That's my simself...

Well then, allow me to insult you some more!

I see your simself and raise you this EA generated puppy I found at a neighbours house.

Also while following a wild horse I found Bigfoot.

Sure, that's the table...or the chair, whatever you're trying to clean...

Edit: This is completely unrelated but I just found out Sunset Valley is an actual place!

@sirvino Don't be ignorant. .png and .jpg exist for different purposes as well. Not all images need compression or need to be converted to .jpg. Certain file types are used depending on the circumstances.

bmp exists because it's not compressed. .png handles transparency, while handling color better than gif. But they both produce file sizes that are too big compared to jpg, which is why this site doesn't permit them. Open and re-save a jpg picture about 20 times, and you will begin to see why having it in bmp form can be preferable if you plan to edit it much.

It took only one day... ONE day until one of my sims was killed by a lightning strike... That's what he gets for playing in a puddle while the weather's like the world's ending. At least we got space for a Plumbot now, resurrecting that sim will most likely never happen.

So apparently if Children are out past curfew, the game automatically forces them to ride their bike home and there's no way to cancel the action. So even if they're on the other side of town and can teleport home in 5 minutes, they're basically going to spend the next 2-3 hours biking.

Get a no curfew mod = problem solved

So I wait ages for this old guy to die of old age to make space in my house (I don't like killing my Sims). The day finally comes, but what's this? His cat gets 'harass death' in his queue. Next thing I know, the GOD DAMN CAT has saved this guy from death. What makes it even worse is that the cat itself was only a few days from death anyway. I just ended up moving the old man, his wife and the cat out of the house because I didn't want to have to wait any longer.

TL;DR Cats are only helpful when it's inconvenient to you, even in Sims.

Yeah, in my simmies family the dog did that three times in a row. Finally I just made sure that the dog was as far away from home as possible, so that the old guy could finally kick the bucket. It was either that or kill him myself.

She was only a quick little sim added in using MC- Too bad, I could of had fun with her.





ETA: I need to set this picture (shown below) as my profile picture. Um, but should I resize it on Paint or Photobucket?

I had a fire start a while ago and Bonehilda just...watched. Then she walked into the middle of the fire and stood there until the firemen arrived, and by that time, half the family was dead.



Hilda, what the fuck??

Also I found this in my screenshot folder. I think it's the sweater shorts that really make the outfit.


EDIT: I'm digging the matching hat and legwarmers. Girl knows how to accessorize.

She planned it.

I think she's trying to recruit more foot soldiers for the skeleton war.

She might know how to accessorize but the actual DRESS sense, my eyes hurt!

Ah, I will need to do this. I had a bizarre scenario yesterday where a child teleported home moments before the clock struck curfew, but he still got stuck with the auto-action of biking across town to find his aunt, the "closest" adult around.

Slow day? :D

More like a fondness for self torture. :P

I loaded my game in anticipation of taking some screenshots. It's in Bridgeport, which I don't play often because of how buggy it is for me.



The first thing I do is look for my sim, and there he is. In the middle of nowhere with one other guy. I can't even zoom out any further than that.



He couldn't move from there either. I had to reset him. wat

My latest issue has been in Utopia (Future) where if you have a kid who is born and raised there... and has gotten the imaginary friend... expect to see your child a different color every time he crosses your screen. An imaginary friend will literally stand there with the kid (if uninterrupted) and pelt him over and over with those dews. I've been tempted many times to remove the autonomous dew throwing... but it's kind of a big part of Utopia... that and I find it funny when you show up to a club and see all these different colored sims going throughout the place. I mean... I know that in Utopia the dews are supposed to be fun... but the last thing I would want to go to any club looking like is a giant blue smurf. Although back on topic... I've had to 'trap' my sim's son's imaginary friend a few times because he would pelt the child until he was almost constantly going through retching rainbows. I've drank some wild drinks going through my teens and twenties... but I've never puked up that many colors without wanting to kill whomever let me ingest that many.

Different map, but similar to Nat 619's problem, that looks eerily like the place where I found one escaped butler the other day. The poor soul had run away as far as he could, to the opposite corner of the map, and, yeah, he was standing on some slope by the water.

My Townies Have the Worst Fashion Taste Ever: A tragedy in three parts.

I was hooking up with this guy, as is my wont, and I took a picture to make fun of his stupid helmet and his stupid Marty McFly top/sweatpants combo.

After they did the deed, he immediately changed into this:

And that was when I noticed this lady in the background.

Go home, Dresser. You're drunk.

I found an old screenshot of my Scumthorpe, Sprinkler.

Do you have the fixed version of Bridgeport?