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Element
21st Sep 2011, 7:09 PM
Corrupt-a-Wish is a forum game wherein a poster makes a wish, and the next poster "corrupts" it by twisting words or taking the wish literally. The orginal Corrupt-a-Wish, located here (http://modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=451302&page=1) has pages upon pages of great examples. It grew to large for it's own good, so this is part 2. Instead of continuing off of that thread, however, I'll start from scratch.

I wish for world peace!

unalisaa
21st Sep 2011, 7:12 PM
Granted! Sadly, your understanding of the concept "world" is that of Ptolemy.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

Yakumo-dono
21st Sep 2011, 11:46 PM
Granted. You can now wish for incorruptible the american comic, though if you make the wish the comics comes to you wet from someone bath.
Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorruptible

I wish that common sense was given to everyone.

CinderEmma
22nd Sep 2011, 12:07 AM
Common sense is for snobs. Insanity is the fad of late XD

I wish to gain the skill of patience!

Robodl95
22nd Sep 2011, 12:11 AM
Granted! You will gain it in 60 years, if you can wait that long.

I wish that this thread doesn't get locked! They locked basically every forum game...

123blissb
22nd Sep 2011, 12:41 AM
Granted. But you are now locked out of your house.

(Yay! New thread!! Hi Everyone!)

I wish that people :!: WILL NOT :!: wish for their wish to not be corrupted because its really annoying like in the last thread.

~123blissb

hello2u08
22nd Sep 2011, 1:15 AM
granted
now every single person wishes for kittens

I wish for kittens

Robodl95
22nd Sep 2011, 3:05 AM
Granted, but they all lost their mittens.

I wish for mittens.

mewichigo34
22nd Sep 2011, 4:51 AM
Granted,but you'll lose your mittens after five minutes.
I wish Justin Bieber would leave Earth and never bug us again.

Element
22nd Sep 2011, 5:30 AM
Granted,but you'll lose your mittens after five minutes.
I wish Justin Bieber would leave Earth and never bug us again.GRANTED HOWEVER HE IS SENT INTO THE INKY BLACKNESS OF SPACE WITH ENOUGH SUPPLIES TO LAST HIM FOR TWENTY YEARS ...

[ FAST FORWARD TWENTY YEARS ]

AN UNSTOPPABLE ALIEN ARMADA FROM THE EDGE OF OUR GALAXY ATTACKS EARTH AND QUICKLY HAS IT UNDER THEIR CONTROL

IT IS REVEALED THAT JUSTIN BIEBER MADE FIRST CONTACT, AND DUE TO THE CULTURE OF THE ALIENS, HE BECOMES A FORCED RELIGIOUS PROPHET THAT WE ALL MUST WORSHIP WHILE THE ALIENS DRAIN OUR PLANET OF ANY AND ALL RESOURCES

THE END

I wish for a free vending machine with infinite supplies.

vhanster
22nd Sep 2011, 7:19 AM
Granted. But everything costs more than you can afford.

I wish I don't have to work during vacations.

haricots
22nd Sep 2011, 9:47 AM
Granted. No vacation for you.
Yay, new thread. The old thread was closed mainly to my fault, replying 114 times. O.o

I wish that vhanster post something somewhere in this site, so his Posts count is not 1,111. Hate 1!

lolapola
22nd Sep 2011, 10:30 AM
Granted. No one got what you just said, so you get nothing.
I wish for chicken nibbles that are free healthy and taste great... and to eat them immediatly and be fine!

RedSneakers
22nd Sep 2011, 2:45 PM
Granted. You just don't like chicken nibbles any more

I wish I had kitties!

kattenijin
22nd Sep 2011, 3:20 PM
Granted. However, they are starving puma kitties, hope you can run fast!

I wish Thoma$$ would DIAF!

lolapola
22nd Sep 2011, 3:44 PM
Granted.
You now speak in riddles.
I wish that IT WAS 6.00 am... today

haricots
22nd Sep 2011, 4:31 PM
it WAS, not it IS. Now, it's 22:30 for me...and for you.

I wish someone understand my post before...

lolapola
22nd Sep 2011, 6:06 PM
Granted. I just understood it! But I dont care, and I personally like the number 1.
I wish somebody would check out my mermaid sim in the content part!

Robodl95
23rd Sep 2011, 3:09 AM
Granted but my credit card's maxed out so I couldn't complete the transaction.

I wish I wasn't so quiet.

mewichigo34
23rd Sep 2011, 3:23 AM
Granted,but everyone will think you're too loud.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

Element
23rd Sep 2011, 3:28 AM
Granted. The police are called over for noise disturbances every time you open your mouth.

I wish for a time machine.

mewichigo34
23rd Sep 2011, 3:30 AM
Granted,but you will get stuck in the age of the dinosaurs.
I wish I wasn't so bored.

Robodl95
23rd Sep 2011, 4:13 AM
Granted, now you're busy and stressed out.

I wish I could read minds.

Element
23rd Sep 2011, 4:25 AM
Granted. No corruption needed, for you will regret what you find in due time ...

I wish to visit the Moon.

Yakumo-dono
23rd Sep 2011, 7:19 AM
Granted. You visit the moon landing set a conspiracy believer constructed to prove no one has landed on the moon, his proof is invalid and boring.

I wish I wasn't sick with a cold.

haricots
23rd Sep 2011, 9:23 AM
Granted. Your cold is now getting so hot it burns.

I wish for ease in doing my homework...

vhanster
23rd Sep 2011, 1:35 PM
Granted. The teacher thinks you're cheating and gives you much more difficult homework

I wish I can create my own Custom Content

[[And guess what, my post is no longer 1,111]]

haricots
23rd Sep 2011, 2:07 PM
Granted. It's for Tetris, another block.
Yay! Not all 1111! ^_^

I wish my glasses was not broken...

lolapola
23rd Sep 2011, 3:38 PM
Granted. Now they are camels.
I wish the sh*the*ds bumping my stupid thread and calling me names would realise they are ugly old men playing
a PG 13 PC game.
I REALLLY do.
I hate fish.
I hate socks.

unalisaa
23rd Sep 2011, 4:15 PM
Granted. Every single dipshit in the thread realises they have done you wrong and leaves. Sadly, there were no dipshits to begin with, and everyone is still unhappy with the thread.

I wish the CD I just acquired wasn't so disappointing.

GigaRevival
23rd Sep 2011, 4:17 PM
Granted. Now the game has been re-rated to Mature... which means you don't meet the requirements and can no longer play. (to lola since I was ninja'd by the lovely unalisaa)

Granted. Now the CD is the most amazing thing EVAR... but someone stole it before you could fully enjoy it.

I wish that my roommate would stop playing the Spice Girls on loop. (My ears, they bleed).

lolapola
23rd Sep 2011, 4:23 PM
Granted. now their playing a special song from justin bieber called go phuck a donkey.

I wish that people would stop flattering me. I WISH I thirteen.

GigaRevival
23rd Sep 2011, 4:36 PM
Granted. Now you're thirteen and have to live through all those awkward years again.

I wish my cat would stop throwing up everywhere. (On my clean clothes... REALLY?!)

Yakumo-dono
23rd Sep 2011, 5:56 PM
Granted. Since he stopped throwing up, it comes out the other end, all over your clean clothes.

I wish I could find a chicago hotdog vendor.

Kathwynn
23rd Sep 2011, 8:03 PM
Granted. Since he stopped throwing up, it comes out the other end, all over your clean clothes.

I wish I could find a chicago hotdog vendor.

Granted only the chicago hot dog vendor is in Chicago, Napal...

I wish that my asthma would go away..

mewichigo34
24th Sep 2011, 3:48 AM
Granted, now you're busy and stressed out.

I wish I could read minds.
(Thanks a lot!)
Granted,now the rest of your family has asthma.
I wish the hole in my pants was sewed up.

haricots
24th Sep 2011, 1:00 PM
Granted. But every sewhole create a new big hole, and now your pants have holes everywhere, especially near the u-know-what.

I wish that now is still morning...

vhanster
24th Sep 2011, 4:13 PM
Granted. It is 1.30 in the morning

I wish I have longer vacation

haricots
24th Sep 2011, 5:58 PM
Granted. Is three seconds enough?

I wish for an iPhone.

mewichigo34
24th Sep 2011, 6:36 PM
Granted,but you will completely forget your passcode.
I wish my hair wasn't so frizzy.

Rawra
24th Sep 2011, 7:46 PM
Granted, you're bald now.

I wish TS3 Pets came out already!

Robodl95
24th Sep 2011, 8:24 PM
Granted, TS3 Pets came out 100 years ago. Unfortunately the only remaining copies are antiques and very expensive.

mewichigo34
24th Sep 2011, 10:19 PM
Granted, TS3 Pets came out 100 years ago. Unfortunately the only remaining copies are antiques and very expensive.
You didn't wish for anything!
I wish school wasn't so boring.

haricots
24th Sep 2011, 10:42 PM
Granted. It's my school...

I wish this wish won't get corrupted by male or female.

vhanster
25th Sep 2011, 1:23 AM
Granted. My gender is "Undisclosed", so technically, I could still corrupt your wish

I wish I won't have to work

Robodl95
25th Sep 2011, 1:51 AM
You didn't wish for anything!
Sorry! I always forget. Usually I remember to edit...

Granted, you don't have to work because you were hit by a bus.
I wish I was more outgoing.

Kathwynn
25th Sep 2011, 2:40 AM
Sorry! I always forget. Usually I remember to edit...

Granted, you don't have to work because you were hit by a bus.
I wish I was more outgoing.

Granted now every one thinks you are out there..

I wish my hair wasn't going grey..

Robodl95
25th Sep 2011, 4:31 AM
Granted, it's going white instead.
I wish it was next saturday.

mewichigo34
25th Sep 2011, 6:05 AM
Granted,but when you play TS3,your computer explodes and you die.
I wish for money.

haricots
25th Sep 2011, 8:01 AM
Granted. Counterfeit, tored money?

I wish for fish and chips.

vhanster
25th Sep 2011, 8:37 AM
Granted. But they're not free, and you can't afford it

I wish my dog isn't so ugly

haricots
25th Sep 2011, 9:05 AM
Granted. It's uglyness comes to you.

I wish my phone is better than iPhone.

vhanster
25th Sep 2011, 10:27 AM
Granted. Its features and specs are so EPIC that the aliens are jealous. Unfortunately, since they can't duplicate it (due to copyright issues) nor invent something more awesome (because they suck), they ultimately began a retaliation by destroying the companies that created those phones, and annihilated anyone owning it, including you.

I wish I don't have to go to those stupid parties hosted by people I don't even know (relatives and/or friends of my parents)

Yakumo-dono
25th Sep 2011, 2:49 PM
Granted. Now you have to go to stupid parties hosted by people you know but that's the only person you know while at the party. All the guest are interested in horrible reality shows and they speak in text speak the entire party.

I wish I could keep focus.

haricots
25th Sep 2011, 2:57 PM
Granted. You keep focus on how to destroy your life, and you did it! Congratulations!!!

I wish I can go around the world in 80 days.

SpookyOkyBatGirl
25th Sep 2011, 5:51 PM
Granted. You get robbed in every single country.

I wish there was something good on TV.

mewichigo34
25th Sep 2011, 7:07 PM
Granted,you fall asleep and miss everything.
I wish my TS3 game wasn't so glitchy.

SpookyOkyBatGirl
25th Sep 2011, 7:13 PM
Granted. Everything else on your computer is glitchy.

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't call me at 2am just to cry because her favorite character dies on a TV show.

Robodl95
25th Sep 2011, 7:33 PM
Granted, she calls some other boy and they end up having phone sex.

I wish football wasn't on.

Kathwynn
25th Sep 2011, 7:45 PM
Granted, she calls some other boy and they end up having phone sex.

I wish football wasn't on.

Granted.. Now you get to watch the wide world sports of lawn mowing for 5 straight months.

I wish Buffalo Bill would win this years Superbowl.

hello2u08
26th Sep 2011, 3:06 AM
granted, but then because a single person one the superbowl, he is idolized. Everbody stops what they are doing to go bow to him. The world decays around you, and nobody notices.

I wish bla

vhanster
26th Sep 2011, 5:26 PM
You wish for what? Black moles to appear all over your body? Granted then. And they exploded 2 minutes later.

I wish I can graduate early

hello2u08
27th Sep 2011, 1:01 AM
you graduate early, very early. You are only two when graduating college.

I wish for a M80 to explode this other annoying person I know's brain

Yakumo-dono
27th Sep 2011, 1:12 AM
Granted. You get an M80 to explode that other annoying person you know brain, it works wonderfully but you find the person has regeneration powers. Enjoy a newly ticked off annoying person you know times 2.

I wish the bears would win against the packers.

CinderEmma
27th Sep 2011, 1:16 AM
The bears will win against the packers this time, but will lose very future game for the next two seasons!

I wish I could not go to school tomorrow :P

Robodl95
27th Sep 2011, 3:13 AM
Granted, you got ran over by a hover-round and died.

I wish the new iphone was out.

mewichigo34
27th Sep 2011, 4:17 AM
Granted,you just gave a painful childbirth to get it out.
I wish I had a good sense of humor.

vhanster
27th Sep 2011, 12:31 PM
Granted. Everyone else lose theirs.

I wish I can stop procrastinating

mewichigo34
28th Sep 2011, 2:45 AM
Granted.You're injured and can't do anything
I wish I would never have a single pimple anywhere anymore.

Robodl95
28th Sep 2011, 3:36 AM
Granted, you have warts instead.
I wish I didn't have to give a speech in german.

vhanster
28th Sep 2011, 4:47 AM
Granted. you have to give a speech in Simlish instead

I wish I can speak Chinese

haricots
28th Sep 2011, 12:03 PM
Granted. One word of Chinese only, and it erase your other language skills.

I wish for a big wallet, that's empty!

Yakumo-dono
28th Sep 2011, 1:28 PM
@ CinderEmma: I would gladly take one bears game where we win against the packers if only to not win for two years afterward

Granted. You get a big wallet that's empty in your hands, but magically fills with money that can never be used if the end results involve you in any context.

I wish I wouldn't get calls for family tech support.

haricots
28th Sep 2011, 2:24 PM
...but magically fills with money that can never be used if the end results involve you in any context.
I don't wish to use the money. It just feels good to have a big wallet, that you can hide in it... :wtf:

Granted. You got a prank calls that make you sick once you hear it.

I wish I can be smarter...

roobarb_price
28th Sep 2011, 5:42 PM
Granted! You are now wearing a 3-piece suit and a very flattering hat.

I wish that students got free cake at lectures.

RedSneakers
28th Sep 2011, 9:11 PM
Granted! You have to get it yourself from the Cowplant.

I wish I had some food.

hello2u08
29th Sep 2011, 12:06 AM
granted, but you get cow intestines with fried dog (food in some countries!)

I wish for a bomb that is defused, and has no posibility of exploding, and is very light, and small

vhanster
29th Sep 2011, 3:08 AM
Granted. But for some reason, it could still be detected as a bomb, and you get arrested for carrying explosives during inspection.

I wish for an iPad that is not broken nor stolen

Robodl95
29th Sep 2011, 3:53 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vRurf-uqFKc/S7wyOU9NbJI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/naV3JDY_bu8/s800/www.arlooblog.com-ipad-funny-008.jpg
I wish it was Oct. 4th already.

mewichigo34
29th Sep 2011, 4:00 AM
Granted,you now live a shorter life by 10 years.
I wish my life didn't suck so much.

vhanster
29th Sep 2011, 12:07 PM
Granted. You die

I wish my modules are easier

Yakumo-dono
30th Sep 2011, 9:16 PM
Granted. All your modules become easier, unfortunately all other math becomes confusing for you. (Hope you were wishing for mathematics modules)

I wish for some non-watered down broccoli and cheese soup.

haricots
1st Oct 2011, 12:38 AM
Granted. It smells so bad, better die than eat it.

I wish for a bigger laptop.

Kathwynn
1st Oct 2011, 1:01 AM
Granted. It smells so bad, better die than eat it.

I wish for a bigger laptop.

Granted it crushes you to death..

Wish my cat would not try to run or walk out the door.

Robodl95
1st Oct 2011, 1:02 AM
Granted, it flies out the window instead.

I hope I pass my permit test tomorrow.

Shhh
1st Oct 2011, 1:53 AM
Granted. You crash the car and die :giggle:

I wish for Sims 3 Pets Limited Edition, tomorrow.

haricots
1st Oct 2011, 2:06 AM
Granted. The case arrived tommorow, but the game never arrived.

I wish I get that!

mewichigo34
1st Oct 2011, 2:23 AM
Granted,but that kills you.
I wish for food that smells good,tastes good,looks good,and sounds good,that I can eat and it won't kill me.

Yakumo-dono
1st Oct 2011, 2:41 AM
Granted. You eat it but you're so wrapped up in eating it you don't notice the serial killer raising his weapon above your head for a killshot.

I wish for a inexpensive pair of earphones that won't break, sounds great and cannot come alive and kill me.

CinderEmma
1st Oct 2011, 2:46 AM
You get these earphones in your grave, and your dead ears cannot hear the great sound.

I wish that I wasn't feeling so nauseous!

mewichigo34
1st Oct 2011, 3:18 AM
Granted,you throw up.
(Dangit I thought I got you guys on that one!)
I wish that Fawkes would finish his Sims 3 mermaid outfit and I could download it,and it won't crash my game or computer,nor break it,and everything worked perfectly.
(Let's see how long it takes for a reply.)

Robodl95
1st Oct 2011, 3:18 AM
Granted, you vomit a couple times but feel fine now.

I wish for a robot apocalypse.

mewichigo34
1st Oct 2011, 4:26 AM
Granted,but you're the last human left on Earth.
I wish someone responded to my post above Robodl's.

Lennon7777777
1st Oct 2011, 7:45 AM
Granted. Your desk and chair fall apart due to Shoddy construction techniques!

I wish music today wasn't so horsesh*t (no offence to people who actually like it, because I just don't.)

RedSneakers
1st Oct 2011, 9:05 AM
Granted. The music you like now is.

I wish someone made me tasty, healthy and not dangerous breakfast on bed now.

Shhh
1st Oct 2011, 2:10 PM
Granted. You spill the coffee all over your new white sheets :D

I wish I got the SIms 3 Limited Edition Disk, not broken, not able to kill my computer and working very well :D

haricots
1st Oct 2011, 3:36 PM
Granted. It working very well. Well, at least you got the intro working well, while the game doesn't. Happy simming!

I wish for a BBQ party tommorow.

RedSneakers
1st Oct 2011, 4:48 PM
Granted. It's the cannibals BBQ party. You're on the menu.

I wish my bed wasn't covered in cat fur.

haricots
1st Oct 2011, 7:31 PM
Granted. Your bed covered with dead cat bodies all over, with blood and such. Enjoy!

I wish human never exist.

RedSneakers
1st Oct 2011, 8:03 PM
Granted. We are now all lightbulbs.

I wish I didn't cry listening to this song
(Btw, aren't we allowed to play fortunately, unfortunately anymore?)

Yakumo-dono
1st Oct 2011, 8:45 PM
I don't think its allowed anymore.

Granted. You no longer cry listening to that song, you feel nothing from it or any other music.

I wish my toothache was gone.

Shhh
1st Oct 2011, 8:56 PM
Granted: The pain grew worse and spread to the whole of your boddy, but not the tooth.

I wish Ligh Night had more stuff to do in it.

hello2u08
2nd Oct 2011, 2:07 AM
granted, The person granting wishes has NO IDEA what "ligh night" is, so he makes your head explode for trying to trick him

I wish for GIAGANTIC KILLER SNAILS TO EAT EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME

hello2u08
2nd Oct 2011, 2:13 AM
[QUOTE] Granted. We are now all lightbulbs. [QUOTE/]

OMFG! I wanna be a lightbulb! (that is not a wish, just a comment)
PS, this is a cool smiley
:cylon:

Vitae
2nd Oct 2011, 4:16 AM
Granted. You are now really, really lonely.

I wish for WOOORLD DOMINATIOOOOOON >:U

Robodl95
2nd Oct 2011, 4:21 AM
Granted, puppies now have WOOORLD DOMINATIOOOOOON

I wish for sleep.

haricots
2nd Oct 2011, 4:37 AM
Granted. You forget to insert 'haricots to' between for and sleep, but I granted the haricots version, then.

wish-I-animator-be-CC-an-Sims-MTS-for.

vhanster
2nd Oct 2011, 12:25 PM
Granted. But since I can't be bothered to decipher your wish, what is actually granted might not correspond to your actual wish.

I wish I have all EPs and SPs for TS2

Shhh
2nd Oct 2011, 4:03 PM
Granted, They don't work though.

I wish for a micro pig.

hello2u08
2nd Oct 2011, 4:53 PM
Granted, You get a KILLER micro pig.

I wish for world peace on earth (Ha, an entirely selfless wish that is VERY good, try to corrupt that!)

Yakumo-dono
2nd Oct 2011, 5:18 PM
Granted. There is world peace, we destroy all weapons leaving ourselves defenseless against the alien onslaught. Though, we dish out some street justice to the one who wish for world peace in the first place.

I wish politicians got minimum wage for how much time they do work, not for how much time they don't work.

vhanster
2nd Oct 2011, 5:19 PM
Granted. It's all in your dreams (Well, sorry, but your wish isn't gonna happen whether or not I corrupt it, so it makes no difference there)

I wish I have a PSP

mewichigo34
2nd Oct 2011, 5:20 PM
Granted,but it never works.
I wish I wasn't bored........

Shhh
2nd Oct 2011, 8:39 PM
Granted, You are in a giant chess compition, whoever loses dies.

I wish for a nice, new computer.

mewichigo34
2nd Oct 2011, 9:37 PM
Granted,but it shorts out when you spill coffee on it.
I wish Kagamine Len were real!

RedSneakers
2nd Oct 2011, 10:19 PM
Granted. I don't know what that is though, so here: have a brick.

I wish it was Saturday tomorrow. Not Monday

Yakumo-dono
2nd Oct 2011, 11:31 PM
Granted. It is Saturday tomorrow, but from that moment every today is a Monday, every tomorrow is Saturday and every yesterday is Sunday.

I wish I had a better work ethic.

vhanster
4th Oct 2011, 4:10 AM
Granted. But not before you're fired from your job

I wish I have a pay rise

mewichigo34
4th Oct 2011, 4:19 AM
@RedSneakers Thanks for the brick!
Granted,but you have to pay and then you lose your job and house.
I wish I was Awesome!

demeter17
4th Oct 2011, 7:35 AM
Granted, but only squirrels can pick up on your awesomeness so you are constantly surrounded by 20-30 squirrels.

I wish I was a famous singer

haricots
4th Oct 2011, 9:42 AM
Granted, you're a famous singer in the squirrel's world.

I wish I can do this task quickly.

Kathwynn
4th Oct 2011, 1:35 PM
Granted.. The end result looks like a squirrel that overdosed on mountain dew and pixie sticks did it and not well at all as it falls apart shortly there after.

I wish my car was not going to be so expensive to fix.

demeter17
4th Oct 2011, 6:13 PM
Granted. It falls apart shortly after you turn it on.

I wish I was better at MW2

Robodl95
4th Oct 2011, 9:00 PM
Granted you are now better but so is everyone else so it doesn't really matter.

I wish Apple didn't disappoint.

Shhh
4th Oct 2011, 11:00 PM
Granted: They send you a nice new Ipod. The only thing is, the squirrels steal it. and give it to demeter17.

I wish for a new book....or 5.

demeter17
5th Oct 2011, 12:27 AM
Granted, but they shipped them to Robdl95's house by mistake

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist

vhanster
5th Oct 2011, 1:11 PM
Granted. But all your teeth fall out because you didn't go there.

I wish my GPA is higher

haricots
5th Oct 2011, 2:47 PM
Granted, but the database for all students GPA got screwed up and your 4.0 GPA is being mine.

I wish I didn't lose that competition so suck!

hello2u08
7th Oct 2011, 10:28 PM
GRanted you won the competition, but due to now knowing what the so suck part at the end meant, The wish person gives you the ultimate prize: Direct Entrance to Heaven! (For all stupid people: you die.)

Robodl95
7th Oct 2011, 11:28 PM
Granted! Here's a brownie (you wished for nothing so ha take this tasty treat!)

haricots
8th Oct 2011, 12:34 AM
Granted. Here's a cheesecake! (You wish for nothing either, so I make you a treat, too.)

mewichigo34
8th Oct 2011, 3:46 AM
Granted have this brick!*hands over gift that was given to me*
I wish people would start wishing again.

haricots
8th Oct 2011, 12:07 PM
Sorry, I forget to make a wish last time...
Granted! Look at my wish below!

I wish no one wish here, and mewichigo34 forget about (his or her? Oh, her!) her wish above.

hello2u08
8th Oct 2011, 6:15 PM
Granted, but for use of incorrect grammar, The wish person shoots you in the head, but still grants your wish

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE CAPS LOCK ON WHILE TYPING THIS

mewichigo34
8th Oct 2011, 8:17 PM
Granted,now all of the caps on your bottles fall off.
I wish Elizabeth from Kuroshitsuji became a demon with Ciel.

vhanster
9th Oct 2011, 6:52 AM
Granted. But all demons are then exorcised.

I wish I don't have to wake up so early tomorrow.

haricots
9th Oct 2011, 7:15 AM
Granted. You'll never need to wake up, and it'll be like that.

I wish vhanster would never wake up.

mewichigo34
9th Oct 2011, 5:58 PM
Granted,but you never wake up either.
I wish Utatane Piko was real.

Robodl95
9th Oct 2011, 6:01 PM
Granted, real fake.
I wish mewichigo would stop wishing for things I don't understand.

Kathwynn
9th Oct 2011, 6:32 PM
Granted Now mewichigo wishes for things you really do not want to understand..

I wish my back did not feel like a stream of elephants tramped over it....

haricots
9th Oct 2011, 6:37 PM
Granted. Your back is now feels like a couple of blue whale WooHoo above it.

I wish now is November.

Shhh
9th Oct 2011, 10:36 PM
Granted: The last November of your life.

I wish I could make beautiful Sims.

mewichigo34
9th Oct 2011, 10:47 PM
Granted,but your computer crashes whenever you finish.
I wish more people would listen to vocaloid songs and that more people would join the group here on MTS.

Shhh
9th Oct 2011, 10:50 PM
Granted: So many people join MTS, you have to be kicked out. So many people listen to vovaloid songs, the artists retire.

I wish I could make things out of clouds :D .

Misanthrope
10th Oct 2011, 2:33 AM
Uh, granted... but technically since clouds are just water... they end up melting :<

I wish I can make an A in my Stat class

Robodl95
10th Oct 2011, 3:27 AM
Granted, you make an A out of paper mache but your teacher wasn't impressed so you get an F instead.

I wish I understood the meaning of life.

Kathwynn
10th Oct 2011, 3:30 AM
Granted: It becomes such a work of art. That the school administration decides to erect your A that you made in Stats Class as an example of the statistical probability of a student doing an art project in a Statistic class..

I wish the blue whales woo hooing on my back would go some where else.

Robodl95
10th Oct 2011, 3:33 AM
Granted, they woohoo on your head instead.

I wish someone would grant my earlier wish :(

mewichigo34
10th Oct 2011, 3:57 AM
Granted,but now you wish you didn't wish for that.
I wish this song wasn't so hard to sing.

demeter17
10th Oct 2011, 4:13 AM
Granted, but now every song is hard to sing.

I wish I could get this video done

haricots
10th Oct 2011, 6:19 AM
Granted. I know how hard it is to make a video clip with 1 second length. Great job!

I wish I don't need to go to the extracurricular activity this afternoon.

vhanster
10th Oct 2011, 2:01 PM
Granted. You have to go to detention instead

I wish I can get a better paying part-time job

hello2u08
11th Oct 2011, 12:07 AM
granted, but the job is scrubbing toilets, and the pay is only one cent more than what you were already getting

BlakeS5678
11th Oct 2011, 12:44 AM
I wish I do well on my test today!

demeter17
11th Oct 2011, 1:00 AM
Granted, but you fail every other test you take.

I wish I could get my house remodled

vhanster
11th Oct 2011, 3:26 AM
Granted. But it gets demolished right after it's finished

I wish I can fly

mewichigo34
11th Oct 2011, 3:44 AM
Granted,you hit a tree.
I wish I wasn't such a crybaby.

blackstallion681
11th Oct 2011, 3:52 AM
You're not a crybaby anymore, but instead you develop anger issues.

I wish my Jeep didn't need so many expensive repairs.

mewichigo34
11th Oct 2011, 4:20 AM
You're not a crybaby anymore, but instead you develop anger issues.

I wish my Jeep didn't need so many expensive repairs.
Sorry,already have those too.
Granted,it breaks down so you don't need to pay for vehicle repairs because you have no vehicle.
I wish I was better at singing.

haricots
11th Oct 2011, 4:26 AM
Granted. The chipmunks appreciate your voices!

I wish I know what the main problem of all of this!

Rawra
11th Oct 2011, 7:41 AM
Granted, you know so much, your head becomes gigantic.

I wish my brother was abducted by aliens.

vhanster
11th Oct 2011, 3:30 PM
Granted. The aliens abduct you as well.

I wish I can refund the books I just bought. They suck

Kathwynn
11th Oct 2011, 9:23 PM
Granted : the store credit is for other books that suck worse.

Wish that my car would be fixed soon.

BlakeS5678
12th Oct 2011, 12:49 AM
Your car is fixed in two hours but you must pay $1,000,000,000 for the repairs.

mewichigo34
12th Oct 2011, 3:19 AM
Here have a hat!Hands hat.

I wish the people in my science class except me weren't hopeless stupid.

vhanster
12th Oct 2011, 12:59 PM
Granted. Now you're the one who's hopelessly stupid

I wish my classmates would stop borrowing my printer to print group projects.

haricots
12th Oct 2011, 1:30 PM
Granted. Your classmates takes it and never give it back to you!

I wish my internet connection is very fast...

vhanster
13th Oct 2011, 3:05 PM
granted. it's so fast, your computer gets overheated.

I wish I can get a scholarship.

Kathwynn
13th Oct 2011, 4:44 PM
Granted: It's a scholarship to a preschool.

I wish it wasn't raining.

demeter17
13th Oct 2011, 9:25 PM
Granted! It's now snowing

I wish I had my computer back

TrillianRikku
13th Oct 2011, 9:30 PM
Granted your computer in now on your back

I wish My Cat would come home

BlakeS5678
13th Oct 2011, 9:53 PM
Granted. It comes home destroys everything poops everywhere and then dies.

I wish my teacher didn't assign a crazy amount of homework.

haricots
14th Oct 2011, 12:21 AM
Granted. Your teacher assign a crazy amount of stupid assignments...

BlakeS5678
14th Oct 2011, 12:57 AM
Remember make a wish! (Even though I forgot once too!)

I wish I was a MTS moderator!

hello2u08
14th Oct 2011, 1:17 AM
@ mewichigo34
OMG, a crybaby with anger issues? It is like a clone of me!!!!!!!
now the wish part:
Granted, you delete so many posts, the normal users rebel!!!!!!! The exact situation described in "A Modest Proposal" happens.

I wish I didn't keep forgeting to post wishes

mewichigo34
14th Oct 2011, 3:20 AM
Granted,but then your life gets ruined from them.
I wish pets would come out today.

vhanster
14th Oct 2011, 4:00 PM
Granted. But you are banned from buying it

I wish I could have a credit card.

hello2u08
14th Oct 2011, 11:00 PM
granted. An very irresponsible person gives you their credit card. You find out there is several million dollars of debt on it. Congratulations, you are now broke

EDIT: CRAP, forgot to wish again

I wish that this stupid graphics card I ordered will finally work when I get the right cables and adapters for it!!!

BlakeS5678
15th Oct 2011, 12:37 AM
Your graphic card and everything else works but, a stupid squirrel nibbles on your power line electrocutes itself, and you have no power for the next 4 months.
I wish I wasn't so mean and cynical to others. ;)

mewichigo34
15th Oct 2011, 2:30 AM
Granted,now everyone treats you that way.
I wish I could learn this song

hello2u08
15th Oct 2011, 4:45 AM
granted. Now it is stuck in your head forever

I wish that squirrel didn't nibble on my power lines.

BlakeS5678
15th Oct 2011, 2:56 PM
Granted. Now racoons do! 6 months without power.

I wish I could get all my homework done.

mewichigo34
15th Oct 2011, 4:54 PM
Granted,but then it all burns.
I wish this thread wasn't so addicting.

BlakeS5678
15th Oct 2011, 5:42 PM
Granted. Now your addicted to The Debate Room.
I wish it was Tuesday, October 18th.

hello2u08
15th Oct 2011, 5:52 PM
Granted, it is that day, looping endlessly. No more holidays, and the EXACT same thing every day.

I wish that no animal at all chewed on my power line

mewichigo34
15th Oct 2011, 6:16 PM
Granted,now a fly trap chews on it.
I wish Mami didn't die in the anime I'm watching.

plushbunny
15th Oct 2011, 6:27 PM
Granted. Instead, the entire anime is cancelled and all existences of it are forever deleted.
I wish I lived in New York City.

BlakeS5678
15th Oct 2011, 9:02 PM
Granted. You live in a cardboard box and everyone spits on you.
I wish my sister would come home. (I'm bored AND lonely with just my parents.)

demeter17
15th Oct 2011, 9:59 PM
Granted. Now she's annoying you to the point you wished you hadn't wished her home.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator

haricots
16th Oct 2011, 1:53 PM
Granted. You're a destroyer for anything you see. (Don't see me!!!)

I wish I will never forget to make a wish here again... T_T

hello2u08
17th Oct 2011, 11:15 PM
Granted,now a fly trap chews on it.

Flytrap? How does a flytrap....... OH, you mean a VENUS flytrap, now I get it

hello2u08
17th Oct 2011, 11:17 PM
Now for the wishy part
Granted. Now you don't get a free wish, sad day

I wish that all of the idiots in the world (ALL of them) would get their faces eaten by GIGANTIC SUPERSONIC KILLER SNAILS!!!!!

haricots
17th Oct 2011, 11:45 PM
Granted. You're one of 'em.
I wish this world will be at peace, and there's never any war.

BlakeS5678
18th Oct 2011, 12:09 AM
Granted. So now everyone somehow got teleported to another world.

I wish for a taco!

mewichigo34
18th Oct 2011, 4:55 AM
Granted,a poisonous taco.
I wish for money.

BlakeS5678
18th Oct 2011, 9:30 PM
Granted. You can withdraw your money from the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

I wish I was popular.

mewichigo34
19th Oct 2011, 5:00 AM
Granted,but you have so much pressure put on you,that you commit suicide.
I wish puppies remained as cute as they are forever.

haricots
19th Oct 2011, 10:01 AM
Granted. But you become as ugly as you are forever, and no puppy wants to be near you at least for 50 ft. Sounds hard?

I wish I forgot to make a wish.

vhanster
19th Oct 2011, 3:34 PM
Granted. You are then banned from this game for repeatedly not making a wish

I wish I can turn back time

BlakeS5678
21st Oct 2011, 12:51 AM
Granted. You can turn back in the magazine Time. Sorry, no refund. (Get it?)
I wish I had a potion that wasn't poisonous that would make me 25 Years old forever.

hello2u08
21st Oct 2011, 12:57 AM
Granted. It also makes you incredibly obese

I wish that I wasn't one of the idiots, even though I wasn't in the first place

haricots
21st Oct 2011, 1:03 AM
Granted. You're one of the stupid, not the idiot. Happy?

I wish my teacher never comes back.. T_T

BlakeS5678
21st Oct 2011, 1:15 AM
Granted. She never leaves and instead stays with you for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever....

I wish I knew what the next Sims 3 expansion pack is!

RedSneakers
21st Oct 2011, 12:13 PM
Granted. It's a brick! The next expansion pack is a brick!

I wish Disney would realise all those new shows rather suck and made some good cartoons in stead.

DrowningFishy
21st Oct 2011, 1:18 PM
Granted. You'll be stuck watching Disney movies and shows till they no longer suck. Of course this is done by loosing all your sanity and submitting to the mouse.

HAIL MIKEY! ::puts on mikey mouse ears::

I wish people would learn to drive.

BlakeS5678
21st Oct 2011, 9:26 PM
Granted. But, then they text ALWAYS when the're driving instead.

I wish I would get A+ 's in everything I do at school.

Granted. It's a brick! The next expansion pack is a brick!

Yeah, I saw that coming, stop being so lazy EA!

mewichigo34
23rd Oct 2011, 5:40 PM
Granted,but you get F's in everything else.
I wish I could get this song stuck in my head.

Kathwynn
23rd Oct 2011, 10:08 PM
Granted: now you have an entire orchestra playing in your head.. Hope your head is big enough...

I wish my furnace was fixed already..

mewichigo34
23rd Oct 2011, 11:02 PM
Granted,but now you need the hot water tank fixed.
I wish people would update their mods more often.

haricots
24th Oct 2011, 12:05 AM
Granted, but you get a patch that brings your game to the 1.2 version (and never let any other patch installed), and you stupidly install it. Now you can never play with mods.

I wish I don't need to go to school. NOW.

Volvenom
24th Oct 2011, 12:15 AM
Granted, you get a job instead.

I wish I could have some suntan and snow in my game. Pets are so boring.

mewichigo34
24th Oct 2011, 12:51 AM
Granted,all of your sims either die from skin cancer or a cold.
I wish my TS3 game would stop freezing.

vhanster
24th Oct 2011, 3:58 AM
Granted. You get frostbites instead.

I wish badminton never existed

Kathwynn
24th Oct 2011, 9:28 PM
Granted: It is now called the "Toss The Live Hand Grenade".

Wish that my brother would grow up and be a man for once.. He is by the way 48..

Skimmer55
24th Oct 2011, 9:40 PM
Granted, He is now more awesome than you

I wish the music i make would be noticed more :/

missy harries
24th Oct 2011, 10:35 PM
Ganted, it's noticed by mice and they follow you allways where ever you may go.

I wish I could make the music I want.

BlakeS5678
25th Oct 2011, 1:18 AM
Granted. You can make the best most beautiful sounds of music humanity has ever heard in all of eternity, but, you're not allowed to for "certain reasons."

I wish I was a 12 inches taller. I'm interested to see if you can corrupt that wish!

vhanster
25th Oct 2011, 3:17 AM
Granted, your neck extends by 12 inches, and you now look like a giraffe

I wish I have a working, PC tablet.

mewichigo34
25th Oct 2011, 3:43 AM
Granted,but since it is not an iPad,you cannot play Angry Birds.
I wish school started later than 8:15.

Skimmer55
25th Oct 2011, 10:20 AM
Granted, you now start at 11:00 at night
I wish fair a massive chicken kiev,that cannot crush me (sorry im a bit bored at the moment) HAHA corrupt that *evil grin*

haricots
25th Oct 2011, 10:50 AM
Granted. It eats your whole body.

I wish that no one can corrupt this wish.

Skimmer55
25th Oct 2011, 12:17 PM
Granted, you may never post in this thread again, therefore no wishes to corrupt.
I wish, for a bacon sandwich. (im hungry O.K)

vhanster
25th Oct 2011, 12:27 PM
Granted. It's rotten bacon sandwiched in mouldy bread.

I wish my mobile connection is faster

Skimmer55
25th Oct 2011, 12:30 PM
Granted, its so fast you can't catch it now ;)
I wish i could sell a million piece puzzle

BlakeS5678
25th Oct 2011, 9:33 PM
Granted. But, you now you can't MAKE a million piece puzzle.

I wish my parents were actually cool. (My dad's 44 and thinks he's a "player".)

Kathwynn
25th Oct 2011, 10:21 PM
Granted: Now all your friends hang out with your parents.. Even your enemies. But not with you.

Wish I had a large beef steak right off the grill.

Shhh
25th Oct 2011, 11:17 PM
Wish Granted. It is scorching hot and burn your tongue red.

I wish for Sims 3 Pets.

LilyT
26th Oct 2011, 12:27 AM
Granted, but it breaks before you can install it.

I wish for some Lay's Potato Chips.

BlakeS5678
26th Oct 2011, 1:25 AM
Granted. But then they appear in a rural Chinese village on the highest point of a mountain in the middle of nowhere.
I wish I knew which avatar to choose. (I keep switching and can't make up my mind!)

mewichigo34
26th Oct 2011, 3:11 AM
Granted,but you choose a really inappropriate one and get banned.

Skimmer55
26th Oct 2011, 12:11 PM
*gasp* you didn't make a wish. here's a cookie (i made a wish for you)
i wish for a hammer

haricots
26th Oct 2011, 1:22 PM
Granted. That hammer is one huge hammer, falling from the sky right into your house, completely destroying your computer, and you can never play Sims 3 again.

I wish I can have some chocolate now.

vhanster
26th Oct 2011, 2:34 PM
Granted. The chocolate is mixed with shit, though.

I wish I can cut my expenses.

DrowningFishy
26th Oct 2011, 7:48 PM
Granted, ;:hands you a pair of scissors:: I would surgest cutting up the thinnest bills first then move on to the big ones.

I wish Santa was real.

Skimmer55
26th Oct 2011, 7:54 PM
Granted. That hammer is one huge hammer, falling from the sky right into your house, completely destroying your computer, and you can never play Sims 3 again.
HAHA i don't have s3 I dislike that game.

Granted, but you are always on the bad list.

I wish for a trillion piece puzzle ;)

Shhh
26th Oct 2011, 7:57 PM
HAHA i don't have s3 I dislike that game.

So you have the Sims 2, right?

Granted: But they are so small, you can't fit them together.

I wish for a copy of a bug free, non-breakable, Sims 3 Pets, limited edition. (Lets see what you do now :giggler: )

Skimmer55
26th Oct 2011, 8:02 PM
Granted but dragon ninjas come and steal it.
I wish for chocolate rain :P

BlakeS5678
26th Oct 2011, 10:40 PM
Granted. But, it's poisonous and anihalates anything it touches. Better stay inside!
I wish for a little baby kitten. (That's not evil and won't destroy anything!)

Shhh
26th Oct 2011, 11:44 PM
Granted: It hates koala bears and runs away.

I wish for a copy of a bug free, non-breakable, non-stealable, Sims 3 Pets, limited edition. (Lets see what you do now :giggler: )

BlakeS5678
27th Oct 2011, 1:28 AM
Granted. You no longer want the Sims 3 Pets. (For Whatever insane reason.) And, simply don't buy it.

I wish I knew what to do for fun (I'm really bored!)

5M0K3
27th Oct 2011, 2:56 AM
Granted. You are now masturbating.

I wish for Matt Skiba to BEG me to marry him... And I mean BEG. :heyhey:

mewichigo34
27th Oct 2011, 3:22 AM
Granted,but then he starts begging you for food when you play hard-to-get.
I wish I could sing Disappearance of Hatsune Miku.

haricots
27th Oct 2011, 3:40 AM
Granted. You're disappeared with the song.

I wish my class now wouldn't be so boring... T_T

5M0K3
27th Oct 2011, 4:06 AM
Granted, but the school is set on fire and everyone dies.

I wish I could read people's minds.

christmas fear
27th Oct 2011, 4:32 AM
Granted, but now you know everyone really thinks very lowly of you

I wish my wifi would work.

DigitalSympathies
27th Oct 2011, 4:52 AM
Granted, but you're using the wifi of the drug house nextdoor that's also known for downloading illegal pornography and subsequently you are arrested.

I wish I was happy.

haricots
27th Oct 2011, 6:26 AM
Granted. You WAS, but you isn't happy now.

I wish this stupid speaker will be broken.

Skimmer55
27th Oct 2011, 4:10 PM
Granted, but the school is set on fire and everyone dies.

I wish I could read people's minds.
This wish didn't need corrupting, you will regret your wish in time....

Anyways, Haricots, Granted, your speaker breaks. Explosively. Shards of plastic fly into your eyes and you die.
I wish for someone to feedback here (http://modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=459239) . :(

vhanster
27th Oct 2011, 4:26 PM
Granted. The feedbacks are all mostly flames

I wish my school's wifi would allow me to download & play online games.

Skimmer55
27th Oct 2011, 4:28 PM
Granted, but only educational games for 1 year olds.
I wish for a wish (i cba to make one up myself)