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Featured upload! The Missing Majors Uberpack!

by Nysha Posted 1st Oct 2007 at 4:53 PM - Updated 29th Sep 2011 at 4:19 PM by whiterider
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This download is a custom major. This means that you will need the MajorsMadeEasier mod by FrikaC installed in order to use the download in your game.
This is a featured upload! It showcases the best talent and creativity available on MTS and in the community.
29th March 08 - French Translations now added to everything except Vehicle Immobilisation! Thanks very much to the wonderful Frenchfry for the translations!
DO BE AWARE that some of the french translations may not show up completely ingame - this can't be fixed without rewriting the whole kaboodle. A few mistranslations are also inevitable.


18th Feb 08 - Sociology should now be fixed, please redownload (and feedback!)

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Ok, so the powers of random have deserted me for now. You'd'a thought, after making a Grilled Cheese and a Water Maths major, I might be rather unlikely to ever do something normal. Shows how much I know. In the interest of getting this stupid sensibleness out of my system, I present to you:


The Missing Majors Uberpack!

Having just started college, I've been spending a lot of time reading through curricula for a huge range of subjects. I'm now taking four, and by the Maxis standard of eleven subjects, that would mean that nearly half of my college would be taking at least one of the same subjects as I am. Which, well, they're not.
So I figured it would be kinda nice for those of you who actually play this game to have some realistic courses for your simmies. So I picked 44 subjects, and made from them 30 majors. There is a Bermuda Triangle in my hardrive, oh yes.

The icons are either mine, ripped from Maxis careers, or extracted from the game's UI.

All of these have unique GUIDs, and will not overwrite anything, Maxis or custom. Fairly obviously, University is required. They are compatible with any EP. Yes, they'll work with Seasons, Bon Voyage, even Pets - you just need to have University.
They have all been tested from start to finish, fixed, and tested again. Lots of fun managing a dorm with 30 sims in it. However, I did most of the testing with an aspirin in one hand and a box of tissues in the other; so I may have missed something. If you find a bug, please tell me:
  • Which major the bug is in
  • Which semester the bug is in
  • And obviously what the bug is
Chances are I can fix it in five minutes.

You do need this hack by FrikaC. Read the instructions, it's easy.

So, because I know y'all aren't fond of reading (), on to the downloads. Read it ALL, trust me


Disclaimer: All (or most) of the following descriptions and class titles are in jest. If you have a profession, I've probably insulted it. Don't take it to heart, I'm just a comical cynic.
There is some form of dry humour, sarcasm, reference (to all things ranging from Harry Potter to Stargate), or entirely uncalled for dig at someone in nearly every line. Cookies to anyone who spots them all.
And don't forget to check out the Mickey Mouse course! (bottom of the list)

If you are insane enough to want all of them, lookie here - or you can download the full set from this post (don't ask )!

Enjoy!

Additional Credits:
SimPE, as always
The lovely staff, for several verbose contributions
And the disgusting illness which gave me lazy days off to finish this

You must have the expansion or stuff packs listed below installed to use this custom content. Please see the post text for any exceptions.

University
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Don't forget to Thank the creator after downloading! Use the Thanks button located above the screenshots above.
Basic Download and Install Instructions:

1. Download: Click the download link to save the .rar or .zip file(s) to your computer.

2. Extract: Use WinRAR (Windows) or Stuffit (Mac) to extract the .package file(s) from the .rar or .zip file(s).

3. Place in Downloads Folder: Cut and paste the .package file(s) into your Downloads folder:
  • Windows XP: Documents and Settings\(Current User Account)\My Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Windows Vista/7/8: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\
  • Mac: Users\(Current User Account)\Documents\EA Games\The Sims 2\Downloads\

-or-

4. Place in Program Files: Cut and paste the .package file(s) into your appropriate Install folder:
  • Windows XP: C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\The Sims 2 (Your Latest EP)\TSData\Res\Catalog\Bins
  • Windows Vista/7/8: C:\Program Files\EA GAMES\The Sims 2 (Your Latest EP)\TSData\Res\Catalog\Bins
  • Windows Vista/7/8: C:\Program Files(x86)\EA GAMES\The Sims 2 (Your Latest EP)\TSData\Res\Catalog\Bins
  • Origin: C:\Program Files (x86)\Origin Games\The Sims 2 Ultimate Collection\Fun with Pets\SP9\TSData\Res\Catalog\Bins
  • Mac: APPLICATIONS FOLDER -> THE SIMS 2 -> TSDATA -> RES -> CATALOG


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#2 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:13 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:12 PM.
Default Ancient History
Ancient History!

Description: Ancient History: Stuff that's really really really really, really really old. From Hadrian's haphazard building impulses to Hathor's self-esteem issues, you'll learn it all. No bringing in grandparents as "artifacts".

Classes:
Archaeology: The Only Time Second Hand Faeces Can Make You Famous
Archaeology 2: Telling The Difference - Living Room Or Latrine?

Ancient Warfare: Yes, Sparta Really Was That Cool
Ancient Warfare 2: Roman Armour For The Spineless Deserter

Ancient Deities: Incest, Murder, And Other Benign Behaviours
Ancient Monarchy: Backstabbing By Numbers

Stonehenge: Mortal Enemy Of Anyone Who's Ever Got A Late Mark
The Pyramids: Just Intergalactic Landing Pads?

Skills:
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Mechanical
Logic
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#3 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:19 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:12 PM.
Default Chemistry
Chemistry!

Description:Chemistry: More than just making things change colour and go bang; it's making things change colour and go bang... FOR SCIENCE!!!!

Classes:
Lab Safety: Goggles - More Than Just Looking The Part
Lab Safety 2: Locked Doors And Why We Don't Trust You

Basic Chemical Reactions: Beyond "It Turns Red!"
Bonds And The Breaking Thereof: Atomic Diplomacy

Hazardous Materials: How To Not Die
Hazardous Materials 2: Cleaning Up After Last Semester's "Drop-Outs"

Splitting The Atom: "Not In My Toaster"
Splitting The Atom 2: Now Put It Back Together, You Vandal

Skills:
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Mechanical
Cooking
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#4 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:24 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:13 PM.
Default Communication Technology
Communication Technology!

Description:Communication is something most sims do every day. If not, they tend to be visited by large pink mammals - so study it now and save the lonely embarrassment later.

Classes:
Why It's Not Just Communication: No Yelling In Class!
Practical Work: The Can And String

Communication Through Time: Messengers To Messenger
Communication Through Time 2: Time Capsules And Their Redundancy

Archaic Communication: And You Thought Ambulances Were Slow Now
Archaic Communication 2: Entrusting Secret Papers To Curious Children

Modern Communication: The Main Cause Of Divorce
Modern Communication 2: 1z th15 rly cmun1c4t10n??????????lulz

Skills:
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#5 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:28 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:13 PM.
Default Computing
Computing!

Description:Delve into the mysterious world of error messages, BSODs and overheating hardware. Never before have you seen such chaos and calamity as you will in a lecture hall full of computer illiterate students fretting over a piece of software which doesn't have the word "Microsoft" in its name. sux2bu!

Classes:
Disillusionment: TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is NoT cOoL
Disillusionment 2: Firefox Doesn't Launch Nukes

PC Health: Don't Put The Computer Next To The Fire
PC Health 2: You Have NOT Won §1,000,000!

Troubleshooting: Beyond Switching It Off And On Again
Troubleshooting 2: What To Do When You ARE The Repair Shop

Computer Mastery: Installing RAM
Computer Mastery 2: Touch Typing!

Skills:
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Logic
Cleaning
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#6 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:32 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:14 PM.
Default Construction
Construction!

Description:Construction is the art of making tall things that won't fall over. This course will test your integrity, constructive thinking skills and roof tiling ability by teaching you (almost) nothing about the subject.

Classes:
The Essentials: Foundations And Supporting Walls
The Essentials 2: Leaving Gaps For The Windows

Why Skimping Is Bad: Mortar Or Mortality
Why Skimping Is Good: What They Can't See Won't Hurt Them

Construction For Sadists: The "I'm Moving To A Hotel!" Stage
Construction For Paranoid Sims: Storing Equipment On Wet Concrete

Repelling Unwelcome Custom: Invoice Errors
Repelling Unwelcome Custom 2: The Cemented Cat Faux Pas

Skills:
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Body
Cleaning
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#7 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:35 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:14 PM.
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Criminal Justice!

Description:Criminal Justice: The dealing out of cable TV, gourmet food, and high speed internet to the "scum" of society. Oh, and justice, too. Yeah. That.

Classes:
Unit 1: What Is A Crime?
Unit 2: What Is A Criminal?

Unit 3: Should We Punish Them?
Unit 4: How Should We Punish Them?

Unit 5: But We Can't Afford To Punish Them!
Prison Field Visit: Watching Sky Sports In A High-Tech Gym

Unit 6: Damnit Why Can't We Afford To Punish Them?!
Senior Thesis: OK, We're Going On Strike

Skills:
Charisma
Cleaning
Creativity
Logic



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#8 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:49 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:14 PM.
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Crisis Management!

Description:Crisis Management aims to survive crisies like volcano eruptions, terrorist attacks, and bumblebee pox epidemics with the minimum loss of life. You are worth 50 lives. Your boss is worth 500 lives. The leader of your country is worth 5,000,000 lives. You have 230 lives before you are sacked.

Classes:
Prevention Is The Best Treatment: Crisis Aversion
Public Relations: Just Don't Tell Them How Bad It Is

Dealing With Beurocrats: The "Money Is Not An Object" Clause
Dealing With Beurocrats 2: They'll Love You When It's Over

"I'm Too Important": The Get-Out Clause
"I'm Too Young To Die!": The Failed Get-Out Clause

On-The-Ground: Handling A Fire Extinguisher
On-The-Ground 2: Why Yelling "DON'T PANIC!!!" Doesn't Work

Skills:
Logic
Charisma
Mechanical
Creativity



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#9 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:53 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:15 PM.
Default Dead Languages
Dead Languages!

Description:Dead languages are so named because no-one alive knows how to speak them out loud. There will therefore be very little talking during this course.

Classes:
Why "How Do Zombies Talk?" Jokes Aren't Funny
Learning Not To Ask How Hieroglyphics Are Pronounced

Why "Dead" Languages: Evolution In The Mists Of Time With A Dictionary
Why "Dead" Languages 2: Pyramid Booby Traps vs Linguists

Translating Ancient Texts From The Reference Point "Carwash"
Translating The Translation: Why Law Texts Are So Poncily Verbose

Practise Text: Reading The Bible In Aramaic
Final Tips: If You Can't Get Through The Amexay, Eatchay

Skills:
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Logic
Mechanical
Body



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#10 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:56 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:15 PM.
Default Dentistry
Dentistry!

Description:Dentistry is one of the more masochistic of the medical professions. On this course, you will learn just what a huge mistake you have made.

Classes:
Doorknob Dentistry: A Sueable Offence
Custom Painted Instruments: How To Really Scare Your Patients

Speaking Dentistian: They'll Never Know You're Discussing Football
White Lies: 200 Stickers Saying "Best Teeth In The County!"

Practise Aesthetics: Classical Music As Per Psycho Killer Movies
Talking To Your Patient Because They Can't Answer Back

The Waiting Room: Propaganda Central
Graduation: Go And Be Breathed On By Sims With Bad Breath

Skills:
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Charisma
Mechanical
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#11 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 5:59 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:16 PM.
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Updated 3/2/08, spelling mistake

E-Business!

Description:The purpose of any good E-Business is to make people pay for something they can't see before purchase, and wouldn't want if they could. Sell crap, they'll still come back!

Classes:
Advantages Of E-Business: They Can't Egg The Shop
Advantages Of E-Business 2: Malaysian Servers

Client Privacy: Why You Don't Put Customer E-Mails On The Front Page
Client Privacy 2: If They Can't Prove It Was You, It Wasn't

Terminology: Why "Subscriber" Sounds Better Than "Fleeced Sucker"
Terminology 2: Tautology: All Gifts Are Free, But "Free Gift" Sounds Good

Maximising Profit: The Hit And Run Technique
Maximising Profit 2: Terminological Inexactitude

Skills:
Creativity
Charisma
Logic
Cooking



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#12 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:02 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:16 PM.
Default Education
Education!

Description:Education: the fine art of teaching. One might say it is easy, just give them a textbook and a pencil and go drink in the cupboard. But there is far more to it than that! Textbooks §40. Pencils provided. Professor may be absent during some lessons.

Classes:
Basic Prerequesites: Yell Training
Basic Prerequesites 2: Developing Illegible Handwriting

Primary Teaching: The Listening Hat
Primary Teaching 2: Using Pretty Colours To Your Advantage

Secondary School Teaching: Warnings, The Naughty Desk, And Detention
Secondary School Teaching 2: When In Doubt, Watch A Video

How To Avoid Student Wrestling Matches
How To Win Student Wrestling Matches When They Just Can't Be Helped

Skills:
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Creativity
Cleaning
Body



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#13 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:06 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:17 PM.
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Electrical Engineering!

Description:Electrical Engineering: How to fix and create electrical devices without causing the apocalypse, or at least without killing yourself.

Classes:
Repeatedly Stating That Abuse Of Soldering Irons Will Get You Expelled
Zzzzap: What Not To Do With A 12V Battery

Understanding Electric Currents: And The Little One Said "Roll Over"
Earth Wires: Passing The Buck

Understanding Resistance: So Ohms Don't Lead To "Oh Noes!"
Energy Transfer Efficiency: Roasting Marshmallows Over Power Lines

Engineering Life Skills: Hotwiring A Car
Engineering Death Skills: Don't Cut That One!

Skills:
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Logic
Cleaning
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#14 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:09 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:17 PM.
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Fashion!

Description:The fickle world of fashion, in which enthusiastic Sims play dress-up with walking sticky-dolls; what more profound a university major could there be?!

Classes:
Less != More, Less = Good!
False Fur: How Not To Have Your House Blown Up

First Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Draping
Second Steps Of Creation: Artistic Fabric Redraping

Pre-Sewing Preparation: Stitch-Picking Practise
Pre-Sewing Preparation 2: Sewing In A Straight Line

Choosing A Model: Masochists Are Best
Disaster Management: Firing Your Model, Staff, and Milkman

Skills:
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Mechanical
Body
Charisma



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#15 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:14 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:17 PM.
Default Film & Media
Film & Media!

Description:The study of all things seen on a television screen. Copy of the Radio Times not required. All those who bring popcorn will be kicked out.

Classes:
No, We Don't Just Sit And Watch Films. Throw That Popcorn Away.
Data Collection: Viewing Example Material. Crunch, Crunch.

Why Subliminal (Marty For Head Boy!) Advertising Is Bad
Why Subliminal (Steal That Guy's Wallet!) Advertising Is Also Illegal

Advertising: Buy Our Cereal And You Will Live A Perfect Life!
Cameramanship: Zoom! Pan! Tilt! Brake! Aaaahhh!

Exploring The Moral Message Of The Honda Advert (See here to understand that one)
Final Project: Data Collection

Skills:
Creativity
Mechanical
Charisma
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#16 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:20 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:18 PM.
Default Games Engineering
Games Engineering!

Description:Games Engineering; the (lost) art of making games that people actually WANT to play. Learn how to use cheapskate methods to create games that look good on the box, because once the sucker's bought it, you can take their money and run.

Classes:
Introduction: Why Is Tomb Raider So Popular? The Science Of Guns And Boobs
Introduction 2: 'Studying' Popular Games

Aesthetics: IF Control Panel >= Viewspace THEN You == Sucker
Aesthetics 2: Covering Up Bad Texturing With Mist And Mirage

Economy: Getting Away With A Cheapskate Physics Engine Through The Strategic Use Of FMVs
Economy 2: Don't Print The Instructions, It'll Add Challenge To The Game

Deceit: If You Don't Call Them "In-Game" Screenshots, You Can Make Them In Anything
Deceit 2: "Next-Gen" Doesn't Actually Have A Dictionary Definition

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Creativity
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#17 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:24 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:18 PM.
Default Genetic Science
Genetic Science!

Description:Genetic Science: Learn why you are what you are and why everyone else is not what you are.

Classes:
Base Pairs: The Greatest Lego Ever Made
Genetic Anomalies: Albinism, Dwarfism, And Crazy Mismatched Eyes

Lab Practise: Splice, Not Slice!
Hereditary Diseases: Why Does My Kid Take After Its Father?

Gene Splicing: The Art Of Making Frankenstein's Monster
Designer Babies: How To Cripple The Human Race

Why Your Girlfriend Snorts When She Laughs
Genetic Mutation: Haemophilia Or Lycanthropy?

Skills:
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Mechanical
Cleaning
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#18 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:27 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:19 PM.
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Geography!

Description:Geography's purest meaning may be found in the word itself. Geo = earth, graphy = stuff. Sign up to this course if you wish to learn stuff about the Earth!

Classes:
Maps: Working Out Which Way Is North
Maps 2: What Do All The Pretty Pictures Mean?

World Geography: There Are Seven Continents. Antarctica Counts Too.
World Geography 2: Correctly Spelling Reykjavik Does Not Make you Cool

Tectonics: The Whole World Is Cracking Up
Tectonics 2: What Happens When The Earth Leaks

Safe Operation Case Study: It All Went Pear-Shaped At Pompeii
Senior Field Trip: Earthquakes Up Close

Skills:
Mechanical
Logic
Body
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#19 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:31 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:19 PM.
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Government!

Description:Working in Government means fast thinking, fast talking, no morals, and an aptitude for "terminological inexactitude". The application form for this course will filter out any honest candidates (note question 12 "Are you a responsible adult?")

Classes:
The Basics: Nobody Likes You. Nobody!
The Basics 2: No Sneezing Without Approval

Bureaucracy: Why Your Secretary's Secretary Has More Power Than You
Bureaucracy 2: Yes, The Senate Can Control Your Bubble Bath Usage

Treading On Eggshells: "Due To Unforeseeable Circumstances..."
Treading On Eggshells 2: Terminological Inexactitude

Democracy: The Least Bad For Them
Totalitarianism: The Least Bad For You

Skills:
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Creativity
Logic
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#20 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:34 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:20 PM.
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International Relationships & Diplomacy!

Description:Diplomacy: The art of making people give you what you want without realising they're doing it. International relations: The art of not starting a war afterwards.

Classes:
Babysitting Superiors: Is She Really Pregnant?
Babysitting Superiors 2: Rude Gestures In 600 Languages

Stalling Techniques: Arranging A Party At Short Notice
Stalling Techniques 2: Convincing Sudden Illnesses

Handling Compromises: Pretending To Be Satisfied
Handling Compromises 2: The Art Of Spin

Negotiation: Realising They Don't Care About Moral Arguments
Negotiation 2: Making A Bad Deal Sound Good

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#21 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:38 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:21 PM.
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Journalism!

Description:Journalism: the practise of telling lies... legally! Good writing skills, a dose of cynicism, and a complete lack of moral fibre are required for this course.

Classes:
The Sports Column: All About Footballer's Wives
The Movie Column: Never Give A Good Review

Misrepresentation: Misquotes And The Power Of Context
Misrepresentation 2: Who Needs Denominators Anyway?

When To Break: The Fine Line Between Perfection And Prosecution
What To Break: Is Fine >= Money To Be Made Off Libelous Story?

Speed Typing: Dead Story, Dead Line, Dead Journalist
The "Fairy Thief" Of Journalism: An Unnamed Government Insider

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#22 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:41 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:22 PM.
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Languages!

Description:This course will provide you with all the tools you need to communicate efficiently with anyone! (Note: ghosts and blind deafmutes not included)

Classes:
Basic Communication 1: Point And Smile
Basic Communication 2: S-p-e-a-k-i-n-g V-e-r-y S-l-o-w-l-y

Intermediates 1: Phrasebooks And Dictionaries
Intermediates 2: Looking Hopeless Until Someone Takes Pity On You

Advanced 1: Je suis desolé, je ne parle pas français!
Advanced 2: Entshuldigung, aber ich spreche keine Deutsch!

Conclusion: If You Wanted To Learn A Language, Wrong Course!
Fieldwork: Hitchhiking From Portugal To Poland

Skills:
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Creativity
Logic
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#23 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:43 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:22 PM.
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Law!

Description: Law is a vast universe of large, incomprehensible books and stacks of paper that seem magnetically attracted to your desk (but not to you). This course aims to teach you how to manipulate the justice system in order to survive for as long as possible without being arrested for perjury.

Classes:
Criminal Law: Not For The Morally Discriminate
Family Law: Back To "It Was Too Your Fault!"

Corporate Law: Helping Big Businesses Break The Law
International Law: Your Opportunity To Insult Politicians To Their Face

Courtroom: Make It Up, You Won't Be Found Out For A Few Hours
Courtroom 2: Leading Your Opponent To Make Leading Questions

Using A Gavel To Maximum Effect: Concussion For The Sake Of Justice
Adjudication: How To Bribe A Jury

Skills:
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Logic
Creativity
Cleaning



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#24 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:47 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:23 PM.
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Marine Biology!

Description: FISHIES! One studying marine biology gains an understanding of the wonders of the world of the ocean, its amazing power and beauty. And yes, you get to look at the pretty fishies...

Classes:
Introduction: Learning To Swim
Introduction 2: Learning Not To Drown

Marine Etiquette: You Are Not A Fisherman!
Marine Etiquette 2: Don't Walk On The Coral

Creature Classification: What Not To Touch
Creature Classification 2: Is It Poisonous?

Understanding Marine Environments: Like A Fish To Water
Advanced Skills: Grow-Your-Own-Gills

Skills:
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Logic
Cleaning
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#25 Old 1st Oct 2007 at 6:50 PM Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 8:23 PM.
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Music!

Description: Understanding and appreciating music, is, well, something that most of today's sims seem to have no notion of. So, instead of wasting time trying to teach students about music, this course attempts to salvage their musical taste and hopefully preserve some sense of musical decency for the next generation.

Classes:
Learning That The Manufactured Dung You Listen To Isn't Music
Learning That There Is Hope For You Yet

If A 5 Year Old Could Write It, It's Not Music: The Rule
Mozart: The Exception

Learning To Play: Free Early Learning Centre Recorders For All!
Learning To Play Well: Just Give Up, You Suck

Musical Proprietry: No Handel At Your Litte Sister's Party
Musical Proprietry 2: Never Play Take 5 At A Funeral

Skills:
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