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29th March 08 - French Translations now added to everything except Vehicle Immobilisation! Thanks very much to the wonderful 
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1st Oct 2007, 07:24 PM
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 Nursing
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| whiterider |
Nursing! Description: Nursing is a hard, gritty, repetitive job involving some of the most disgusting substances known to simkind. But look on the bright side! You get to... er... well... actually... Classes: Introduction: Accepting That You Will Spend Your Whole Life Cleaning Introduction 2: Being Nice To Jackass Superiors Key Skills: Cleaning Bedsheets Key Skills 2: Cleaning More Bedsheets Dealing With Difficult Patients: The Wonders Of Ketamine The Friday Night Shift: Avoidance Tips Most Common Diagnosies: Drunk, Dumb, Dead Placement: Cleaning Bedsheets Skills: Cleaning Body Charisma Mechanical Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 08:27 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 07:28 PM
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Performing Arts
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| whiterider |
Performing Arts! Description: Performing Arts: The art of performing, you'd never have guessed! No using your acting "skills" to pretend to have a nervous breakdown. Classes: Singing: There's A Strangled Cat In My Throat! Singing Well: How To Hide The Fact That You Can't Dancing: Just Count Yourself Lucky You Don't Have THREE Left Feet Dancing Well: Sometimes A Cyborg Is The Only Option Acting: Pretending That You Can Act Acting Well: Pretending That You're Not Pretending That You Can Act Performing: The Sticky Bit Performing Well: You?! Ha! Skills: Creativity Charisma Body Mechanical Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 08:27 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 07:31 PM
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Sociology
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Updated 18/2/08, tentative critical fix Sociology! Description: Sociology: the study of people and why they are stupid. Really stupid. Classes: The Bystander Effect: Instinctual Passing The Buck Crowd Psychology: The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups Conformity: How To Make People Stupid Cliques And Individualists: How To Make People Stupider Sociological Deviance: The Main Cause Of Sociological Conformity Sociological Conformity: The Main Cause Of Sociological Deviance Laissez-Faire: The Common Enemy Collective Social Greed: Communism And Why It Will Never Work Skills: Creativity Logic Cleaning Body Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 08:27 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 07:34 PM
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| whiterider |
Sport Studies! Description: Sport Studies: Discover the wonder and joy of running round a 20m track eight hundred times, with not a single life-threatening accident to make your journey to perfection (or early death) one iota less boring! Classes: Warm-Ups: Because We Wouldn't Want To Exercise In The Cold Cardiovascular Routines: If It Doesn't Kill You, You're Good Trippy Sports: The Grey-Out Time Distortion Techniques: Because That Field Is Pretty Repetitive Artificial Success: Shortcuts In Subterfuge Sport Specialisation: Pick The Least Embarrassing Cool-Downs: Because We're Not Cold Enough Already The Final Test: Graduated Or Dead? Skills: Body Creativity Mechanical Charisma Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 08:28 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 07:37 PM
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Webdesign
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Webdesign! Description: Webdesign: you'd have thought anyone could do it, but apparently not. This course aims to reduce the number of fugly websites out there. Mouse and keyboard skills required. Brain optional. Classes: How Not To Suck: Watermark Backgrounds Are Not Your Friend How Not To Suck 2: Loopy Music Causes Instant Head Asplosion How To Link: Flashing Text Slept With Your Partner How To Link 2: 5 Point Font Slept With ALL Your Partners The Fine Art of Formatting: Less Boxes, It's Not An Advent Calendar The Fine Art of Farmatting 2: Dayglow Is Only Good In Moderation Advanced Site Structure: Hiding Admin Controls From Non-Admins Advanced Site Structure 2: It's index.html, Not homepage.website Skills: Creativity Mechanical Logic Charisma Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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Last edited by whiterider : 29th Mar 2008 at 08:28 PM.
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1st Oct 2007, 07:44 PM
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Mickey Mouse Course - Vehicle Immobilisation!!
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| whiterider |
And finally, our very own mickey mouse course... Vehicle Immobilsation! As always, politicians in Britain are criticising everything and doing nothing. The term Mickey Mouse Degrees was coined by one such politician - and means courses which aren't fit to be studied at a university. I tried to make this course like the Undeclared course, in that you'd have to switch at the beginning of Junior year - but that turned out to be more difficult than I expected. So instead, here is your perfectly average, perfectly useless, Mickey Mouse Course! Description: Vehicle Immobilisation: 'Ow to stop cars from movin' like. Classes: "Prerequisite" Skills: Reading "Prerequisite" Skills: Counting Immobilisation Procedure: Writing A Ticket Immobilisation Procedure 2: Clamping A Tyre Twiddling Thumbs Playing Penlid Hockey Sticking Stuff To The Ceiling It's Finally Over! Skills: Creativity Body Mechanical Cleaning Back to top |
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"On the page, punctuation performs its grammatical function, but in the mind of the reader it does more than that. It tells the reader how to hum the tune." - Lynn Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves |
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1st Oct 2007, 08:20 PM
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HystericalParoxysm
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You are nuts, and I love you. This must have been a TON of work. Looks great! Might actually convince me to download some majors now. 
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1st Oct 2007, 08:47 PM
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Mouse
Lab Assistant
Join Date: May 2005 |
After reading through every single major information post, I can't think of a thing to say, except: Wow! And THANK YOU! :D |
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The Possibilities are Endless ----------------------- |
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1st Oct 2007, 08:55 PM
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Xekuna
Test Subject
Join Date: Dec 2006 |
Wow! This must have taken forever!! Great job! GREAT JOB! :D |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:00 PM
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Sorez of Doom
Test Subject
Join Date: Jan 2007 |
"Genetic Mutation: Haemophilia Or Lycanthropy?" ---> Queen Victoria? Also, the cynicism makes me happy. Very happy. |
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"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities." - Mark Twain |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:02 PM
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crowridgestudio
Field Researcher
Join Date: Nov 2004 |
Y'know, I went and removed the few custom majors I had installed, like a year or more ago, since I just don't play University much--but I guess I have to have custom majors again, cuz well....this is just too great a set  I love your sense of humor-- Quote:
With stuff like that in the class descriptions, how can I now download them?  Must have taken you forever, thanks for all the effort! Cheers, Suzanne |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:07 PM
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venusdemilosimmer
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Dec 2005 |
This is great! I haven't used a custom major since before I installed Seasons, but I think you've convinced me to start up again. Just one eentsy beentsy little request (that you don't necessarily have to listen to) -- is it at all possible you can provide all these majors in one file? Thanks bunches and thanks again for the majors. |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:09 PM
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kecr101
Test Subject
Join Date: Apr 2007 |
Ooh! Thank you so much for all the great majors! |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:12 PM
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Rough_and_Toothless
Test Subject
Join Date: Mar 2006 |
Ah, I dunno - Plasticbox's Baskerville and now your University "majors"! Can the Sims get any more intelligent than this!? Excellent stuff! |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:19 PM
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eedgan
Forum Resident
Join Date: Jan 2006 |
I found it very entertaining to simply read you descriptions. Seems like alot of time and effort went into this endevour... thanks. |
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Anonymous Sideways Garage Tutorial |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:33 PM
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baggycat
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Join Date: Aug 2006 |
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How can I not download this? He he he. Thanks! Must've taken you forever. |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:46 PM
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simsmart
Test Subject
Join Date: Apr 2006 |
Can you put it all in one rar? |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:48 PM
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babydawl1880
Forum Resident
Join Date: Apr 2005 |
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Exactly where my mind went  In fact, I pointed & said outloud, "Doctor Who! Ha!"But, that's not the point. The point is, this is awesome. So much work & very appreciated! Thank you! ~Emma |
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1st Oct 2007, 09:48 PM
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Petchy
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'How Not To Suck 2: Loopy Music Causes Instant Head Asplosion' Too true! Thanks whiterider, I can't belive how much stuff this is! How long did It take you? you must of been so bored, then again, how elce can you explain the constant scarcasm? 
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1st Oct 2007, 09:58 PM
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mainegal32
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Aug 2005 |
Wow! I too had a great time reading through your descriptions on each and every major! I have never downloaded a custom major before but after this one, I found the Majors made easy hack and went on a downloading frenzy of your new majors! Thank you for all your hard work on this one! |
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~ Sam ~ |
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1st Oct 2007, 10:06 PM
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LettuceMermaid
Test Subject
Join Date: Jun 2006 |
I'm in the same boat as everyone else - I've never downloaded a custom major before, but with such well written pieces, how in the world can I resist?! |
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1st Oct 2007, 10:36 PM
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edejan
Mad Poster
Join Date: Dec 2006 |
Good God! You deserve a degree for this massive and expansive download!!! I must have Dead Languages. That was my favorite in college and the more useless a college degree, the better (and more realistic). You definitely deserve a Featured Item nomination for this! |
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1st Oct 2007, 10:51 PM
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Willocrisp
Test Subject
Join Date: Sep 2007 |
You are insanely, unbeilievably awesome, my friend...I salute you. Oh- and you're also undeniably funny.  And now I have more majors in game than I know what to do with! |
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1st Oct 2007, 10:54 PM
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SimsStuff
Test Subject
Join Date: Mar 2007 |
I LOVE IT, Simple as... I download clothing, hacks and objects generally but this is No. 1 on my Downloads To-Do list! Thank you ever so much! |
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1st Oct 2007, 10:59 PM
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bluemoon11
Lab Assistant
Join Date: Jul 2006 |
Thank you! I never understood why there were physics and biology majors but not chemistry. This looks like it took sooo long to do, but you did a great job! Thanks for making the icons match the other major and career icons. I never download custom majors but in this case I will have to make an exception =) |
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