnin' too. I just walked away and ignored her 'cuz she tends to sound like a yappy ol' poodle after a while. Her friend Annie May was real mad about it too, and she threw a a buncha water balloons at me. I think she was also mad cuz she barely placed, on account of her wearin' the same hair do as Jenny Lou.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/balloon.jpg
I was real mad 'cuz I got a brand new 'do for the occasion and everythin', and I wanted to leave all that Aqua Net in for a few weeks, so I didn't have to style it all the time. I put a whole canister of it in my hair too. Bobby did manage to get a nice picture of me with my new 'do before all the hoopla happened though.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/snapshot_53f9c2f3_f3f9d92c.jpg
They's all went back inside to our place to celebrate while I was dryin' my hair for a good hour and a half, and Bobby starts lookin' out the window and seein' Jenny Lou stealin' all our lawn ornaments, and loadin' them into her Uncle Daddy's El Camino. She also kicked at my pink flamingo, which was a prized family heirloom. The nerve!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h49/markusrandall/snapshot_53f9c2f3_93f9d73e-1.jpg
Jenny Lou had this real evil cackle while she was takin' everything too. She sounded just like a big ol' witch. Bobby ran outside with the shotgun, but they's drive off so fast you couldn't catch 'em. I might have a nice big bottle of champagne now, but I got no lawn gnomes anymore. The contest sho' is fun, but I'll be darned if we's havin' it at my place again next year. If we do, I'm hidin' the lawn gnomes.

Zaggytiddies
17th Sep 2007, 1:33 PM
Very nice marcus... lol it is tricky to have things make sense :). Ok guys and gals. Round two ends tomorrow and we're still waiting on (I think) four entries. Let's get 'em in! :) :beer:

Stormy_SC
17th Sep 2007, 10:47 PM
I don't think I'll have enough time to get my entry in. I have class tonight and I'm having difficulties with this particular neighborhood. It keeps crashing for some reason and I'm still trying to figure it out. :hmm:

Zaggytiddies
18th Sep 2007, 2:57 AM
Ahhh stinkers Stormy! :(

Sizza
18th Sep 2007, 3:08 AM
Sho, I wen’ to da rednekk gams dis year an’ id wus a blast.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/cigflip.jpg

Fist, I part’cipated in ciggy flip wiv my bruwer. We din’t get ta fin’sh ‘cause da black gurl swallowed ‘er ciggy an’ almos’ died.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/cigflip2.jpg

It wus so funny I had ta laugh. Mah bruwer didn’ tho’, he jus’ kep’ screamen’ “Dun swallo’, dun swallo’”. Like dat wus any help.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/oliceandMar.jpg

Aft'r the ciggy swallow'r finl'y coughed 'er ciggy up, it wus time fer mudpet belly flop but a police off’cer came ta meh, carry'n Jay an' draggin' Maríá af'er 'im. App'rntly, da police raided da playboyh mans'on 'cause dey got hints of drug abuse an' whorin' o'er der. So Maríá wus goin' ta jail and Jay wus gettin' adoptid by sum stoopid Europiens!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/Maggieandnewguy.jpg

'Cause of dat commotion, I missd da mud-pit bellyflop contest. Mah bruwer wus sweet enoug ta buy meh some hot-dogs. In da middle of a very deep talk about different kinds o' mud with Noah, some strangeer sits at our tab'el an' he star'ed ta flirt wiv me. An' den he bought me some beer an' flirt'd some more. Wot kind of a w'man wood I be if I din't flirt back!?

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/neusues.jpg

2 'ours lat'r I had bec'm soo drunk dat I had ta throw up. Mack, da conversation- jumpin' beer dude, follo'd me to da bathroom.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/Sizzan/Keppni/therestishistory.jpg

I couldn't resist his manly charms, 'spec'ly under da broken bathroom lights...

Stormy_SC
18th Sep 2007, 8:19 AM
Ahhh stinkers Stormy! :(

Lol @ stinkers. :P I'll try to get it going and turned in before the round ends. What time will it end anyway?

Zaggytiddies
18th Sep 2007, 2:29 PM
ahhh like 11 hours? I hope that's enough :)

Stormy_SC
18th Sep 2007, 7:10 PM
I hope so too. :err: I just woke up. I'm about to go in game and try to fix it.

TrillianRikku
18th Sep 2007, 8:22 PM
sorry I have too drop out do to tech Problems and real life keep getting in the way

Lipsy Froufrou
18th Sep 2007, 8:37 PM
I should be finishing my pics tonight...hopefully! I know what pics I'm taking and I've got the written bit done, but I haven't been well over the weekend.

I will get them done though Zaggy...as long as the Round's still open?!

Lipsy Froufrou
19th Sep 2007, 12:04 AM
I wus really lookin' forward to the annual Redneck Games, and I'd been plannin' on enterin' the big hair competition or the seed spittin' (changed mah mind on that one though after I darn near choked ter death practicin'!) but that rat of a cousin of mine entered me inter the mudpit belly flop as a joke widout askin' me. I wus so mad at him I plain hollered at him for 5 minutes straight.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/givinpeteywhatfer.jpg

Petey thought I wun do it neither, but when they called mah name to go up an take mah turn I went jist to show him an I did it wiv a smile on ma face too! I had ter do it in mah underwear though cos I wasn't gonna get mud on mah new clothes, and I don' know how, but I wun th whole thing! I wun me a crate of real posh beer, an iffen Petey thinks I'm a-sharin' it wiv him he needs to think again.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/mudpit.jpg

I got mahself cleaned up usin the shower from the wet t-shirt competition (Which Nolene won by the way!) but all ma makeup had washed off, an my lovely big hair wus damp so I jist had ter tie it back. Then I wandered around the games on mah own lookin' at all the tasties on sale. I wus jist tryin' ter decide whether ter get me some fried alligator on a stick, when some bloke a-tapped me on the shoulder. It wus one of the judges from the mudpit belly flop, he said his name wus Owen an' he'd admired the way I'd told Petey wot wus wot an' then stripped down to mah skivvies ter do the bellyflop, an he asked me if'n I wanted to go in the ghost house wid him.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/meetinowen.jpg

Well I really don' like the dark, but he wus real cute an so I said I would. I wus so scared! And I think I damn near deafened the poor thing, but he din't run away after.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/ghosthouse.jpg

He even bought me some beer from a stall cus my throat was sore from all the screamin' and then he walked with me around some of the other stalls. They had an honest to gosh carousel there an he went on it wiv me!

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/lipsyfroufrou/sims%202%20community/princess%20trailer%20park/owen.jpg

He's real nice, he owns the sports shop in town an said he's seen me dancing at the Bar but he's never said hey ter me cus he thought me an Petey had a thing. But he a-spied his chance today when he seen me screamin' at Petey! He even drove me back to the trailer park in his car so I din't have ter carry ma beer all that way, his car's real shiny and clean inside an all and he's gonna come pick me up and take me ter the drive in next Saturday night ter see the brand new film thats playin'. I think he said it were called Jaws!

Zaggytiddies
19th Sep 2007, 1:33 AM
Round 3

... You pick up your ticket... blink twice.... look at your ticket... blink twice... check back with the TV to make sure they are the numbers are the same shapes... blink twice... YOU DID IT! You've hit the lotto!! How much money did you win? How did it change your life? You know what they say... You can take the redneck out of the trailer park... but you can't take the trailer park out of the redneck. What ridiculous crap are you gonna/did you blow your money on? Are new relatives coming out of the woodwork? I'd like 3-4 pictures explaining the process (before/during/after) of winning your money.

:alarm: ~Bonus~ (Optional but you can earn up to 4 points so ... you should probably do it :) ) :alarm:

2 Pictures showcasing what happened when you appeared on the Jerry Springer show. (Or Steve Wilcos... or Maury... whatever just make it interesting)

Round 2 ends in 4 and a half hours :smash: Good Luck!

Stormy_SC
19th Sep 2007, 2:01 AM
I'm sorry, Zaggy, but I won't be able to finish round 2 entry in time. I just got my neighborhood to work, but now I don't have time to work on it because I have to take my son to the doctor. He's running a fever. Round 3 looks really fun too. :hmm:

Zaggytiddies
19th Sep 2007, 2:46 AM
Aww that's ok. I hope your son feels better!

I guess that means round2 is offically closed! :) :(

Stormy_SC
19th Sep 2007, 5:22 AM
Thanks. I just got back from seeing his doctor and he relapsed with walking pneumonia. :(

markusrandall
19th Sep 2007, 7:37 AM
Round three looks awesome :)

TLAWBLIQUE360
19th Sep 2007, 9:18 AM
:gidea: This must be the funniest shiz ive ever read. Ingenious is the only word to describe it. I mean, where do you come up with this stuff. Im hooked! Cant wait to c the winner but really does anyone really win esp at the red neck games. Hilarious. Keep the laughs comming. p.s what the heck is a bruwen? ouch belly cramps, too much laughter. :rofl:

Stormy- sorry about your son. Hope he gets better soon!

Zaggytiddies
19th Sep 2007, 2:58 PM
Stormy Awwwwww!!! Poor baby! :hands you chicken noodle soup: Will he eat that? Liam wouldn't... lol :digs around in purse: How about a lollipop of health? :) I really hope he gets better soon!

I'm glad you guys like it so far and thanks for sticking around :)

Tlawblique360 Thanks for checking us fine ladies out.... I believe bruwer is a PTP's attempt to spell brother :)

Stormy_SC
19th Sep 2007, 7:22 PM
Nope, he sure wouldn't eat the chicken noodle soup! :giggler: Thanks. I hope he gets better soon too. If you have a cycle 2 or any other type of contest, count me in! :thumb:

honeynutcows_SC
19th Sep 2007, 8:49 PM
ooh round 3 looks great im hoping ill be able to do it but my game is playing up it wont let me go to any community lots (which is where my trailer trash sets are) and my sim dosnt live in a trailer trash house i really really want to do it sorry in advance if i cant

Zaggytiddies
19th Sep 2007, 11:13 PM
Judge 1

2. romyhorse
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 5/5

Total= 31/35

Comments: Your pictures were great, cause you made sure Dolly-Sue was always the main focus. The overall entry was creative and had a good amount of originality!

3. SwitchfootKatie
Creativity- 8/20
Originality- 4/10
Picture Quality- 2/5

Total= 14/35

Comments: I'm sorry to say this, but it doesn't look like you put much effort in your entry. The comments are sparse and lame, the picture quality not so good, and the overall story is very common.

4. honeynutcows
Creativity- 11/20
Originality- 6/10
Picture Quality- 3/5

Total= 20/35

Comments: Your pictures are focused on Mertzedes, and that'sa good thing, but I would have liked to see less photoshopped backgrounds and more in-game ones, not to mention more sims and detailed and creative props.

6. ashleybrooke
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 5/5

Total= 31/35

Comments: Your story was funny and quite original. The in-game pictures were much appreciated.

7. markusrandall
Creativity- 9/20
Originality- 4/10
Picture Quality- 2/5

Total= 15/35

Comments: Sorry to say this, but you could have done better: your pictures lacked quality (I would have liked to see a close-up of Shasta) and creativity and your story lacked originality...

8. Lipsy Froufrou
Creativity- 17/20
Originality- 9/10
Picture Quality- 4/5

Total= 30/35

Comments: I liked your entry: the story was funny and quite original, and the pictures were well done, and went well with the story.

9. SharnaPax
Creativity- 16/20
Originality- 7/10
Picture Quality- 4/5

Total= 27/35

Comments: You really included a lot of those games! It was funny and fitting, but not terribly original...

10. Sizza
Creativity- 15/20
Originality- 7/10
Picture Quality- 4/5

Total= 26/35

Comments: Your "Ciggy flip" contest was original, but the rest of the story, and the relative pictures weren't anything special.

Judge 2

Romyhorse
Creativity-17/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 29/35
Comments- Her aunt being in the contest too is classic! loved, 'behind the beer tent'. You're pictures looked great. I love the pinapple thing.

SwitchfootKatie
Creativity-14/20
Originality-6/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 23/35
Comments- There is a guys in the big hair contest...ha ha. The first three pictures could have used and little more 'umph'. The last two were pretty good.

honeynutcows
Creativity-15/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 25/35
Comments- Don't start your entry (or anything else you do ever in your life) apologizing for it! ('I'm rubbish at photoshop') :) All you need to do is fix your proportions and those pictures would have been fine. I like the one with the popcorn machine.

ashleybrooke
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35
Comments- Perfect. Way to bring it!!! Excuse me while I write in jibberish so it looks like I've commented more :) Wow. Great. Wonderful story... beautiful pictures... True Trailer Trash! :)

markusrandall
Creativity-15/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 26/35
Comments- I would like to see better angles when you take your pictures. In most of them we're looking at the back of their heads. The story was pretty good though.

Lipsy Froufrou
Creativity-18/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 30/35
Comments- lol fried alligator... this is the first redneck, trailer trash girl I've ever heard say, "bloke" lol I love it though :) I like the haunted house picture. great job making up other 'events'.

SharnaPax
Creativity-19/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 34/35
Comments- Great entry. Very creative. Good pictures... and it's funny too :) The signs really make it. I like the Bon Voyage reference too "what's cool around here?"

Sizza
Creativity-17/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 29/35
Comments- 'We din’t get ta fin’sh ‘cause da black gurl swallowed ‘er ciggy an’ almos’ died.' Ha HA! that's great! Ewww they kissed after she puked...lol So trashy! I love it :)

Judge 3

Dolly-Sue Hicks (romyhorse)
Creativity-18/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 32/35
Comments-Your captions are awesome, and the pictures simply wonderful. Very creative also. Great job!

Crystal Simson (SwitchfootKatie)
Creativity-14/20
Originality-6/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 24/35
Comments- The pictures are nice, but it would have been great to see some more "action" in them. Also, it would have been nice to see more captions.

Martzedes Bentz (honeynutcows)
Creativity-16/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 27/35
Comments- Lovely pictures, but they would have been even better with in-game backgrounds! Your captions were fun to read.

Mae Belle Leane (ashleybrooke)
Creativity-16/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 29/35
Comments- I had to laugh about your pictures and captions, well done! The pics are quite simple, but effective.

Shasta Daisy LaFontaine (markusrandall)
Creativity-15/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 25/35
Comments- I like your captions but unfortunately the pictures are a bit small and blurry.

Cammie-Lou Jenkins (Lipsy FrouFrou)
Creativity-17/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 30/35
Comments- Great pictures and captions, I love this entry. Well done!

Sweetie-Mae Bucket (SharnaPax)
Creativity-16/20
Originality-6/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 25/35
Comments- Your pictures are nice, but one can't really see your Sim (especially the face) very well in them. Try to zoom in more next time. Your captions were lovely though.

Maggie Sposh (Sizza)
Creativity-19/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 33/35
Comments-I totally love the pictures! The captions were funny to read, I whish you wrote even more. Great job.

Phew, it was hard! All the contestants did such a great job!

Judge 4

Romyhorse

Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 9/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 30/35

Comments
Everything looks good and creative, I also like the captions

SwitchfootKatie

Creativity - 10/20
Originality - 5/10
Picture Quality - 1/5
Total = 16/35

comments
blurry. doesnt look very creative and the editing doesnt look good.

honeynutcows

Creativity - 17/20
Originality - 9/10
Picture quality - 3/5
Total = 29/35

Comments
Very creative pictures, with good layouts and ideas.

ashleybrooke

Creativity - 16/20
Originality - 7/10
Picture quality - 4/5
Total = 27/35

Comments
Good clear looking pictures, but need a slight creativity boost.

markusrandall

Creativity - 13/20
Originality - 8/10
Picture quality - 2/5
Total = 23/35

Comments
Not brilliant pictures, but they suited it well. Also a very creative set of captions.

Lipsy Froufrou

Creativity - 15/20
Originality - 7/10
Picture quality - 4/5
Total = 26/35

Comments
good quality pictures, with good detailed captions.

SharnaPax

Creativity - 19/20
Originality - 8/10
Picture quality - 3/5
Total - 30/35

Comments
Good pictures and captions. I also liked all the signs with their subtly funny banners.

Sizza

Creativity - 12/20
Originality - 7/10
Picture quality - 2/5
Total = 21/35

Comments
Nice pictures and captions but nothing that stands out.

Totals:

romyhorse- 133.5+31+29+32+30= 255.5
ashleybrooke- 132+31+35+29+27= 254
SharnaPax- 131.5+27+34+25+30= 247.5
lipsy Froufrou- 131+30+30+30+26= 247
Sizza- 118+26+28+33+21= 226
markusrandall- 117+15+26+25+23= 206
honeynutcows- 114.5+20+25+27+29= 215.5
SwitchfootKatie- 101.5+14+23+24+16= 178.5

Rankings after round 2

:1st: romyhorse 255.5
:2nd: ashleybrooke 254
:3rd: SharnaPax 247.5
4th lipsy Froufrou 247
5th Sizza 226
6th honeynutcows 215.5
7th markusrandall 206
8th SwitchfootKatie 178.5

Jordan09
20th Sep 2007, 11:19 PM
Thanks for asking me to EJ this round Zaggy and good luck to everyone! :D

romyhorse
20th Sep 2007, 11:24 PM
OOooh! It's really close. I'm looking forward to the last round :D

SwitchfootKatie
21st Sep 2007, 2:36 AM
My sim has a different skintone because hers accidentally got deleted in my fall cleaning :swear:, and now she looks African American. (which wouldnt be a problem If I had just started the copetition, as I could go back and edit very easily)

So I think I'm going to have to drop out. I'm sorry :weep:.


-Katie (& Crystal)

Sizza
21st Sep 2007, 3:00 AM
Katie- There's a mod that allows you to change the skins of born-in-game sims. It's mirror and it may have "limited" (as in not all the skins in the community, but still a load) selection of skins. One of them must at least resemble yours. Here it is--> http://files.sims2graveyard.com/christianlov/ and look for anything wit the word "skin" in it. I hope that helps:)

SwitchfootKatie
21st Sep 2007, 3:15 AM
Thanks for the help but the skin was one I had gotten off the exchange years ago and it had no creators name on it. also that hack/object can only change the skin to the one you want if you have the skin.

Thanks for trying though...

Zaggytiddies
21st Sep 2007, 2:30 PM
If you still don't want to continue that's fine, but you are more than welcome to use the new Crystal Simson if you'd like. :)

SwitchfootKatie
21st Sep 2007, 3:45 PM
I dont think I will continue(Shed look pretty odd being black and the rest of her family being VERY white, since all her kids have their fathers skin tone), but thank you for the option :).

romyhorse
24th Sep 2007, 12:21 AM
The other day I was headin' out to the Bar, it was Saturday night and I had to drop of Gramma's bottle o' gin on the way. My lil' sis' Sacha-Lee was hidin' out there as mom's furious with her since she gone cut off all her purdy curls. Gramma was watchin' the Lotto so I sat down to check my numbers. 34... 9... 26... 3... 24... and... 7... "What?! What were them numbers Gramma?!"

Well you could have knocked me down with a feather. Didn' all my numbers come up! "Yee ha! Gramma! Let's hit the town!"

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/lot1.jpg

We couldn' leave the little 'uns at home so we tooks them with us and gave them a beer to keep them quiet. Gramma ordered drinks for everyone all night, ain't she generous! She phoned all our relations 'n we had ourselves a great hootenanny.

Later Uncle Davey staggered over to me and got down on bended knee and confessed his undying love for me. He says that he's bin secretly in love with me since I was twelve and he only married Martina 'cause he couldn' have me. "Ain't you Mom's brother?" I aksed, but he says we shouldn' let kin come between us. It was the sweetest thung I ever heard. He took me round the back of the bar to show me how much he loved me but he'd had a bit too much beer, if'n you know what I mean...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/lot2.jpg

The very next day I called up them Lotto people to find out how much I had won. $126,000!!! Yee ha! I'm a millionaire! Then I got a call from Hank at the bar wanting me to settle up the bill from last night, I was sure Gramma was takin' care of that but who cares, now I'm a millionaire!

Whens I got my money the first thing a did was buy a brand new Doublewide, and have them put in on the best site in the park. If'n all those kids who used to laugh at me at school could see me now! I bought the most expensive furniture I could find and even bought two widescreen TVs, just in case y'know.

'Bout a week later I had a caller, well I've had lots and lots of callers, you wouldn' believe how many friends have called by. I didn' realise I was so popular! Anyways, this caller turned out to be my ol' friend Britney. She used to live with her folks in the trailer next to Gramma. I hadn' heard from her in years, when she became famous I wrote to her all the time but'n she never wrote back. She tole me she never got the letters, they must've got lost in the post or somethin'. I have to admit I was a bit wary 'bout lettin' her in, what with her skinhead 'n all, I thought maybe she'd turned into a Vegetarian or somethin'. She tole me 'bout her money troubles, 'bout how she's havin' to pay "Ally money" (I thought his name was Kev'), 'n she needed some cash for diapers. I said sure you can borrow some money, ain' that what friends are for! Later she took me out on a shopping spree 'n helped me pick out some fantastic outfits, but'n she left her credit card in the car so she said she would pays me back later.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/lot3.jpg

Well, I's still ain' heard from Britney, though I'm sure she won't forget to send me that money she owes me. As for Davey, well I kicked him out long ago. That first night behind the bar wasn' a one-off like he said, I'd been better bein' celebrate! Not that I have a shortage of suitors mind'n you, I can have a different one every night if I want, 'n I usually do! As you can see I had to sell some of my furniture, but it's just a temporary thing, just till I get my cash from Britney...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/romyhorse/lot4.jpg

The other day I got a call from Jerry, wantin' me on his show. Sure, I said, you'll all be wantin' to hear about me becomin' a millionaire. Plus they said it was all expenses paid, I couldn' refuse that, could I?

I got myself all dressed up in one of them outfits Britney bought for me, why do they make those cheese-strings so uncomfortable? I had to have a word with the make-up girl though, she doesn' know a thing 'bout how to put on make-up, I couldn' even see it! She said it was natural, I said if'n I be wearing make-up I wanna see it, 'n a grabbed the brush 'n did it myself.

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I walked out on to the stage expectin' to be talkin' 'bout my Lotto win 'n who do I see, Uncle Davey 'n Auntie Martina! I couldn' believe I'd been conned like that! Martina's always had it in for me, ever since I stole her trophy, I wasn' gonna stand by 'n let her talk trash about me!

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Credits: Britney by Stefan @ MTS2

Zaggytiddies
24th Sep 2007, 1:30 AM
Looks great romyhorse. I'll add you when I get a chance :)

honeynutcows_SC
24th Sep 2007, 1:34 AM
zaggy i dont think i will be able to get my round in i cant get to community lots without removing my cc and without cc it wont look very good as ill have no trailer park items im so sorry its the final round as well :(

Zaggytiddies
24th Sep 2007, 2:25 AM
That's alright. It was good to have you :)

Edit: Ok guys I'm getting scared... we have two days left and one entry... :(

Sizza
24th Sep 2007, 9:07 PM
I accidentally deleted the eyes my sim uses. Is it okay to use her regardless?

Lipsy Froufrou
24th Sep 2007, 11:22 PM
Edit: Ok guys I'm getting scared... we have two days left and one entry... :(

I've got all the wording done, and I'll be sitting down for a whole evening to work on my pictures tomorrow... :)

Romyhorse...love the entry! :D Britney = :lol:

Zaggytiddies
25th Sep 2007, 4:12 AM
Sizza- abosolutely... just do something close if you can. No biggie though.

Lipsy- good to hear.. I feel better now :)

markusrandall
25th Sep 2007, 5:39 AM
Bleh...My pictures are terrible. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get it in on time.

Zaggytiddies
25th Sep 2007, 6:15 AM
Okie dokie :)

SharnaPax
25th Sep 2007, 6:24 AM
(I'm here! That particular neighborhood is just giving me fits ever since installing BV, and I got tired of fiddling with it. Here are the pics I do have, not a lot and certainly not exactly how I wanted, but here goes...)

Well, I tell ya, heaps a' things has happened since them Redneck Games some time back. Remember I had that date with that gorgeous man? Well, we've been gettin' on real good. He calls a lot and drives down almost ever' weekend! His name is Fernando, but I just call him 'Nando. He's right special to me, and I hope for good things.

Another thing, after Rosie-Sharon and Uncle Earl got into that huge fight at the Games, well ... Rosie-Sharon just up and run off. She left that baby and everything. Uncle Earl was real busted up about it, but the rest of us weren't. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say.

So, I'm sittin' in front of the TV, just sorta lazily checking the numbers on my lottery ticket.

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They call one number, which I got ... and another, which I got ... and another and another and ...

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Oh, in the name of all that's good! I ... done it! I won that dang thing!

So much money, I never heard of the like! Once all the red tape was over and done with, and I got that money, first thing I did was quit my job at Yolanda's beauty shop. I never could stand that place anyways.

Then I told Harley I'd put him through college on the condition that he stops wearin' that silly turban and washes his face. He agreed, and who'd-a thought it, he cleans up right nice.

Then one night soon after, Uncle Earl come to me with little Shania-Crystal, and he says, "Sweetie, you always been good to me, even when I was playin' pranks on you. Sweetie, I'm glad you got that money, you deserve it. I'm not askin' you for one dime of it, but I am askin' you for somethin' ... would you take my baby girl, Shania-Crystal? Give her all the stuff I never could. I'm headin' out to find that no-good Rosie, and I can't take care of the baby. I'll sign any papers you want if you have them drawed up."

How could I say no? I love that little critter. So I took her in, and I call her Shanie now. Uncle Earl took off, and we've not seen hide nor hair of either him or Rosie Sharon for a bit now.

I bought a house that would fit us all, right on the beach. I fixed up rooms for everybody, including this most darlin' nursery for Shanie. I bought new cars for everyone, but Daddy declined, sayin' he'd just stick with his old tow-truck, thank you, ma'am. Best of all, 'Nando agreed to move in, too!

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While the house was bein' fixed up the way I wanted it, I got this offer to be on that horrible Springer show. The people seemed real nice on the phone, wantin' me to talk about winnin' all that money and the things we was gonna do. After some thought, I agreed. We all got make-overs for the show.

I was a little apprehensive, but everyone seemed sweet. We sat there in front the audience, talkin' about our good fortune. That's my 'Nando, standin' in the back holdin' little Shanie. They both adore each other. Just as I was explainin' to the audience the charities I wanted to support ...

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Here comes Rosie-Sharon, outa nowhere, runnin' onto the stage! She's blatherin' and shoutin' drama and all that. She starts yellin' that she's owed money just for puttin' up with the family for three whole years and such.

I'm a nice person, but I do have a limit.

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She yells that she's gonna snatch me bald-headed right in front of everyone. I told her that I'd smear her butt up one wall and down the other ... and I proceeded to do it.

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The audience was hootin' and yellin' for more blood, but I walked off with my prize.

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We've not been bothered anymore. I've had lawyers draw up the papers that are needed. We're all settled in, and I enjoy pampering my family with everything I can afford now.

Life is good.

It was real nice meetin' you folks. Y'all come back anytime.

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(Just on a side note, ever since I began this contest my accent has been coming back! The other night I was talking to my husband, who did not know me then. He said, "What in the world did you just say?" lol)

markusrandall
25th Sep 2007, 8:22 AM
Here we go :) Sorry the pics aren't the greatest, I got busy and unfortunately didn't have a lot of time to add as much detail as I would have liked to.
Anyway enough rambling, here's Shasta's final round:
I's sittin' and watchin' TV one night with Bobby when the numbers for the lottery came on the TV. All's a sudden, I hear Bobby yellin' 'We Won! We Won!'
Of course I asked him what in tarnation he was talkin' about and he says we won 500,000 simoleans in the lottery. Right away we's pack the kids up and move into a nice big mansion. The kids all get their own bedrooms now and everything. I was gettin' a little ridiclous havin' a household of five people and only three beds and one bedroom.
So we was only livin' there for a couple of days when Bobby's ex wife Whitney pulls into the yard rantin' and ravin' like a looney yellin' for her money. Heck, Bobby hadn't even seen her for fifteen years. Apparently he owed her money, and she wasn't going to leave until she got it. Whitney hates my guts for breakin' her marriage up, so as soon as she seen me, it was war on the front lawn. I nearly ruined my fancy new clothes I bought arguin' with her.
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It got so ugly everyone cleared out and went upstairs to hide. Our brawl ended in my fancy new livingroom put together by some Interior Decorater named Jean-Pierre. All the sudden, Whitney stops screamin' at me, and asks where that horrible racket is coming from. I tells her it's Bobby singin' karaoke upstairs.
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Evetually we patch things up and I tell Whitney she can have our old house, and when Bobby's not lookin' I'll bring her the karaoke machine so she can trade it in for cash down at the pawn shop.
So I thought I had everything taken care of and would be able to enjoy my new house and all the fancy stuff I bought, when I started to feel real sick. Right away I knew I was goin' to have a baby. Sure enough, a couple days later, little Jack Daniels was born. Bobby was sure excited to finally have a son.
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I noticed he had red hair, which was odd becuase neither of us had red hair. I just shrugged it off, and kept on enjoyin' my new house and baby.
The next mornin' though I woke up to find a teenage boy in our kitchen (I always wanted a purdy green kitchen). I noticed Maragrita at the fridge, so I asked her who he was figuring Sagria had brought him home. She turns around and I noticed someone gone done turned her into a teenager. She told me the boy was Jack Daniels. Well I'll be darned, it was Jack Daniels. She also told me the kids at school beat him up 'cuz he's so purdy lookin'. I says I can't help it if he inherited my skin tone.
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Seems Bobby's been foolin' around with some fancy machine he bought called the Insimenator, and he's aged the kids so that darned Social Worker wouldn't come and get 'em. He says to me he's finally got a son and he'll be darned if anyone takes him away. Well I didn't say anything to Bobby, but I could tell by lookin' at Jack Daniels that he wasn't Bobby's kid. Then I remembered somethin' real horrible. I'd had a few too many at that big hair contest after gettin' water ballooned, and me and the man from the garden club had gotten a little too friendly with each other. I was scared to tell Bobby, and I knew the only way to do it would be on the Dr. Oprah Povich show.
We all went on and I explained to Bobby what mighta happened. He was real angry. Then they bring out the paternity test and they's say 'When it comes to Fifteen year old Jack Daniels, Bobby you are NOT the father!'
Sure enough, the man from the Garden Club was Jack Daniels daddy. Bobby was furious. I cried like a baby as they both yelled at each other, and poor Jack Daniels was just mad as a hatter.
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Then suddenly Bobby looked up and he says to me it's all right, and he'll forgive me 'cuz he's preggers too, with the Grim Reaper's baby. So now that we was even with each other, we was able to make up right there on TV.
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We might have money now, but we's just the same as ever.

romyhorse
25th Sep 2007, 10:44 AM
:banana: Great entries everyone! I had trouble with my neighbourhood too, they obviously don't like those rednecks!

Zaggytiddies
25th Sep 2007, 3:55 PM
Yay entries.
markus I apologize but when you said you might not be able to make it I took it as you werent going to be able to so i deleted you. :doh: I've re-added you as number 34 :lol: I hope you don't mind that your other rounds aren't linked!

markusrandall
25th Sep 2007, 9:26 PM
Yeah... :sorry:
I should have been more specific with you in the post I wrote. I meant to go back and edit after writing it to say I'd see what I could do ASAP, but you had already gotten it by then.
No biggie though :)

Lipsy Froufrou
25th Sep 2007, 11:49 PM
I wus at work on a break an I membered that the lottery numbers wus due, and dug out ma tickut. I listened...an looked at ma tickut...then I listened as they readed the numbers out again...then I done started screamin an I couldn't stop! (I almost fell out of ma top too!)

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Well, once I'd stopped screamin' bout winnin' an I managed to start breathin' again I walked right out of the bar an went home! Then I managed to tell everyone what had happened! And then they all started whoopin' and a-hollerin' too! We's rich!

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I finally found out I'd won $75,000,000.00!! Can you believe it?! I know I cant!

The nixt day I headed straight to the travel agents over in Lookesville and they tole me that I should think bout a holiday in a place called Honalooloololoolo (or summit like that!) So I got tickets for the whole family! I ain't never been on a holiday before, I got to say it was a real experience! Ma and Pa disappeared into their Tikky hut for most of the time, Petey passed out drunk on the beach an got hisself sunburned, Aunt Hester kept screamin' at all the weird spiky trees and Gramma an' Grampa had a row cus she said he wus staring at other women too much!! Hank jr and Vern jr went off chattin' to all the purdy girls. Me an' Nolene an' Chester all had a real fun time, playin' on the beach, sunbathin an eatin from the all ya can eat table.

When we got back home I decided I din't wanna live in a trailer no more, so I started lookin' at houses, and I found me the perfect place in a real posh part of Lookesville, ain't it lovely!

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Mah house is so classy, I got me someone to come and make it jist how I wanted. Mah bedroom is all decorated in pink an' leopard print, and mah bathroom is all decorated wiv pink an gold.

I got a movie theatre in the basement an a bowlin alley an mah own nightclub wiv lights and mirrors on the walls!! Most of the rest o the house I got done pink to match the outside which I done made even pinker. I made em paint it the same pink as Gramma's pink flaminingo, cus I alwus loved that colour!

Ma an' Pa moved in with me, Nolene an Chester said they'd love the pool house out back, and the others said they likes trailer livin and chose themselves new trailers and I said they could put em in mah garden. Now I don' know why but the neighbours ain't that friendly at all!

I got someone to do stuff to the gardin cus it wus jist filled with short grass and funny shaped hedges! An' who wants that?! I had it all ripped out an' lots of fountains put in, cos I think they's so classy! I got some statues too, but nothin' like em borin white ones - I seen one of a ninjer an another one of a monkey wot's so cute! So I bought them straight off an had em put outside!

I bin smart an put a lot of the money in a bank, Pa said I wus stoopid and that I shud keep it wiv me, but I don' know how I'd fit $75,000,000 in a jar to hide under the crawlspace!!

~Additional Task~

Me an mah family got real famous cus of winnin' that money, an I even got invited on ter the Jerry Springer show!

They tole me it wus to talk bout whether the money had changed me. I don' think I'm any different, I wus talkin' to Jerry bout how I just got me a big new house, lots of new jewellery and fur coats and designer clothes, an 5 new cars and a real expensive lil' doggie like wot Paris has (His names Prince Beaufort III, but I calls him Boo), oh and I don' drink beer no more on account of how I found out how much I like champain! But really I ain't no different to when I wus livin on the trailer park.

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Then Jerry said they'd got a surprise guest to come talk about me...an Owen came a walkin onto the stage! Me an him had broke up a month before ma big win cus he'd gone off with some waitress wot worked at the sports bar in town. Jerry started askin Owen bout me an him, an Owen wus sayin that he wud always love me an how upset he'd bin when I finished with him...oooh I jist saw red, I stood up an started screamin at him! I tole him he showed how much he loved me wen he went off with that cheap barmaid!

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Jerry tried to calm stuff down, but then Owen got down on one knee...oh my oh my...he asked me to marry him. I tole him I weren't stoopid, and I knew the only reason he wanted me back was cus of ma money. All the crowd agreed with me an they wus shoutin at him too and when I hit him again they all cheered, Then on comes Sukie-Marie the barmaid he done cheated on me with, an she wus shoutin an cryin cos she said she wus pregnant an Owen wus the father! Owen jist turned white an started shoutin at her too - he wus callin her a liar an all kindsa things. Then she hit him an said they wus through. She said she wus happy for my good luck on the lotto an left!!

I let the bouncers hold me back then cus I knew I'd really hurt the lyin cheatin scumbag iffen they let me go!!

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Loving all the entries! :D

Sizza
26th Sep 2007, 2:23 AM
How many hours are there until the deadline?

Zaggytiddies
26th Sep 2007, 2:24 AM
just over 24 hours :)

Sizza
26th Sep 2007, 2:34 AM
Oh, goody, then I'll finish tomorrow. It's late and all the image sites are acting up:wtf: See ya then:wave:

Zaggytiddies
26th Sep 2007, 4:32 PM
sound good Sizza... only about 12 hours left until the round closes! :)

Sizza
26th Sep 2007, 7:15 PM
One night af’er I got ‘ome from work, I foun’ a piece o’ paper stuck to mah ass. Guess Martin forgot it....

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An’way, I’m nut one ta let a perfuctly good lotto tick’d go ta waste, so push’d Noah outta the way an’ ripp’d da paper outta ‘is hands. An’ da numb’rs match’d, meaning I won! I always knew mah ass woul’d make me rich sumday!
I imidietly ran (liter’ly) to dah lotto dudes an dey cogr’ulated meh an’ told me dat I won 1,239,128 million dollurs! No’ I never have ta work again!
When I finally calm’d down an’ got ‘ome af’er runnin’ aroun’ town an’ beatin’ da sh`t outta mah FORMER clien’s, I phon’d mama an’ told ‘er an’ dad about da money. Mama told me ta talk ta aunt Bibby, ‘cos when she won ‘er money (din’t kno’ she wus rich! Why’s she still ‘ere?) she made sum mistakes an’ she could advise me an’ stuff.! Hello, I’m a grown-up, ain’ I? I phoned Bibby tho’, ju’ ta please dem.

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Bibby tol’ me when she won, she mov’d away an’ wen’ ta Vegas. But she tol’ me she came back ‘cause all ‘er new friends an’ boyfriends used ‘er an’ ever’one tried ta kiss her ass in hope fer some money. She fin’ly got enough a’ter 2 years and wen back ta Hicksville.
I’m not stoopid like ‘er an’ I wouln’t let dat happen to me, bu’ I didn’ say dat. An’ how can Hicksville be better dan Vegas? I don’ see dat.
2 days later, I mov’d in mah new house dat I boug’t in Vegas. It’s so cool, it has metro look or sumthing an’ it’s really colorful! I also got me a new bodey, I wus sick an’ tier’ of mah ol’ one! I din’ t do anyfin wiv mah mug, ‘cos it’s perfect da way it is.
I quickly got me some new friends in Vegas. I’ve always been popular but ne’er dis popular.

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Mah new’st bestest frien’ calls ‘erselfe Shine but she won’ tell me ‘er real name. We of’en go ta clubs, go shoppin’ and stuff togeather. She even mov’d in wiv me!
One sunny day(not dat der are any un-sunny days in Vegas), I was woken by da phone. It wus some dude (or dudette) called Marry Tinkler an’ (s)he wan’ed me on ‘er/’is show! I said sure, thinkin’ dey wanted ta talk ta the bigg’st an’ hott’st party-lion in town.

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When I got der, I saw Shine sittin’ in one of da chairs an’ I thought “No way, she’s Marry Tinkler?”. Bu’ she wasn’t, she was a guest too. Maybe dey wanted to know what a great person I am through sumone else dan me. I’m sure dey did.

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Boy, wus I wrong! When da show star’et, dis Merry (a dude) told da audience dat I wus forcin’ Shine to live wiv me as a sex toy! Whot a b*tch! Af’er all I ‘ad done fer her! I wasn’t gonna stan’ under dat an’ told dem it wus a lie an’ Shine had been livin’ wiv me on her own free will, but not anymore! An’ I cer’tnly wasn’t gay an’ if I wus, I wouldn’t pick such ugly cow!
Af’er da whole ordeal I decided ta move back ta Hicksville. No place li’e goo’, ol’, smelly Hicksville and mah goo’, ol’ fam’bly
Lil’ did I know that they woul’ throw a surprise “welcome ‘ome” party. Let’s just say it surprised everyone....

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ashleybrooke
26th Sep 2007, 7:56 PM
I'm going to try really hard to get mine in on time. I've been too sick to play Sims. :cry:

Lipsy Froufrou
26th Sep 2007, 11:40 PM
I'm finished (http://forums.sims2community.com/showpost.php?p=1026773&postcount=199) Thanks for an unusual competition Zaggy :D It's been fun!

romyhorse
27th Sep 2007, 12:44 AM
I second that! I've really enjoyed this contest :D

Sizza
27th Sep 2007, 1:00 AM
I third(?) that. I loved it too.

Zaggytiddies
27th Sep 2007, 1:06 AM
Oh, I'm glad you had fun guys. Thanks for sticking it out! Ashleybrooke I hope you can get it in (and that you feel better too)... just about 4 hours left :)

ashleybrooke
27th Sep 2007, 3:04 AM
Ma life had been down in da dumps since dat nighte o da carnival. Dat snake Jared stole my car and crushed my heart. When I drug dem kids home around dawn, I expected to see Rusty waiting for me outside. Well. He wasn't der. He had packed up his stuff and left me. I cried and cried for what I had dun. But I didn't even know how to see Rusty let alone beg for forgiveness. I got real sad. So sad, in fact, my mom took da kids away from me for awhile until I shaped up.

Well, one night I was sitting infront of da boobtube watching my favorite show... Wheel O Forchun. During da show de announce da lotto numbers. You see, I play every day. Usually jus da pick 3. But did week I dun bought some of dem Poweryball tickets. So I sat der wif my note book and my pencil, scribblin down da numbers. I started writin... 18... 3... 26... 11... 37... and da last number... 17. Dos numbers seemed real familiar. I started going through my tickets. Der it was. The numbers!

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I actually lept off da couch and hugged dat TV. Den I started cryin. I never had to worry bout noufin every ageen. I could live like a movie star. I called my mom and told her to bring da kids home... dat mommy had just won 123 million in dat lotto!

Well, after taxes, I dun got about 53 million. I dun went on a shopping spree. I bought new cars, fancy velvet paintings, a salt water fishes tank. I dun enrolled Crystal & Jed in dat fancy academy so dey would get smart. But I couldn't bring myself to move away from my family. And getting rid of da trailer seemed like a waste. So I did what an sensible person would do...

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I went and bought two more trailers and attached em to mine. It was pretty sweet. So spacious and plush. I bought all new shag carpet and linoleum for my trailer and wallpapered. It was a true show home. In fact, every now and again I catch people drivin by real slow gawkin at my mansion. Once I even saw a guy take a picture of my house. He musta been real impressed. What do you fink?

After a few months, I gotta call from Rusty. He asked me if he could come back. Dat he dun missed me somefing ferocious. How could I say no to day love of my life?

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So da family was back tagetha again. Every evening we'd all go in da office and while da kid would study fer skool, Rusty and I would plan da family vacations. One night Rusty got to looking at Hawaii. He turn to me and said, "Ya know, BooBoo, dis sure would make fer a nice hunnymoon." I couldn't believe what I was hearin. Dat old dog Rusty had jus asked me to marry em!

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So we dun did it. We got hitched da next month. And we took dat trip to Hawaii. And we came back more in love den ever.

A few weeks after me an Rusty got hitched I got two surprises... First, I was pregnant. I was delighted. A new baby in da house was just what we needed.

Second, a call from da Jerry Springer show. Dey wanted me back. De told me to bring my new husband and share my success story wif day world. I of course agreed. I mean, da last time I was on da show I had a knock down drag out fight wif my mom. I thought dis was my chance to show da world dat I'm not trash.

So Rusty and I went. We sat on da stage anxiously waiting to tell our story. But first, Jerry had a surprise for us. And wouldn't you know it, Jared walked out. He came out screaming how da baby n my belly's his and how he's gonna need lotsa money to take care of dat baby.

Rusty stood up fists at da ready. He told Jared dat der was no way dat dis could be Jared's baby. Dat we wuz in love and dis baby was made long before Jared was ever in da picture.

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As dey stood der screaming at each oder, I felt sick. Den I looked back to da curtain and saw her standing der...

Narda. Dat skank. She had dun told Jared dat dis was his baby. I screamed at her to get over here and confront me face to face. Well, she dun tried to take off into da audience. But I dun caught her...

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I dun caught her real good. I pulled dat scuzzy mop dat she calls hair and kept her on da stage. Den I spit in her face. Da rest is Jerry Springer history.

Sizza
27th Sep 2007, 3:48 AM
You made it Ashleybrroke! Hooray!

Zaggytiddies
27th Sep 2007, 4:42 AM
Yay indeed! :) Well guys the round is officially closed. Good Luck! It was great having you!

Gerbera
27th Sep 2007, 2:16 PM
My votes are in :D

You guys definately didn't make it easy for us judges! Well done everybody!

Zaggytiddies
27th Sep 2007, 6:34 PM
I have to say... I just finished judging and all these entries were really fanastic. I immensly enjoyed every single one in all different ways. You've all created some really great characters!

honeynutcows_SC
27th Sep 2007, 11:59 PM
hi this is the simcity police ive had a report of some illegal pig wrestling and id like to ask you a few questions lol
good luck everyone your entrys are amazing im so upset i had to drop out i will so enter cycle 2 there will be one wont they?

Zaggytiddies
28th Sep 2007, 12:51 AM
I'm not sure... it's really hard for me to think up ideas for rounds so I probably won't do a cycle 2... but I will host another contest again, that's for sure :)

breena_SC
28th Sep 2007, 5:05 AM
Scores are in Good Luck!

Zaggytiddies
28th Sep 2007, 1:33 PM
When I'm judging a contest, I try not to really look at the entries until I'm judging them. I want them all to be seen with 'fresh' eyes. I have to tell you guys, this was really hard! lol I really loved and appreciated the characters you made and the amount of time you all put into all your entries. I'm kinda sad it's over :) But since we have to ... here are the results...


Judge one

2. romyhorse
Creativity- 18/20
Originality- 8/10
Picture Quality- 5/5
Total= 31/35
Comments- Great entry as usual . The Britney thing was funny and original.


6. ashleybrooke
Creativity- 19/20
Originality- 9/10
Picture Quality- 4.5/5
Total= 32.5/35
Comments- Awesome entry, the captions were funny and elaborate, and the pictures fit them well!


8. Lipsy Froufrou
Creativity- 16/20
Originality- 6/10
Picture Quality- 3/5
Total= 25/35
Comments- I wasn't really impressed by your entry: the story is plain, unoriginal, and the pictures could have been better.


9. SharnaPax
Creativity- 17/20
Originality- 7/10
Picture Quality- 4.5/5
Total= 28.5/35
Comments- I liked your pictures, but the story behind them was not as original as I would have expected.

34. markusrandall
Creativity- 15/20
Originality- 5/10
Picture Quality- 2.5/5
Total= 22.5/35
Comments- I wasn't impressed by the story/captions, nor by the pics.

10. Sizza
Creativity- 16/20
Originality- 7/10
Picture Quality- 3.5/5
Total= 26.5/35
Comments- Nice entry, but not exactly creative. Your pictures lacked detail.
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judge 2

Dolly-Sue Hickey (romyhorse)
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35
Comments-Yeehaw! Great entry, that whole Britney story is so hilarious! Awesome captions, awesome pictures, amazing job!

Mae Belle Leane (ashleybrooke)
Creativity-16/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 28/35
Comments-Nice pictures, and the idea of her "mansion" was fab. The Jerry Springer pictures were very funny and I liked your captions.

Cammie-Lou Jenkins (Lipsy FrouFrou)
Creativity-18/20
Originality-8/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 30/35
Comments-Haha, a pink house with a ninja and a gorilla in front of it! I love it. Your captions are great and I like your pictures, but the last two were a bit "empty".

Sweetie-Mae Bucket (SharnaPax)
Creativity-15/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 26/35
Comments-Lovely pictures, that last one is so cute! I like your captions as well, it's nice to see her happy now in such a beautiful house.

Shasta Daisy LaFontaine (markusrandall)
Creativity-14/20
Originality-7/10
Picture Quality-3/5
Total= 24/35
Comments-Nice story and nice pictures.

Maggie Sposh (Sizza)
Creativity-18/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 31/35
Comments-"I also got me a new bodey" I totally love your captions! Good pictures as well. Great job!

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judge 3

Sorry guys... these are my notes as I read your entries so... if they don't make sense i'm sorry :)

romyhorse
Creativity-20/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 34/35 +4 = 38

Comments-'We couldn' leave the little 'uns at home so we tooks them with us and gave them a beer to keep them quiet' Ha ha!! I also love that it's only 126,000!! I saw 'post' (as in mail) and went... oh yeah... she's from Scotland...lol I'd been better bein' celebrate! (your word choice is fabulous!) You tied all the rounds together... wow... great job!

ahsleybrooke
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35 +4 = 39
Comments- two more trailers and just attached them... linoleum... haha!!

Lipsy
Creativity-20/20
Originality-9/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 33/35 +3 =37
Comments- aww on a 'holiday' gave urself away... lol the bright pink house with the garrish statues is great! 'Champain'! I love it!!!

Sharna
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-5/5
Total= 35/35 +4 =39
Comments- 'rubbish'... are you all from Europe ? lol 'Then I told Harley I'd put him through college on the condition that he stops wearin' that silly turban and washes his face.' lol so great!... awww she took the baby!!! She looks beautiful in that picture where she's holding Shania! I absolutely love how you ended it. I really get a sense of her personality and it's a sweet one :)

markus
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 34/35 +4 =38
Comments- was it you that I said to never start off your entry with "I'm sorry..." lol don't apologize... it's great! oh my god! in that first picture... does she stink? ... lol that's hysterical!... two words... Jack... Daniels... LOL Dr. Oprah Povich my god... markus... this is very clever :) you say you didn't like your pictures but this story makes up for it 2 fold. As a whole you are def the most improved in this contest. :) Great JoB!

Sizza
Creativity-20/20
Originality-10/10
Picture Quality-4/5
Total= 34/35 +3 = 37
Comments- "stuck to mah ass" lol! I love how rough she is and how she has no idea what's going on... lol I also really like how you wrote it. I have to really pay attention and read it, and that makes me read it slower, and that makes it like she's saying it slowly... does that make sense? It just adds something about her character... she speaks very slowly...lol That's really great!

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Judge 4
2. romyhorse/Dolly-Sue Hickey
19-10-5 = 34

6. ashleybrooke/Mae Belle Leane
18-9-5 = 32

8. Lipsy Froufrou/Cammie-Lou Jenkins
19-10-5 = 34

9. SharnaPax/Sweetie-Mae Bucket
20-9-5 = 34

34. markusrandall
17-9-5 = 31

10. Sizza/Maggie Sposh
16-8-4 = 28

Awesome contest, it was hilarious!
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Can you guys totally tell which one is me? I feel like it's so obvious :)


Totals

romyhorse 255.5+31+35+38+34= 393.5

ashleybrooke 254+32.5+28+39+32= 385.5

lipsy Froufrou 247+25+30+37+34= 373

SharnaPax 247.5+28.5+26+39+34= 375

markusrandall 206+22.5+24+38+31= 321.5

Sizza 226+26.5+31+37+28= 348.5



:1st romyhorse = 393.5
:2nd ashleybrooke = 385.5
:3rd SharnaPax = 375
4th lipsy Froufrou = 373
5th Sizza = 348.5
6th and most improved markusrandall = 321.5


Congratulations everyone. This was loads of fun for me. I hope it was for you. See you around! :)

romyhorse
28th Sep 2007, 4:32 PM
Yeehaw! Thank you judges :D and thanks Zaggytiddies, it's be an awesome contest.

I saw 'post' (as in mail) and went... oh yeah... she's from Scotland...

Is it only us Scots that say that? :haha:

Zaggytiddies
28th Sep 2007, 4:44 PM
lol no, but trailer trash probably would say 'mail' IT's just funny that I didn't really notice it at all until then. Great job romy... and everyone really :) So can you tell which one is me?

romyhorse
28th Sep 2007, 4:48 PM
I'm going to have a really wild guess at Judge 3?

Lipsy Froufrou
28th Sep 2007, 5:41 PM
Congratulations Romy :D and well done everyone else too!!

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On a side note I'd like to make a comment about Judge 1 - the comments they made on my last round entry weren't particularly constructive, in fact I found them pretty negative, I think I would have preferred if they hadn't been posted. I note similar comments for several of the other entries from this judge too.

Comments- I wasn't really impressed by your entry: the story is plain, unoriginal, and the pictures could have been better.

Judges giving criticism. As a judge, you are to ONLY provide CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Judges who are found to have provided mean or hurtful comments will be given a warning and may not be able to judge future contests. If you, the contest holder, are sent a PM from a judge and find something you think may not be constructive criticism, its your responsibility to forward the PM to either boolPropped or discordkitty.

I knew I wasn't in with a chance of winning because the other entries have been so brilliant but regardless of that I've really enjoyed doing my entries for Cammie-Lou - it's been fun, and I don't like dropping out of competitions. I'm hurt that Judge 1 implied I'd put no effort into my entry, and to be honest it's taken a lot of my enjoyment away.

SharnaPax
28th Sep 2007, 6:07 PM
Congratulations, Romy! Great job, everyone.

Zaggytiddies, this has been a lot of fun! It was strange how the characters took on their own little complexities. I loved reading everyone's entries. Oh, and no I'm not from Europe, I was born and bred in the south, lived a lot of places but I came back home eventually. The typed "accent" and vernacular came easily to me, perhaps a little too easily because like I said earlier, my own accent started slipping back.

Zaggy, I also think you were Judge 3. That judge always took the time to comment wonderfully, showing that she actually did read and enjoy each entry and study the photos, remembered past events in entries. If I'm wrong and you weren't Judge 3, then my hat is still off for that person. A very good job!

Lipsy, I agree with you about Judge 1. I hate to be negative, but some of the comments rankled (and not just personally, the comments to others, also), and that judge did take away some enjoyment out of an otherwise fantastic contest. Perhaps there should be a rating system for judges; too many low ratings and one can't be a judge.

Anyway, I'm pleased with placing 3rd! Thank you!

Zaggytiddies
28th Sep 2007, 6:40 PM
I'm really sorry that you were offended by some of the comments. But really that's all they are... comments. You should take them with a grain of salt. Sometimes I spend a lot of time on an entry and get nothing for it too. :cough: the other day in fact:cough: :lol: It happens to all of us but the point is... most of the time it's fun! I really did thoroughly enjoy every single entry in it's own way. I was judge three ;) (but the judges numbers changed round.)

markusrandall
28th Sep 2007, 8:52 PM
I wasn't too impressed with judge one either. The fact that they took a fun contest fairly seriously, and seemed to be slamming down everyone's entries is partly why I almost dropped out. Luckilly the other comments, which had more constructive criticism convinced me to stick with it. My main reason for entering was that I was new to S2C and thought it would be a great way to get involved. Overall, it was definitely worth it.
In my opinion, everyone did a good job. It was a great contest. :)