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Extensa5420
6th Sep 2011, 11:37 PM
:alarm: This is a serious discussion/debate about "Science!" and "Zmobies". :alarm:

According to this thread, http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=429124, HystericalParoxysm explains that "Science" and "Zmobies" are

"Zmobies are similar to zombies, only they are not undead, and do not desire to eat brains; instead, they eat Brians. Instead of smelling like rotting flesh, they smell like either cinnamon or peppermint. They shamble around mindlessly.

Science! is just ossim, and it's always good to be pro-science."

OK, so by a logical argument, this "Zmobies" catchphrase, which seems to predominate MTS Members' Creator Policies, means that "Zmobies" are reversed "Zombies", because the letters are arranged differently. Due to the fact that the letters "o" and "m" are reversed in these two terms, it would make sense that "Zombies" would eat "Brains" whereas "Zmobies" would eat "Brians". See the switch of the "i" and "a"? So, it's possible that this strange creature called "Zmobies" that have plagued the MTS members all these years are in fact reversed "Zombies".

The second paragraph of HystericalParoxysm's line implies that "Science!" is just "ossim". Pronouncing the word "ossim" would probably sound like "awesome", and indeed, it's true that it's always good to be pro-science. Science rules!

I don't know about you, but I think this is what the "Science!" and "Zmobies" are all about. They are about having "Science!" (the ability to use the scientific method) to defeat "Zmobies" (the MTS version or reversed version of "Zombies"). And HystericalParoyxsm and the rest of all MTS people probably do this just for cheap laughs. Don't believe me? You can find humor all over this site.

In fact, while you are posting using the advanced editor, you probably see the command buttons, "Increase Awesomeness" and "Add Bacon". If you look at the URL's that HystericalParoyxsm provides, then you can see that the URL is http://www.modyourpanties.com/.

crocobaura
7th Sep 2011, 12:07 AM
Ha, ha, I forgot all about the Zmobies! :rofl:

ElementMK
7th Sep 2011, 12:52 AM
Science! = regular science + ossim

Fairly simple, right? WRONG.

ossim = results of Science!

SO

(regular science + ossim) + Science! = MOAR ossim and MOAR Science!

WHICH LEADS TO ∞ ossim Science!

And that's why we have lasers.

Sparklycookie
7th Sep 2011, 01:50 AM
Science! isn't about why, it's about why not!

ElementMK
7th Sep 2011, 03:06 AM
You're over-thinking this. If I have one Science!, and you have one Science!, then the combination of our Science! will make twice as much Science!

If we continue this trend, we will either have infinite Science! or we will have more and more Science! until the heat death of the Universe.

Also, http://trollscience.com

ElementMK
7th Sep 2011, 05:21 AM
And I think you, Element Leaf, are diverging out of this world. :rolleyes:You're hitting on me, aren't you?

Rawra
7th Sep 2011, 10:51 AM
You know what my opinion is?

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I hate Maths.

jhd1189
7th Sep 2011, 03:15 PM
So... if one Science leaves Train Station A at 45 mph (72.4 kph) and another Science leaves Train Station B at 30 mph (80,640 furlongs/fortnight), at what point will the two Sciences actually form a debate?

unalisaa
7th Sep 2011, 03:32 PM
To hit on somebody is a phrase that means to make especially sexual overtures to somebody.

In that case, I am not hitting on you.
Either that, or you both have non-standard ideas of what constitutes "sexual".
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Get a room, you two.

Shoosh Malooka
9th Sep 2011, 01:14 AM
Sometimes I become an Ambien Zmobie. Ambien is primarily for sleep, but it has been criticized. If you take Ambien then be sure that you are full before bedtime, otherwise you might zmobie walk and zmobie eat. Twice I went for a zmobie drive to get food, once to 7-11 and another time for a box of twist donuts from a drive-thru called the Donut Hole (http://s3-media4.px.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/OhUoohnfLTQT4UrVG2I60g/l.jpg). It didn't happen to me, but if an officer pulls you over then you are in for a DUI offense.

whiterider
9th Sep 2011, 01:21 AM
Jesus, I suffer from forgetting-to-pay-the-internet-bill-itis for less than a week, and you people fill the whole dang place up with your junk while I'm not looking! I'm paying the cleaners out of YOUR POCKET MONEY, you little snits!

simsample
9th Sep 2011, 01:32 AM
whiterider, U R so MEEN!