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Lab Assistant
#476 Old 20th May 2012 at 11:50 AM
Granted. That person is you. But you can never talk in 1st person view AGAIN. MUAHAHAHAHAAHA

I wish somebody corrupts my previous wish
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Scholar
#477 Old 20th May 2012 at 4:08 PM
Granted. You are actually corrupted, so your wish, that you wished to be corrupted, as it is a part of the corrupted you, will also be corrupted.

I wish for popsicle.

Hey there! :)
Lab Assistant
#478 Old 20th May 2012 at 7:41 PM
Granted, but it melts.


I wish for free, non crashing, female sims 3 hairs that are available for everybody. And that don't get sued.
Top Secret Researcher
#479 Old 22nd May 2012 at 9:09 PM
Granted, I know I'm stealing this, but it melts.

I wish I wasn't addicted to GTA V

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Field Researcher
#480 Old 23rd May 2012 at 4:28 AM
Granted. Your now addicted to finding a new addiction.

I wish for a rainbow that isn't a rainbow.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#481 Old 23rd May 2012 at 3:07 PM
Granted. It's a fake rainbow.

I wish there's a pot of gold in my room.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#482 Old 23rd May 2012 at 4:03 PM
Granted. It's leprechaun gold that disappears in a few hours.

I wish for ideas
Field Researcher
#483 Old 23rd May 2012 at 10:35 PM
Granted. You are now the owner of a flock of ideas... but theres too many and you're unable to write them all down.

I wish for a moment.. any moment will do.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#484 Old 26th May 2012 at 2:13 PM
Granted. Enjoy the next "moment" of intense suffocation.

I wish for a pickle.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Theorist
#485 Old 27th May 2012 at 4:00 PM
Granted. It's a mutated pickle that tries to eat you

I wish I could graduate with a GPA of 4.0/4.0
Scholar
#486 Old 27th May 2012 at 4:59 PM
Granted. But, you graduate from a run down shack that teaches people how to sell drugs, and, isn't legally considered a school.

I wish for an mutated pickle that DOESN'T try to kill me.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Instructor
#487 Old 27th May 2012 at 7:14 PM
Granted, it's a psychic mutated pickle that takes control of your thoughts, voice, and actions. It resides in your colon, where it produces intolerable amounts of gas, and more pickles that fall out of you when you're on the toilet. It works like a tapeworm, only psychic.

I wish I had written something about marshmallows and pink bears instead.
Scholar
#488 Old 27th May 2012 at 10:01 PM
Granted. But, nobody liked your response so much you are no longer allowed to post on this forum EVER again.

I wish I wasn't so warm.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Theorist
#489 Old 28th May 2012 at 12:43 AM
Granted. You are so hot you evaporated

I wish I could skip my exams without affecting my current GPA.
Field Researcher
#490 Old 28th May 2012 at 3:58 AM
Granted. It affects all your previous GPA's.

I wish for two thumbs and a drum stick.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Theorist
#491 Old 28th May 2012 at 2:51 PM
Granted. They belong to a chicken from another universe that bakes cities and eats humans

I wish I could "unsee" those hideous pictures/screen-shots from Katy Perry's Sweet Treats that had been contaminating my eyes
Test Subject
#492 Old 28th May 2012 at 3:12 PM
Granted. You can now 'unsee' them but you will forever have 'California Girls' playing in your head with a sims-esque music video.

I wish I could see my future self and ask her a couple of questions.

A: So are we cool?
B: Like the other side of the pillow! :)
Scholar
#493 Old 28th May 2012 at 8:43 PM
Granted. But, you're so shocked it actually happened you only ask dumb, completely useless questions, before your forced to say goodbye only to see her again in the mirror in 30 years.

I wish I had a G.PA. of 4.5/4.0 without having to do any work.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#494 Old 28th May 2012 at 11:13 PM
Granted. You had that GPA, but you didn't do the work and your GPA leaves you for vhanster.

I wish for a holiday.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
#495 Old 29th May 2012 at 12:07 AM
And you received it. Memorial day!

I wish I could stay in my twenties for forever
Theorist
#496 Old 29th May 2012 at 3:00 AM
Granted. You are a twenty year old suffering of lung cancer, diabetes, heart diseases and stroke

I wish food is cheaper
Field Researcher
#497 Old 29th May 2012 at 3:24 AM
Granted. Food is so cheap it plummet the world into an economic crises causing all other costs to rapidly inflate... you can eat all you like, but can't afford rent,clothes, transport etc.

I wish for a wahoonie shaped pear tree.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Instructor
#498 Old 29th May 2012 at 10:59 AM
You get exactly that, except the pears are actually wahoonie. "It is highly prized by connoisseurs as they rarely prize something common; the colour (earwax) and smell (like a sick anteater) make most people feel ill. It is also covered in spikes." And the Death of Rats nibbles at your toes saying SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK to irritate you.

I wish more people liked my last corrupted wish than people who like this corrupted wish.
Theorist
#499 Old 30th May 2012 at 10:40 AM
Granted. Nobody likes your last corrupted wish, and everyone DISlikes this one. Zero is still more than negative, yes?

I wish that this world is less dense (in terms of population)
Scholar
#500 Old 30th May 2012 at 2:17 PM
Granted. You are alone in this world.

I wish everything in this world is free.

Hey there! :)
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