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Alchemist
#901 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 7:31 PM
Granted, those people are demons and they capture you when they find out you know about their secret plan to stain your name.

I wish at least one of the celebrities I have a crush on would ask me out on a date (which is successful). xD

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
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Scholar
#902 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 9:11 PM
Granted. A guy asks you out on a date, and brings his boyfriend. At least you had fun when they weren't making out.

I wish for pizza.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#903 Old 19th Jul 2012 at 9:31 PM
@Blake, guys making out = extreme fun time. *-*

Granted, it's been taken from the garbage.

I wish my hair wasn't so stubborn.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#904 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:43 AM
Hi I'm back~
Granted. Your hair is now VERY stubborn. Not only "So" stubborn.

I wish for a cheesecake.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#905 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 12:11 PM
Granted, You get a green cheesecake because it is manufactured using mouldy cheese

I wish my laptop fan would work properly without making noises.
Field Researcher
#906 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 12:23 PM
Granted. The fan works properly, without any noises, the rest of your laptop however doesn't work.

I wish that I didn't feel like a pincushion.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Alchemist
#907 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 8:58 PM
Granted, you feel like a wet dog instead.

I wish days were longer.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#908 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:00 PM
Granted. You are no longer a person who feels like a pincushion, you are a pincushion who feels like a person!!

edit oh blasts! I did it again! (granted the wrong wish.) Okay, new grant is: Granted, the days are longer, but the hours are shorter

I wish I could meet Austin Mahone. o_o

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#909 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:03 PM
Granted, he flips you off.

I wish I had a strawberry milkshake RIGHT NOW.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#910 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:11 PM
Granted... ON YO FACE!!!

lol, I wish I could find the lost city Atlantis.

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#911 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:22 PM
Granted, you drown exactly when you reach it.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without getting fat.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Mad Poster
#912 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:28 PM Last edited by VerDeTerre : 21st Jul 2012 at 1:26 AM.
Granted, only your head gets fat inside and it obstructs your eyes.

I wish for a ride in the Way Back machine


*Edit* Ok, you caught me - I changed my wish! I originally wished that I gave a hoot.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Alchemist
#913 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:33 PM
Granted, you give two hoots.

I wish I could come up with a creative wish right now.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Field Researcher
#914 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:34 PM
Granted. Instead you're in cahoots and now in trouble with the law, because of your newer more awesome wish.

I wish for a cheese omelette on a plate, just so can can Yummy, chicken fetus and cows udder milk for brekky!

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Instructor
#915 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:37 PM
Granted, but I steal it because I'm the genie and I make the rules. I use it in my post and after two people know it, it's deemed un-creative. Hehehe.

I wish that a redneck British person (shush, they do exist!) riding a donkey, would tell me all his secrets and then take me to Disney world so we can get autographs from Lilo and Stitch!

edit: really. again? okay... new grant coming right up...

Granted. But that omlette and... whatever else you said, lol... tastes like frog poop.

I wish... a would tell me and his friend would just stand there like .

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#916 Old 20th Jul 2012 at 9:42 PM
Granted, umm... the duck bites you (your wish was weeird ).

I wish some of my friends were online on social networks more often.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Mad Poster
#917 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 2:22 AM
Granted, they're on more often by this amount: one time lasting one second, barely enough time to log on.

I wish the mail was delivered TWO times a day.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Instructor
#918 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 2:50 AM
Granted. But they don't deliver to you

I wish I won the Hungaah Games!!

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Instructor
#919 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 3:29 AM
Granted: but a mockingjay repeats your exact words to the Capitol. As soon as the interview is over, you're executed by a hive of those tracker jacker yellowjacket things. Your gelatinous corpse is sent to the wrong district so your parents never see you again.

I wish you could see what you did to me, and what I've become in the years since I left you. (plays old Alanis Morrisette music)
Top Secret Researcher
#920 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 7:39 AM
Granted, they do see, but they laugh at you.

I wish I could time-travel 4.5 years back in time and undo everything that followed.

I know I can't do it, but I'm still going to do it. - M. C. Escher
Forum Resident
#921 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 10:58 AM Last edited by missy harries : 21st Jul 2012 at 11:19 AM.
Granted, it will undo only to happen again.

I wish I could never get ill again!

Disclaimer: These are the personally, personal opinions of me, myself and I. Yours may vary.
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Alchemist
#922 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 11:02 AM
Granted, you die.

I wish I had more time to sleep today.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Forum Resident
#923 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 11:28 AM
That is evil and I feel bad now


Granted but you can never sleep again after.

I wish I could have a holiday.

Disclaimer: These are the personally, personal opinions of me, myself and I. Yours may vary.
Terms & conditions do not apply
Alchemist
#924 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 11:43 AM
Quote: Originally posted by missy harries
That is evil and I feel bad now

Eh, I'm evil.

Granted, you're fired from work (and again... xD).

I wish I had more peanut butter.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Top Secret Researcher
#925 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 12:36 PM
Granted, now you got so much you can't get out of your house.

I wish I had more money.

I know I can't do it, but I'm still going to do it. - M. C. Escher
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