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Mad Poster
#2451 Old 11th Oct 2013 at 4:45 PM
Good one. OK - you can't feel pain. This is actually TRUE for some people and is A Bad Thing.

You now will die from an infection from a little splinter in your foot that you never felt, after you broke it and never noticed till you found your own trail of blood.

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
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Forum Resident
#2452 Old 11th Oct 2013 at 7:31 PM
I wish I could find a golden ticket.
Scholar
#2453 Old 12th Oct 2013 at 4:19 PM
Granted. It's dipped in horse manure.

I wish I'm an FBI agent.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Inventor
#2454 Old 12th Oct 2013 at 4:33 PM
Granted, you are now Norman Jayden from Heavy Rain. You accidentally die from Triptocaine (spelling?) overdose.

I wish I could (successfully) fight a boss in Terraria.
Scholar
#2455 Old 12th Oct 2013 at 4:35 PM
Granted, the second after you win you lose power and lose all progress.

I wish I could stay home and do nothing today.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#2456 Old 12th Oct 2013 at 8:32 PM
Granted. You stay home today and do nothing, not even save yourself from that snake that came in through your toilet.

I wish I´d have control over the weather.
Inventor
#2457 Old 13th Oct 2013 at 3:08 PM
Quote: Originally posted by simmodder69
I wish I´d have control over the weather.


Granted. You have the ability to make it snow, but not the ability to make it stop snowing. The earth is now a giant snowball.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Scholar
#2458 Old 13th Oct 2013 at 4:51 PM
Granted. It's crap flavored

I wish for a scarf

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Inventor
#2459 Old 13th Oct 2013 at 4:55 PM
Granted. The scarf turns into a snake and bites your ear. Good news- the snake wasn't poisonous. Bad news- your ear is gone.

I wish my room wasn't so dirty.
Mad Poster
#2460 Old 13th Oct 2013 at 6:41 PM
granted. you have no room. except for the "room" under the bridge. And if it's dirty, it's YOUR fault!

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
Inventor
#2461 Old 14th Oct 2013 at 3:28 AM
Quote: Originally posted by grammapat
granted. you have no room. except for the "room" under the bridge. And if it's dirty, it's YOUR fault!


I wish that grammapat had made a wish for me to corrupt.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2462 Old 16th Oct 2013 at 3:02 PM
Granted. Grammapat makes a wish for you to corrupt, but I corrupt it instead

I wish for bacon

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2463 Old 17th Oct 2013 at 8:58 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish for bacon


Granted. A crazy man eats the bacon before you get a chance to eat it.

I wish for success.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Scholar
#2464 Old 18th Oct 2013 at 12:22 AM
Quote: Originally posted by PSDuckie
Granted. A crazy man eats the bacon before you get a chance to eat it.

I wish for success.


Granted. You're now a very successful celebrity buttwiper

I wish I will get a good grade on my test tomorrow

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Inventor
#2465 Old 18th Oct 2013 at 12:50 AM
Granted! You get an A+... Oh, wait, they just changed the grading system around. An A is now worth an F.

I wish for more time in the afternoons.
Inventor
#2466 Old 18th Oct 2013 at 8:46 AM
Quote: Originally posted by xxsoulfire123
I wish for more time in the afternoons.


Granted. You have to work the now-extended afternoons.

I wish for some food.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Theorist
#2467 Old 19th Oct 2013 at 3:56 AM
Granted. It's been expired for 10 years

I wish for a larger HD space for my Notebook
Inventor
#2468 Old 19th Oct 2013 at 7:41 AM
Quote: Originally posted by vhanster
I wish for a larger HD space for my Notebook


Granted. You get a newly recalled hard drive.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Banned
#2469 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 2:57 AM
Granted, it is now Rusty and Dusty and Smells...quite Musty!!

I wishes to has many dollars so I can buys me Ample Snick-Snacks!!!
Inventor
#2470 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 4:31 AM
Quote: Originally posted by krazyredd
I wishes to has many dollars so I can buys me Ample Snick-Snacks!!!


Granted. You have many dollars of play money.

I wish for more rootbeer.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2471 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 6:14 AM
Granted. It is flat.

I wish for an unlimited credit card

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2472 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 6:29 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
Granted. It is flat.

I'll drink it anyway.

Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish for an unlimited credit card


Granted. The credit limit is gone, but you still have to pay it off. Oh, and you have to pay the entire thing off every month.

I wish that ITF would come out already.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Field Researcher
#2473 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 6:30 AM
Granted, but it has many glitches, as only can be expected by EA.

I wish I had unlimited time to play The Sims.

I have a simblr now! Check it out: simblr
Had a long day and need a laugh? Check this out for funny sims stuff!
Inventor
#2474 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 6:34 AM
Quote: Originally posted by ohgreatone22
I wish I had unlimited time to play The Sims.


Granted. You run out of ideas for what to do with your Sims.

I wish for the ability to travel into the future.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2475 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 7:45 AM
Granted. You accidentally come back with a bomb from the future and it makes the earth explode.

I wish for some doritos

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
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