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LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#226 Old 30th Mar 2012 at 9:39 PM
Granted, but it rained for forty days and forty nights and you just happened to be wiped out during it.

I wish I could go to the park.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
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Shhh
Field Researcher
#227 Old 30th Mar 2012 at 9:47 PM
Granted: But all the rain flooded it.

I wish got 100% in every test/exam.
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LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#228 Old 30th Mar 2012 at 9:50 PM
Granted, but they changed it to whoever gets a 60% grade passes a test.

I wish I had more of this delicious strawberry-melon flavored Diet Mountain Dew.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#229 Old 30th Mar 2012 at 10:18 PM
Granted, you have more ledicious flawverry-mangled Downtain Mew - with extra calories!

I wish there was another Wallace & Grommit movie.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#230 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 1:29 AM
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish this room had light in it.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
smorbie1
Mad Poster
#231 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 3:43 AM
It does. You're just blind.

I wish I weren't so itchy.
"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
haricots
Scholar
#232 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 4:02 AM
Granted. There's no more skin on you that you can scratch, so you don't feel itchy anymore. Thus, you have no skin.

I wish my school allowed me to go back to my country during June holiday.
Hey there! :)
LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#233 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 5:10 AM
Granted, but while you were away from your country, your country turned evil.

I wish my dad can understand me sometimes.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#234 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 7:34 AM
Granted, but he only happens to speak gibberish, so you cannot understand him.

I wish my shirt wasn't itchy.
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
vhanster
Theorist
#235 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 9:14 AM
Granted. It sticks permanently to your body. And it burns

I wish my internet connection will stop blocking the sites I want to visit.
smorbie1
Mad Poster
#236 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 3:15 PM
Granted! It now blocks ALL sites.

I wish I weren't so sleepy,
"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
vhanster
Theorist
#237 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 3:36 PM
Granted. You go swimming to cure drowsiness, but apparently it doesn't help. And you drowned because the pool had no ladder

I wish I have driving licence.
LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#238 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 6:11 PM
Granted, but with it you crash into a tree and get your licence removed.

I wish I could sing all of the nations.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#239 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 6:20 PM
Granted, you can sing it but you sound like a croaking bull frog ...blep...blep...blep...

I wish it I had more plants.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
LuvSims2011
Top Secret Researcher
#240 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 6:24 PM
Granted, but it's been transformed into this:

Once there were more plants. Those plants were so ugly that everyone died. The end!

I wish my subsitute teacher from yesterday would stop playing that dumb song over and over again.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#241 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 6:58 PM
Pssst....LuvSims, it's more fun if a couple of other people answer before you post again.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Kathwynn
Forum Resident
#242 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 7:31 PM
Quote: Originally posted by LuvSims2011
Granted, but it's been transformed into this:

Once there were more plants. Those plants were so ugly that everyone died. The end!

I wish my subsitute teacher from yesterday would stop playing that dumb song over and over again.

Granted: now she only hums dumb tunes in monotone..

I wish I had a Starbucks coffee right now.
Fivey
Top Secret Researcher
#243 Old 31st Mar 2012 at 8:30 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Kathwynn
Granted: now she only hums dumb tunes in monotone..

I wish I had a Starbucks coffee right now.


Granted.

It was made by a filthy hipster and there's a nice crust of ironic dandruff sitting on the bottom of your drink.

I wish my headphones weren't so uncomfortable on my ears.
Chicken0895
Field Researcher
#244 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 3:28 AM
Granted, they are more comfortable, but they get glued to your ears and stay there for the rest of your life, rendering you unable to hear anything but Justin Beiber. This causes you to go insane.

I wish Chuck Norris could beat Bruce Lee
Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
haricots
Scholar
#245 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 8:29 AM
Granted. You ARE Bruce Lee, by the way. You got beaten to death by Chuck Norris.

I wish there's no such thing as 'famine' in this world.
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#246 Old 1st Apr 2012 at 4:57 PM
Granted. But with the eradication of famine, we now have a severe case of overpopulation and "death from being trampled on" is now the no.1 cause of death in the world

I wish there's no such thing as 'time'
haricots
Scholar
#247 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 12:05 PM
Granted. The world never exist.

I wish there's no more suffering in the world. For anyone.
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#248 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 3:23 PM
Granted. Life ceased to exist from every plane of existence.

I wish the world never exist
Shhh
Field Researcher
#249 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 4:05 PM
Granted: Humans live on Mars, but Earth never existed.

I wish I was the best at everything.
My Simblr: Here
haricots
Scholar
#250 Old 2nd Apr 2012 at 4:14 PM
Granted. Nobody loves you. You met Chuck Norris, and got beaten to death. (Still about Chuck Norris, baby! WOOHOO!!!)

I wish April Fools is continued to 30th of April...
Hey there! :)
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