Within the last 24 hours:

"Please hurry up and just die already."
"Go check him out while he still has a stench cloud!!!"

"Juliet, you idiot!"

And no, it had nothing to do with Romeo. Consort took the teens and kids to Twikkii. They're camping on the beach. Miranda and Tybalt had beaten Juliet to waking up and grabbing the toilet bushes. She really needed to go! So she walked down to the beach, with build sandcastle in her queue, and there was no way, with that little tiny sliver of not-quite-peed-her-pants-yet left that she ever would've made it back to the bush in time.

"No! Don't talk about her! She's dead!!" A deleted sim, a non-sim if you will, appeared in someone's speech bubble.

"Seriously?!" when I saw Elladora and Bruce autonomously dance-kissing.
Both were asked to teach their twins to walk by me!

"Of course you're coming back pregnant!"

A few hours after Beatrice grew into a teenager she was abducted by aliens.

"Whose biological kid are you again?"

(My mind is convinced that Leia Lyndhurst is Meadow Marshalls' bio daughter. No, Leia is Daniella Vanderpol's bio daughter. Elena Lawrence is Meadow's bio daughter. Thankfully I keep notes and alter the relationships once a kid is adopted so even if I forget, the game doesn't.)

"No Andrew! I'm not going to gamble with Death for your soul! And the reason is that I love you too much. As does your mum! As does Julian! And what about all your friends? We all want you alive. That's why I do all I can to protect you from death; never mind trying to save you when it's already too late. I don't ever want to see the Grim Reaper anywhere near you. If you want to learn about near-death experiences, get a book out of the bookcase and read about them.

"You're not stupid Andrew. You've got the potential to do a lot for Veronaville. So please don't risk getting yourself killed with silly ideas about being saved from Death. We love you far too much for that. Now go and think up some sensible Wants that I can actually give you."

@AndrewGloria

"So you don't wanna fall out of love with Phil. Hmm..." --Checks relationship status. Phil is missing.--
"Omg. I lost my sim... Is this possible? Where the hell did I put Phil? I had to kick him out. The jerk wouldn't commit."
--Searches apartments for Phil--
--Can't find anything--
--Goes to straighten up graves in Cemetery--
"OH! Phil I was looking for you everywhere!"

"Aww, Gulsen, you really are a lesbian!!!"

"...Gulsen stop rolling wants to ask your heavily-pregnant step-mom out on a date. That's weird. Gulsen stop."

"Gulsen no. You are not going to suck your step-mom's face. Gulsen stopppppp!"

"Oh thank goodness for pretty lesbian dormies. Gulsen go suck her face, maybe that'll get you off your step-mom."

"Leif, Nyx, why are you two making out in the corner? That's adorable."

"Toby! Stop picking on your daughter's girlfriend! You have all of the nice points! Be nice!"

"NADAV. Stop trying to make out with your half-sister's mother!!! That's just as weird as Gulsen! Bad!"

I was like and at all of those...

"God damn it, Catherine! Stop acting like a diva!"
"Where the hell did Catherine go?!"
"Why is Catherine stuck in the shower?!"
"Catherine, be nice to your sister!"
"What the hell are you doing, Catherine?!"
"Oh great, Catherine's invisible. What have I done wrong this time?!"
"Don't you die on me, Catherine!"

"Keira! You have to go to work!"
"I know you're a vampire, but you have to go outside, Keira!"
"Keira, you're so damn lazy!"
"Now Keira's invisible too! Crap!"
"No, don't go away, Keira!"
"Keira is so rude!"
"Where is Keira?!"

Oh yeah...I always have a lot of fun with these two... :D

You idiot - I think I may turn you into a townie soon...

"Get a life!" To three sims surrounding a fourth one playing on the computer, complaining that they couldn't turn it off.

That's what my Sim Andrew says to me, vis-à-vis me spending quite so much time playing a certain computer game. (As well as being in my game, Andrew also serves as my "imaginary friend", and I regularly talk things over with him. Except he's not really imaginary, because I know where he lives, and I only have to open up Veronaville to see him.)

Yes, the start of my post is definitely open to misinterpretation. I was merely complaining about Andrew's want "To be saved from Death". For all his reading and 10 logic points and effortless A+ school grades, he does come up with the most ridiculous and hard to satisfy wants. (The only sure way to make him happy is to send him on a date with Julian. Julian does know what to do to satisfy him! )

If Andrew was really in immediate danger of dying, I think I'd do anything in my power to try to save him -- up to and including jumping into a burning hot tub to pull him out. He is after all my best friend.

"Ah! Abiah quick go greet that Sim! You and his daughter would be perfect together!!"
Playing the Goldie's farm and their grandson should be becoming a teen soonish, and then William Williamson walks past. He has three daughters, including twins the same age as Abiah. The Williamson/Moonbeams live off the land and one would be a perfect wife to Abiah. I'm thinking he marries Harmony, because I already have someone lined up for Peewee, and their older sister Moonbeam. Although I might change my mind.

Andrew - typical Knowledge Sim again, that's all

What? You DO? You want to marry her? Oh my GOODNESS, of course you can!
Yes, right, finish making out. Whatever, but you are proposing to her right after. The poor woman has waited for you long enough. And goodness knows, she's not getting any younger. (Sorry, Alexandra. But I think you know it too.)
OMG, you want to MARRY her! I thought I'd never see the day. You guys! I'm so happy for you. Awww.

(Tybalt Capp, newly graduated from college, finally rolled up a want to marry much older Alexandra Teatherton, who had been his love since his freshman year.)

You might be interested in this.

wfsanity.package

Tons of sanity and personality checks added to wants, including:
1. No longer will want to play/etc. with people who aren't here. (Talk OK)
2. Knowledge sims no longer obsessed with attempted suicide unless low ASP.
3. Supernatural creatures no longer want to cure others of type.
4. Flirting with ugly and inappropriate people discouraged.
5. Cannot fear being caught cheating unless actually cheating.
6. Extremely implausible events with no history not feared.
Ex: Death of non-elder in neighborhood with no history of unnatural death.
Becoming enemies with best friends with no history of best friend loss.
7. No obsession with unaccessible pets.
8. Skating no longer valid want unless rink actually present.
9. Only kids and silly non-neat people want to balloon/snowball fight.
10. Very mean sims no longer actually WANT to give gifts.
11. Snow activities require presence of actual snow!

http://www.moreawesomethanyou.com/s...hp?topic=8273.0

I agree with Charity---that is a useful mod and does most of what it says; the fix for that knowledge-sim Cheat Death want definitely does seem to work right out of the box.

In case anyone's using it for other wants too (you know, the kind that cause players to say other funny things), Cyjon has a Want Changes suite that complements wfsanity. Cyjon's must load after wfsanity. I've tried most of Cyjon's packages in that suite and they work as advertised; I also appreciate that he broke them up into components, so you can just use the ones you need.

I do not find Pescado's mod works sufficiently for pet-interaction wants, so I have also added TJ's No Pet Obsession, which works well when it loads after wfsanity too. And today I'm going to test an apparently obscure mod by Monique from Insimenator that aims to stop most sims from getting wants for werewolves they know to be cured, because I also do not find that Pescado's mod works consistently on those---with it in, even some of my werewolves want other werewolves to be cured.
(Edited to add: werewolf-cure want-spam mod by Monique works great! Load it after wfsanity---find a link to the download here .)

Back on topic: "Is anyone going to graduate from this dorm?"

(I edited each of the dorms at Quadington University to create three hobby-based ones. Tinkering, Film/Lit, and Music; Sports, Fitness, and Games [Science usually gets lumped in there too because it's the biggest]; and Arts, Nature, and Cuisine. I suppose because of the personality types that are drawn to each set of hobbies, each dorm has a certain feel to it. So far, ANC dwellers are notably uninterested in academics; not one sim living there has made it past sophomore year before being expelled. Romeo Monty, Ripp Grunt, and Emily Lee all just met that fate, nor were they ANC's first group to do so.)

They're inseperable in my game too. It's quite sad because I really loved Tybalt with Lilith Pleasant. They have a lovely son together, and Ajay Loner with Alex, have 2 beautiful daughters together. They both seemed quite happy until they met each other at a party; and now they don't stop flirting and cheating on their significant others. It breaks my heart that I'll either have to keep them apart or destroy their families.

I'm sorry to hear that, bigsimsfan12.

For what it's worth, before my Alexandra met Tybalt, she'd also dated Ajay. And on her last date with Tybalt before he graduated, she rolled up a want to marry Ajay, which I interpreted as her starting to feel desperate and lonely, since Ajay currently is engaged to Cleo Shikibu, with a child they're raising together. This date with Tybalt after he graduated was, I told myself and her, the last time she was going to see him if he still didn't want to commit, because she clearly did want to settle down.

So it's interesting to hear your take. I mean, I was thinking for some time that she and Tybalt each would match with someone more age-appropriate. And I guess now I know it's better that she just waited for him, if it would have ended up with hurting two other people, as you've experienced. Best of luck to your sims.

"What are you two doing to my poor couch?!?!"

"What is it with the fires!?!"

I just finished Trent Hart's sixth semester at University and there has been an average of one fire per semester on his lot every semester. (To be fair, last semester had four in one day...) plus multiple fires on other lots. It's about half and half lightning strikes and kitchen fires. And he's got pretty good cooking skill, too.

So after today's fire, which was started by his brother Geoff just for variety, I had him pounce on the firefighter and tip her $100. Whatever she's paid, it's not enough!

If it's the same firefighter every time, have you considered that she might be the reason for all the fires? He might be into her