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Scholar
#276 Old 7th Apr 2012 at 5:20 PM
Granted. Now they use 99.8%

I wish I could fly. (this will end badly)

THE CAT HAIR WIZARD
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Top Secret Researcher
#277 Old 7th Apr 2012 at 7:49 PM
Granted, but you get arrested for stealing someone else's wish.

I wish I wasn't dumb

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Lab Assistant
#278 Old 9th Apr 2012 at 7:21 AM
Granted. You get so smart the dumber people think you're still only a idiot.
I wish we had something better to do.
Inventor
#279 Old 9th Apr 2012 at 10:11 AM
Granted. The opportunity presents itself to clean the whole house. Better = productive, right? Meh.

I wish my dissertation was finished and it was so awesomely stellar that they gave me my degrees early.

"Goonies never say die."
Scholar
#280 Old 9th Apr 2012 at 11:14 AM
Granted. It was so awesomely stellar that they can't stand reading it, and dropped you out instead. They give you a special degree for people who was dropped out. :P

I wish that my sentence above never happened to me.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#281 Old 9th Apr 2012 at 11:19 AM
Granted. But they realize that you did not cite your resources and took away your degrees

I wish I can find my phone.
Scholar
#282 Old 10th Apr 2012 at 2:52 PM
Granted. It's in your dream. You never have that phone from the very first time, actually.

I wish vhanster got her phone back.

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#283 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 7:54 PM
Granted, but vhanster found the phone covered in urine.

(Me: What the heck!? What kind of an idiot would pee on somebody else's phone!? )

I wish I could come up with a better way to corrupt vhanster's wish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
#284 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 8:20 PM
(Me too - that was gross). Granted, but all your corruptions die on your keyboard and never make it to this board.

I wish my foot didn't hurt.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Top Secret Researcher
#285 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 8:28 PM
Granted. Now your hand hurts and you can't type anymore.

I wish my brother would stop running around the house all the time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
#286 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 10:34 PM
Granted! The vibrations of his constant running made the house fall down, so now he has plenty of room to run.

I wish my niece's new baby doesn't have colic

"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
Top Secret Researcher
#287 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 10:40 PM
Granted, but now your niece's new baby doesn't even exist.

I wish I can pull stuff out of thin air.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#288 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 10:43 PM
Yes, but you accidently pull a bomb out of midair (imma sadistic jerk)

I wish I could draw a straight line (this oughta be good)

THE CAT HAIR WIZARD
Mad Poster
#289 Old 13th Apr 2012 at 10:50 PM
You can, horizontal or vertical. You are an etch a sketch

"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
Scholar
#290 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 12:36 AM
I wish the person above me can make their wish visible to amazing human being like me. *poke smorbie1* *run*

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#291 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 12:56 AM
Granted, but it's in a foriegn language.

I wish

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Scholar
#292 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 3:00 AM
Gran

I wish to be unconscious now.

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#293 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 6:00 AM
"sing-song voice" I'M BAAAACK!!!

Granted, you you subconsciously do all the things you would do when you are conscious, and they are placed in your memory, especially if you screw them up.

I wish my nose wasn't wind-chapped from skiing.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Field Researcher
#294 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 6:25 AM
Granted, soon it will be so chapped it falls off.

I wish, I would have an awesome dream tonight while I sleep, a dream that's like a movie and a lot happens but not a nightmare, something so cool that the real world seems boring.

My YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/simdrew1993
My Sims http://simdrew1993.deviantart.com/
My Ganondorf Impression: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqKxNM6IO0?HD=1
Batman Impressions http://youtu.be/hPYnW2AZdzI?hd=1

I make Zelda Sims, so please feel free to check them out!!! :D
Mad Poster
#295 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 4:29 PM
Granted! A wonderful dream is all queued up and ready to go. Unfortunately, you are unable to sleep all night long.

I wish there were something good on tv.

"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
Banned
#296 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 8:10 PM
Granted, but you don't have that channel.

I wish I was a nicer person.
Test Subject
#297 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 10:43 PM
Granted, but you get taken for all your worldly goods in a scam designed to "help the needy".

I wish I was stronger physically.
Banned
#298 Old 14th Apr 2012 at 11:43 PM
Granted, but you're weaker mentally.

I wish I had better clothing.
Mad Poster
#299 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 12:55 AM
Granted! You have plenty of beautiful clothes. But you're too fat to wear them.

I wish no one ever had to go hungry.

"Fear not little flock, for it hath pleased your Father to give you a kingdom". Luke 12:32 Chris Hatch's family friendly files archived on SFS: http://www.modthesims.info/showthread.php?t=603534 . Bulbizarre's website: https://archiveofourown.org/users/C...CoveredPortals/
Top Secret Researcher
#300 Old 15th Apr 2012 at 1:08 AM
Granted, but now everyone is 100% thirsty every day.

I wishy fishy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
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