Let's play a game called The "Game Glitch" Story! In this game, each user continues the previous story part. If interested, each player could participate again after another user has continued the story. The story content should be related to the many game glitches, oddities, or things that are plain unrealistic found in The Sims 3, preferably with a screenshot demonstrating it! I'll start first.

"Once upon a time there was a young girl called Emily. She had a big mouth that could carry lots, lots, lots of food, just like a pelican!..."

"... when the time struck 10:00pm and Emma said "I have to go home now. See you!", which left Emily standing there, doing the idle of the neat trait. Since somebody ran the game at Speed 3 all the time, and he / she turned off autonomy, Emily had to stand there until she fainted from a lack of energy."

"Random Strangers/Townies were crying "No! This can't be!" and then Emily begged to the Grim Reaper "Please! I have a friend!" but Emily had the unlucky trait, so she fell into the world but came back up in joy after she remembered, she had a second chance in life!"

"When the Grim Reaper left, Emily decided to get some grilled cheese. But the strangers kept standing at the kitchen door and tapping their feet in a massive routing fail. There was no chance they could all make it through a single door."

"And because death tends to tax one's strength (and that somebody up in the sky forgot to turn autonomy back on and quit hitting the triple speed button), Emily died once more, this time from impatience and starvation, while waiting for the gooey yuminess that was grilled cheese."

After being saved yet again thanks to her unlucky trait, that Mr.somebody finally realized his cruelty. So he now ran at Speed 2 (better that nothing!) and turned on full autonomy.

However, it seems that autonomy shouldn't be granted at all, as Emily now finds the bookshelf very interesting, that she kept on getting books from the shelf. Even when Mr. somebody intervenes and stops Emily, she just couldn't resist. By the end of the day, books were all scattered on the floor, causing massive roue fail (again)

Emily stood there, yelling at the sky because she couldn't get anywhere with all these books laying around, impossible to step over! Of course, Mr. Somebody also hadn't realized that turning autonomy on caused Emily to never learn anything, and always prefer the good ol' books that prove no use! Therefore Emily couldn't even cook, and always ended up burning her waffles and completely forgetting to eat before going to work because there's no time. Poor Emily always lacked work experience and never got any promotions, and she just couldn't figure out why!

But one day Emily met Cycl0n3 Sw0rd and her dreams came true. She acted fast and they were already kissing (wich looked kinda odd). After he moved in they tried for baby and then WooHooed 10 times. Thanks to the Mr. Somebody who made needs static, Emily could swim in pool for the rest of the day. And because of the all books lying around the pool, Emily gave birt to 14 babies in pool. Then Mr. Somebody made needs dynamic again (ya know... cause fun!) and emilly died again surrounde by water, books and babies. But Mr.Somebody forgot Emily has unlucky trai so she got back in life just to die again. Whole this time Cycl0n3 Sw0rd was trying to get to his beloved Emmy but couldn't do it because of the enourmous stack of books lying around the pool so he just laughed and clapped his hands... untill his needs too became low. (Mr. Somebody was away during the rest of the gameplay due to some urgent business at toilet room). But after 3 sim days of this insanity a miracle happened...

The babies became toddlers, and were teleported out the pool and lived! They became mermaids because of where they were born, and Mr.somebody killed off the town to move his sims can move to Appaloosa Plains.

That Mr. Somebody happens to be really nosy. Really. So he intervenes and attempted to delete the Imaginary Friend dolls. Geez! Glitch for you. Since the game can no longer link the dolls and their respective owners, all the babies were resetted and were out of world. The UI was lost. There were no Sim portraits anymore to be selected, and Mr. Somebody was scared, so he quitted and turned time back.

Emily and Cycl0n3 were at Appaloosa Plains, clapping and saying "Woohoo! Yaahaa."
This time, they decides to buy a horse since AP was famous for horses.
But, it happened that the horses are famous because they're mad! The horse they bought always has to go into "slots" so as to interact with Emily and Cycl0n3. Thus it often moves oddly... What's more, the horses seems to neigh when he's given nothing to do... Strange...

*** Not a part of the story ***

"It occurs to me that the story is getting so strange... yet hilarious! "