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Alchemist
#1026 Old 18th Aug 2012 at 4:52 PM
Granted, you puke and eat it again.

I wish I could live in any videogame I wanted.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
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Mad Poster
#1027 Old 18th Aug 2012 at 6:56 PM
(Me too) Granted and you become stuck there, which is exciting, but since the other characters are only little 0s and 1s, you get wary wary wonly, Rawra.

I wish I had a small and powerful computer that would fit in my hand and play all three Sims games.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Instructor
#1028 Old 18th Aug 2012 at 9:15 PM
Granted. It literally fits your hand, so goodbye dominant hand. You now have a computer-hand in stead. Good luck tying your shoes.

I wish I was a lamp.
Scholar
#1029 Old 18th Aug 2012 at 9:21 PM
Granted. Aladdin rubs you and you feel permanently violated.

I wish my kitten would stop hiding under the bed and play with me.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Scholar
#1030 Old 18th Aug 2012 at 10:57 PM
Granted. You're now stuck UNDER the bed with the kitten, there's no room to play and she scratches you instead.

I wish this weather wasn't so humid.

No need to use my full name, "Selly" will do just fine.
Top Secret Researcher
#1031 Old 19th Aug 2012 at 8:47 AM
And I wish my air conditioner worked. I really do.

Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather.

GTA V
Alchemist
#1032 Old 19th Aug 2012 at 4:37 PM
Granted, it got a job of its own and moved out.

I wish a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Forum Resident
#1033 Old 19th Aug 2012 at 5:42 PM
Well a woodchuck can chuck wood so the wood chucking woodchuck chucks wood at your face. (Edit: Thats mean and I feel bad now, I'm sorry. Corupt a wish is evil!)


I wish I could unwatch all of the bad films I've seen.

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Theorist
#1034 Old 19th Aug 2012 at 6:36 PM
Granted, but you have to watch twice as many bad movies that you never even heard of before.

I wish this cold would go away.

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Alchemist
#1035 Old 19th Aug 2012 at 7:44 PM
Granted, it takes you with itself when it goes away.

I wish summer vacation would last forever.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Theorist
#1036 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 1:08 AM
Granted. You were assigned to summer school for vacations, though.

I wish my phone battery could last 24 hours longer
Theorist
#1037 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 1:16 AM
Granted, but only if you're on a spaceship traveling at the speed of light.

I wish Elijah Wood would come and ask me to elope with him to Tahiti. (He's an actor, for those who don't know.)

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Scholar
#1038 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 3:51 AM
Granted. He dumped you there.

I wish for a miracle to happen. Any miracle. Good miracle.

Hey there! :)
Alchemist
#1039 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 11:48 AM
Granted, it happens to someone else, and it's good for them and bad for you.

I wish Peter Piper would pick less pecks of pickled peppers.

Evil doesn't worry about not being good. - The Warden, Dragon Age Origins
Mad Poster
#1040 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 10:36 PM
Granted, he's now picking 0 pecks because he's all wrapped up in eating pumpkins and hollowing out a pumpkin shell that is large enough to hold a wife. Bad news: he's eyeing you as a possible wife and future inhabitant of said pumpkin shell.

I wish for lots and lots of cheese.

Addicted to The Sims since 2000.
Theorist
#1041 Old 20th Aug 2012 at 10:55 PM
Granted, but it's all the smelly runny moldy kind.

I wish for a million dollars, tax-free.

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Instructor
#1042 Old 21st Aug 2012 at 12:30 AM
granted, a million SAND dollars.

IWishMySpaceBarWasFixed.

(it's not actually broken, obviously because of the granting. Just tryin' to be creative.)

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Scholar
#1043 Old 21st Aug 2012 at 1:37 PM
G r a n t e d, you try the new spacebar and being kicked out of MTS because you annoy the other members.

I wish that I understand quantum physics completely.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#1044 Old 21st Aug 2012 at 1:39 PM
Granted, but now you can't balance your checkbook.

I wish my house was clean.

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Theorist
#1045 Old 21st Aug 2012 at 2:38 PM
Granted. All the filth that until now accumulates in your furnitures, walls and floors, now sticks to your skin and hair

i wish i can walk through walls/solid objects
Instructor
#1046 Old 21st Aug 2012 at 5:56 PM
Granted. You fall through the floor, then the ground, and keep on going until you reach the center of gravity on earth and get stuck there for the rest of your life.

I wish I was immune to infection.

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
Field Researcher
#1047 Old 23rd Aug 2012 at 4:12 AM
Granted, but you're twice as vulnerable to violence. And you now live in the Hood.

I wish for a penguin.
Inventor
#1048 Old 23rd Aug 2012 at 6:26 AM
Quote: Originally posted by gizmoman49
I wish for a penguin.


Granted. You now run Linux, and can't play Sims because of that.

I wish that Stuff packs were free.
Field Researcher
#1049 Old 24th Aug 2012 at 1:06 AM
Granted, but they are all as horrible as Katy Perry Sweet Treats.

I wish my teachers didn't give out so much homework.
Instructor
#1050 Old 24th Aug 2012 at 1:09 AM
S@#$! I granted the wrong F@#$ing wish AGAIN!

Okay here goes, Granted, she gives out less homework to everyone BUT you.

Granted, the ones they make from now on shall be free, but the ones that are already made still cost money. What's the new one coming out? "Katy Perry Sweet Treats"? Sounds like not very many people would take it, even if it were free.

I wish.. hmm... umm... I wish I was... Oh, I know! I wish I had the answer to this equation: 2 + 8 = ??

(good luck corrupting THAT...)

♫ She's got sunset on her breath, I inhaled just a little bit now I got no fear of death ♫
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