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#51
14th Nov 2009 at 7:29 PM
14th Nov 2009 at 7:29 PM
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#52
14th Nov 2009 at 7:35 PM
14th Nov 2009 at 7:35 PM
#53
24th Mar 2010 at 10:57 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 10:57 PM
#54
24th Mar 2010 at 10:58 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 10:58 PM
#55
24th Mar 2010 at 11:11 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 11:11 PM
I actually have a Chuck Norris joke book 
In every dinosaur fossil we have dug up, we have found the impression of a size 15 cowboy boot. Scientists are baffled, but we know darn well why...
Chuck Norris puts the fist, in pacifist
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
There are no multiple gods, only Chuck Norris going through an identity crisis
Some say Chuck Norris plays god. He doesn't. Playing is for children.
In every dinosaur fossil we have dug up, we have found the impression of a size 15 cowboy boot. Scientists are baffled, but we know darn well why...
Chuck Norris puts the fist, in pacifist
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
There are no multiple gods, only Chuck Norris going through an identity crisis
Some say Chuck Norris plays god. He doesn't. Playing is for children.
#56
24th Mar 2010 at 11:28 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 11:28 PM
I wish I had a Chuck Norris joke book! D:
Chuck Norris invented black. Hell, he invited the entire spectrum of visible light! Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris invented black. Hell, he invited the entire spectrum of visible light! Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
#57
24th Mar 2010 at 11:30 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 11:30 PM
#58
24th Mar 2010 at 11:49 PM
24th Mar 2010 at 11:49 PM
#59
25th Mar 2010 at 12:48 AM
25th Mar 2010 at 12:48 AM
#60
25th Mar 2010 at 5:27 PM
25th Mar 2010 at 5:27 PM
#61
25th Mar 2010 at 7:23 PM
25th Mar 2010 at 7:23 PM
#62
26th Mar 2010 at 6:50 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 6:50 PM
Quote: Originally posted by jaylo2112
| Legend once told of an invincible man who was destined to end all violence and hate. This man is not Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris has killed this man. |
#63
26th Mar 2010 at 6:56 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 6:56 PM
#64
26th Mar 2010 at 7:06 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 7:06 PM
#65
26th Mar 2010 at 7:03 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 7:03 PM
#66
26th Mar 2010 at 9:40 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 9:40 PM
#67
26th Mar 2010 at 10:57 PM
26th Mar 2010 at 10:57 PM
#68
29th Mar 2010 at 3:58 AM
29th Mar 2010 at 3:58 AM
Astro: THE LOGIC! 
#69
29th Mar 2010 at 4:00 PM
Last edited by jaylo2112 : 29th Mar 2010 at 9:06 PM.
29th Mar 2010 at 4:00 PM
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It's true!!!!!
ahh! the logic! it burns us!!!!
My brother's: v v v
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop, because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
A man once told chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick was not the deadliest way to kill someone. Historians recorded it as the worst mistake ever made.
Chuck Norris once had to visit 'The Virgin Islands'. they then had to rename it 'The Islands'.
Chuck Norris is the reason China is overpopulated.
Chuck Norris cut Bruce Lee in half, and out came Jackie Chan and Jet Lee
Chuck Norris only lets Jackie Chan live because he likes Chris Tucker movies
ahh! the logic! it burns us!!!!
My brother's: v v v
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop, because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
A man once told chuck Norris that a roundhouse kick was not the deadliest way to kill someone. Historians recorded it as the worst mistake ever made.
Chuck Norris once had to visit 'The Virgin Islands'. they then had to rename it 'The Islands'.
Chuck Norris is the reason China is overpopulated.
Chuck Norris cut Bruce Lee in half, and out came Jackie Chan and Jet Lee
Chuck Norris only lets Jackie Chan live because he likes Chris Tucker movies
#70
29th Mar 2010 at 6:22 PM
29th Mar 2010 at 6:22 PM
#71
29th Mar 2010 at 6:46 PM
29th Mar 2010 at 6:46 PM
#72
29th Mar 2010 at 7:03 PM
29th Mar 2010 at 7:03 PM
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
#73
29th Mar 2010 at 8:39 PM
29th Mar 2010 at 8:39 PM
#74
31st Mar 2010 at 10:55 PM
Last edited by jaylo2112 : 31st Mar 2010 at 11:05 PM.
31st Mar 2010 at 10:55 PM
Last edited by jaylo2112 : 31st Mar 2010 at 11:05 PM.
#75
1st Apr 2010 at 1:36 AM
1st Apr 2010 at 1:36 AM
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