I think the latter video to be found at this link accurately describes my feelings. . . Even though I'm a chick, I very much agree with Doug's take on it. To be honest, Twilight is a bit of a (very) guilty pleasure of mine; Logically, I know that it sucks diseased moose wang, that it's nothing but Mormon propaganda poorly-wrapped in a wish-fulfilling masturbatory aid. But still, something about it is somehow. . . weirdly enjoyable. Still, I think That Guy says it far better than I ever could.
Be warned -- this video is over half an hour long.
"Polka will never die!" -- Harry Dresden
"It's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff." -- The Doctor
"Mentally unstable like a fox!" -- Rodney McKay
"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!" -- Sokka
"I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you." -- Mal Reynolds