I was adjusting names and peeking at the family trees of the npcs in Shang Simla when I noticed that one of them had a raccoon for a grandmother. I used Nraas to sever the odd family ties of course, but yeah, quite a bit of 'OMG, what did you do??' there. :p

years ago I had a male sim who would always grow up in the same teen-elder long hairstyle. Even as a toddler and a child. It wasn't pretty, but it was at least fixable.

More hilarity from the Stephens family:



I will admit that picture was QUITE a surprise on my part...Nadia, why did you have to be in THAT pose when I took the picture?



Sims in labor do not drive straight...not surprising...what's surprising is that the car was a BRIGHT pink before she started driving it to the hospital.



Oh, how I wish fairy wings folded under them instead of mysteriously disappearing into the mattress!

Something I could not get a picture of was Nadia getting home with the (still) male twins and scolding the teenagers BEFORE she picked up the babies...

"So.. this morning I cleaned the bird cage and after that I started seeing some really strange things."

You should have gotten the bird flu shot when you had the chance, Mischa.

*is invited inside*
*sets the baby down*

IT IS FREEZING COLD


And then she goes straight to playing with her doll.

...Why is my newspaper boy wearing a tuxedo?


I'll add the Fauxs, the Crafts and the Farringtons into one house, she said!
It'll be fun, she said!
Who cares it's a ten Sim household, you can do it, she said!

And now one Sim is holding both a baby and a toddler.


Ellis Farrington loses control of his bladder and pisses all over his baby sister as an enraged half dragon child screams at them. Wait, what?


Oh nooooo
Evangeline Craft is a serious man-eater. Nalini Faux is Edward's girlfriend. Nalini and Evangeline violently hate each other. Even though Edward denied, there is no way that won't end horribly.

Elliott Stephens REALLY loves his bed, apparently:



Yes, I know that's a script error, but it keeps happening to him and ONLY HIM. He shares that bed with his brother, Emmett.



Jules, first you come to the hospital stinking and now this? Sim labor lasts two Sim hours...certainly enough time to take a shower and/or a nap first... You did not have to come, anyway. Also, you are dating her daughter...I hope, at least, you marry her before you DIE on her.

chasing the inground umbrella

Honestly, this game!

When St Freda's Academy for Girls moved to its new premises at Riverblossom Hills, Dr Evadne Scumthorpe (the head teacher) thought it would be the ideal location: a haven of happy, bright, healthy young womanhood. You know the sort of thing: jolly hockysticks, midnight feasts, merry schoolgirl larks. Innocent fun.

Yeah. Well on day one this guy decided to just stroll by wearing nothing but a bath towel and a smile. Oh, and cowboy boots.



"Bath towel? What, this old thing? Just something I threw on".

Dolly Brown of the third form is a very observant girl.



Lets just hope she didn't observe too much!

These two male sims get married no big deal BUT...


One/two sims days later the sims on the right of the wedding arch (can't remember his name, isn't one my sims) starts flirting with Anastasia and gave her some flowers (didn't catch this on camera), seriously he's a newly married man, he should be flirting with his husband not Anastasia



Anastasia! stop secretly using instant delivery on Amazon to purchase graduation gnomes while pretending to study, which you should be doing as your final exams are in a few days, there'll be time to shop after the exams. haha as if i'm going to believe you found the gnome in the pages of your study book when you are clearly using a laptop to 'study'



The correct way to open a fold up bed











I wonder what she's thinking, on an unrelated note how on earth do you raise one eyebrow?



NO!!!, don't eat your diploma, you've worked two long and laggy sims weeks for that diploma, if you're hungry there's plenty of food in the fridge!

Shit's easy yo, I can wiggle both of mine independently.

I can only raise the left one

I can't raise any independently, I've tried but I just end up pulling weird and ridiculous faces

Oh well I have the advantage then because that's my resting face.

I can raise my right...and my left but I'm used to my right. (wiggle wiggle wiggle)

ENDLESS SCREAMING

And just to make sure, it's eyebrows we're discussing, right?

Seeing @FairyKairi's post about the fairy wings disappearing into the mattress reminded me of my own numerous issues with clipping:



For the love of God, that's not how you sit properly!



Apparently this is the correct position when sleeping in a sleeping bag.



Toddlers are hereby officially banned from any future celebrations.



In another game, in Twinbrook, one of my sims was trying to woo Lolly Racket who, coincidentally, had a boyfriend at the time. Which, of course, did nothing to deter my sim. He went ahead and invited her out on the town several times, on multiple days - to the cinema, the park, that nice amphitheater - and every time, without fail, her boyfriend would show up seconds after she would arrive. Alas, my poor sim had to find different tail to chase after the fourth time this happened.

My current household has a polygamous set-up--a Sim, his wife, and his boyfriend. Even though they're all on good terms with one another and I've got the No Jealousy LTR, I think the wife and boyfriend are passively trying to murder one another. They both like to stand motionless in front of the bathroom door while the other is inside, borking the other's routing and trapping them in the bathroom. The wife was stuck in the bathroom for a solid quarter of her pregnancy, and the boyfriend wouldn't let her out until after the baby was born

Anastasia's reaction when she found out the horrifying news that there are no more graduation gnomes available on Amazon (you'll understand if you read my previous sims 3 post on this thread).

Child pigtails! Hooray. Why is this here? Because that's a boy.



Diane's in labour, as you can see. Her hand is also clipping through her belly but that's perfectly normal, right?

Anyway, where's her husband?



goddamn it Lynwood



Uh now is definitely not a good time



So I sent Diane to go bang this old guy (it's okay, they're in an open relationship. She's not a cheat) and as soon as she went over, he changed into his underwear. Someone's eager!

Also cut in half.



LYNWOOD DON'T PUT THE BABY IN THE SNOW



Oh, wow. Look at the beautiful children my game produces.



All of them, in fact. What a lovely lot. Such fashion.



how does a skeleton get allergies

@Nat 619: I think the horrible fashion sense/combinations were programmed by EA. Damn all those midriff shirts!



I've discovered why Twinbrook is messed up and quarantined: their pies are radioactive.



Witch!Cornelia Goth is unimpressed at her sister's (witch!Agnes Crumplebottom) failed attempt at a Good Luck Charm.



The essence of TS3: Bridgeport locals inexplicably dressed in Chinese clothes, elder males with ponytails, crowding into one elevator instead of using the second, and routefailing/body merging.

For the love of Quetzalcoatl, what is wrong with the man's face? I thought he had a facehugger on there for a moment.

I really have no clue what's going on in the Stephens family:



Isolde, I really do not mind you chatting up the maid, but perhaps you should do it on level ground?



Calissa, you may be an Immortal vampire, but do you really have to have a water balloon fight with the Grim Reaper? He just took away your mother...