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moonlight_frog
Lab Assistant
#76 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 9:22 PM
Granted, but you have no room, you hobo.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in order to get a "good" job...
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5M0K3
Banned
#77 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 10:56 PM
Granted, you become a doctor and you have no idea what you're doing. You kill someone. The lawsuits come rollin' in...

I wish the economy didn't suck so bad. (yes I know I've wished this before)
vhanster
Theorist
#78 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 2:12 PM
Granted. The currency system of this world disappears.

I wish my laptop works faster
Lance
Banned
#79 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 2:23 PM
You improved your laptop with newly invented technology and it does work faster than any other laptop in the world. Hovewer, most applications and all your favorite games turned out to be incompatible with this techology.

I wish there were no time zones in the world.
haricots
Scholar
#80 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 2:36 PM
Granted. There's no time, and we all freeze.

I wish... (already freezed)
Hey there! :)
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#81 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 8:31 PM
(Answers in voice of Soup Nazi - See Seinfeld to understand the reference), "No wishes for you - one week!"


I wish I could slow time down at will.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
5M0K3
Banned
#82 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 11:05 PM
Granted, but the space time continuum implodes causing random skips through time. (Yes, Futurama... YES!)

I wish it was the year 3000 and I was still the age I am now.
GigaRevival
Inventor
#83 Old 30th Nov 2011 at 11:12 PM Last edited by GigaRevival : 30th Nov 2011 at 11:14 PM. Reason: I accidentally a word
Granted. But humans are now obsolete, so the robot overlords kill you on the spot.

I wish I could finish my paper.
"Goonies never say die."
haricots
Scholar
#84 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 10:53 AM
(After one week) Granted for just one. Choose from those math, and history, and literature, and arts, and physics, and biology, and chemistry, and...and...and...

I wish this song get out of my head! It drives me insane!!
Hey there! :)
missy harries
Forum Resident
#85 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 10:59 AM
Granted but you're still insane in the membrane.......

I wish I could have a nice nap.
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GigaRevival
Inventor
#86 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 11:09 AM
Granted. You fall into a coma.

I wish my house would stop making creepy noises at night.
"Goonies never say die."
haricots
Scholar
#87 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 11:53 AM
Granted. It makes creepy noises everytime.

I wish GigaRevival stop corrupting any wish. (hope she's the one who granted this wish)
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#88 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 12:26 PM
Granted. Now I'm the one corrupting your wish.

I wish my room can be dust-free
GigaRevival
Inventor
#89 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 3:30 PM
*snap* Beat me to it vhanster. ; )

Granted. The dust migrates to the rest of your house instead.

I wish I could find my flash drive.
"Goonies never say die."
vhanster
Theorist
#90 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 4:24 PM
Granted. You found it inside the dishwasher, drenched and broken

I wish there are no exams
5M0K3
Banned
#91 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 11:38 PM
Granted, they change the name to "smaxe".

I wish my car was working again.
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#92 Old 1st Dec 2011 at 11:59 PM
Granted, your car is working but you have a suspended licence and can't drive anywhere.

I wish I knew what to wish for
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
EvilSkittles
Test Subject
#93 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 2:25 AM
Granted, you know what to wish for but you used up your wish.
GigaRevival
Inventor
#94 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 2:36 AM
I wish EvilSkittles had wished for something.
"Goonies never say die."
EvilSkittles
Test Subject
#95 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 2:55 AM
Oh crap, I knew I forgot something

Granted, I wished for something but you shall not know what it is.

I wish the Doctor was real.
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#96 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 4:28 AM
Well,of course, he's real! You just blanked it out when he flashed the sonic screwdriver. Oh wait...that's Men in Black. Never mind that. (BTW, there's a tardis download for Sims 2 floating around somewhere.)

I wish I was snorkeling in the Caribbean.
Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust
Lab Assistant
#97 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 6:53 AM
granted but your friend keeps peeing in the water

I wish I had a nicer car
5M0K3
Banned
#98 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 1:43 PM
Granted but it's a stolen car.

I wish I could corrupt a wish better.
haricots
Scholar
#99 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 2:34 PM
Granted. Sacrifice your ability in typing anything first, though...

I wish everyone is a cow...
Hey there! :)
vhanster
Theorist
#100 Old 2nd Dec 2011 at 3:07 PM
Granted. Everyone dies because there's not enough food source and there's no one to cultivate them.

I wish I could get a driving license
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