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tsyokawe
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#1 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 1:13 AM
Default May 7th is International Masturbation Day!
I just wanted to give everyone a heads-up in case some of you needed time to prepare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_Day
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Viktor86
Theorist
#2 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 1:27 AM
*Does it too much*
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siletka
Top Secret Researcher
#3 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 1:46 AM
Masturbation Day, you say?

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Shoosh Malooka
Theorist
#4 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 3:13 AM
Does Masturbation Day have any kind of mascot? That hot dog costume from TS4 cums to mind.
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#6 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 4:30 AM
There really is a day for everything!
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simbalena
Top Secret Researcher
#7 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 8:34 AM
Just as stupid as valentine's day.
I wouldn't put a lot of effort into getting it transported.
Thranduil Oropherion
Mad Poster
#8 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 9:12 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Nymphetamine
According to that wiki it's the entire month in some places. Good to know


In those places where it's for an entire month, did they have to use a bigger font for the info?
VerDeTerre
Mad Poster
#9 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 11:12 AM
Quote: Originally posted by simbalena
Just as stupid as valentine's day.
It sort of compliments Valentine's Day. Maybe the two days could be combined?
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Shoosh Malooka
Theorist
#10 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 1:29 PM
A look on this page shows that May 7 is:
*The birthday of Anissa Kate, a french porn actress and director
*The birthday of Master Shortie, a UK rapper
*The space shuttle Endeavour stands up and lifts off on its mission to seek out new life and new civilizations
*The birth of a man named Jimmy Ball, who was a Canadian sprinter
Aaron4Ever
Banned
#11 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 1:57 PM
Well, um... okay?
maxon
The Great AntiJen
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#12 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 2:28 PM
Quote: Originally posted by simbalena
Just as stupid as valentine's day.

Yeah but at least it's about real love.
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GnatGoSplat
Theorist
#13 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 3:05 PM
All this time, I thought it was every day. Go figure!
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BL00DIEDHELL
Mad Poster
#14 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 7:19 PM
Quote: Originally posted by VerDeTerre
It sort of compliments Valentine's Day. Maybe the two days could be combined?


Mutual Masturbation Day.

Complete with 'sorry I hit/scratched your genitals' cards.
HonokaAizawa
Scholar
#15 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 9:39 PM
Well... that's interesting?
PANDAQUEEN
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#16 Old 20th Mar 2015 at 10:06 PM
Sadly, some people think certain behaviors, especially with masturbation, are bad\weird\gross. But masturbating is great at fighting cervical cancer and bladder infection in women and prostate cancer in men.

I advise that those opponents think about the position they're in.
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simbalena
Top Secret Researcher
#17 Old 21st Mar 2015 at 4:21 AM
Quote: Originally posted by VerDeTerre
It sort of compliments Valentine's Day. Maybe the two days could be combined?


Let's not forget Steak and Blowjob Day!
I wouldn't put a lot of effort into getting it transported.
sugarbeet
Test Subject
#18 Old 21st Mar 2015 at 4:24 AM
There's a joke here about being redundant with Arbor Day, but it feels like low-hanging fruit, lol.
Thranduil Oropherion
Mad Poster
#19 Old 21st Mar 2015 at 5:32 AM
Quote: Originally posted by simbalena
Let's not forget Steak and Blowjob Day!


I can't wait until that day gets steamrolled by Hallmark.

sample verse in a card?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here's the steak, and a blow job too!

Roses are Red
The violets will follow
I'd grill you a steak, but you expect me to swallow!
ZenGarden
Alchemist
#20 Old 21st Mar 2015 at 9:16 AM
I celebrate that day everyday
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