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Scholar
#101 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 7:26 AM
Granted. Ka-Boom! Ka-Chop! You died by the bomb, and you are chopped to death.

I wish I would stop making nonsense.

Hey there! :)
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Theorist
#102 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 7:59 AM
Granted. Everyone else around you starts making nonsense

I wish I can graduate faster.
Mad Poster
#103 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 11:25 AM
Granted - out the door for you! Unfortunately, all the jobs are for people who majored in something you did not

I wish I had some bananas.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Field Researcher
#104 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 1:14 PM
Granted, but all the monkeys from the local zoo escaped recently, and they are after you now they are like give me yo bananas! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THE GORILLAS got out too!

I wish my computer worked better and more faster.

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Top Secret Researcher
#105 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 3:18 PM
Granted it works better but I cant grant the second part due to incorrect grammar

I wish for pickles

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Field Researcher
#106 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 5:54 PM
You know what's strange it is really working better O.O the fan started working again it hasn't worked in like forever the built in fan...OMG.... aww the fan is running slow again...I guess I didn't wish how long it would work well did I heheh

Granted! may you find a jar in your house or somebody will buy you some PS...If you find some make sure they are safe to eat as they may be old and expired, I'm not sure if pickles can expire but surely they can. Oh and if somebody buys you some they might accidentally buy you a jar of Jalapenos by mistake...

I wish for Confidence and self Motivation!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Mad Poster
#107 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 6:13 PM
Granted but you become a prideful dude as well as subject to posing on top of things in buildings while giving soliloquies.

I wish I could have been at a live David Bowie China Girl Performance.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#108 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 7:08 PM
Granted! you will get the opportunity again someday and even get his autograph, but someone might bump into you and you might fall into a pile of mud...and then a crazed fan will pick up your signed autograph and run off.
And my, my, with that much Confidence and Motivation I should just take over the Earth......

I wish I would, take control of all government satellites all throughout space, hack them and reprogram them, and take over the Earth's power grids, basically I wish for dominion over the Earth!!! mwahaha haha!!!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Mad Poster
#109 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 7:20 PM
You do but the aliens.... they attack!

I wish that werewolves were real.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#110 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 7:30 PM Last edited by Simdrew1993 : 16th Mar 2012 at 7:42 PM.
Granted! By day they are the people we trust, by night they are savage beasts AND WILL EAT US ALL ALIIIIVE!!! oh and people can get infected by the way.
Shoot!!! an alien attack NO! not good, good thing I have control of the Earth, now to unleash the Nuclear bombs!!!
and I'll use the satellites and fire the lasers!

I wish, I would become a genius within the next 3 minutes, after whoever replies. Come on! where's that reply already I want to be a GENIUS!!!

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Mad Poster
#111 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 9:19 PM
Granted: Your brain is so hot, it smokes. Wait...is that FIRE????

I wish I knew the answer.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Field Researcher
#112 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 10:20 PM Last edited by Simdrew1993 : 16th Mar 2012 at 11:13 PM.
Granted! ah it burns! Yep the ignorance has to come out. no it's just, an...unnatural gas........it's Brain-farts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUnyF46cdYU

I wish robotic Androids would be developed and be placed in today's modern society.

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Top Secret Researcher
#113 Old 16th Mar 2012 at 11:58 PM
JalapeƱos are fine

Granted, enter I.Robot

I wish for a homework-less weekend

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Field Researcher
#114 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 2:07 AM
Granted, but they just passed a new law eliminating weekends.

I wish Chuck Norris could defeat Bruce Lee.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#115 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 2:14 AM
Granted but Bieber beats Chuck.

I wish Mr. Clean beat Bieber.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Scholar
#116 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 2:19 AM
Granted, in another life. It has nothing to do with you, so Y U NO GO OUT OF THIS PLACE?!

I wish I have the will to do my homework now.

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#117 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 2:36 AM
Granted but Gandalf compels you to post here.

I wish I remembered to Make a wish and didn't have to edit my entry again...

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Mad Poster
#118 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 3:10 AM
Granted but somehow Modclod edits your post.

I wish Modclod edits all my posts magically to say "Modclod was here " so that I'd get irritated and angry.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Top Secret Researcher
#119 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 5:50 AM
Granted, but thats bad enough as is so....

I wish My avatar was amazing, oh wait... It is

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Mad Poster
#120 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 6:32 AM
Granted it becomes so super amazing it jumps off your place and runs everywhere about the page like a happy dance routine.

Wish that I had another drink.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#121 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 8:54 AM
Granted, but you become so drunk you die.

I wish I went to sleep earlier.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#122 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 1:36 PM
Granted, you went to sleep very early...tomorrow morning (after staying up all day and night - you must be tired!)

I wish I woke up earlier.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Theorist
#123 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 4:29 PM
Granted. But the day ends faster.

I wish I know how to install textures for Adobe Photoshop
Top Secret Researcher
#124 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 6:23 PM
Granted, but the textures will only install if "they feel like it"

I wish for a wishful wish that I had already wished for in a different wishful wishing wish forum while wishfully wishing for wishful wishes.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Mad Poster
#125 Old 17th Mar 2012 at 6:23 PM
Granted but they are of the picture.

I wish I had an emu for every time I said something, a dear ol' pink emu.
Screenshots

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
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