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Field Researcher
#326 Old 20th Apr 2012 at 12:41 PM
Granted! You meet a real vampire, while you're distracted by them a werewolf sneaks up in your blind spot and nibbles on you...

I wish the housework would do itself.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
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Top Secret Researcher
#327 Old 21st Apr 2012 at 12:11 AM
Granted, but then everyone else wishes it and it becomes granted, and so the housework is too tired to work and attacks everybody. Sorry!

I wish the person below me will give me an avatar. (This outta be good)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
#328 Old 21st Apr 2012 at 12:28 AM
Granted, you get a Barbie avatar! <3 <3 <3

I wish for chocolate!

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Field Researcher
#329 Old 21st Apr 2012 at 12:53 PM
Granted! However chocolate is now classed as the local currency and you are no longer allowed to eat it by law. The latest punishments for eating the currency are too gruesome to post...

I wish for a better signature line in this post.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#330 Old 21st Apr 2012 at 1:28 PM
Granted. It becomes:
"Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best! Haricots is the best!"

I wish THAT would happen.

Hey there! :)
Lab Assistant
#331 Old 22nd Apr 2012 at 7:42 AM
Granted but it explodes the internet and everyone comes after you.

I wish to be invincible!
Top Secret Researcher
#332 Old 22nd Apr 2012 at 3:04 PM
Granted; now that you're man, you have facial hair (AKA a seaweed mustache) now that you're man, you changed your underwear now that you're man, you're as terrible as SpongeBob The Movie now that you're man, now that you're man, now that you're man!!!!!!!!

...I wish that never happened.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Top Secret Researcher
#333 Old 23rd Apr 2012 at 2:48 AM
I'm as confused as f**k....

I wish I wasn't confused.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Scholar
#334 Old 23rd Apr 2012 at 11:05 AM
Granted. You never had any brain, you cannot get confused.

I wish Riptide651 has a brain. ( ._.) (._. )

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#335 Old 23rd Apr 2012 at 11:12 AM
Granted. However, your mind has disappeared in the process...

I wish for less crazy in my life.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#336 Old 24th Apr 2012 at 11:37 AM
Granted. Less sanity also, eh?

I wish I can have a part-time job.

Hey there! :)
Top Secret Researcher
#337 Old 24th Apr 2012 at 3:24 PM
Granted, now you only have a job for part of the time, the other part is left to the alligator your boss keeps as pets.

I wish for wishful wishing.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Top Secret Researcher
#338 Old 24th Apr 2012 at 11:09 PM
Granted but it's so wishful it becomes un-wishful.

I wish Animaniacs could be revived.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
#339 Old 24th Apr 2012 at 11:46 PM
Granted, but it's only viewable in your own head and you're the only one who's ever heard of it. No one knows what you're talking about and they all wish you would knock it off.


I wish for something to wish for.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Theorist
#340 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 3:08 AM
Granted. Your life becomes so messed up that pretty much everything becomes something to wish for

I wish my apartment have a free internet connection
Field Researcher
#341 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 4:14 AM
Granted. Your apartment cost one billion dollars a month and has dead bodies in it.

I wish all of the sims 3 eps (and the base game) had actually been completed before release.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Scholar
#342 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 9:12 AM
Granted. EA completed everything, and never release anything.

I wish The Sims 3 Seasons is true and released already.

Hey there! :)
Instructor
#343 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 9:59 AM
Granted, but it is broken to all Hell and no modder can fix it.
I wish School didnt start so early

(◐ω◑)
What kind of Sim loves like this?
(◐ω◑)
Mad Poster
#344 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 11:49 AM
Granted, but it never ends.

I wish the Genie granters on this vent would take it down a notch.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Theorist
#345 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 1:03 PM
Granted. But they stop granting wishes they don't feel like granting

I wish for this thread to burst
Top Secret Researcher
#346 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 4:15 PM
Granted, it is mailed to you where it bursts in your face, stabbing your eyes out with lines of text.

I wish I could redesign my room.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Instructor
#347 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 8:21 PM
Granted, but you are required by law to paint it Neon colors

I wish I could Lose some weight

(◐ω◑)
What kind of Sim loves like this?
(◐ω◑)
Top Secret Researcher
#348 Old 25th Apr 2012 at 11:36 PM
@levini: I actually wouldn't mind that.

Granted, but they screw up the liposuction and only half of your body is thin.

I wish the A-Team never stopped airing.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Top Secret Researcher
#349 Old 27th Apr 2012 at 12:39 AM
Granted; the A-Team air-conditioning fan never stops blowing air at you (even if you unplug it), and you can't get a refund.

I wish I can come up with a good story.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never (falling anvil drops on head)
Mad Poster
#350 Old 27th Apr 2012 at 12:53 AM
Granted, but you can't come up with a good ending.

I wish for sunny weather on Saturday.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
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