Yeah but don't forget that a lot of them were rotten by the time I switched back to the household, so if I had a feeder fetishist in there, they wouldn't want to eat it anyway!

Is that a new form of S&M? *LOL*?

It's probably a fetish somewhere. Everything is somewhere.

Anything can be fetish if you make it one.

Me thinks someone is lost

OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO STRAY DOGS KEEP BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE



I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE DOGS BEFORE



FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT

"I've got to go now. Bye!"

This was said by the babysitter. There are no adults in the house. There are no children in the house. Toddler is in dire need of food, sleep, and socialisation. Toddler is alone in the house. Except for a cat. Which, let's face it, would probably have better nurturing AI than the actual babysitter.

Had my Sim-self and my RL crushes, Alice Cooper, Bill Nye and Scott McNeil as roommates and Alice, who was my husband in the game...We had 5 sons all at once (thanks to twallan's mods on Nraas) and after we had the newborns put in bed, Alice takes out a snake he found and started playing with it NEXT TO THE CRIBS!

To quote a Jackie Chan-endorsed production:
Jade Chan: You gotta be joking...
Jackie Chan: (as a wooden puppet) Joking is all he does.

fuck you baby


what


what


brilliant just what i always wanted


THIS IS NOT THE TIME

I genuinely laughed at all five of them!

I'm glad! My reaction to those scenarions were a mixture of laughing, "what the fuck is this shit" and "WELP, MORE THREAD FODDER".

Especially the Evijan and Evijan prom notification. I actually checked her relationships panel to see if she'd somehow started to narcissistically date a clone of herself, and...no. Nothing, amazingly, out of the ordinary.

what the fuck game

This made my day. So much WTF.

Quality driving at it's finest

I have to say that your avatar looks oddly familiar....

What a wonderful username you have

I would say the same about that fabulous avatar... reminds me of myself, are we by any chance related?

Why yes, I think we could be :lovestruc

Haha, BL00DIEDHELL, your posts are amazing. I've had all of those except the cat in the taxi. The baby telling you to leave gets me every time

Calling it now, pizza is an alternate account of Stupid Flanders :v

I'm don't think that I'm lonely enough to create two different accounts on an internet forum just so that I could have polite conversations with myself, one of my other personalities could have done it though.

edit: Just so that I don't get too OT, here is a picture of a flirty zombie in a snakeskin-jacket.

I'm sure that's an accurate representation of what my parents' car looks like when I'm driving.

I am.



Why thank you! And yes, the babby GTFO glitch is pretty entertaining, especially when it happens because your Sim is hitting on one of the baby's married parents. Not that I make a habit of destroying Sim lives or anything.

I've got a glitch where my sims have stopped changing outfits when appropriate (my kids tried to go to school in their pajamas, and I can't get the outerwear on at all). That resulted in this lovely lot:



Yeah, Arlo Bunch in a cowplant outfit. Gorgeous.



did you all have a costume party behind my back? none of my sims were invited



And this paparazzi... I don't think I need to comment.

I just got this pop up. So much no for so many reasons.

1. Carlotta is married. Newlywed, in fact. She's on her damn honeymoon.
2. Edith is in a relationship.
3. Edith's son, Pascal, is the father of Carlotta's twin sister Anita's daughter.
4. Yes. Edith just tried to hit on her granddaughter's aunt. During the aunt's honeymoon.

Why? Why?

Drop dead legs

Pretty smile

Hurts my head, gets me wild