Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Terminal City Entertainment is proud to present...

SWING SIMS!
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That's right, you'll see the lindy hoppin' crowds from around the globe.
You'll join the retro loving people to quote Dick van Dyke and M.A.S.H.
You can reminisce upon the good ol' days,

Or we can gather around the dinner table and have a little family date. Like the 50's
Those were the days.

So introductions are in order. I am DrFreeman. I am a little insane for the old days. I seriously go out in a suit every day. I eat steak and eggs all the time. And watch re-runs of Lucy, M.A.S.H., The Untouchables, Dick van Dyck Show, Happy Days, Twilight Zone, and much, much more!

So please, introduce yourselves. What shows do you watch? How far back do you go? Can you swing dance? We would like to know!

Feeling pretty lonely over here...