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VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#101 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 8:52 PM
Granted, you have a license to drive golf carts - watch out for cows!


I wish I had a swimming pool.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
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5M0K3
Banned
#102 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 10:50 PM
Granted, but it's filled with acid.

I wish I wasn't broke.
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#103 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 5:45 AM
Granted, your kidneys are now fixed, but you are bankrupt, and in debt of over 3000 dollars.

I wish I had a photo of a glass of lemonade
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

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DigitalSympathies
Mad Poster
#104 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 6:05 AM
Yes, but it's a very badly done daguerreotype that disintegrates when you try to touch it.

I wish I had non-grainy speakers.

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This account is mostly used by my sons to download CC now, if you see me active, it's probably just them!
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#105 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 6:47 AM
Granted, you pound the grain, and cook it into bread, now you have bready speakers

I wish for one of George Meilies's movies.
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
vhanster
Theorist
#106 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 12:47 PM
Granted. You have no means to watch it though.

I wish I'm rich
Rawra
Alchemist
#107 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 1:28 PM
Granted, but you lose your money at poker.

I wish I didn't waste my whole day on 9GAG.
Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#108 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 6:32 PM
Granted, a hobo rook it from you instead

I wish for breakfast with bacon
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

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Rarr
Forum Resident
#109 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 8:27 PM
Granted, but the bacon is burnt.
I wish that it would snow already!
Lady_Chaos
Scholar
#110 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 8:50 PM
Granted, but you are snowed into your house without a shovel.

I wish school days only lasted five seconds.
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Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#111 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 8:54 PM
Granted, but you have to go to school 20 times a day every day of the year

I wish for the best wish ever!
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
haricots
Scholar
#112 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 9:58 PM
Granted. You end up singing it. "It's the best wish e...ver.." -> Spongebob version

I wish this book review finish itself..
Hey there! :)
Riptide651
Top Secret Researcher
#113 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 10:00 PM
Granted it stabbed itself with a knife and bled all over your desk

I wish MODTHESIMS would accept my uploads
Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

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Lavaster
Top Secret Researcher
#114 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 11:04 PM
Granted; they make a category called "Category of Shame" just for you.
I wish my smoothie would talk to me..

ENTJ
Orilon
Mad Poster
#115 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 11:08 PM
Granted, it's talking in a language you can't understand.


I wish I wasn't so tired.
EvilSkittles
Test Subject
#116 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 11:43 PM
Granted but you can never sleep again.

I wish I had perfect vision.
Kathwynn
Forum Resident
#117 Old 4th Dec 2011 at 11:45 PM
Granted: You are dead..

I wish I didn't have top get up at 3am to take the 4am the delivery at the shop.
Rarr
Forum Resident
#118 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 12:31 AM
Granted- you loose your job and become a hobo
I wish that nail polish didnt take so long to dry -_-
5M0K3
Banned
#119 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 12:46 AM
To EvilSkittles' wish: Granted, you can see through walls, clothes, you name it! Until one day, you see your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/lover cheating on you!

To Kathwynn's wish: Granted, you have to wake up a 2am to take the 3am delivery to the shop.

EDIT: Gahh too slow, that's what I get for viewing 20 forums at once.

To Octavia's wish: Granted, it dries as soon as it makes contact with oxygen, so it's dry before you even get it on your fingernails!

I wish I could find my driver's license.
haricots
Scholar
#120 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 9:14 AM
Granted. Fortunately, it turns into ash near your ass..

I wish I have a bottle full of toxic....
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#121 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 10:23 AM
Granted. you accidentally drank it and die

I wish for a lifetime supply of free food.
haricots
Scholar
#122 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 11:05 AM
Granted. Rotten food.

I wish vhanster answer what his/her gender truly is...
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#123 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 12:21 PM
Granted. The answer is: Undisclosed.

I wish for someone who can grant wishes without corrupting them.
DrowningFishy
Scholar
#124 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 12:32 PM
Granted-but now your wishes are granted by politians.

I wish Patrick from Sponge Bob never existed.
Disclaimer: I am just being a goof ball, please ignore me if offended.
5M0K3
Banned
#125 Old 5th Dec 2011 at 12:52 PM
Granted, Sponge Bob never existed. (Yes!)

I wish Fry was real.
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