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1st Oct 2007, 5:13 PM
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 Ancient History
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Ancient History! Description: Ancient History: Stuff that's really really really really, really really old. From Hadrian's haphazard building impulses to Hathor's self-esteem issues, you'll learn it all. No bringing in grandparents as "artifacts". Classes: Archaeology: The Only Time Second Hand Faeces Can Make You Famous Archaeology 2: Telling The Difference - Living Room Or Latrine? Ancient Warfare: Yes, Sparta Really Was That Cool Ancient Warfare 2: Roman Armour For The Spineless Deserter Ancient Deities: Incest, Murder, And Other Benign Behaviours Ancient Monarchy: Backstabbing By Numbers Stonehenge: Mortal Enemy Of Anyone Who's Ever Got A Late Mark The Pyramids: Just Intergalactic Landing Pads? Skills: Creativity Mechanical Logic Charisma Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 5:19 PM
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Chemistry
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Chemistry! Description:Chemistry: More than just making things change colour and go bang; it's making things change colour and go bang... FOR SCIENCE!!!! Classes: Lab Safety: Goggles - More Than Just Looking The Part Lab Safety 2: Locked Doors And Why We Don't Trust You Basic Chemical Reactions: Beyond "It Turns Red!" Bonds And The Breaking Thereof: Atomic Diplomacy Hazardous Materials: How To Not Die Hazardous Materials 2: Cleaning Up After Last Semester's "Drop-Outs" Splitting The Atom: "Not In My Toaster" Splitting The Atom 2: Now Put It Back Together, You Vandal Skills: Logic Mechanical Cooking Cleaning Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 5:24 PM
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Communication Technology
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Communication Technology! Description:Communication is something most sims do every day. If not, they tend to be visited by large pink mammals - so study it now and save the lonely embarrassment later. Classes: Why It's Not Just Communication: No Yelling In Class! Practical Work: The Can And String Communication Through Time: Messengers To Messenger Communication Through Time 2: Time Capsules And Their Redundancy Archaic Communication: And You Thought Ambulances Were Slow Now Archaic Communication 2: Entrusting Secret Papers To Curious Children Modern Communication: The Main Cause Of Divorce Modern Communication 2: 1z th15 rly cmun1c4t10n??????????lulz Skills: Charisma Logic Mechanical Creativity Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 5:28 PM
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Computing
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Computing! Description:Delve into the mysterious world of error messages, BSODs and overheating hardware. Never before have you seen such chaos and calamity as you will in a lecture hall full of computer illiterate students fretting over a piece of software which doesn't have the word "Microsoft" in its name. sux2bu! Classes: Disillusionment: TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is NoT cOoL Disillusionment 2: Firefox Doesn't Launch Nukes PC Health: Don't Put The Computer Next To The Fire PC Health 2: You Have NOT Won §1,000,000! Troubleshooting: Beyond Switching It Off And On Again Troubleshooting 2: What To Do When You ARE The Repair Shop Computer Mastery: Installing RAM Computer Mastery 2: Touch Typing! Skills: Mechanical Logic Cleaning Creativity Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:13 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 5:32 PM
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Construction
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Construction! Description:Construction is the art of making tall things that won't fall over. This course will test your integrity, constructive thinking skills and roof tiling ability by teaching you (almost) nothing about the subject. Classes: The Essentials: Foundations And Supporting Walls The Essentials 2: Leaving Gaps For The Windows Why Skimping Is Bad: Mortar Or Mortality Why Skimping Is Good: What They Can't See Won't Hurt Them Construction For Sadists: The "I'm Moving To A Hotel!" Stage Construction For Paranoid Sims: Storing Equipment On Wet Concrete Repelling Unwelcome Custom: Invoice Errors Repelling Unwelcome Custom 2: The Cemented Cat Faux Pas Skills: Mechanical Body Cleaning Creativity Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:14 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 5:35 PM
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Criminal Justice
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Criminal Justice! Description:Criminal Justice: The dealing out of cable TV, gourmet food, and high speed internet to the "scum" of society. Oh, and justice, too. Yeah. That. Classes: Unit 1: What Is A Crime? Unit 2: What Is A Criminal? Unit 3: Should We Punish Them? Unit 4: How Should We Punish Them? Unit 5: But We Can't Afford To Punish Them! Prison Field Visit: Watching Sky Sports In A High-Tech Gym Unit 6: Damnit Why Can't We Afford To Punish Them?! Senior Thesis: OK, We're Going On Strike Skills: Charisma Cleaning Creativity Logic Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:14 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 5:49 PM
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Crisis Management
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Crisis Management! Description:Crisis Management aims to survive crisies like volcano eruptions, terrorist attacks, and bumblebee pox epidemics with the minimum loss of life. You are worth 50 lives. Your boss is worth 500 lives. The leader of your country is worth 5,000,000 lives. You have 230 lives before you are sacked. Classes: Prevention Is The Best Treatment: Crisis Aversion Public Relations: Just Don't Tell Them How Bad It Is Dealing With Beurocrats: The "Money Is Not An Object" Clause Dealing With Beurocrats 2: They'll Love You When It's Over "I'm Too Important": The Get-Out Clause "I'm Too Young To Die!": The Failed Get-Out Clause On-The-Ground: Handling A Fire Extinguisher On-The-Ground 2: Why Yelling "DON'T PANIC!!!" Doesn't Work Skills: Logic Charisma Mechanical Creativity Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 5:53 PM
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Dead Languages
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Dead Languages! Description:Dead languages are so named because no-one alive knows how to speak them out loud. There will therefore be very little talking during this course. Classes: Why "How Do Zombies Talk?" Jokes Aren't Funny Learning Not To Ask How Hieroglyphics Are Pronounced Why "Dead" Languages: Evolution In The Mists Of Time With A Dictionary Why "Dead" Languages 2: Pyramid Booby Traps vs Linguists Translating Ancient Texts From The Reference Point "Carwash" Translating The Translation: Why Law Texts Are So Poncily Verbose Practise Text: Reading The Bible In Aramaic Final Tips: If You Can't Get Through The Amexay, Eatchay Skills: Creativity Logic Mechanical Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:15 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 5:56 PM
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Dentistry
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Dentistry! Description:Dentistry is one of the more masochistic of the medical professions. On this course, you will learn just what a huge mistake you have made. Classes: Doorknob Dentistry: A Sueable Offence Custom Painted Instruments: How To Really Scare Your Patients Speaking Dentistian: They'll Never Know You're Discussing Football White Lies: 200 Stickers Saying "Best Teeth In The County!" Practise Aesthetics: Classical Music As Per Psycho Killer Movies Talking To Your Patient Because They Can't Answer Back The Waiting Room: Propaganda Central Graduation: Go And Be Breathed On By Sims With Bad Breath Skills: Cleaning Charisma Mechanical Creativity Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 5:59 PM
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E-Business
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Updated 3/2/08, spelling mistake E-Business! Description:The purpose of any good E-Business is to make people pay for something they can't see before purchase, and wouldn't want if they could. Sell crap, they'll still come back! Classes: Advantages Of E-Business: They Can't Egg The Shop Advantages Of E-Business 2: Malaysian Servers Client Privacy: Why You Don't Put Customer E-Mails On The Front Page Client Privacy 2: If They Can't Prove It Was You, It Wasn't Terminology: Why "Subscriber" Sounds Better Than "Fleeced Sucker" Terminology 2: Tautology: All Gifts Are Free, But "Free Gift" Sounds Good Maximising Profit: The Hit And Run Technique Maximising Profit 2: Terminological Inexactitude Skills: Creativity Charisma Logic Cooking Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:16 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 6:02 PM
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Education
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Education! Description:Education: the fine art of teaching. One might say it is easy, just give them a textbook and a pencil and go drink in the cupboard. But there is far more to it than that! Textbooks §40. Pencils provided. Professor may be absent during some lessons. Classes: Basic Prerequesites: Yell Training Basic Prerequesites 2: Developing Illegible Handwriting Primary Teaching: The Listening Hat Primary Teaching 2: Using Pretty Colours To Your Advantage Secondary School Teaching: Warnings, The Naughty Desk, And Detention Secondary School Teaching 2: When In Doubt, Watch A Video How To Avoid Student Wrestling Matches How To Win Student Wrestling Matches When They Just Can't Be Helped Skills: Charisma Creativity Cleaning Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:06 PM
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Electrical Engineering
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Electrical Engineering! Description:Electrical Engineering: How to fix and create electrical devices without causing the apocalypse, or at least without killing yourself. Classes: Repeatedly Stating That Abuse Of Soldering Irons Will Get You Expelled Zzzzap: What Not To Do With A 12V Battery Understanding Electric Currents: And The Little One Said "Roll Over" Earth Wires: Passing The Buck Understanding Resistance: So Ohms Don't Lead To "Oh Noes!" Energy Transfer Efficiency: Roasting Marshmallows Over Power Lines Engineering Life Skills: Hotwiring A Car Engineering Death Skills: Don't Cut That One! Skills: Mechanical Logic Cleaning Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:09 PM
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Fashion
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Fashion! Description:The fickle world of fashion, in which enthusiastic Sims play dress-up with walking sticky-dolls; what more profound a university major could there be?! Classes: Less != More, Less = Good! False Fur: How Not To Have Your House Blown Up First Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Draping Second Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Redraping Pre-Sewing Preparation: Stitch-Picking Practise Pre-Sewing Preparation 2: Sewing In A Straight Line Choosing A Model: Masochists Are Best Disaster Management: Firing Your Model, Staff, and Milkman Skills: Creativity Mechanical Body Charisma Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:14 PM
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Film & Media
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Film & Media! Description:The study of all things seen on a television screen. Copy of the Radio Times not required. All those who bring popcorn will be kicked out. Classes: No, We Don't Just Sit And Watch Films. Throw That Popcorn Away. Data Collection: Viewing Example Material. Crunch, Crunch. Why Subliminal (Marty For Head Boy!) Advertising Is Bad Why Subliminal (Steal That Guy's Wallet!) Advertising Is Also Illegal Advertising: Buy Our Cereal And You Will Live A Perfect Life! Cameramanship: Zoom! Pan! Tilt! Brake! Aaaahhh! Exploring The Moral Message Of The Honda Advert (See here to understand that one) Final Project: Data Collection Skills: Creativity Mechanical Charisma Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:20 PM
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Games Engineering
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Games Engineering! Description:Games Engineering; the (lost) art of making games that people actually WANT to play. Learn how to use cheapskate methods to create games that look good on the box, because once the sucker's bought it, you can take their money and run. Classes: Introduction: Why Is Tomb Raider So Popular? The Science Of Guns And Boobs Introduction 2: 'Studying' Popular Games Aesthetics: IF Control Panel >= Viewspace THEN You == Sucker Aesthetics 2: Covering Up Bad Texturing With Mist And Mirage Economy: Getting Away With A Cheapskate Physics Engine Through The Strategic Use Of FMVs Economy 2: Don't Print The Instructions, It'll Add Challenge To The Game Deceit: If You Don't Call Them "In-Game" Screenshots, You Can Make Them In Anything Deceit 2: "Next-Gen" Doesn't Actually Have A Dictionary Definition Skills: Creativity Logic Mechanical Charisma Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:24 PM
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Genetic Science
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Genetic Science! Description:Genetic Science: Learn why you are what you are and why everyone else is not what you are. Classes: Base Pairs: The Greatest Lego Ever Made Genetic Anomalies: Albinism, Dwarfism, And Crazy Mismatched Eyes Lab Practise: Splice, Not Slice! Hereditary Diseases: Why Does My Kid Take After Its Father? Gene Splicing: The Art Of Making Frankenstein's Monster Designer Babies: How To Cripple The Human Race Why Your Girlfriend Snorts When She Laughs Genetic Mutation: Haemophilia Or Lycanthropy? Skills: Logic Mechanical Cleaning Cooking Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:27 PM
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Geography
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Geography! Description:Geography's purest meaning may be found in the word itself. Geo = earth, graphy = stuff. Sign up to this course if you wish to learn stuff about the Earth! Classes: Maps: Working Out Which Way Is North Maps 2: What Do All The Pretty Pictures Mean? World Geography: There Are Seven Continents. Antarctica Counts Too. World Geography 2: Correctly Spelling Reykjavik Does Not Make you Cool Tectonics: The Whole World Is Cracking Up Tectonics 2: What Happens When The Earth Leaks Safe Operation Case Study: It All Went Pear-Shaped At Pompeii Senior Field Trip: Earthquakes Up Close Skills: Mechanical Logic Body Cleaning Back to top |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:31 PM
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Government
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Government! Description:Working in Government means fast thinking, fast talking, no morals, and an aptitude for "terminological inexactitude". The application form for this course will filter out any honest candidates (note question 12 "Are you a responsible adult?") Classes: The Basics: Nobody Likes You. Nobody! The Basics 2: No Sneezing Without Approval Bureaucracy: Why Your Secretary's Secretary Has More Power Than You Bureaucracy 2: Yes, The Senate Can Control Your Bubble Bath Usage Treading On Eggshells: "Due To Unforeseeable Circumstances..." Treading On Eggshells 2: Terminological Inexactitude Democracy: The Least Bad For Them Totalitarianism: The Least Bad For You Skills: Charisma Creativity Logic Cleaning Back to top |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:34 PM
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International Relationships & Diplomacy
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International Relationships & Diplomacy! Description:Diplomacy: The art of making people give you what you want without realising they're doing it. International relations: The art of not starting a war afterwards. Classes: Babysitting Superiors: Is She Really Pregnant? Babysitting Superiors 2: Rude Gestures In 600 Languages Stalling Techniques: Arranging A Party At Short Notice Stalling Techniques 2: Convincing Sudden Illnesses Handling Compromises: Pretending To Be Satisfied Handling Compromises 2: The Art Of Spin Negotiation: Realising They Don't Care About Moral Arguments Negotiation 2: Making A Bad Deal Sound Good Skills: Charisma Creativity Cooking Body Back to top |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:38 PM
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Journalism
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Journalism! Description:Journalism: the practise of telling lies... legally! Good writing skills, a dose of cynicism, and a complete lack of moral fibre are required for this course. Classes: The Sports Column: All About Footballer's Wives The Movie Column: Never Give A Good Review Misrepresentation: Misquotes And The Power Of Context Misrepresentation 2: Who Needs Denominators Anyway? When To Break: The Fine Line Between Perfection And Prosecution What To Break: Is Fine >= Money To Be Made Off Libelous Story? Speed Typing: Dead Story, Dead Line, Dead Journalist The "Fairy Thief" Of Journalism: An Unnamed Government Insider Skills: Creativity Charisma Mechanical Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:41 PM
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Languages
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Languages! Description:This course will provide you with all the tools you need to communicate efficiently with anyone! (Note: ghosts and blind deafmutes not included) Classes: Basic Communication 1: Point And Smile Basic Communication 2: S-p-e-a-k-i-n-g V-e-r-y S-l-o-w-l-y Intermediates 1: Phrasebooks And Dictionaries Intermediates 2: Looking Hopeless Until Someone Takes Pity On You Advanced 1: Je suis desolé, je ne parle pas français! Advanced 2: Entshuldigung, aber ich spreche keine Deutsch! Conclusion: If You Wanted To Learn A Language, Wrong Course! Fieldwork: Hitchhiking From Portugal To Poland Skills: Charisma Creativity Logic Mechanical Back to top Updated 03/09/07 to fix a spelling error in german |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:22 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 6:43 PM
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Law
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Law! Description: Law is a vast universe of large, incomprehensible books and stacks of paper that seem magnetically attracted to your desk (but not to you). This course aims to teach you how to manipulate the justice system in order to survive for as long as possible without being arrested for perjury. Classes: Criminal Law: Not For The Morally Discriminate Family Law: Back To "It Was Too Your Fault!" Corporate Law: Helping Big Businesses Break The Law International Law: Your Opportunity To Insult Politicians To Their Face Courtroom: Make It Up, You Won't Be Found Out For A Few Hours Courtroom 2: Leading Your Opponent To Make Leading Questions Using A Gavel To Maximum Effect: Concussion For The Sake Of Justice Adjudication: How To Bribe A Jury Skills: Charisma Logic Creativity Cleaning Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:22 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 6:47 PM
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Marine Biology
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Marine Biology! Description: FISHIES! One studying marine biology gains an understanding of the wonders of the world of the ocean, its amazing power and beauty. And yes, you get to look at the pretty fishies... Classes: Introduction: Learning To Swim Introduction 2: Learning Not To Drown Marine Etiquette: You Are Not A Fisherman! Marine Etiquette 2: Don't Walk On The Coral Creature Classification: What Not To Touch Creature Classification 2: Is It Poisonous? Understanding Marine Environments: Like A Fish To Water Advanced Skills: Grow-Your-Own-Gills Skills: Body Logic Cleaning Mechanical Back to top |
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1st Oct 2007, 6:50 PM
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Music
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Music! Description: Understanding and appreciating music, is, well, something that most of today's sims seem to have no notion of. So, instead of wasting time trying to teach students about music, this course attempts to salvage their musical taste and hopefully preserve some sense of musical decency for the next generation. Classes: Learning That The Manufactured Dung You Listen To Isn't Music Learning That There Is Hope For You Yet If A 5 Year Old Could Write It, It's Not Music: The Rule Mozart: The Exception Learning To Play: Free Early Learning Centre Recorders For All! Learning To Play Well: Just Give Up, You Suck Musical Proprietry: No Handel At Your Litte Sister's Party Musical Proprietry 2: Never Play Take 5 At A Funeral Skills: Creativity Charisma Mechanical Body Back to top |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:23 PM.
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