"I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse, it's my frakking curse! I want to take the ears off! PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF!" -Sander Cohen

Tedious Intro

I found the limits of Sim creating in The Sims 2 to be horrid, right from the start. But, when I got The Sims 3, I realized just how much I'd missed out on. Inspired by the Maxis-Match Sims of the amazing fanseelamb, who doesn't use abhorrent facemasks or those awful, awful shiny skins, I decided to make a celebrity Sim that isn't a picture-perfect replica, but rather a caricature of sorts. I think I've captured his essence quite well, especially considering my lack of skills with Sim creation :3

Moving along, I created three pieces of custom content for him; I edited HP's fantabulous Idolatry of Flesh skin in place of making a facemask (I needed a white scalp, too), retextured the Unsavory Charlatan's moustache from Bon Voyage and recolored the dancer's tuxedo from Freetime. So you'll need those expansions to see him properly. If I get enough demand, I'll try and make a basegame compatible version.

I'm Sander frakking Cohen!

Grief Counselling and Cake

Without further ado, here's Sander frakking Cohen!

I took his basic look and vibe from the amazing BioShock, but edited it a little bit to make him look a little less "I'm a flamboyant theatrical who's slightly crazy" to "I'm a flamboyant theatrical who's going to coat you in plaster and eat your children"

Feel free to do with him what you will; just don't pretend he's Cole Porter and pair him off with a female, please. I have a feeling he'd enjoy the company of a certain egotistical billionaire city builder. If you know what I mean

Fly, little moth; fly away!

Do's and Don't's

Please don't redistribute him or the CC I made for him without asking me first. Also, if you use him in a story or movie, or even if you make a few tweaks to make him more accurate to the game, please contact me - I love to keep tabs on my creations. This isn't a sperm bank, after all.

Custom Content by Me:
- Sander Cohen
- Sander's Moustache
- Sander's Skintone
- Sander's Tuxedo

Custom Content Included:
- AlfredAskew BrownFile Edited with The Wardrobe Wrangler, version 1.1.3026.37483 by AlfredAskew
- NPHjawlines by mistyblue4
- nosemasks - www.sironasims.com by sironasims
- Kirk - nose lines by mistyblue4
- Forehead Wrinkles by simplelife

Additional Credits:
Hysterical-Paroxysm for her awesome Idolatry of Flesh skintones.
AlfredAskew for, well, being awesome.
Fanseelamb for making Maxis-Match so appealing.
2K Games for making BioShock and, by extension, the icon that is Sander Cohen.

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Basic Download and Install Instructions:

1. Purchase Panties

2. Extract from Package

3. Put around ankles and raise to waist

4. Check yourself out in a mirror and send pics to Delphy



Need more information?

• If you're not familiar with panties, they come in many different types which include hipsters, boybriefs, thongs, granny-panties. They are typically worn beneath pants or skirts, and they cover your girly places.
  
• If you don't have panties, you can purchase them at any of your local clothing stores, big box stores, and occasionally convenience stores.
  
• If the panties don't show, you are wearing them and the clothes on top of them properly.
  
• If you need more help try asking any of our higher up mods. Delphy and HP in particular are panty experts.

Special Installation Instructions

• If you get an error that says "This content requires expansion pack data that is not installed", please use either Clean Installer or Q-Xpress to install this sim.