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vhanster
Theorist
#976 Old 31st Jul 2012 at 1:51 AM
Granted. Everyone else is sick (even the doctor!), and you must be quarantined so that you don't get infected by multitudes of disease

I wish I have some ice-cream
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GigaRevival
Inventor
#977 Old 31st Jul 2012 at 4:01 AM
Granted. But it melts before you even get to enjoy it.

I wish my door would stop creaking ominously at night.
"Goonies never say die."
vhanster
Theorist
#978 Old 31st Jul 2012 at 5:21 AM
Granted. It explodes every time you try to open it at night

I wish for a better, new laptop.
piggypeach
Instructor
#980 Old 31st Jul 2012 at 7:05 PM
Granted, nobody buys you a present


I wish me and my best friend could go on a trip to Florida for a week!
♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Rarr
Forum Resident
#981 Old 1st Aug 2012 at 12:51 AM
Granted, but it's the week of a a big event and all the hotel rooms are booked. You have to sleep on a park bench.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
piggypeach
Instructor
#982 Old 1st Aug 2012 at 2:32 AM
Granted, you have diabetes. (That reminds me of this inspirational saying I once heard. "Life is like a box of chocolates: It sucks if you have diabetes.")

I wish there was a reliable and safe cure for diabetes that works for ALL kinds of people.
♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
vhanster
Theorist
#983 Old 1st Aug 2012 at 10:41 AM
Granted. It cures diabetes, but triggers all the cancerous cells in the body

I wish people are born without cancer cells
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#984 Old 1st Aug 2012 at 11:26 AM
Granted, they are born without cancer cells and eyes and hair....yuck!

Our wishes seem to lack something lately. I wish for more creative wishes.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
vhanster
Theorist
#985 Old 1st Aug 2012 at 2:28 PM
Granted. But the genies become 108 times more creative in corrupting the wishes

I wish that the next poster would have his/her username into "Derp", and the title into "Forever Alone"
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#986 Old 2nd Aug 2012 at 10:52 PM
Granted, but your wish was so poorly written I couldn't figure out what you were trying to say. No Forever Alone for me!

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart
missy harries
Forum Resident
#987 Old 2nd Aug 2012 at 11:57 PM Last edited by missy harries : 3rd Aug 2012 at 9:17 AM.
Your wish, your wish, your wish is granted but your flight is somewhat slanted and into dragons you do collide. Now you lay there, you are fried.

I wish for a wish.
Disclaimer: These are the personally, personal opinions of me, myself and I. Yours may vary.
Terms & conditions do not apply
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#988 Old 3rd Aug 2012 at 12:32 AM
Granted, but you may only use that wish to wish for a wish, and you may only use that wish to wish for a wish, and so on, and so forth.

I wish I was the sole survivor of a nuclear Holocaust who was trapped in a library with enough food & books to last me a lifetime. (A cookie to anyone who gets the reference)
Rawra
Alchemist
#989 Old 3rd Aug 2012 at 12:07 PM
Granted, you get irradiated and die.

I wish I had some fish with Trish.
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#990 Old 3rd Aug 2012 at 6:49 PM Last edited by gizmoman49 : 3rd Aug 2012 at 9:49 PM.
Granted, but Trish gets jealous because your fish is bigger then hers, so Thrish makes a wish for a big fish on a dish along with knish, then who shows up? The wishing fish! The wishing fish hears Trish's wish for fish & knish on a dish, but the wishing fish says "posh pish" and doesnt' grant Trish's wish for fish & knish on a dish. So she shoots you & takes your fish.

I wish I had slinkie
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#991 Old 4th Aug 2012 at 7:01 AM
Granted but it is stretched out beyond repair.

I wish I could properly typeeeeeee on an iPad
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#992 Old 4th Aug 2012 at 7:31 AM
Granted, but that annoying clicking sound whenever you hit a key is magnified to ear-deafening levels. And you can't disable it.

I wish Supernatural & Seasons would come out now AND they didn't suck AND they didn't have any bugs (technically & literally).
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#993 Old 4th Aug 2012 at 9:07 AM
Granted.

News Update: mosquitoes are now classified as Animals, they come and bite your sim to death.

I wish........ "Me falls asleep"
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#994 Old 4th Aug 2012 at 8:20 PM
(awesome! mosquito death!)

Granted, but........ "me falls asleep as well"

I wish for a 100 sided die. No real reason, I just think they look cool.
missy harries
Forum Resident
#995 Old 4th Aug 2012 at 11:23 PM
Granted. 100 people side against you to die.

I wich I coud splel betr.
Disclaimer: These are the personally, personal opinions of me, myself and I. Yours may vary.
Terms & conditions do not apply
haricots
Scholar
#996 Old 5th Aug 2012 at 1:23 PM
Grated. Yu can splel beettr, liek mee.

I wish for a chocolate bar.
Hey there! :)
grammapat
Mad Poster
#997 Old 5th Aug 2012 at 2:01 PM
You wish, therefore you ARE. But now that you are a chocolate bunny (actually "haricots" = greenbeans, yes?) I bite off your ears. Sorry, I'm an ear nibbler.

I wish I had an ear to nibble. I finally gave up trying to kiss my elbow, but will now attempt to pour chocolate on own ear and nibble it...
Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
Stheno
Test Subject
#998 Old 5th Aug 2012 at 3:36 PM
Granted you get an ear from a dirty tramp

I wish I had more time off work
gizmoman49
Field Researcher
#999 Old 5th Aug 2012 at 8:25 PM
Granted. You're fired.

*singing* I wish that it was Christmas every day...
Rawra
Alchemist
#1000 Old 5th Aug 2012 at 8:43 PM
(1000th poster is The Creeper, no surprise there)

Ahem. Granted, you're stuck in the same day all over again, for eternity.

I wish I were forever young!
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
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