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If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar

Chuck Norris's poop is used as currency in Argentina

Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris had nothing to do with it, he just went there on a family vacation

If someone asks Chuck Norris what his favorite song is, he roundhouse kicks them until they beg for mercy. He then tells them that's music to his ears.

As well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, Chuck Norris is also a world renown physicist. It was in this capacity that he once had an argument with Stephen Hawking. Hence the wheelchair.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademark names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Jesus the gift of "beard" Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Chuck, used their combined influence to have him omitted from the bible. Shortly thereafter, all three died of roundhouse kick-related incidents.

i do hope that SAT one is true. i could sure use that score. :D

I'm actually working on a Chuck Norris sim :P

We'll miss you.

i lol'd...

It was nice knowing you nintendo...

but really, go for it!

there should be some kind of mod to add more characteristics like incredible awesomeness and is chuck norris. like witht he option to click opertunities and have the people come over to get the completed object, and never losing a fight, and having like the evil aura except it is the 'is chuck norris' aura.
that would be cool...

but whatever.

Did you know that every cell in Chuck Norris's body has it's own beard?

I know it's pretty bad... but this is what he looks like so far xD



Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris can lift a mountain with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool-Aid with the other

Chuck Norris refers to himself in the 4th person

Chuck Norris once leaned upon a tower in Pisa, Italy.

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and me. His have a small black ring around them. This means that they are black belts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why chuck Norris never gets ill.

@nintendo: your sim's none too shabby. the nose looks good.

^ hahahaha!!!!! I totally LOL-ed all of that!!!!!!

Thanks Jay :]
I -LOVE- the trading card

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

TY nintendo.
my jokebook was taken so now I don't have as many new jokes

An episode of Walker: Texas Ranger once aired in France. They then sided with America just to be on the safe side

Switzerland isn't really neutral, they just don't know which side Chuck Norris is on.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a small cake because it had too much frosting. The result was a doughnut.

Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for stealing his trademarked name for everything around him