They all look kinda normal... Well, except the last one. Her breasts must be filled with helium or hydrogen... Wonder if she can use them to fly...

^I've gotten much, much worse randoms.



Sadly, I practically did download "just anything". Half of my sliders are semi conflicting which cause my sims to look like some sort of cartoon character crafted by some cracked out maniac if randomized.

Nice Going Fire Man Theres A Sim On Fire.

Two different days, same bus driver?

"Hello? I'm here to take your kids to school!"

Yes, that ugly TV was the first thing in the room I noticed, too.

Poses gone really wrong...



Best way to get down a really, reeeeally steep hill? Just do the robot.



Like father like son. xD <3

The annoyance of playing The Sims 3 on a laptop with subpar videocard.
Not really "funny"--stuff like this just makes me ANGRY. (Dreaming someday of a gaming computer...)

My Egypt paparazzi was stuck in the ground i should of left him, anyways i had my sim at a firepit i clicked for him to join, so really he swam through the sand and came up and sat with up, as i said before, I SHOULD OF LEFT HIM TO DIE

Here's a few, courtesy of the Lobos family.


Susie and Carlotta had just had their first kiss. Then Angel comes up behind them, trying to get to the stairs, all "I'm not here. I see nothing, I hear nothing. Please do not acknowledge my existence."

A few years later. Emilie is tired of the constant lovey-dovey behaviour between Auntie Carlotta and Auntie Susie.

Susie and Carlotta's wedding. Buck Broke suddenly realises that yes, his daughter is actually getting married. Right now. This is happening.

Poor, poor, Charlie. Someone didn't want him to be seen.

(He's behind the fist.)

And this time, poor Charlie encountered a puking man at school.

and we all get the cravings

Okay, so we had a little birthday party at the Malone house (my self sim and her husband, guy with the beard).
I was taking photos around the cake and saw the plumber ("No Show Joe") and her husband, Leo standing very close...like they had their arms around each other.


So I swing around the to back and see this:


Note the guy on the right looks like he's touching the other guy's bum.

That was a really strategic placement..

And that's why you don't turn a YA sim into a child.

Teen Party Shenanigans. Note that all of these sims were party guests that I had no ability to control, who all just happened to autonomously line themselves up in a perfect position for this shot, and then proceed to perform brilliantly compatible sets of interactions, timed correctly for maximum impact, all while I was lucky enough to have the camera in the right place!

I didn't really know they could float on their butts

I just happened to pause the camera and noticed Jesse's face...

"It puts the lotion on its skin!" (apparently, this is what happens when Sims turn into serial killers... they wear SKIN CLOTHES. WTF?)

and you said you couldn't breastfeed in sims 3

My selfsim's kitchen went up in flames (again ) and while her wife and stepson were quick to display an appropriate response, my selfsim...well, not so much...

Bonhilda has to put in her two cents. Talk about a bone block. *lol*



Fairy morning wood

Emerald Greenwood will never forget the first time she stepped on a treadmill. Nor will anybody else at the gym who saw her: