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Nysha's New Creators for March - posted on 1st Apr 2018 at 9:00 AM
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Scholar
#51 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:13 PM
Granted. But you win a dollar and have to pay a tax of $50,000. You just won -$49,999!

I wish it was Christmas!

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Mad Poster
#52 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:45 PM
Ooo! The Lottery! Granted. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery


I wish it was still morning.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Mad Poster
#53 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 5:49 PM
Argggh! Blake...I was answering Lance's. Oh well, your answer was awesome.

Granted, it's Christmas! But no one had time to prepare so you wake up excited to December 25th...and nothing more. The decorations are still in the attic, you need to get to the store to buy ingredients for cookies and dinner. Carolers come buy, but they haven't rehearsed so they sound like a pool of drowning cats. They hiss at you when you offer them tea because you haven't gotten the hot chocolate ready yet. There is no tree. You do what I do and decorate a chair with plastic garland instead. The cat sits under it. You sit down around the chair after your meal of peanut butter and jelly and pretend pass each other gifts. (Thanks for the thought, Aunt Jean! I always wanted a pink mohair hat and now, I still want one!) Actually, all in all, a great day!

I wish it was still morning.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Scholar
#54 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 7:21 PM
Thanks, it was a pretty awesome answer.

Granted. It's now still morning. In Japan.

I wish I was French.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Lab Assistant
#55 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 7:35 PM
granted but now your very bitter

i wish that life was like a fairytale
Banned
#56 Old 26th Nov 2011 at 8:07 PM
Granted, you're a fairy princess and - HOLY #@$% IT'S A DRAGON!!!

I wish I could eat and eat and eat and never get fat.
Mad Poster
#57 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 6:17 PM
Granted: You eat and eat and eat and never get fat! You also never feel satisfied so you are glued to the fridge/stove trying to stuff in as much food as you can. Your entire existence consists of eating. Eating, eating, eating. No time for sleep. No time for work. No time for chores. No time for fun. You never change your clothes - no time for that or for laundry if you could pry yourself away from the fridge! You can't answer the phone and you don't want to go to the store, but you eventually run out of food and run to the store (very quickly because you are soooo hungry!). You get to the store and start eating. No time to pay! They arrest you with your hands full of crackers and grapes. It's a pretty picture for the paper.


I think I borked my Sims 2 game again. I wish I didn't need to mess with all the files again.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Forum Resident
#58 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 6:56 PM
Granted: your game folder is deleted and you now have a new non-borked game.

I wish i had a longer Thanksgiving break.
Scholar
#59 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 7:04 PM
Granted. It lasts forever so you don't get an education and can never get a job, therefore you have no money and starve to death painfully and slowly! *Mwahahaha*

I wish I was 25.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Mad Poster
#60 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 7:47 PM
(So tempting to quote my dad here, "Don't wish your life away!")

Granted: You are 25 in dog years, which means you are...dead in human years. Sorry dude.

I wish my cat would let me comb the snarls out of her hair.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Forum Resident
#61 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 7:58 PM
Granted: your cat dies, therefore you can comb out the snarls.

I wish that my history teacher wouldn't make us do so much work.
Banned
#62 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 9:57 PM
Granted, instead your ancient Egyptian algebra teacher gives you tons of homework.

I wish my dog didn't get my bed dirty.
Instructor
#63 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 10:14 PM
Granted but your dog dirtys everything else.

I wish for more vitamin water!
Alchemist
#64 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 10:28 PM
Granted, the vitamin water floods your house.

I wish my cats didn't fight.
Scholar
#65 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 11:04 PM
Granted. Your dogs did fight.

I wish the bus to school never comes...

Hey there! :)
Instructor
#66 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 11:46 PM
Granted all the school buses in existence break and need repairs so winter break starts eary for everyone.( want it to be true as well)

I for pancakes that I can eat on my diet!
Forum Resident
#67 Old 27th Nov 2011 at 11:47 PM
Granted: the school bus never comes anymore because there was an apocalypse.

I wish that i cpuld get my voice back after having this cold for days
Scholar
#68 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 12:05 AM
Granted. But, you get someone elses' voice back and now you sound like Bill Cosby.

And also answer PhenethyaSim's wish now.

Granted. But, they expired 42 years ago.

I wish I didn't have to go to school and just know all the information they could ever teach me.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Mad Poster
#69 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 1:05 AM
Granted, but you miss out on all the opportunities your peers get because they were there, ie: Prom, after-school activities, plays, band, sports, assemblies, college visits, etc... (Seriously, did you ever hear about the MIT student who skipped a lecture by Richard Feynman for some dumb reason? That guy is still kicking himself to this day. ), not to mention all the people that would miss you if you weren't there and then...years later and you've no reunion to either go to or avoid!


I wish my house was clean.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Theorist
#70 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 5:40 AM
Granted. It's completely clean of furnitures- meaning, it's empty

I wish there people in my class is nicer
Banned
#71 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 6:11 AM
Granted. People in your class are so very nice now that everything they'll ever say are greetings and compliments. Every time you try to talk to them of something substantial they'll lie to you because they're afraid to hurt your feelings.

I wish to work as quality manager in Blizzard or EA or somesuch ^^
Alchemist
#72 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 6:52 AM
Granted, but you're now out of a job since that job doesn't exist.

I wish my mom wasn't sick.
Banned
#73 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 1:17 PM
Granted, your dad is now sick.

I wish I could make money and NOT go to work.
Lab Assistant
#74 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 4:42 PM
Granted, but you can only make chocolate coins.

I wish you could learn to drive at 15.

Aw, the poor puddy tat! He fall down and go... BOOM!
I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.
Forum Resident
#75 Old 28th Nov 2011 at 5:16 PM
Granted: but you can only drive golf carts and clown cars

I wish that i didnt have to clean my room
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