Sim is very hungry
Can't afford to buy a pizza
Sell one of all window

Came with my date
Oh no, it's crumplebottom
don't... smack bop bop pow

Came back for sims 2
Some drama/chaos happens
Salsa plays in background

Hello there cowplant
What a nice cake you have there-
*chow chow chow...burb moo!

[QUOTE=lukas11xxf]Sim is very hungry
Can't afford to buy a pizza
Sell a few windows

Came with my date
Oh no, it's crumplebottom
don't... smack bop bop pow

Came back for sims 2
Some drama/chaos happens
Salsa plays in background

Hello there cowplant
What a nice cake you have there-
*chow chow chow...burb moo!

Wanna post this thread
Can't cuz it is too short now
is this an haiku?

Reading all of these
In the tune of jackfilms' ones
Insert sims joke here

Playing for three hours
An unfortunate house fire
My sims are now dead

:D

There once was a sim from Riverview
Who dreamed he was kissing his shoe
He woke up in the night
In a terrible fright
When his player confused limericks with haiku.

Jackfilms inspired
My sim has a big forehead lol
Gotta Love Sims 2 CAS

Swimming in a pool.
That's what my sims do. What I do?
*Removes ladder*

Can't afford to pay bills?
Real life: (power will be cut off*
Sims: "poof - taking a lamp"

An enemy visits?
Meet him or her and insult now
"Your mama is a llama!

One Sim is student
The stress is too much for him
He streaks all the time.

And in limerick version:

There once was a sim called Ramses
Whose wish was to pass all his courses.
He struggled with stress
The frat house - a mess
But streaking was one of his fortes.

(No really, and a police officer came to arrest him after he was done streaking and started talking to himself in the nude.)

Spending three hours
Color wheel, accessories
Saving, Error Twelve

Hearing a sim shout
"Look, is it a plane? a bird?
No it's..." *meteor falls*

Waking in the night -
Is the toilet gone again?
Probably burglar.