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Scholar
#526 Old 9th Jun 2012 at 1:11 PM
Granted. It kills you from the inside, slowly and not painfully.

I wish someone resurrects me with Resurrect-o-Nomitron (or whatever it is).

Hey there! :)
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Mad Poster
#527 Old 10th Jun 2012 at 8:35 PM
They do but they aren't quite successful. Good news! You're not a zombie - you're half human/half fish, so you smell a bit.

I wish there was a "huh?" button option at the bottom of each post.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Scholar
#528 Old 10th Jun 2012 at 11:05 PM
Granted. But, only you can see it.

I wish I could have a pet Koala.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Theorist
#529 Old 10th Jun 2012 at 11:33 PM
You get your wish, but you must still prove you have the koalafications to take care of such a pet.

I wish for world peace.
Scholar
#530 Old 11th Jun 2012 at 1:10 AM
Granted. But, only for your world.

I wish I knew what the Koalaifications are.

(Hilarious, by the way)

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#531 Old 11th Jun 2012 at 3:22 AM
Granted. But you instantly forgot.

I wish for a self cleaning house... and a laptop that worked....

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#532 Old 11th Jun 2012 at 10:13 PM
Granted. But, since the genie can only grant you ONE wish and you mad TWO you get neither. Don't be greedy!

I wish Summer Break started already this year. (I have a week left of school) Grr.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#533 Old 11th Jun 2012 at 10:53 PM
Granted. It started last week, but your taking summer school and thus still stuck in class.

I wish that the genie grants two wishes.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#534 Old 11th Jun 2012 at 10:57 PM
Granted. That genie retires. Replaced by one who only grants ONE. Therefore, you no longer have any remaining wishes until someone else makes a wish.

I wish I could speak every single language fluently. (Every single language of THIS earth)

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#535 Old 12th Jun 2012 at 1:13 AM
Granted. You can speak them all fluently, the downside - you can't read or write them in any way.

I wish that I could turn lead into gold.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#536 Old 12th Jun 2012 at 1:29 AM
Granted. But, touching all that lead makes you die of lead poisoning.

I wish no one ever disagrees with me.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Scholar
#537 Old 12th Jun 2012 at 1:57 AM
Granted. No one knows you.

I wish for free chocolate. .-.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#538 Old 12th Jun 2012 at 3:39 AM
Granted. You have been given a free lifetime supply of chocolate that has been expired for 10 years.

I wish I have an unlimited supply of money
Field Researcher
#539 Old 12th Jun 2012 at 10:36 PM
Granted, you have an unlimited supply of discontinued Australian 1cent coins... comgratulations on being the owner of useless money...

I wish for a never ending supply of current currency.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#540 Old 13th Jun 2012 at 12:23 AM
Granted. But, it's *current* play money. Have fun ALWAYS winning Monopoly!

I wish I never had to sleep.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Theorist
#541 Old 13th Jun 2012 at 3:13 PM
Granted. Your body does not sleep, but your mind will fall to deep slumber during the times you need them most

I wish the day lasts longer
Interstellar Traveler
#542 Old 13th Jun 2012 at 3:21 PM
Granted. Due to the longer day, all of the plants die around you because they are not used to extended amounts of sunlight.. limiting your supply of oxygen.

I wish it was colder outside.

Formally SeeMyu | Retired Mod
Field Researcher
#543 Old 14th Jun 2012 at 12:18 PM
Granted. *poof* you feel a bit odd but its colder outside, and when you look out the window... oh dear seems like your wish landed you in the middle of the antartic...

I wish to dual with this week again... maybe this time I'll win...

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Interstellar Traveler
#544 Old 14th Jun 2012 at 3:51 PM
Granted. You win this time... but now you seem to be frozen in time due to subduing the week.

I wish to have some peace and quiet.

Formally SeeMyu | Retired Mod
Theorist
#545 Old 14th Jun 2012 at 4:13 PM
Quote:
I wish to have some peace and quiet.

Granted, you are now in a posh lounge with a bar and a patio, and all the women I've dated are there with you. There are also books, lots of them.

I wish War of the Worlds 3 would hurry up and get produced.
Scholar
#546 Old 14th Jun 2012 at 11:25 PM
Granted. But, it's a bigger disappointment than "Sims 3 Showtime"

I wish I had a perfect body.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Scholar
#547 Old 15th Jun 2012 at 3:17 AM
Granted. By the way, the term "perfect" here means big bones and excessive fats, right? Am I wrong? No, I know I'm right.

I wish I can have a genie lamp.

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#548 Old 15th Jun 2012 at 7:04 AM
Granted. You rub the lamp furiously, but alas! its all in vain... what? you wanted the lamp, you didn't say you wanted the genie in it...

I wish not to have to leave my comfy nest of quilts..

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Mad Poster
#549 Old 15th Jun 2012 at 7:52 AM
Granted but they take you away so far.

I wish I had a can of paint!

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
And all the maladies of the world burst forth from Pandora's cooch
#550 Old 15th Jun 2012 at 8:51 AM
Granted. But it's a horrible color that clashes with your decor

I wish I could make another kitty with my cat's extra hair.
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