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#6401
1st Jun 2015 at 5:04 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by EvilMcNastySim2015
Okay last night one of my homes was burgled but the alarm went off and a police officer showed up. The trouble is I have a pool in the back yard of this house so the instant the cop got there all she did was change into swim clothes and go swimming while the thief took half my stuff. How stupid can you get?! I want a way to get this woman thrown off of the force! |
Man, that's even more incompetent than the cops on Dexter...
How Chinese tourists relax in France. The shoes complement everything in the pic quite well.
Then again, the French sims in my game seem to have a penchant for acting inappropriately without even having the trait.
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#6402
2nd Jun 2015 at 11:36 PM
Posts: 1,030
Some determined flowers there.
So my sim Garnet went skinny dipping, then promptly forgot to redress. Whoops. Still, that doesn't forgive this creeper of an NPC:
look at this shit
here he is
staring
Then it got worse.
'HELLO NAKED PERSON 8D'
'I SURE LIKE WHAT I SEE'
please fuck off oh my god
So my sim Garnet went skinny dipping, then promptly forgot to redress. Whoops. Still, that doesn't forgive this creeper of an NPC:
look at this shit
here he is
staring
Then it got worse.
'HELLO NAKED PERSON 8D'
'I SURE LIKE WHAT I SEE'
please fuck off oh my god
#6403
3rd Jun 2015 at 1:34 AM
Posts: 533
Prepare for incoming random garbage:
"Greeting, Earth child" He says to the small alien child
Okay, why is there a smiley face next to the tombstone. Just why.
"Father, your age has rendered you unable to contribute to society any longer. It would be best for all if you ceased your living."
Oh god, that is not how you read to a baby
I got her a pony for her birthday and I think it was a bad idea
At first glance, you'd think she was playing in a puddle of rain water. That is not rain water. That is horse pee.
Painting, yes, this is how you do that
This is also how you do that, very good
'sup guys
Okay, this one requires some explaining. I am on a mission to explore more aspects of TS3 and since I have never had a Sim die of anything other than old age, I am doing a ghost legacy. Make a founder Sim have kids, pick an heir, make founder die in a certain way, heir has kids, kill heir in a different way, repeat. Up until I have explored each death in TS3. This child was born with the evil and loner traits, and is also a Pyromaniac since her father is an NPC firefighter. After this conversation, I think she's my heir. And will also burn her mother to death. (Excuse the horrible lack of decor, they are very poor and I am very, very lazy.)
"Greeting, Earth child" He says to the small alien child
Okay, why is there a smiley face next to the tombstone. Just why.
"Father, your age has rendered you unable to contribute to society any longer. It would be best for all if you ceased your living."
Oh god, that is not how you read to a baby
I got her a pony for her birthday and I think it was a bad idea
At first glance, you'd think she was playing in a puddle of rain water. That is not rain water. That is horse pee.
Painting, yes, this is how you do that
This is also how you do that, very good
'sup guys
Okay, this one requires some explaining. I am on a mission to explore more aspects of TS3 and since I have never had a Sim die of anything other than old age, I am doing a ghost legacy. Make a founder Sim have kids, pick an heir, make founder die in a certain way, heir has kids, kill heir in a different way, repeat. Up until I have explored each death in TS3. This child was born with the evil and loner traits, and is also a Pyromaniac since her father is an NPC firefighter. After this conversation, I think she's my heir. And will also burn her mother to death. (Excuse the horrible lack of decor, they are very poor and I am very, very lazy.)
#6404
3rd Jun 2015 at 8:16 PM
Posts: 565
Because not only is this the ideal object to steal from work, it is totally normal for a criminal warehouse to have a pink rug in the shape of a bunny.
#6405
3rd Jun 2015 at 8:21 PM
Posts: 71
Quote: Originally posted by MistressTiffany
Because not only is this the ideal object to steal from work, it is totally normal for a criminal warehouse to have a pink rug in the shape of a bunny. |
Don't you know the bunny is the criminal calling card? Why do you think it's everywhere? They want you to think it's a perfectly normal mascot and has nothing to do with anything. Nope Nothing to see here.
#6406
4th Jun 2015 at 12:20 AM
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Thanks: 12571 in 61 Posts
@Nat 619: lmao that is great. I see you also have pervy puddings in your game. He gazes so longingly...
@Eronel: considering the fact that they're aliens, they can probably get away with not knowing ~Earthly customs~.
The ghost legacy sounds very interesting, I might try it next legacy. What did you do for the first generation?
He is annoyed because the girls pillow fighting woke him up, but he can't get up because they're blocking the way and he can't go back to sleep because they're making too much noise. Torture indeed.
And because EA couldn't be arsed to make a proper animation for kids playing with toddlers on the xylophone, we have a (lovely) mod that does this:
@Eronel: considering the fact that they're aliens, they can probably get away with not knowing ~Earthly customs~.
The ghost legacy sounds very interesting, I might try it next legacy. What did you do for the first generation?
He is annoyed because the girls pillow fighting woke him up, but he can't get up because they're blocking the way and he can't go back to sleep because they're making too much noise. Torture indeed.
And because EA couldn't be arsed to make a proper animation for kids playing with toddlers on the xylophone, we have a (lovely) mod that does this:
#6407
4th Jun 2015 at 1:15 AM
Posts: 533
Quote: Originally posted by sweetdevil
@Eronel: considering the fact that they're aliens, they can probably get away with not knowing ~Earthly customs~. The ghost legacy sounds very interesting, I might try it next legacy. What did you do for the first generation? |
I didn't have much planned out when I first started other than I was putting the deaths in order from most normal (fire, drowning) to weirdest (like mummy's curse and transmutation), but now I'm trying to make the deaths seem like they're part of a story and putting reason behind them instead of, say, deleting the doors and putting a bunch of rugs in front of a fireplace after picking an heir. I've also decided to try to complete LTWs so I can explore those as well and kill them before the Elder stage hits, but I'm only on the second gen, so I haven't tested how well it works yet.
The child in that last photo I posted did indeed kill her mother by fire, and as a ridiculous form of revenge at that, but I didn't realize that Pyromaniac fires fizzled out after a few seconds instead of actually burning. So she bought some fireworks and set them off next to her mother's bed while she was sleeping, which did the trick. Now I've just gotta have my new heir pop out a few babies after she ages up and also think of a good reason for her to drown instead of just "Hey, you're tired, let's go swimming."
#6408
4th Jun 2015 at 8:13 AM
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Thanks: 12571 in 61 Posts
She could fall into the pool while drunk
Pyromaniac fires do that, yeah. I wanted to make an evil sim once too, and was disappointed that no one reacted to the fires...
And I initially assumed you'd have the heirs turn into ghosts before having kids (so the ghost kids could be heirs), but now I realize they'd be the same type of ghost unless you also turned the spouse into a different ghost - which is...complicated, lol.
Pyromaniac fires do that, yeah. I wanted to make an evil sim once too, and was disappointed that no one reacted to the fires...
And I initially assumed you'd have the heirs turn into ghosts before having kids (so the ghost kids could be heirs), but now I realize they'd be the same type of ghost unless you also turned the spouse into a different ghost - which is...complicated, lol.
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#6409
4th Jun 2015 at 1:25 PM
Posts: 50
i have a certain naughty woohoo mod installed (for storytelling purposes dont judge XD) and one timewhen this old sim died his grandson went to woohoo with the grim reaper.
Oh and then there was this time where my sim thought it was appropriate to make the bed while my two other sims were in the middle of woohoo.
Oh and then there was this time where my sim thought it was appropriate to make the bed while my two other sims were in the middle of woohoo.
#6410
5th Jun 2015 at 7:55 AM
Posts: 262
Thanks: 5487 in 41 Posts
Congratulations! Your sim has just given birth to a beautiful baby g-
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
Lab Assistant
#6412
5th Jun 2015 at 8:27 PM
Posts: 280
Quote: Originally posted by ltb1999
I have this sim family, and right before they woohoo, the talk about FORKS! Like, its so random! It happens when right before they go under the covers! It has a thought bubble with forks in it then they nod and go under! |
Don't you know they are saying? " Forks turn me on. Do Forks turn you on? Let's put some forks in the bed with us" LOL
#6413
5th Jun 2015 at 8:34 PM
Posts: 356
Quote: Originally posted by Thnkr0917
Don't you know they are saying? " Forks turn me on. Do Forks turn you on? Let's put some forks in the bed with us" LOL |
Oh you are being too complicated! They're saying, "Fork me, baby!"
#6414
5th Jun 2015 at 8:54 PM
Posts: 280
Quote: Originally posted by sweetdevil
Brilliant XD And everyone knows Sim Police is useless - I dare say even more useless than the one in Dexter. Though both of them had a wrongdoer under their nose the whole time and let them get away repeatedly. The "Dexter the Bear" mod should have been included in the game from the start; it wouldn't have been out of place at all. A fairy and a toadified alien in high heels and formal wear on a trampoline. Only in The Sims. Also, more proof that TS3 sucks major ass when it comes to making sims that look good (or at least the same) throughout all age stages. Behold my attempt at simming Arya Stark. Started from the pudding on the left and came up with the sim on the right: What does she look like as a teen and as an adult? I pray to God Maisie Williams won't grow up like that |
Sadly, It's what a lifetime of working for the many faced god in Bravos does to you. On the other hand she does have the ability to change her appearance at will.
#6415
5th Jun 2015 at 9:13 PM
Posts: 280
Quote: Originally posted by MistressTiffany
Because not only is this the ideal object to steal from work, it is totally normal for a criminal warehouse to have a pink rug in the shape of a bunny. |
Test Subject
#6416
6th Jun 2015 at 12:39 AM
Posts: 10
Okay; the vampire I was playing, Vladmir Schlick, the criminal boss of Bridgeport, got put in jail. Police says; "We'll be taking all your belongings. We don't want the other inmates to be jealous of your I'm so totally preggers: An expecting mother's tale."
#6417
6th Jun 2015 at 3:41 AM
Posts: 565
My genius thief strikes again, pilfering another object that is most certainly to be found at the headquarters of a criminal organization. I wonder how many others had their eyes on this rare, special and incredibly valuable prize? She must have fought tooth and nail for it.
#6418
6th Jun 2015 at 3:02 PM
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Thanks: 12571 in 61 Posts
@MistressTiffany: that's the best criminal gang I've ever seen. I want them in my game
Two of my sims demonstrate the proper way to watch the stars with your loved one:
And the little girl from my previous post fortunately grew up to be lovely, as did her brother (the toddler).
Two of my sims demonstrate the proper way to watch the stars with your loved one:
And the little girl from my previous post fortunately grew up to be lovely, as did her brother (the toddler).
#6419
6th Jun 2015 at 5:25 PM
Posts: 565
@Sweetdevil - Your picture reminds me of one of my own. One of my sims decided to woo one of the pretty maids and may have come on a little too strong:
Notice the creepy moustache and all.
Notice the creepy moustache and all.
#6420
6th Jun 2015 at 6:40 PM
Posts: 1,030
Quote: Originally posted by sweetdevil
@MistressTiffany: that's the best criminal gang I've ever seen. I want them in my game |
I agree with this.
The dog found this. Good girl.
#6421
6th Jun 2015 at 7:16 PM
Posts: 4,622
So I'm going to put this under spoilers for reasons of:
- A shit ton of pictures
- Semi NSFW
- Me making gross comments because I am immature
- A shit ton of pictures
- Semi NSFW
- Me making gross comments because I am immature
Now with that out of the way, what's been going on in my saves since my last content post?
Well firstly, Jesus returned. ...Who said he had to return as a human?
Secondly, I've been playing the Farrington/Faux mix a lot more.
ZARYN THIS IS WHY YOU KNOCK BEFORE GOING INTO YOUR MUM'S ROOM
Nalini please don't puke on the infant
Edward gets struck by lightning, simply because my game went lol fuck you
Edward's new shirt glitched out (and it's from IP, not CC!). It looks as though he decided to try and copy Nalini's dress sense and she is furious about it. No wonder he's crying.
Edward and Nalini had public sex in the autumn festival LLAMA. Apparently it was bad, because immediately afterwards he started crying. Nalini, on the other hand, found it so great she passed out.
I decided to play with Vincent and his love interest for a bit. Said love interest is not happy with the idea of snogging a frog.
And I sent Nalini to kill Miles Atwood before he could fuck and reproduce with another EA made lady.
GODDAMN IT I CAN'T GET IN BECAUSE THIS FLIMSY GLASS DOOR IS CLOSED
Look at Miles' triumphant evil idle. He knows she's bound by the limitations of Sims and he is taunting her ass.
And then she fatally stabs him in the cock. To any men reading this, I am sorry.
Vincent had a birt- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU AGE UP INTO
Nalini just nopes the fuck out of there
Vincent please
Edward and Aria Farrington merged. We've already had Heathward but sadly Ariaward doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Next up, I played some more of the batshit crazy Izon family.
Laulella Izon decides to practise for tips in the middle of the road, in daylight, as a vampire. This is a perfectly fine idea.
Her husband Aizel decides that he doesn't give a fuck any more, and refuses to go to work without a dagger. It's always the quiet ones.
Aizel's disgusting, alcoholic, slovenly horrendous gorilla of a father Bryan went into labour!
FUCK ME THE BABY'S CROWNING MY ARSE HASN'T HURT THIS MUCH SINCE I SHAT OUT A BOWLING BALL SIZED TURD AFTER CURRY NIGHT
His expression didn't change once. Not even for him to scream.
I think Laulella's expression perfectly encapsulates the sentiment of "I just saw a baby slide out of my father-in-law's hairy ringpiece, kill me now".
Welcome, Banshee Izon!
...Followed later by Gaia and Ares Izon because I forced two instant babies and pretended Bryan had alien triplets.
No Bryan stop glaring at Lella, it's not her Goddamn fault.
Well firstly, Jesus returned. ...Who said he had to return as a human?
Secondly, I've been playing the Farrington/Faux mix a lot more.
ZARYN THIS IS WHY YOU KNOCK BEFORE GOING INTO YOUR MUM'S ROOM
Nalini please don't puke on the infant
Edward gets struck by lightning, simply because my game went lol fuck you
Edward's new shirt glitched out (and it's from IP, not CC!). It looks as though he decided to try and copy Nalini's dress sense and she is furious about it. No wonder he's crying.
Edward and Nalini had public sex in the autumn festival LLAMA. Apparently it was bad, because immediately afterwards he started crying. Nalini, on the other hand, found it so great she passed out.
I decided to play with Vincent and his love interest for a bit. Said love interest is not happy with the idea of snogging a frog.
And I sent Nalini to kill Miles Atwood before he could fuck and reproduce with another EA made lady.
GODDAMN IT I CAN'T GET IN BECAUSE THIS FLIMSY GLASS DOOR IS CLOSED
Look at Miles' triumphant evil idle. He knows she's bound by the limitations of Sims and he is taunting her ass.
And then she fatally stabs him in the cock. To any men reading this, I am sorry.
Vincent had a birt- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU AGE UP INTO
Nalini just nopes the fuck out of there
Vincent please
Edward and Aria Farrington merged. We've already had Heathward but sadly Ariaward doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Next up, I played some more of the batshit crazy Izon family.
Laulella Izon decides to practise for tips in the middle of the road, in daylight, as a vampire. This is a perfectly fine idea.
Her husband Aizel decides that he doesn't give a fuck any more, and refuses to go to work without a dagger. It's always the quiet ones.
Aizel's disgusting, alcoholic, slovenly horrendous gorilla of a father Bryan went into labour!
FUCK ME THE BABY'S CROWNING MY ARSE HASN'T HURT THIS MUCH SINCE I SHAT OUT A BOWLING BALL SIZED TURD AFTER CURRY NIGHT
His expression didn't change once. Not even for him to scream.
I think Laulella's expression perfectly encapsulates the sentiment of "I just saw a baby slide out of my father-in-law's hairy ringpiece, kill me now".
Welcome, Banshee Izon!
...Followed later by Gaia and Ares Izon because I forced two instant babies and pretended Bryan had alien triplets.
No Bryan stop glaring at Lella, it's not her Goddamn fault.
#6422
6th Jun 2015 at 7:24 PM
Posts: 1,030
Quote: Originally posted by BL00DIEDHELL
And I sent Nalini to kill Miles Atwood before he could fuck and reproduce with another EA made lady. GODDAMN IT I CAN'T GET IN BECAUSE THIS FLIMSY GLASS DOOR IS CLOSED Look at Miles' triumphant evil idle. He knows she's bound by the limitations of Sims and he is taunting her ass. [...] And then she fatally stabs him in the cock. To any men reading this, I am sorry. |
Fucking lost it, lmao. Another beautiful post.
#6423
6th Jun 2015 at 8:21 PM
Posts: 533
Bl00, posts don't usually make me laugh out loud, but I completely lost it at Vincent's birthday. I agree with Nat, beautiful indeed. :'D
#6424
6th Jun 2015 at 8:29 PM
Posts: 565
Quote: Originally posted by BL00DIEDHELL
Vincent had a birt- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU AGE UP INTO |
Dare I ask why you even have that in your game?
#6425
6th Jun 2015 at 8:32 PM
Posts: 4,622
Quote: Originally posted by Nat 619
Fucking lost it, lmao. Another beautiful post. |
Quote: Originally posted by Eronel
Bl00, posts don't usually make me laugh out loud, but I completely lost it at Vincent's birthday. I agree with Nat, beautiful indeed. :'D |
Thank you! <3
Quote: Originally posted by MistressTiffany
Dare I ask why you even have that in your game? |
Nat's fault, she linked me.
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