#251
22nd Sep 2009 at 8:56 PM
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I'd like my name changed to:
SkankBenSkank
It's the name I use more often.
As for a funny reason/story...
The End of V.
Strolling down the sidewalk, the city's skyline serving as his horizon, a young man takes a walk to collect his thoughts...The buildings, their lower stories lit ever so slightly by the occasional streetlight, served as decorations for the asphalt pathway he walked, his mind wandering in the direction of existentialism. While staring at nothing, his sight ignored, he falls upon the romantic visage of a young woman, headed his way. She seemed none to worried at his presence, and continued, unfettered, on her route. "Who is this goddess?" he thought to himself, his mouth slightly open in wonderment.
Her gaze moves up to join his, only to see him look away, embarrassed at his obvious ogling.
The distance between them shortens...
He looks back, only to find the look he abandoned moments ago upon her fair-skinned face. They both smile, as they near one another.
"What should I say? Should I just say 'hi'? Or would it be weird to say anything at all?" Before he had time to reach a decision, their paths intersected...
Stumbling over his words, he introduces himself.
"Hi, I'm V--" his words had been cut short, his consciousness leaves him for a short time.
His lucidity returning, he awakens on his side, curled up in the fetal position on his side, with open wallet in front of him, and a sharp pain.
Wincing, he reaches for his wallet to find a note:
"Hi, I'm Stacy. I like to kick people in the d*ck and take their identity."
Fin.