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Forum: Miscellaneous 1st Apr 2012, 08:41 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 16,085
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wishes to reassure you that he...

Chuck Norris wishes to reassure you that he didn't intimidate little Teena. He merely told her that he is a friend to bears and demonstrated what he does with people who mistreat bears by crushing a...
Forum: Site Questions and Issues 1st Apr 2012, 08:07 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 4,406
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris hears everything. His sense of...

Chuck Norris hears everything. His sense of hearing is so good that he even hears your thoughts.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 06:28 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris bought ice cream from an ice cream...

Chuck Norris bought ice cream from an ice cream truck once. Fun fact: he paid with an icy glare that powers the truck's cooling system to the current day. The vendor accidently gave Chuck Norris...
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 05:09 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check websites. He...

Chuck Norris doesn't check websites. He roundhouse kicks the nearest landline. Also your site hasn't nearly enough Chuck Norris for Chuck Norris to approve.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 04:02 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris causes the "historical" in...

Chuck Norris causes the "historical" in historical stuff.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 03:53 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
You would be the fool to post on websites not...

You would be the fool to post on websites not endorsed by Chuck Norris!
Forum: Patterns 1st Apr 2012, 03:51 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 8,716
Posted By Chuck Norris
The cat is Chuck Norris' cat and is indeed...

The cat is Chuck Norris' cat and is indeed farting a rainbow. Chuck Norris can train cats.
Forum: University Majors 1st Apr 2012, 03:44 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 13,139
Posted By Chuck Norris
leesester, Chuck Norris notices the guts it took...

leesester, Chuck Norris notices the guts it took to edit one of Chuck Norris' posts. He will disapprove if such happens again. Chuck Norris disapproved of something once. Then the dinosaurs became...
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 01:47 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't eat space ponies. He...

Chuck Norris doesn't eat space ponies. He invented space ponies by kicking regular ponies into space.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 12:25 PM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
There is also no "escape" key. There is...

There is also no "escape" key. There is no escape from Chuck Norris.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 11:53 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get your name wrong. Your...

Chuck Norris doesn't get your name wrong. Your parents gave you the wrong name when you were born.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 11:47 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 21,732
Posted By Chuck Norris
The only thing more dangerous than a miniature...

The only thing more dangerous than a miniature Chuck Norris in your garden is a full sized Chuck Norris in your garden.

I approve this download.
Forum: Patterns 1st Apr 2012, 09:37 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 8,716
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't leave DNA. He leaves...

Chuck Norris doesn't leave DNA. He leaves reminders!

I approve this download.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 08:00 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
These items are Chuck Norris approved. You should...

These items are Chuck Norris approved. You should be afraid of not downloading them.
Forum: Poses and Animations 1st Apr 2012, 07:58 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 18,514
Posted By Chuck Norris
You can pose like Chuck. You can even dress like...

You can pose like Chuck. You can even dress like Chuck. But you will never be Chuck. Your body could not handle the awesome power.

I approve this download.
Forum: Celebrities & Real People 1st Apr 2012, 07:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 17,574
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is no Myth. Chuck Norris is...

Chuck Norris is no Myth. Chuck Norris is Legend.

I approve this download.
Forum: Community 1st Apr 2012, 07:12 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 7,778
Posted By Chuck Norris
The Simyans didn't disappear because of cow...

The Simyans didn't disappear because of cow plants. They disappeared because they made a bet that I couldn't roundhouse kick every single one of them in five minutes. They lost.

I approve this...
Forum: Electronics 1st Apr 2012, 07:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 12,534
Posted By Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play arcade games for fun....

Chuck Norris doesn't play arcade games for fun. He plays arcade games to win.

I approve this download.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 07:05 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
I don't need toothpicks. Food isn't brave enough...

I don't need toothpicks. Food isn't brave enough to get stuck in my teeth.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 07:01 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 9,099
Posted By Chuck Norris
For millenia, philosophers have been asking...

For millenia, philosophers have been asking "Is Chuck Norris so terrifying that he can even scare Chuck Norris?".

The question has never been answered.

I approve this download.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 06:59 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 17,042
Posted By Chuck Norris
These cusions are very soft. Unlike Chuck...

These cusions are very soft. Unlike Chuck Norris!

I approve this download.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 06:58 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 8,573
Posted By Chuck Norris
If they don't bend to the will of Chuck, they...

If they don't bend to the will of Chuck, they will break at the will of Chuck.

I approve this download.
Forum: Site News 1st Apr 2012, 06:57 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 61,436
Posted By Chuck Norris
I like my meat rare. That's why I only eat...

I like my meat rare. That's why I only eat unicorn.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 06:56 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 12,069
Posted By Chuck Norris
If you value your other gnomes, don't let them...

If you value your other gnomes, don't let them get in the way of the Norris gnome.

I approve this download.
Forum: Decorative 1st Apr 2012, 06:51 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 21,003
Posted By Chuck Norris
I will be counting to infinity a third time on...

I will be counting to infinity a third time on Monday.

I approve this download.
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