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#2476 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 9:58 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish for some doritos


Granted. They're stale.

I wish to know everything.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
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Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
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Mad Poster
#2477 Old 20th Oct 2013 at 10:33 PM
Granted. Your brain explodes from all the knowledge you have

I wish for some more energy

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2478 Old 21st Oct 2013 at 1:53 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
Granted. Your brain explodes from all the knowledge you have

I wish for some more energy


Granted. You get 1,000,000 Energy Credits that won't be of any use for 396 years.

I wish to live forever.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2479 Old 21st Oct 2013 at 2:24 AM
Granted. The world explodes and now you are the only living thing left on Earth.

I wish my job interview tomorrow, would run smoothly

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2480 Old 21st Oct 2013 at 3:17 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish my job interview tomorrow, would run smoothly


Granted. Your interview is with yourself. (I just couldn't bring myself to corrupt this one!)

I wish for a cure for the common cold.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2481 Old 21st Oct 2013 at 3:50 AM
Granted. The cure works for the first go, but never works again.

I wish cancer never existed (and I am not talking about the starsign)

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Instructor
#2482 Old 24th Oct 2013 at 11:03 PM
Granted, instead of cancer, everyone has a very strong immune system, and they live to be 200 years old.Along wioth that comes incurable cataracts, blindness, and an allergy to sugar that cannot be fixed, like that allergy some people have to peanuts. It seems to kill one of every nine people who suffer from the allergy. Sugar Snaps becomes the sponsor for February, the sugary allergy awareness month , and people wear bikinis outside their winter coats to promote awareness.

I wish I could buy insulin over ebay whenever I wanted to.
Mad Poster
#2483 Old 24th Oct 2013 at 11:57 PM
Granted. In the end, the world runs out of insulin in record speed, and people with diabetes suffer.

I wish cable/satellite TV was free

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2484 Old 25th Oct 2013 at 12:56 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish cable/satellite TV was free


Granted. It is now entirely made up of ads.

I wish for a bucket full of ice cream.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Forum Resident
#2485 Old 26th Oct 2013 at 6:18 PM
Granted, but the ice cream's all melted in an unwashed fish-head bucket.

I wish that I could get a hot stone massage today.
Field Researcher
#2486 Old 27th Oct 2013 at 6:43 AM
Granted, but the stones are really hot, and they burn the skin off your back.

I wish I had the money to buy all the music I wanted.

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Mad Poster
#2487 Old 27th Oct 2013 at 7:16 AM
Granted. All the music you buy ends up being pirated, and you get arrested for having illegally downloaded music, even though you didn't download it.

I wish it was Saturday today

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Lab Assistant
#2488 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 3:48 AM
Granted, but you have to do a ton of yardwork.

I wish my new computer could handle TS2.

If love is what saves all the creatures then why can't I hear them howl?
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Instructor
#2489 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 4:26 AM
Quote: Originally posted by pondefloor
Granted, but you have to do a ton of yardwork.

I wish my new computer could handle TS2.


Granted, but your "new" computer is a dust-bucket with a non-functional DVD drive and 1 gigabyte of ramm, built in 2004.

I wish chocolate made us healthier.. (or wait, is that reality?)
Lab Assistant
#2490 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 4:34 AM
Technically, my ""old"" computer has those specs, only no DVD drive at all since it was a netbook.


Chocolate makes us healthier, but is now a controlled substance.

I wish that I had the energy to do everything that I plan for myself to do.

If love is what saves all the creatures then why can't I hear them howl?
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Forum Resident
#2491 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 1:29 PM
Granted, but it only lasts for 10 minutes.

I wish that I could have a real life Bonehilda.
Inventor
#2492 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 4:19 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Annabel Lee
I wish that I could have a real life Bonehilda.


Granted. It looks like hose nose.

I wish that 9/11 had never happened.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2493 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 5:35 PM
In MY universe, it DID NOT! But then in my alternate universe the neighbor's outdoors cat's don't use my flower beds for a poop box, children are not molested, animals are not tortured, and everyone dies peacefully in their sleep after living a long and happy life.

I wish I could not even SEE your universe, but could live happily in mine.

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
Inventor
#2494 Old 28th Oct 2013 at 7:03 PM
Quote: Originally posted by grammapat
In MY universe, it DID NOT! But then in my alternate universe the neighbor's outdoors cat's don't use my flower beds for a poop box, children are not molested, animals are not tortured, and everyone dies peacefully in their sleep after living a long and happy life.

I wish I could not even SEE your universe, but could live happily in mine.


Granted. However, your universe collapses in on itself and becomes just another black hole.

I wish that I could run TS3 on a netbook with no performance issues whatsoever.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2495 Old 1st Nov 2013 at 9:03 PM
Granted. Until the netbook police come and arrest you and throw YOU into a virtual black hole! hahah payback

And I want a pony. But to make my hubby happy, a pony with a turret gun and a big pointy thing like a narwhale...so I guess I want an armed unicorn. Pink and purple, please, with sparkles. And a nice singing voice. And he should poop gold eggs.

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
Scholar
#2496 Old 19th Nov 2013 at 12:34 AM
Granted. But, he ends up turning on your husband and kills him. Fabuliciously, might I add.

I wish this thread didn't have to be necro'd

Just call me Blake! :)
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Field Researcher
#2497 Old 23rd Nov 2013 at 6:37 AM
Granted. But the thread gets so busy that it's hard to keep track of what wishes have been already corrupted and what hasn't, and that ruins the game.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not have to worry about getting fat.

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Mad Poster
#2498 Old 23rd Nov 2013 at 8:28 AM
Granted. You get some kind of disease that makes you throw up after every time you eat.

I wish for a new battery for my laptop

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2499 Old 23rd Nov 2013 at 4:01 PM
Granted. The battery catches on fire.

I wish for a Wii U.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Field Researcher
#2500 Old 23rd Nov 2013 at 5:29 PM
Granted. You get a Wii U but the second you touch it, it vaporizes.

I wish my pay would double.
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