*face palms*

Does anyone even read the main post?

*sigh*

Indeed "Vampire."

Carlos, you will need an "amusing" story!!

OH. *didn't know it was a pain to change names*
As punishment for being an ignoramus, and for picking a daft username in the first place, I shall now delete my post and banish myself to the land of stupid usernames. :P

There was a young fellow called carlosfelipe
He came to the site and he started to peep
"I need a name change
From a truly vast range"
But his stories just sent us to sleep.

You need a better story Carlos

Reading is enlightenment. :P

Once upon a time there was a vampire named Viktor. He possessed amazing strength yet was not overly bulky. He was a god - or, more accurately, a demi god.
Viktor lived on an island with his brethren but he was not content. One day he decided to sail away, only he didnt sail, he flew because vampires can do that.
Finally he landed on another big island inhabited by humans and he ate and drank and was merry. Eventually Viktor became the ruler of this land because he was powerful and intelligent and looked good because he wasnt overly bulky. Everyone lived happily ever after, and by everyone i mean viktor because all the humans were as cattle to him and thats not a very happy life to live.

After hearing that horrifying tale, I think you all understand why I wish to change my name to LadyFrontbum.

I really don't think a lolcat counts as "liked it".

Name change requests are at an admins whim and we are not obliged in any way shape or form to actually grant a name change when requested. Additionally, not following the rules and then wondering why it doesn't get changed and complaining about it, will not a name change you get.

Apparently you don't get sarcasm.



I didn't say anything of the sort.

But CFP is so easy to type. And besides I want to be able to recognise you easily...

Indeed Sarah, If I had known when I joined that I was going to become a creator and find my stuff lying around the internet, I also would have picked a different username - or at least one with rather less "e"s......

Regards from another inhabitant of the Land of Stupid Usernames

Same here, Leesester. Except in my case I already changed my username here..I changed from one that had part of a long-time nickname in it to this one. The one I just made up one night while surrounded by 2 cats and their 6 kittens and was going nuts chasing the kittens around. Now I kinda wish I had my old one back..lol. BUT I guess it's a keeper since those who know me know me as MLC now.

oh dear oh dear oh dear. I do hope that's not a duplicate account....

Even the same avatar. This is just so sad, no effort at all.
Again I sigh...

Accounts merged. User blacklisted from ever having a name change, as it says right in the first post, you may not make a new account. Let's move on, plz.

Aw, your name isn't that bad Leeeeee... (sorry, couldn't help putting that many 'e's, heh) But yes, pity we can't have a bit of foresight, eh? Oh well. Maybe one day I'll come up with a story that's adequately amusing... not likely though.

I'd ask for something really ridiculous and provide a great story for it but with my luck (and the wit around here) my request would be granted and I'd be stuck with it.

But this is from someone who selected a stray object of clutter on her desk when asked for registration information for some other site not knowing it would end up being her username and then just stuck with it...heh...you can get used to anything.

And sorry to post...but I just find people getting all in a twist over their user-name somewhat amusing and couldn't help it.

id like to request a user name change.
to kristenxTH

i used to be a HUUGGEEE hannah montana fan. I created the account while i still had hannah montana posters up on my wall. kristenxth is also much easier to remember. its killing me to see HMfan1213 next to the user links.

hmfan - Can you read? Seriously? Unless of course that is something that you would consider funny. In which case...
Funny
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I think it's pretty funny she used to be a Hannah Montana fan.

By 'funny' I mean 'embarrassing'.

If my story is accepted I would like my username changed to Kims*Designs please

One day I went for a ride in my french horn. I took my pet cabbage, Moreen so we could go
shopping on planet Crinklybottom. On the way, we stopped to pick some pink striped bat dumplings and a plate full
of potato peeled lips with a side order of green lard dipped chinchillas. Then we drank a hot peppered glass of fast turquoise.

Our next trip will be to the planet Hernia where we will fly our magnificent new upside-down turnip,
for a sky blue pink burger and a side of blown moon fries and a large drink of tye dyed april.
Plastic happiness at it's best!

I would like to request my name changed to Astro, with a capital "A". My reasons are because it's shorter, and I'm now beginning to doubt the reasoning for the gnash, and the fact that it quite possibly should have been ghash. My copy of Lord of the Rings has lots of stray marks and fades, so I'm not sure if the Orcish word had an H or an N.

Now, for the story.

Little Red Riding HP

Once upon a time, there was an admin named HP, who liked to wear a red riding hood. One day, her mother asked her to bring a basket of goodies to Grandma, who lived over the river and through he woods.

"What kind of goodies?" Asks HP.

"Ummm... what do the kids call it these days... candy! Yes, that's it. And if anyone asks, your name is Veronica Sanchez. Now off you go."

So, skipping happily, HP pops off into the woods.

In the woods, there is a mentally disturbed wolf by the name of Meeki. Meeki, with their tin-foil hat upon their head, rubbed their fingers together, thinking of fecal matter and inbreeding, when they spotted a red hooded figure skipping through the woods. "Ohh, " they say, "That must be one of them urban legonds, like South Dakota. Hey, a basket! I must have it!"
Going up to HP, Meeki says, "Hello little inbred child! Since you clearly have several thousand siblings, I think I shall ease your load by taking that basket off your hands. By the way, if you so much as think about responding intelligently, I'm a 13-year-old cop who can track your IP address!"
A concerned look crosses HP's face, and she shouts "Stranger Danger!" before running off to Grandma's.

At Grandma's, HP knocks on the door. She hears a scratchy voice says, "Ooh, little red, dear, come in!" Coming in, HP surveys her "Grandma". "My, Granny, what fur you have!" "Why, it's because, being a member of your family, I'm inbred!" "My, Granny, what big ears you have!" "Once again, inbreeding." "My, Granny, what an asshat you're being!" "Now, see here!" "The jig is up, Granny. I know you're a duplicate account of Meeki. That's why I brought along a secret weapon!"

The room shakes, and the door is kicked in, to reveal a scantily clad figure striding through. Yes, it's the Delphynator, come to save the day. He lifts his arm, and points it at "Granny". A noise issues forth, like a camera charging up. He then lifts his other hand, and presses a little red button, and "Granny" promptly disappears in a puff of cybersmoke. "My hero!" shouts HP. Delphynator looks at the basket. "By the way, HP, what's in that basket of mystery?" "Granny's painkillers."

I think astrognash deserves it. Come on, HP, you got a whole story all about you and Meeki... And Delphy even smoked Smeeki for you!