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Field Researcher
#501 Old 30th May 2012 at 9:22 PM
Granted. Since everything is free no one works, and since no one works there is nothing left to be free. The planet falls into lifelessness.

I wish for three more wishes.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
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Scholar
#502 Old 31st May 2012 at 3:26 AM
Granted. Three wishes for me.

I wish to know how to use these three wishes.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#503 Old 31st May 2012 at 12:26 PM
Granted. Just spend the first two wishes on chaotic stuffs, then use the last one to undo everything

I wish the people here would stop corrupting wishes
Field Researcher
#504 Old 31st May 2012 at 12:46 PM
Granted....

I wish for people to keep corrupting wishes here, and an egg sandwich.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Scholar
#505 Old 1st Jun 2012 at 12:59 PM
Granted. One rotten egg sandwich is on the way, sir!

I wish I could be funnier.

Hey there! :)
Scholar
#506 Old 1st Jun 2012 at 9:04 PM
Granted. But, nobody laughs or smiles when you do/say something funny.

I wish homework was illegal.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Field Researcher
#507 Old 2nd Jun 2012 at 1:21 AM
I tried to grant your wish, but the corruption wish machine spit it out saying your wish was already done by the guy with a Chef Chicken avatar.

I wish Apple wasn't such a asshole about buying from ibooks and being able to read them on non-ios devices.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Field Researcher
#508 Old 2nd Jun 2012 at 1:25 PM
Granted. Apple isn't such an asshole about buying ibooks and being able to read them on non-ios devices, but now non-ios devices and ibooks do not accept Apple as a suitable operating system.

I wish for sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Field Researcher
#509 Old 2nd Jun 2012 at 7:54 PM
Granted. You drown in sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.

I wish politics made sense.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Mad Poster
#510 Old 5th Jun 2012 at 3:57 AM
Granted, but then the politics vanish.

I wish Ghandi told me.

I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
Field Researcher
#511 Old 6th Jun 2012 at 9:49 AM
Ghandi told you something you already knew.

I wish for a sack full of pins.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Field Researcher
#512 Old 6th Jun 2012 at 9:23 PM
Granted. The sac is inside of you and unfortunately (for you), it breaks causing massive internal bleeding.

I wish Obama would kick Romney's ass (literally and figuratively) in the upcoming election.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Field Researcher
#513 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 12:43 AM
Granted. Obama goes to jail for acts or violence. Romney takes the Presidency.

I wish for warmer clothes.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
And all the maladies of the world burst forth from Pandora's cooch
#514 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 12:49 AM
Granted. But the clothes are made of wool and they are itchy, causing you to break out in hives.

I wish for whirled peas.
Field Researcher
#515 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 5:35 AM
Granted. Oh wait they were smooshed, not whirled... you end up throwing a tantrum and are banned from the restaurant.

I wish for a curry that's less hot than this one...

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Theorist
#516 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 8:05 AM
Granted. It's frozen solid

I wish for a pencil
Field Researcher
#517 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 11:15 AM
Granted. You get Pen Cil... she's not happy about it either...

I wish to trade my brother in for a different model.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
Theorist
#518 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 12:39 PM
Okay granted, you get your brother in the New Aesthetic version. It is him but in low resolution so that he is perpetually new and outdated at the same time. Voila, a masterpiece!
Even his personality is low res.

I wish I was powerful enough to defeat Ordnak from Torchlight so I could finally beat the game.
Field Researcher
#519 Old 7th Jun 2012 at 8:49 PM
Granted. You beat the game and suddenly have no reason to live.

I wish jetlag didn't exist.

Common sense is one of nature's great ironies... It turns out common sense isn't so common.

Please see my new journal for news on my mods as well as requests.
Scholar
#520 Old 8th Jun 2012 at 12:59 AM
Granted. Now you're body isn't suited to any timezone.

I wish the corruption wish machine didn't spit out my wish saying it was already done by the guy with a Chef Chicken avatar.

I don't know who this guy with a Chef Chicken avatar is, but when I do!!!

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Scholar
#521 Old 8th Jun 2012 at 2:13 PM
Granted. But there's no corruption wish machine, so you waste one wish... -.-

I wish I can eat something now. ._.

Hey there! :)
Theorist
#522 Old 8th Jun 2012 at 2:18 PM
Granted. Your laptop turns into half a raisin.

I wish for a vacuum cleaner.
Scholar
#523 Old 9th Jun 2012 at 12:29 AM
Granted. But, it sucks up your computer, and anything else that has been precious to you, destroying it.

I wish Haricots got the corruption wish machine joke.

Just call me Blake! :)
Hola, hablo español también - Hi, I speak Spanish too.
Scholar
#524 Old 9th Jun 2012 at 3:20 AM
Granted. He got it, but now he doesn't.

I wish BlakeS5678 knew that haricots didn't get the joke because he was too hungry to think.

Hey there! :)
Field Researcher
#525 Old 9th Jun 2012 at 6:35 AM
Granted. Now everyone is on the same page... but different paragraphs, so we all misunderstand the situation, causing confusion and ending with the untimely demises of both Blake and haricots...

I wish for a less painful addiction, or this caffeine withdrawal to go away.

Oh Noes Not Another Blog! - where you can see my awful custom content and horrible attempts at challenges, storytelling and picture taking.
Not much up there right now, this is only the beginning! :D
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