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Mad Poster
#2501 Old 23rd Nov 2013 at 8:24 PM
Granted. It doubles by 2 cents.

I wish for a gaming laptop

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Inventor
#2502 Old 24th Nov 2013 at 10:59 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
Granted. It doubles by 2 cents.

I wish for a gaming laptop


Granted. It overheats and dies.

I wish for ice cream.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2503 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 12:43 AM
Granted. It melts.

I wish I could speak Klingon

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Scholar
#2504 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 1:01 AM
Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish I could braid.
Inventor
#2505 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 1:06 AM
Quote: Originally posted by frankokomando
Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish I could braid.


Granted. You know how to braid horses' tails. However, every time you get near a horse's tail, it kicks you.

I wish that I could go into the past.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2506 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 1:16 AM
Granted. You change the past, and you never existed.

I wish for a hamburger

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Field Researcher
#2507 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 5:18 AM
Granted. You take a bite and the patty turn into maggots.

I wish to have all Sims 3 EPs *sigh*
Top Secret Researcher
#2508 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 5:22 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, they slow your game down to a point where it takes ten in-game minutes for a sim to change clothing...wait, that's what actually happens. Um...you get pirated versions and get arrested because of them!

I wish my coworkers weren't jerks.
Field Researcher
#2509 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 5:35 AM
Granted. But you have dumb coworkers instead.

I wish for a PS4
Inventor
#2510 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 8:50 PM
Quote: Originally posted by Dragonflysparkles
I wish for a PS4


Granted. All the games you like are for PS3. And of course there is no backwards compatibility whatsoever.

I wish that Final Fantasy 14 would come out for PS4 already!

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2511 Old 25th Nov 2013 at 8:55 PM
Granted. The game has 10 discs and the last nine are scratched, so you can't get past the first cutscene, and you lost the receipt for it, so you can't take it back

I wish Square Enix would re-master Final Fantasy XII for the PS3 and PS4

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2512 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 12:16 AM
Quote: Originally posted by Gaffney
I wish Square Enix would re-master Final Fantasy XII for the PS3 and PS4


Granted. It costs $12.99 a month to be able to save one file and $14.99 a month to be able to save more than that.

I wish for a blazing fast Internet connection.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Inventor
#2513 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 12:29 AM
Granted. It's so blazing, you get 3rd degree burns every time you visit MTS.

I wish it wasn't so cold.
Mad Poster
#2514 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 1:13 AM
Granted. The world is covered with Lava instead.

I wish I had gotten more sleep last night

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Steam ID: PadukSteam
Inventor
#2515 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 2:40 AM
Granted. You went to bed at 9PM last night and woke up at 9PM tonight.

I wish that RAM sticks were easier to install.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2516 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 3:22 AM
Granted. You end up installing that much RAM sticks, that your computer catches fire and burns to the ground. It also takes your house along with it.

I wish I wasn't so scared of clowns

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Inventor
#2517 Old 26th Nov 2013 at 4:09 AM
Granted. But, the clown with the tear-away face from the Nightmare Before Christmas comes and scares you anyway.

Oh, and because someone used that model for that character in a cover of the song, the clown looks like hose nose.

I wish that World of Warcraft could have more bosses like hose nose.

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Field Researcher
#2518 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 2:32 AM
Granted. They eat you instead.
I wish had a foot long sub right now.
Banned
#2519 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 3:12 AM
Granted, You has it with ALLs the cheeses and Vegetable Goodies it can holdies!!! Except you gets major Gas after eating it and Has to be on Dusty underwear alert!!!

I wish I had me a few of those colorful Astro Pop Lolipops, Yummy to my MotherFuxter tummy!
Field Researcher
#2520 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 3:27 AM
Granted. You ate all of them and now you have major diarrhea and has to wear diapers
I wish I had some money.
Inventor
#2521 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 6:08 AM
Granted. You spent it all on the Katy Perry SP.

I wish that I had all of the SPs for TS3. (Yes, even the Katy Perry one!)

The Darkdusk Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
The Nightmagic Legacy has ended. Read the whole thing!
Last of Her Kind has ended thanks to a dead computer.
Mad Poster
#2522 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 7:21 AM
Granted. They break

I wish I had more money for Star Trek related memorabilia

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Field Researcher
#2523 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 9:07 AM
Granted. Instead you joined Starfleet.
I wish I was the Captain of the USS Enterprise.
Mad Poster
#2524 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 9:19 AM
Granted. You are the captain in the mirror universe and get killed by your first officer

I wish Starfleet really existed

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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Field Researcher
#2525 Old 12th Dec 2013 at 9:33 AM
I wish for a hamburger.Didn't eat it for 2 months. ><
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