THANK YOU,Yes i will do that

There was a girl named FarrahJude,
whose name caused a terrible mood
in everyone she met,
and she ended up in debt
from constantly being sued.

You see, the name wasn't at all funny.
It made peoples eyes quite runny.
All they could do was sob,
so they were losing their jobs,
and they had to take FarrahJude's money.

"I must change my name!", she exclaimed,
"This one's causing disdain!"
"I'll call myself lesbisim,
and keep my purse full to the brim
before I end up getting maimed."

Sincerley, a very unfunny (but determined!) girl who wants her username changed to lesbisim so she can have the same name on all the sims sites!

Just wanted to say, thanks for the name change! Slowly I'm destroying the usernames my younger self thought a good idea.
Also, if I'm ever trapped in a corner and required to show proof that I was ever thought of as funny in order to save my life, I now have something to show. Cheers

If my request is successful I would very much appreciate my name changed from "cameron360" --> "TheDeadSim"

Anyway, here's my story fellow Simmers!

I once built a house on sims 2.
I struggled and struggled to get the front door working on a foundation (without people ringing my garage doorbell).
Hacks were of no use.
I had ordered roughly a "motherlode" of pizza and chinese take-out meals delivered to conduct numerous tests.
I called for the assistance of "testingcheatsenabled" who was of no help.
In the end my dear friend "constrainfloorelevation" was my rescue net.

No more motherloding for me

In addition to my funny story I would like to say I wish to contribute to this site for many years to come, and as a creator, having a memorable name would be great!

Thanks for your time.

Last edited by cameron360 : 18th Jun 2012 at 05:59 PM. Reason: additional info

I would like to change my name from "wgroome" to "w_sims" if that's ok.

The reasons for which I shan't go into, as it's not a sob story you want to hear. If it's a funny story you want, however, I hope I can delve into the 19 years of colossal failure and embarrassment that is my life and pick some of the finest - and sadly, all true - gems in order to amuse/entertain/titillate you enough to earn a change. (And I think these are far funnier than any reason I could ever create for wanting to change my name... Hopefully that's ok! )

If you want to laugh at my expense, I can share with you a story in which I got pushed down the stairs by my best friend because we were arguing over the rules of hide-and-seek. A broken arm because I maintained we should hide for 30 seconds seems amazingly fair to me.

If you want to laugh at something unusual, I can tell you that despite being a 17 (at the time) year old boy, when I last visited America I got mistaken for a celebrity... Ellen DeGeneres. Admittedly, some of my friends have pointed out the similarity in the past, but being "spotted" by a genuine American was overwhelming hilarious, not to mention cringe worthy.

And finally, if you want to laugh at something unbelievable, my friend got put on a watch-list during his first week of University, and the police searched his dorm and his family home all because they had an anonymous tip-off he was a terrorist.

Last edited by wgroome : 18th Jun 2012 at 05:25 PM.

Dearest Delphy, HystericalParoxysm, and other Moderators of this site:

There is much to say, and time is short, so I'm going to need to to screw on your listening ears and read this with every one of your eyes. Also, don't be asleep.

The jig, as it were, is up. That's right, skippy, we're walking on a watermelon, see? Snuggling the trail. Pressure washing the Turkish Flashlight. Getting the cowboy. But don't let me go off on a tangent here. Oh wait, I have another - exorcising the stainless steel conjugal Husky.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but I need you to destroy the evidence. That means all of the Bill Cosby-inspired sweater sketches. I know it's going to hurt, but those designs will live on in our hearts forever. Additionally, the storage crates full of ethernet cords, the demo tapes from our B-52's cover band, The Quiche Lorraine's, the Neco wafer collection, all of the novelty shin guards, everything must go.

The "Guess who else isn't Dita Von Teese?" fanpage will have to be taken down, as well.

Also, I need you to get in touch with Thunderball Jerry and tell him to call of the Flash Mob. I'm not even kidding about this. I mean, talk about Driving the Carrot. Imbibing the Lower Chutney. Dusting the Eternal Peach. Warming up the Royal Dolphin.

In other news, I've purchased a monkey. I really shouldn't have done that.

Call if you need anything, you know how to reach me.

I am, sincerely, with much strain,

Pdennis.

P.S. Could you please change my username to ButchSims? Now that I've gotten a submission approved, I'd like to have the same name on all my Sim forums, for continuity.

Well, since I have no choice, and even if I don't know if it will sound good in english, I'll try it ^^

Once upon a time, there was a brave knight riding his white horse, through the mountains and the valleys, ever further to reach the tower where his princess was held being prisoner. Everyday he was closer to his aim, and dreaming about the lonely maid with her golden hair and beautiful... eyes. One day, finally, the tower appeared, and he was soon close enough the shoot the dragon with a tranquilizer gun (because the brave knight was feeling concerned about animal protection too).

He entered the tower.
And he got quite disappointed: first the princess was not blonde at all, then she wasn't really lonely, and she even was having a lot of fun with the chambermaid. The brave knight suddenly felt useless and started wondering about existential matters. "Why have I been searching for this non-blonde princess for so long? Who am I? Where is my key?"
"Times have changed", said the dragon, who had woken up."You know, princesses today can even vote. But if you really want to charm her,a friend of mine has told me about of a wizard in Thailand who practices low-cost and surgery-free sex-change."

The brave knight, who was facing a deep existential crisis, thought about the issue and decided to try it. The dragon, who had eaten the white horse and was sorry for it (he usually was hungry when waking up), offered the knight to fly with him to the thai wizard's place.
The knight had made his decision, the wizard raised his magic wand, there was a flash of green light, and he was changed into a ... snail.
The situation was very confusing, but even the ultimate "Ctrl Z" formula could't do anything in order to give the knight his original body back.

That's how the brave knight with his armour became a snail with a stainless steel shell, who never cared anymore about gender issues, and enjoyed a very hot-and-slimy sex life...


If there is a wizard here, please I would like my current username "monya77" to be changed into "Monsieur_Oshima" =)

footnote: for those who don't know about snails, they're hermaphrodite
It was a "MTS" (Male-to-Snail) gender conversion story x)

Hihi

I was wondering if you could change my username to Eternila? Surely most people know me with this username, since I was using it from 2007-2009, but now I hate it, because of a few reasons:
1. Did I mentioned that the username is from 2007-2009? Yeah.. I was about 9 back then.
2. I seriously don't want to type out all of these letters and numbers. Surely I didn't picked a user name like "!!xXxX~~DaDeNiZ~~XxXx!!", but TBH D3N1ZFTW is no better than this.
3. Buzzler. He calls me Dorothy. I will give you the full story (which is going to act as the funny one)

When I first came in the Creation channel, I introduced myself to everyone there. To PharaohHound, Batqueen, Armiel and lots of other nice people... and then Buzzler was there. My IRL name is Denis, but he was calling me various feminine names starting with D. Daisy, Demetria, Daria, Dante etc... And then he started calling me Dorothy. And even now he is callind me Dorothy. Even HP is calling me Dorothy because of him. Why does he call me Dorothy? I don't have black, pigtail shaped hair, don't own a puppy called Toto, and definitely don't live in Kansas. Oh, and surely I don't have red shoes.


Okay, that wasn't a really funny story, but still. Would you like to call a 13 year old boy Dorothy? I am sure you will, but could you change it to Eternila? It's something like a mix between one of my "favorite" words Eternity and my favorite character from an old horror game - Daniella. (and I want to hide from Buzzler, lol) So uhm, thanks

- D3N1ZFTW, aka Dorothy

You do realize we will still call you Dorothy even with a name change, right Dorothy?

At least Buzz will not notice that Eternila is Dorothy.. for an extremely short amount of time of course.

My username request is Rarr
And now for my painful, but funny story! This is all true, it happened a few years ago. When I was younger, I really enjoyed skating around my neighborhood on my roller blades. On this particular day, my brilliant mind decided that it would just be the BEST idea to walk my miniature poodle, Jesse, while skating. This however, turned out to be a terrible idea when I was at the top of the hill. My mom called the dog, and he came running down the hill, pulling me along with him. In the midst of my fear, I didn't think to let go of Jesse and let him run, so I was pulled down the hill against my will at an alarmingly fast pace. At some point during this venture, I hit a bump. This bump sent me tumbling and I ended up with a skinned up knee. Terribly funny to imagine, terribly painful to experience.

I would like my name changed to ElementMK, because I am on probation, dude. I don't need The Man seeing the post history of someone with "Leaf" in their name. I was put on probation for stealing 27 copies of Principia Discordia from a bookstore as part of an initiation rite. The details are fuzzy. Long story short, I need to look as clean as possible for the time being. Thanks, and hail Eris.

Uhm. Hey there. Again..

I've just come to tell you that there is a new species on the lose in the community and to..uhm.. warn you all of its dangers. I.. I hear it's controlled by an insurgent leader in the skies.. though I don't know much about her. Or do I? I have no clue. So any-- Holy freak! A SeeMyu sighting.. oh.. wait.. no, it's just a llama. Erm. Where was I? Oh yeah. The insurgent leader apparently has been dipping her hands in green and spoiling us all with handy treats.. You've heard of her, right? Please tell me that you've heard of her.. because if you haven't.. If you know what I mean.

Actually.. I have no idea what I mean. Honestly.. what I am doing here? Sorry.. getting off track. What I meant to say is that you only have a couple of days left unti----- --Oh God.. Oh God.. another SeeMyu. Ugh. No. It's a freaking turtle.

So.. uhm.

Another one. Just sitting there. Watching us. Or.. wait.. no. that's a duck. Okay, from now on, I am no longer going to be distracted by those SeeMyu impostors.. But you need to hurry and leave when you can.. we only have a couple of minutes left until the THUNDER HOUND CLAP.
.
..
.
Do you hear that?
I can hear.. it's getting louder.
If you can't hear it now you must be deaf!
LOOK! THE PHARAOHHOUND! SHE'S PREPARING FOR THE GRAND FINALE!
Can't you see them? SeeMyus everywhere!
This is the once and a lifetime chance!
The only time you will experience this is now!
Jump in to the clouds and become one.. one of us.


Record Scratch..... Oh no. Looks like there's only room for one SeeMyu in this town...or whatever. So.. no SeeMyu for you.....

/me calls to the PHARAOH Skies
I've completed initiation.. and hazing! What do I do know, Pharaoh?!
..
...
She says.. you must complete my journey. You are the only one with the power to transform me into a SeeMyu.. Please. I beg of you. If you do.. she promises that it will rain llamas! My fate lies in your hands now.. (don't grope it).. choose wisely!

This message was inspired by PharaohHound who, in the creation chat, thought my old nick name SIMu sounded like SeeMyu.. and so.. this spawned an idea in my head. Plus.. my old username gave people the wrong idea. No no no. I do not do reviews.. I don't even know why I put "Reviews" in there to begin with. No Llamas, ducks, turtles were harmed in this story.. but the fate of a single SeeMyu will be if you do not finish his initiation!

-Your dearest, SeeMyu

None have seen or know what a SeeMyu looks like. No one but the PHARAOH and SeeMyu himself.

Last edited by SIMul8rReviews : 8th Jul 2012 at 02:39 AM.

You have pleased The Hound, young SeeMyu. Go forth, and spread the word! Llamas be with you.

Oh, yes, he will.

Also @Dorothy: Dante is not a female name, Dorothy. :P

Do you seriously think I am keeping a list of all the female names starting with D you have called me with? :P

This isn't really a username change request, but it's close.

Hi, I'm Tustin2121. I registered back in 2005 and have uploaded two or three rather lame mods for the sims 2. I have LONG since lost my password for that account and probably lost (or at least haven't checked) the email associated with that account, whatever it may be. I'm Tustin2121 on, like, every site I've ever registered on!

There is no "I lost my password" feature on this site.
There's no way to contact the site mods besides logging in or registering new and coming here.
I've already tried once to find a way to get my account back YEARS ago when I was playing Sims 3 for the first time. That failed...
All I want to do is reclaim my account and start using the site again with Sims 3! Is that so difficult?

Is there any way I can get access to that account again? What do I have to do to prove I am the real deal?

I don't suppose you remember the contents of any of the PMs in your box? When I had a similar problem I was asked to give the contents of a couple of my PMs to prove the account was mine.

(I do seem to remember a Forgotten Password link on the login page. I wonder why you aren't seeing it?)

Edit: This should probably have been in the Site Questions and Issues rather than in the username change request thread.

Heh, that was YEARS ago that I last accessed that account. If I don't remember the password, I'm probably not going to remember any PMs I got. That's assuming I got any PMs; chances are I probably got one, MAYBE. I only uploaded some body shop skins... nothing mind blowing...

If you can link me to where that forgotten password link was, I would much appreciate it. Also, I considered making a new thread, but... I saw this and thought it was maybe close enough?

I think it's here: http://www.modthesims.info/resetpassword.php

Ah, thank you. Unfortunately, I cannot seem to make my birthday match whatever birthday is on that profile... I can only wonder if my teenage self did some trickery to make the registration work... :/

Of course, I don't recall having to enter my birthday signing up before. But then again, I don't recall a lot of details from seven years previously. Joy...

Random Aside: Huh, I also did that Sims 2 Story Viewer thing. I forgot I posted that here (and no wonder, three replies, no support, sheesh). I wonder if that thing still compiles, or if I still have the source code... *goes off to look*

Thanks for the name change! It is much appreciated!

Thanks for the name change!

Just wanted to say thanks for the name change!

Dorothy, out.

Nice one "Dorothy"