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Scholar
#26 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 4:10 PM
Granted. It's sunny somewhere else.

I wish I wasn't busy today.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Lab Assistant
#27 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 4:55 PM
Granted, you're now very busy instead.

I wish cows were pink.

Aw, the poor puddy tat! He fall down and go... BOOM!
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Banned
#28 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 6:47 PM
Granted, but they have mad cow disease.

I wish I could kill my boss. (oh yeah, I went there)
Scholar
#29 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 9:58 PM
Granted. But they kill you first.

I wish 5MOK3's avatar didn't look at me so scarily.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Banned
#30 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 10:10 PM
Granted, 5MOK3's avatar doesn't scare you anymore, but 5M0K3's avatar still does. (It's 5M0K3 not 5MOK3)

I wish BlakeS5678's avatar didn't look at me so scarily.
Scholar
#31 Old 23rd Nov 2011 at 11:00 PM
Granted. Mr. Koala the pimp looks at you scarily instaed. *evil laugh*

I wish I could type 5M0K3's name right. Oh look, I typed it wrong again!

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Banned
#32 Old 24th Nov 2011 at 12:12 AM
No actually you typed it right that time. So um, granted, but you implode.

I wish I never fell into the freezerthingy and came to the futuredoodle. (I'm watching Futurama... )
Lab Assistant
#33 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 9:41 PM
Granted but you jump into it instead.

I wish the Grim Reaper would come to one of my parties.

Aw, the poor puddy tat! He fall down and go... BOOM!
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Alchemist
#34 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 9:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheScribbler
Granted but you jump into it instead.

I wish the Grim Reaper would come to one of my parties.


Granted, but he's coming for you.

I wish I had a job.
Instructor
#35 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 10:41 PM Last edited by PhenethyaSim : 26th Nov 2011 at 4:14 AM.
granted you change old people dipers for five dollars an hour.


I wish to be a mermaid
Banned
#36 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 11:24 PM
Granted, but you crawl out of the water (stupidity, perhaps?) and shrivel up and die.

I wish I was Elyse Rogers.
Mad Poster
#37 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 11:25 PM
Granted - Do I really need to say or add more? The ocean is COLD for Zeus's sake and there are things in it that EAT you, but if that's what you want, who am I to argue with you?


I wish it would snow!

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Mad Poster
#38 Old 25th Nov 2011 at 11:46 PM
We keep doing this - answering at the same time, only you beat me to it.

Granted - you are Elyse Rogers - the estate planning and probate lawyer in Lemoyne, PA.

I wish it would snow!

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Banned
#39 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 2:09 AM
Granted, but your house is completely covered, and your temperature meter is in the ca-ca-ca-cold!

I wish I was Elyse Rogers - the lead singer of Dance Hall Crashers.
Instructor
#40 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 4:13 AM
Granted but you only get three weeks

I wish that someone whould let me do a tarot reading for them.
Lab Assistant
#41 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 4:27 AM
granted but they dont believe in it and give you crap the whole time.

i wish that i lived in ancient times
Theorist
#42 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 6:29 AM
Granted. But you become a slave

I wish the library would open longer
Banned
#43 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 7:20 AM
Granted, but you find yourself staying there all... the time... And then you find out the librarian is a gypsy... but you don't care... must... take advantage... of good hours... until... gypsy... gypsy.... GYPSY!!!

I wish the economy was better.
Banned
#44 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 7:37 AM
Granted. The Russian Economy is better. Now Russia is going to have "the short victorious war" against wherever it is you live.

I wish people around me would be more intelligent.
Scholar
#45 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 7:41 AM Last edited by haricots : 28th Nov 2011 at 12:06 AM.
Granted. It was, but now it isn't.

I wish my mom stay longer... Wanna corrupt about my mom. Cursed you!

EDIT : AAAAARGH! Ninja'd. VerDeTerre, thanks!

Hey there! :)
Mad Poster
#46 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 2:50 PM
Awww...haricots I'll corrupt Lance's wish since it looked like you were corrupting 5M0K3's.

Granted: People around you are more intelligent -significantly so and so much more than you. You can't understand them when they talk; you can't appreciate what gives them pleasure. You feel isolated.

I wish there were not drafts in my house.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Scholar
#47 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:38 PM
Granted. There are now extreme heat waves.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Banned
#48 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:44 PM
Granted. Your disease moved onto your loved one.

...and on haricots' mom who because of it can't take a trip home and stays at his place.

I wish I lived in a democratic country.
Alchemist
#49 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:45 PM
Granted, but you're now poor and the government does nothing to help you.

I wish my head and knee didn't hurt.
Banned
#50 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:48 PM
Granted, you're now dead. Nothing hurts anymore.

I wish to win a lottery.
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