Life with Brandon Langston

[MagicBeans]

Before you start reading, I should let you in on just a few things:

1. This is simply a joke, that I've now taken way too far to be normal sane behavior. Feel free to point and laugh.
2. The story is done in comic book style, or my version of comic book style. It'll have a short quip at beginning, followed by the "comic book". Click on the image to bring up the full size.

This is for you, FP. Enjoy it. ;)

On with the show.

This is the story of Brandon Langston. Brandon is Cop Wannabe (aka security guard) at the local Piggly Wiggly. Brandon is also a lonely guy. Poor Brandon.

Then one day, a red head with freckles and nerdy glasses walked in to the Piggly Wiggly to get some Mikes Hard Lemonade. Yum. It was love at first woohoo.

http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch1_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch1.jpg)

(sorry FP, ch 1 will be a bit redundant for you lol)

Chapter 2 coming soon...

[flyingpigeon_SC]

:lol:

"I hope I meet a red head with freckles and nerdy glasses."
Brandon is like that in my game too! He says what he wants, and BAM! He has it. Spoiled brat :laugh:

Great story! I can't wait to read more :D

[pacotacoplayer]

Wow....lol that was short and quick! :P

lol This could get interesting....XD

[MagicBeans]

Well. I hate to admit it but...I have Ch 2 ready I just ummm, can't figure out how to get it on here. :dunce: They were supposed to be put up here together.

[MagicBeans]

Another note: When I initially started this, I never intended to write a story about it, so the pictures are few and far between. That's why for the first two chapters it's mostly baby/kid shots since I was only taking them to show off how cute they were. It gets better. Hopefully.

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In this chapter, the kids are growing up, Suzy is growing out (hehe), and Brandon is hard at work for his next promotion.

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http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch2_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch2.jpg)

Ch. 3 is when things really get interesting and will be posted shortly.

[Tosh]

:lol: I love it, and the baby is so cute ^^ Well... *cough* Babies I should say.

[Ghost sdoj]

I like it, but it's a little hard to read the dialogue on the pictures.

[MagicBeans]

Even after you click on the image to see the full size Ghost?

[yoaiamica]

This is soooo coool! Love it! 5 little star because Brandon is so shmexy.

[MagicBeans]

:laugh: Yes, I think Brandon is the best part to the whole story LOL!

Thanks Yoaiamica!

[Kakashi_Hatake_SC]

LMAO This is good, Magic you're not right :D *Laughs*. the piggly wiggly part cracked me up i live in Oklahoma so there's like a billion of those.

[MagicBeans]

LMAO This is good, Magic you're not right :D

Thank you for the compliment! :laugh: Chapter 3 (and possibly 4) coming out today...

[MagicBeans]

Another note: I use the Casual Romance hack, so I don't make decisions on things like woohoo, and pregnancy. Brandon and Suzy do that themselves. A lot. :hmm: Just wanted to put that out there so that you don't think I'm some kind of ... yeah.

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In this chapter, their oldest child and only daughter Calista celebrates her teen birthday, while her parents take a little unplanned trip. This leads Brandon in a not-so-happy place. You also get a little taste of their twins boys, Drew & Drake. Err...Drake & Drew. *scratching head*

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http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch3_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch3.jpg)

[MagicBeans]

In this chapter, baby # 5 is born, leaving Suzy with more testosterone in the house then she bargained for. Some general repairs are made around the house, and hmm...is someone a little jealous?

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http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch4_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch4.jpg)

*I forgot to add in the strip, that the baby's name is Evan. But is anyone really able to keep track at this point? :giggler: I know I looked at a picture this morning and couldn't remember which one it was. :doh:

[flyingpigeon_SC]

Three chapters! :wow: I looove it all! I think they need a children counter... are we at 5 now? Or six? :confused: I love how she cheats on her 'diet' :laugh:

They make adorable children... and quick! Quantity and quality! Same with the chapters... very good and a lot... update please!

[MagicBeans]

We're at ummm...5 kids. And you're right, I should probably put a baby counter at the end. Even I'm getting confused. :lol:

[Jenna_Cide]

Am I Drew or Drake???<<<Favorite line. I laughed so hard.

Keep writing. This is cute and original.

:D

[auroraspirit]

This is so totally random man, I'm absolutely confused but loving it! I like the background picture when Drew and Drake were fighting, was that a couple of people in bed together for your wall picture? ;)

Great job on this story :)

Auroraspirit :angel:

[melanie_SC]

Awesome job, so cute

[MagicBeans]

This is so totally random man, I'm absolutely confused but loving it! I like the background picture when Drew and Drake were fighting, was that a couple of people in bed together for your wall picture? ;)

Great job on this story :)

Auroraspirit :angel:

It is random at first, because I wasn't meaning to make a story of it so I don't have many pictures. The cartoon is more like...picture captions, then it is really a solid storyline. I'll do a better job at my opening quip for you from now on tho Aurora ;)

Ha! The big picture on the wall, is Marilyn Monroe. It's one of my favorites and it seemed to work for the decor when it was just Brandon & Suzy living there. Not sure it's still appropriate for a house full of kids, but given that they are mostly boys - nobody's complained. :lol:

[pieridae]

So cute...I love it! The comic book bit is a nice touch and very unique.

pieridae

[MagicBeans]

As you read this, please remember that this is not an in depth story. I already have 4 of those going on another site, which is plenty for my brain to handle :lol: You're merely looking at clips of Brandon & Suzy's life together. Enjoy!

The last time (http://forums.sims2community.com/story.php?p=826043) we visited Brandon & Suzy, they had fixed both the elevator and Suzy's problem with her expanding butt. And do we detect a hint of jealously over how much all of Suzy's children look like Brandon?

In this chapter, we find out how successful their last elevator ride was (as if we don't all already know...), and take a glimpse into life in the ever expanding Langston household.

We enter the house to hear screams coming from the elevator. Oh please. Tell me they aren't...

http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch5_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch5.jpg)
*Click to view larger image*

Brandon and Suzy now have 7 children:
Calista, Cole, twins Drew & Drake, Evan and twins Farrell & Forrest. Yes, there are 9 people living in the Langston house. :blink:

[Fyerflie]

:D Funny story! BTW, where did you get the hack to have more than 8 people on a lot?

[MagicBeans]

It's not a hack. While she was pregnant, I had her eat cheesecake. It allows 9 people on the lot. ;)

[flyingpigeon_SC]

Oh my... :blink:

7... and Brandon wants more :lol:

First time I've heard your self-sim to tell Brandon not to touch though :laugh: Great update!

[MagicBeans]

LMBO! Yeah well you also see that she's trying to convince herself that she can resist him. Good luck with that Suzy. :laugh:

[universalq33n]

haha great story :D love it already..more more more :D

[pacotacoplayer]

I LOVE the latest chapter...so funny :lol:

Touch me and die! :giggler:

I want more, Magic! More!

[GreenStraws]

-dies laughing-

What a lovely way to.. Err.. Start my morning. xDDDDDD

I -LOVE- it. SO MUCH. -bounces-

[nikki_colie]

:giggler: awesome chapter. i love suzy to death :D

[voodookatie]

Whoa, a non-depressing Sims story without the death of a teen girl's parents, violence, and sappy teen stuff? Am I on the right website?

I love this story, legacy, whatever them kids are calling it nowadays. It's so un-depressing that it made me smile. Please continue to write stories like this, or at least continue to write this one.

[MagicBeans]

I'm so happy to hear all the comments of late! And to show my gratitude, I will prepare a new chapter in the morning.

Thank you everyone! :jig:

[flyingpigeon_SC]

I'm so happy to hear all the comments of late! And to show my gratitude, I will prepare a new chapter in the morning.

Thank you everyone! :jig:
*dies*

Yes!!! Can't wait to see it :D

[p$ycho$immer]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OMG!! lol Too funny. :lol: :p Yes, please update soon!! I need my daily laugh tomorrow (besides turning off my friends computer a dozen or so times. XD ) lol

'touch me and die'. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I nearly choked when I read that, you know. :lol:

[Arthas]

:laugh: great update Magic, can't wait to see more!

[pieridae]

Very cute story! I loved the Junk --> Trunk --> bit. But how on earth do you have 9 in one house? I thought the limit was 8?

pieridae

[MagicBeans]

I gave her cheesecake, which allows 9. Other than that, you'd need a hack to have more than 8 people in a house...which I would never do. 9 is sheer chaos. lol

A slight delay in the next chapter due to a death in the family, but it'll be out tomorrow or the next day. Slow process right now.

[Stormy_SC]

Omg! I'm so sorry to hear that!!! I'll keep you and your family in my prayers! Take your time with the updates. We'll wait patiently.

[MagicBeans]

Yes, lovebirds Suzy & Brandon are back and their family is remarkably still growing.

Since it's been a few weeks, I'll post a few reminders:
1) This is just a joke, taken way too far. Try your best to be entertained. ;)
2) It's done in comic book style, so there is no grand plot here. Just Brandon, Suzy and more kids than I can keep track of.
3) Yes, the little image is hard to read. Click on it to view the large readable image.
4) Don't forget to laugh at least once. :nod:

When we last saw Suzy, she had just had the twins whose names I don't remember. :rolleyes: and she was determined to resist Brandon's request for more sons. Let's see how successful she was.

http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/Ch6_sm.jpg (http://magicbeanssims.com/S2C/ch6.jpg)

I think she needs to work on her ability to say "no", don't you? Brandon & Suzy now have 8 children:
Callista, Cole, Drew & Drake, Evan, Farrell & Forrest and the newborn Gil. Whew!

[romyhorse]

I love the story, or lack of story! It's so funny :lol:

[Stormy_SC]

I love this story! Its hilarious! Great job Magic!

[flyingpigeon_SC]

:lol:

:laugh:

I can't breath!

Awesome update! And I love the look on her face in the last picture :D

[MagicBeans]

hehe, I thought you'd like that one FP. I had some type of weird glitch and baby Gil was floating in front of her while she just stood there and watched him. This was after she tried to wear him like a hat of course. :rolleyes:

[SimsArtThat_SC]

"My carpet!" <~~LOL I can really appreciate that one

[EuroSand]

Magic, there's only one emoticon that expresses my feelings for this story/comic: :laugh:

[p$ycho$immer]

I second and third that!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Her ability to say 'no' is lacking, no? :p

[voodookatie]

Pyscho baby? Awesome-o.

[auroraspirit]

I forgot how funny this story was :giggler: :lol:

I like the way how they just magically grow up and leave home and uhh all boys, oh my goodness!

Auroraspirit :angel:

[melanie_SC]

Just re-read and lol it's so funny!

[pieridae]

:laugh: oh, this is too funny! "Which one are you?"..."Hello mother." ....I love it!

pieridae

[.~*Iris*~.]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

this is so hilarious!!!! "Oh boy...." "Hello mother" with freaky alien music in background lool

PLEASE keep it up! if there's something lacking in this story forum, it's funny stories like this one :)

[flyingpigeon_SC]

Bah... Magic, I know you keep saying this is just a joke, but daaang! For a 'joke' that you thought people wouldn't like, its gotten really popular :lol:

This is one of the few stories I take the time to read in this forum :D Update please!!

[EuroSand]

again, Magic please update! :)

(:laugh:s at FP's location)

[alexisaiger]

Ah, now I'm caught up on the Brandon/Magic self-sim story. Very cute! I love the comic book layout. :)

[GreenStraws]

I nearly hurt myself laughing..

Thats not nice!!!!! -shakes fist-

[Bill_SC]

I love it Magic, great update... I will follow this! :]

[JaimeA]

OMG, I think thats my future! An all male household, then poor little me. lol I'm so glad I don't have that problem in my game *smacks self in forehead, thinking that I probably just jynxed myself* :rofl:

P.S.
I'm totally loving this story Magic :D

[cherryp3]

Haha, this is so cute, quite amusing. ;D

I feel so, so sorry for Suzy. Her life must be a living Hell. Hee. :]

[MagicBeans]

At this point, I've decided to mark this story as "Completed". It was never intended to run very long and I can't get Suzy pregnant one last time. Grr. lol It shouldn't surprise me. She's probably tired. :shrug:

I'm glad you all enjoyed the story. FP, it's been a pleasure bud. Thank you for Brandon - he's a doll, even if he is a bit of a slob. :grouphug:

If you enjoyed this little mess of a story, feel free to check out Margie Hunter, the Blonde Widow of Horse Valley (http://forums.sims2community.com/story.php?t=38955). It's based on the Black Widow challenge, which is basically to marry, get pregnant, cheat, get caught, kill your spouse, lather, rinse and repeat as many times as you can.

If you are into hard core reading and want something to keep your butt glued to your chair for days on end, then check out my Legacy family, The Ridgeways (http://www.magicbeanssims.com/ridgeway.html)

Thank you for your encouragment everyone. :D

[Stormy_SC]

It's based on the Black Widow challenge, which is basically to marry, get pregnant, cheat, get caught, kill your spouse, lather, rinse and repeat as many times as you can.

:laugh: I'm loving it already.

[dylan]

I love the story MagicBeans!