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Mad Poster
#926 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 4:08 PM
Granted, but it turns to dust as you touch it.

I wish for a teleporter.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
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Alchemist
#927 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 9:47 PM
Granted, it teleports you somewhere from where you can't get back.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy right now.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#928 Old 21st Jul 2012 at 11:33 PM
Granted, because you black out into a deep sleep.

I wish my hair was dry... NOW...

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Inventor
#929 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 1:17 AM
Granted. It dries instantly, and then immediately falls out. Congratulations, you're bald.

I wish the dishes would just magically clean themselves.

"Goonies never say die."
Scholar
#930 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 1:20 AM
Granted. They clean themselves with poison. Bon appetit!

I wish for a violin worth $500,000.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Mad Poster
#931 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 1:38 AM
They do and then *poof* they are impossible to see and you have to use your hands for plates.


I wish DrownyFishy would come back to the forums.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Scholar
#932 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 2:06 AM
Granted. They do, but, they're Banned for being mean to everyone because they're cranky.

I wish for a $750,000 violin. (Seems I got the $500,000 one free.)

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Instructor
#933 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 3:07 AM
Granted, I hack DrownyFishy's account, and login using a very clever impersonaton. You think it's Drowny, but in reality I'm writing from inside the bathrooms of a psychotics prison. Want to visit me for a week?

I wish someone would visit me. Wouldn't you like to be my neighbor?
Field Researcher
#934 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 3:21 AM
Granted. I would love to move in next to you, though, I am really the daughter of a man you rudely wronged years ago and am looking to exact his revenge by stealing your Gnomes and causing more than several mysterious disappearances of your cats. Howdy Neighbor.

I do so wish I could eat gummy worms again. They hurt my teeth sometimes.

Queen of the Land of Typos.

Check out my simblr.
Scholar
#935 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 8:33 PM
Granted. Now everything but, Gummy Worms hurt your teeth. You quickly become a diabetic.

I wish for violin worth $1,500,000.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#936 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 8:39 PM
Granted, it breaks the following day.

I wish I were famous.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#937 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 9:07 PM
Granted... for an explicit video of you and Justin Bieber, that gets found and posted on the internet .

I wish my braces were off...

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Alchemist
#938 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 9:11 PM
@piggypeach, I'd much rather kill myself. x.x

Granted, along with your teeth.

I wish I had that watch I saw at the mall today.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Field Researcher
#939 Old 22nd Jul 2012 at 10:24 PM
Granted. You find the watch on your bedside dresser, and the police knocking down your bedroom door... go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect your watch.

I wish for a magic cupboard - so that I can store all my stuff in it and it will all fit and there is always room for more of my stuff...

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#940 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 12:13 AM
Granted. The cupboard is a never ending blackhole. There's room for 500 earths in there. However if you put something in, it sits in anti-matter, never being able to be retrieved or even seen again for all eternity.

I wish I was asexual. (Yes, it's a weird wish, but, my sexuality is just so confusing I wish I could forget it all)

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Mad Poster
#941 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 1:26 AM
Granted, you are a sexual. (What's a "sexual"?) (Psst: Really, just be whoever and however you are.)

I wish my shoulders did not hurt.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Alchemist
#942 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 10:36 AM
@VerDeTerre, asexual means you feel no attraction to either gender whatsoever, and @Blake, to be frank, I was quite confused too, but, after some time (read: more than a year), I realized what's what, so you just need to wait. *shrugs*

Granted, the rest of your body hurts instead.

I wish summer vacation was longer.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Scholar
#943 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 9:58 PM
Granted. It's now one second longer.

I wish I knew who "The Creeper's" avatar is.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Alchemist
#944 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 10:07 PM
I'll just grant this wish because I absolutely adore this woman. It's Karina Lombard. *bow chicka wow wow*

I wish it was colder outside.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Top Secret Researcher
#945 Old 23rd Jul 2012 at 11:18 PM
Granted. Now it's not only cold, but covered with black ice all over the roads and sidewalks.

I wish I knew if he does or does not.

I know I can't do it, but I'm still going to do it. - M. C. Escher
Mad Poster
#946 Old 24th Jul 2012 at 8:08 PM
Granted, you know but he's lost his ability to understand himself.



I wish these message boxes had the ability to be free form.


(Pssst: Creeper, I was trying to make a joke, but I guess I didn't quite get it across. I was trying to play with the words, because a "sexual" isn't a thing so much, but - oh well! Fail! But thanks for explaining....)

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Alchemist
#947 Old 24th Jul 2012 at 8:15 PM
Granted, they take over the Universe.

I wish I had the biggest pizza on the planet just for me to enjoy.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Instructor
#948 Old 24th Jul 2012 at 8:34 PM
Granted, It is so big that it folds around the earth, permanently cutting off the sun so it's forever darkness. Soon the pizza spoils from being in direct sunlight and then the entire world is dark and stinky.

I wish I was... um... as smart as Einstein.

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Top Secret Researcher
#949 Old 25th Jul 2012 at 1:38 PM
Granted, but your head starts hurting like crazy from 1pm for the rest of the day, everyday for the rest of your life


I wish I could create a world like Jim Hansen did or like George Lucas did.

I know I can't do it, but I'm still going to do it. - M. C. Escher
Alchemist
#950 Old 25th Jul 2012 at 10:15 PM
Granted, the actual world, the Earth, explodes while you are in your own world.

I wish I could teleport!

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
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