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Alchemist
#876 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 8:46 PM
@Blake, I will refrain from making further comments in this matter. xD

Granted, your hand turns into a platypus.

I wish I could go to the seaside RIGHT NOW!

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
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Scholar
#877 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 8:48 PM
Granted. The (MiddleEastern) seaside. Did I mention they kill ALL Americans and Europeans there?

I wish I was the president.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#878 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 8:52 PM
Granted, you have the same fate as Lincoln.

I wish I had a huge pizza just for me.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#879 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 8:53 PM
Granted. It's poisonous.

I wish I was taller. (?)

P.S. I swear I'm just stalking this thread at this point.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#880 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 8:58 PM
Granted, you become a giant and eat old people.

I wish I could be a dude for a day.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#881 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:00 PM
Granted. One (Sim on Ultra Speed) day.

I wish I was a Koala for a day.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#882 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:01 PM
Granted, you fall from a tree.

I wish I had a thinner waist.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#883 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:02 PM
Granted. Will 1 cm do?

I wish for bigger feet.

If I look at my avatar and scroll up REAL fast it looks like a lady with Koala ears and nose.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Instructor
#884 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:04 PM
Granted, now your feet are too big to fit into your house!

I wish I was a cat.

My male Sims are...Simulicious!
Scholar
#885 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:11 PM
Granted. A (dead) cat.

I wish for a milkshake.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#886 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 9:22 PM
Granted, it's a bull's "milk".

I wish I could wear long nails without them breaking.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#887 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 10:17 PM
Granted. They don't break because the're painfully curled into your skin.

I wish I didn't get the bull's "milk" reference.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#888 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 10:24 PM
Granted, you drink it and don't know what it is (sorry, I just HAD to xDD).

I wish I wasn't so mean.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#889 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 10:32 PM
Granted. Now you're a doormat. :D

I wish I wasn't so nice.

My male Sims are...Simulicious!
Alchemist
#890 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 10:37 PM
Granted, you end up in hell for your lack of niceness.

I wish I had more raspberry syrup left.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#891 Old 18th Jul 2012 at 11:36 PM Last edited by piggypeach : 19th Jul 2012 at 12:12 AM.
Granted, they have the same length, color, and density as your hair. Whew, those are some long eyebrows you got there. Now you even have to shampoo and brush them!

I wish I didn't just eat some ice cream :-/


edit: oh crap I just granted the last wish on the previous page. Sheesh Blake and Creeper, you guys are rollin'! ok here we go I'll grant the right wish this time:

Granted... but I EAT IT.

I wish... well I don't have to change my wish, right?

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Theorist
#892 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 10:38 AM Last edited by vhanster : 19th Jul 2012 at 1:18 PM.
Granted. You accidentally used the ice-cream as soap and get eaten by ants

I wish electricity and water is free.
Instructor
#893 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 10:51 AM
Granted. Now everyone on the entire earth has access to the point where there's none left for you.

I wish I had rapunzel hair.

My male Sims are...Simulicious!
Alchemist
#894 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 12:26 PM
Granted, it's on your arm.

I wish I could stay home today.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#895 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 2:58 PM
Granted... you can, meaning you have it in your abilities to do so. But if you want to keep your job, then you should probably go to work

I wish for a free pedicure...

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#896 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 3:04 PM
@piggypeach, I'm at college and in summer vacation, I was talking about not wanting to go out with my friends (I'm a lazy-ass) xD.

Granted, your toenails fall off.

I wish it was cooler (as in temperature) outside.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#897 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 4:01 PM
oh, haha.

Granted... cooler in the North Pole. Congrats, you just helped to reverse the effect of global warming! (3 degrees at a time...)

I wish I had something to do today. My whole family ditched me for work or camp. My brain is rotting from the boredom.

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Forum Resident
#898 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 6:30 PM
Granted, because your brain is rotting your happy to pick your nose all day.

I wish I felt happier

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Alchemist
#899 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 7:13 PM
Granted, your happiness is caused by pot, and it wears out pretty quick.

I wish I didn't always mistake hunger for boredom and vice versa.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#900 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 7:24 PM
Granted you know mistake hunger for the want to adopt pregnant cats. And, y'know, vice versa.

I wish that I knew why people disagreed with my wishes/grantings.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
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