If I were...Game (Da' Girls Version)

Scholar

#53

26th Jun 2009 at 2:55 AM

... If I were a can of compressed air

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

Rabid

Mad Poster

#54

26th Jun 2009 at 3:26 AM

You would explode from the pressure /bad pun is bad/.

If I had superpowers...

Do I dare disturb the universe?
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flanah

Instructor

#55

26th Jun 2009 at 3:29 AM

you will lose them once u get used to them

If I were a perfume (random idk lol)

All and all, no good.

Scholar

#56

26th Jun 2009 at 7:52 AM

you'd be smelly and overbearing.

If I were a pepperoni pizza Combo

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

Forum Resident

#57

26th Jun 2009 at 8:23 AM

you would be fattening.

If I were a dragon...

Scholar

#58

26th Jun 2009 at 8:36 AM

Your breath would be HOT! haha

If I were an iceberg

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

Instructor

#59

26th Jun 2009 at 9:53 AM

You'd melt by fat hot polar bears.

If I were a fairy.

I have cacophobia, hobophobia, menophobia, tremophobia, levophobia, dextrophobia, and phobophobia. I manage...
My city =D
Come Join me and become the ultimate Miss Bimbo =3
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it ~Voltaire

Beata125

Alchemist

#60

26th Jun 2009 at 5:35 PM Last edited by Beata125 : 26th Jun 2009 at 7:40 PM.

you'd fart fairy dust every 3 secs

If I were a pink bunny!

Like, whatever.
My nickname is Eve

Scholar

#61

26th Jun 2009 at 9:46 PM

You'd be a peep and I'd eat you!

If I were a space cookie

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

Instructor

#62

26th Jun 2009 at 10:28 PM

I would eat you to get cool alien powers, but be highly disappointed because I didn't.

If I were a mermaid.

I have cacophobia, hobophobia, menophobia, tremophobia, levophobia, dextrophobia, and phobophobia. I manage...
My city =D
Come Join me and become the ultimate Miss Bimbo =3
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it ~Voltaire

Scholar

#63

26th Jun 2009 at 10:56 PM

You'd be a myth so you would cease to exist except in the tales of sailors and animation of THE AWESOMENESS of Disney.

If I were a movie poster

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

zauberlinda12

Forum Resident

#64

27th Jun 2009 at 12:45 AM

You would have mustaches drawn on all of your actor's upper lips

If I were a pregnant squirrel

Instructor

#65

27th Jun 2009 at 2:02 AM

You'd be enslave by a cat to have your babies eaten by their children, then you eaten after the birth.

If I ever met a celebrity

I have cacophobia, hobophobia, menophobia, tremophobia, levophobia, dextrophobia, and phobophobia. I manage...
My city =D
Come Join me and become the ultimate Miss Bimbo =3
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it ~Voltaire

Eliyana

Field Researcher

#66

27th Jun 2009 at 2:47 AM

you'd throw rotten tomatoes at them because it was a celebrity you hated.

If I were a rockstar...

Forum Resident

#67

27th Jun 2009 at 5:10 AM

you would have massive amounts of money that you would totally blow on drugs.

If I were a tree...

Instructor

#68

27th Jun 2009 at 5:21 AM

The world would pollute you then cut you down.

If I could sing really good

I have cacophobia, hobophobia, menophobia, tremophobia, levophobia, dextrophobia, and phobophobia. I manage...
My city =D
Come Join me and become the ultimate Miss Bimbo =3
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it ~Voltaire

Scholar

#69

27th Jun 2009 at 5:25 AM

everybody would be deaf, so it wouldn't matter

If I were a tv

☠ Creator of the Sparkly Things ☠
In Soviet Russia, the Sims mod you!
ZOMG Patterns! ZOMG! Patterns! the Group!
Awesomeness: When I get sad, I stop being sad and am simply awesome again. True story.

zauberlinda12

Forum Resident

#70

27th Jun 2009 at 6:19 AM

You would be a 9" black and white model that only shows re-runs of Star Trek on the one channel that works

If I were a sculptor

Instructor

#71

27th Jun 2009 at 6:29 AM

people wouldn't appreciate your beauty, so they'd lock you away in the museums basement.

If I were a goddess

I have cacophobia, hobophobia, menophobia, tremophobia, levophobia, dextrophobia, and phobophobia. I manage...
My city =D
Come Join me and become the ultimate Miss Bimbo =3
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it ~Voltaire

meggie272

Scholar

#72

27th Jun 2009 at 7:13 AM

You'd get raped by Zeus or someone

If I was that spawn of the devil, twilight by Stephenie Meyer

Call me Meg

lately i want everything
every star tied to a string

av credit

Forum Resident

#73

27th Jun 2009 at 9:15 AM

you would be a book?

If I were a gnome...

straightroad

Forum Resident

#74

27th Jun 2009 at 9:17 AM

You'd come alive and water all my flowers!
Like in Makin' Magic. Jesus now I WANT you to be a gnome Katie.

If TS4 came out..