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Mad Poster
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#1 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 12:02 AM
Default Grey: New Fifty Shades book 'stolen' just days before its release
Hopefully someone has burnt it
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Theorist
#2 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 1:11 AM
You mean, like this?


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Former Hamster
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#3 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 1:19 AM
It's mentioned in that article that it might be a publicity stunt. Could be true since the book was written after fans "begged" for it. Doesn't interest me anyway, so good riddance to it I say.
Top Secret Researcher
#4 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 4:26 AM
Maybe the publishers realized exactly how rapey and poorly written the series is and arranged for the manuscript to be stolen rather than let it sully their good name.

Unfortunately, this will only last until E. L. James gets them another copy. Hopefully, she deleted it after sending it.
Mad Poster
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#5 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 5:23 AM
Quote: Originally posted by hugbug993
Maybe the publishers realized exactly how rapey and poorly written the series is and arranged for the manuscript to be stolen rather than let it sully their good name.

Unfortunately, this will only last until E. L. James gets them another copy. Hopefully, she deleted it after sending it.


My dog could write better (as in less 'rapey') smut by simply walking over the keyboard .... And as Elves are not opposed to some safe, sane and consensual D/s .. so could I!
Top Secret Researcher
#6 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 5:45 AM
I have literally written better BDSM smut in my sleep. Granted, it ended with David Boreanez chasing me around the room because he was angry I was sleeping with a woman instead of him, but that's still better!
Mad Poster
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#7 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 5:46 AM
Isn't 'smut' the loveliest word you've used all day?

I adore it.
Instructor
#8 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 7:41 AM
Oh my god.
The article you just posted mentions nicknaming Fifty Shades as "mummy porn".
And what came up to my mind are these two fellas

having sex.
I AM OFFICIALLY DONE.

Me, me, me against them, me against enemies, me against friends, somehow they all seem to become one, a sea full of sharks and they all smell blood.
Mad Poster
#9 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 10:13 AM
Can't unsee! I opened it and it won't go away!!!! aaaaaahhhhhh!

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Scholar
#10 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 11:57 AM
Oh what a shame
#11 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 2:31 PM
@Gabrymato, I am laughing at what you said.

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#12 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 2:39 PM
The first book violated the Geneva Convention. Hopefully E. L James gets charged for war crimes.

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Banned
#13 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 3:09 PM
Quote: Originally posted by ChinchillaJesus
The first book violated the Geneva Convention. Hopefully E. L James gets charged for war crimes.

Isn't the Geneva Convention about firearms?
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#14 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 8:21 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Aaron4Ever
Isn't the Geneva Convention about firearms?


Really, the Geneva conventions are supposed to be about protecting POWs, the wounded, civilians, and cultural and religious buildings.

No one follows the Geneva Conventions.

The Hague conventions are about how to start a war, how to be a neutral, what happens if you're a belligerent and all that other evil stuff like approved ways and unapproved ways to kill people, when you can bomb civilians and all that. No one follows that, either.
Mad Poster
#15 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 8:40 PM Last edited by grammapat : 13th Jun 2015 at 5:59 AM.
Stuart: yeh "rules of war", an oxy-moronism. And those mummies - a female and a man? are those boy parts, or his bony hand over his...parts?

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
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#16 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 9:37 PM
I don't think they have parts anymore. That's probably part of the problem.

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Mad Poster
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#17 Old 12th Jun 2015 at 10:12 PM Last edited by fairycake89 : 13th Jun 2015 at 2:11 AM.
Quote: Originally posted by maxon
I don't think they have parts anymore. That's probably part of the problem.


Ah, but do mortals not say; 'it ain't what you got, it's what you do with it?' I distinctly recall Aragorn saying this once after one too many Elvish Meads ........ no wait .....

nvm ....

*hairflip*

Quote: Originally posted by Aaron4Ever
Isn't the Geneva Convention about firearms?


Noooo ... Citing the Geneva Convention is a disclaimer one can use as an excuse for when it accidentally goes off in your hand.
Alchemist
#18 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 1:59 AM
If only this fate had befallen the Twilight series. ;C

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Top Secret Researcher
#19 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 4:08 AM
Actually, it sort of did. Robert Pattinson leaked Midnight Sun and got it cancelled, and it looks like Meyer hasn't written anything since, so he kind of saved the world there.
Mad Poster
#20 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 6:02 AM
Quote: Originally posted by maxon
I don't think they have parts anymore. That's probably part of the problem.

Mummies have been found with "parts"; they also have been found with parts removed...for souvenirs? magic?

Stand up, speak out. Just not to me..
Mad Poster
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#21 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 6:16 AM
Quote: Originally posted by grammapat
Mummies have been found with "parts"; they also have been found with parts removed...for souvenirs? magic?


some wierdo's lunch?
Guest
#22 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 8:07 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gabrymato
Oh my god.
The article you just posted mentions nicknaming Fifty Shades as "mummy porn".
And what came up to my mind are these two fellas

having sex.
I AM OFFICIALLY DONE.


Ewww! And that's what turned this Stuart a shade of grey....
Instructor
#23 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 9:05 AM
And a good chunk of this thread is now centered around mummy dongs. Thanks Gabrymato!
The Great AntiJen
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#24 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 10:48 AM
Did you know <ignores Eronel> that in the 17th and 18th centuries (and earlier) powdered mummy remains were used as a medicine?
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/histo...2360284/?no-ist
People ate them. Perhaps that's what happened to the above emasculated gentlemen. Maybe?

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#25 Old 13th Jun 2015 at 1:01 PM
Who would want a mummy sausage?

On topic, I couldn't give two hoots about the Shades of Grey. On the other hand, a lot of people are looking for kinky ghostwriters these days.

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