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View Poll Results: Party?
Feast with only ham products?
5 29.41%
Lew as a Party Singer?
8 47.06%
A Dancing Ham Statue?
9 52.94%
Did somebody say Ham Cookies?
7 41.18%
A Ham fountain?
9 52.94%
Raps as a desk lamp?
7 41.18%
HAM!!! ARGH!!!
3 17.65%
I hate ham... bitch.
3 17.65%
Party Band- Liz and the Leprechauns
8 47.06%
Caterer- Coco Channel's Ham Servicing
6 35.29%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

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kopple36
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#1 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:19 AM
Happy Ham Day!!!
Happy Ham Day!


Happy Ham Day everyone! (25th July)

Ham Day is a day of celebration of ham and a time to get together! Whether your Christian, Buddist, Muslim, Nintendorkian, Atheist or even in a estranged cult for the llama people, Ham Day is for you!

The Story of Ham Day
Ham Day started over 1000 years ago with a man called Bobby Hamington. He worked as a chef in a large castle belonging to Queen Salamina, the Queen of Italy. One day the Queen ordered a large feast to be made for the annual Kingdom Banquet and Bobby was in charge of the meat, the largest part of the feast. When Bobby began to cut up the ham, it came alive and destroyed the Kingdom. The ham began to take over the land and so this destruction could stop, the High King exchanged a holiday named after the ham so that it would stop wrecking havoc. The ham agreed and it stopped. Now these days Ham is peaceful, willing to be cut up and be eaten. These days, that ham delivers a gift of ham on Ham Eve to all who believe in him. Kids of all ages will wait for the morning to see a big juicy ham in their kitchen! That is the story of Ham.

How are we going to celebrate it?
Well, as I am such an avid fan of Ham, I think it is fit that we throw a celebration of pure ham! Unfortunatly my Party Planner Quoople was murdered so I need a bit of help to plan this party! Please vote on the poll what this party should include.

Other than that I hope that you can respect this holiday and have a great time with this!

Happy Ham Day!!!
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#2 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:29 AM
Ham Fountain!!!
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kopple36
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#3 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:53 AM
tree4me
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#4 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:54 AM
I hate ham... bitch.

Liz and the Leprechauns? Who are they?
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kopple36
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#5 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:56 AM
tree4me
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#6 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:57 AM
It's only because the smell has made me sick for the past two weeks. Too strong! TOO STRONG!
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kopple36
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#7 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 8:02 AM
Ok fine!

Come on! Everyone knows Liz and the Leprechauns! The most famous band in Nintendorkia!
Darth_Beeblebrox
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#8 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 8:04 AM
Dancing Ham Statue! :D
kopple36
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#9 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 8:07 AM
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#10 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 8:16 AM
Quote: Originally posted by kopple36
Ok fine!

Come on! Everyone knows Liz and the Leprechauns! The most famous band in Nintendorkia!


I've never heard of them. ::
This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
kopple36
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#11 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 8:26 AM
tree4me
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#12 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 9:50 AM
Believe it or not, I haven't. ::
This allows me to see into the minds of people! That's right, I can actually see what they're thinking!
So long as what they're thinking is exactly what I think they're thinking.
kopple36
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#13 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 11:00 AM
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#14 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 11:56 AM
Lew as a singer. Classics
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kopple36
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#15 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 12:02 PM
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#16 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 12:24 PM
am i the only one finding a ham fountain very improbable?
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#17 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 12:27 PM
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#18 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 1:03 PM
Maybe if we pureed it. Ya know, ground it into liquig. Mmmmmm Hamshakes.
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#19 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 3:32 PM
I thought a ham fountain was a fountain made from a giant ham. The only problem would be getting one that was big enough to put the plumbing in.

And keeping people from eating it afterward.
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#20 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 3:36 PM

A pureed ham?
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Vampire_of_Death
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#21 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:27 PM
Yep. Sounds yummy, right?


We could replace ALL of the water around Nintendorks Island with pureed ham.
Rikachu
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#22 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:29 PM
I hate ham... bitch.
Vampire_of_Death
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#23 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 7:33 PM
Actually, *wihispers* I don;t like it either.
kopple36
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#24 Old 25th Jul 2009 at 11:29 PM
Don't say that! *Tears rolls down face*
 
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