Person: It's over. I don't care if you change. I don't care if you really love me. I don't care if you make it right. You blew your chance, it's over and I'm moving on. I'm just flat out done. D. O. N. E.

I'm sorry, i don't like you, I only went out with you to make you happy, your just not my type!

A: Geez someones in a bad mood today. just because YOU aren't happy doesn't mean I cant have a conversation I am working so you can just concentrate on your own work. I was in a good mood and now I'm not So thanks a lot.

B:You are the most clueless introverted person I know. Thats not bad, go out and meet people do things and don't be afraid to go to FNL or something. Seriously .

B:you don't know do you? You don't know I like you? Its been shcool knowledge since late october.
Only you could have have not noticed.

Person 1: Go for a different guy, he does drugs and is in probation! Are you stupid!?

Person 2: You're such a Slut, stop toying with other people's emotions!

Person 3: You're living in a dream world, get a life!

Person 4: Leave me alone I don't need you're help!

Person 5: Oh my god! Leave my dog alone he hasn't done anything to you! Get a life dope bag!

Person 6: FOR FUCK SAKE STOP HARRASING MY DOG!

Person 7: STOP SLEEPING IN THE DAY AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN DOG YOU CRACKER!

Lol I feel much better.

Boyfriend: You're amazing and I love you, but I'm sick, irritable, and tired and I don't feel like talking. Not to you, not to anyone. If it weren't for the paper-thin walls of our house that result in you hearing me every time I as much as move and knocking on the wall to say you want to talk, I'd be lying in bed watching something mindless. I'm not in the mood to reassure you because your best friend for years is suddenly ignoring you, it's not my problem he has issues with you interacting with someone else than him, and it really isn't your problem, either, because he's a shitty friend and a hopeless cause. I'm not your mother, I'm your girlfriend, I'm not going to tell you what you should and should not do. Right now I'd probably strangle you if you'd come within eyesight of me. Please go watch a movie with your family or something, because I just want to be alone.

Arhghablargavergenshtofemtk!!!!
Seriously come on _____ your my friend you could have at least told me that you didnt tell ____
I sat through that entire class thinking ______ Knew.

Wow, (insert fake name here). You really are stupid, oblivious, and immature. The worst part is, I can't stay mad a you. Either act like a normal person or get out of my life entirely, because seeing you every day and knowing that I can't talk to you is beyond frustrating.

Wow, this is like some kind of online group rant XD. I needed to get that out of my system.

So you've taken the dog back to get rehomed have you, mother. Well that's great but I can't argue with because you'll just bring up the whole 'why don't you go live with you're dad than' because you know that I hate him and would rather go into care than live with him. And I know we only had her for six weeks and she wrecked the house but you were told that she would and could have taken her straight back but no, you had to wait until we got attached to her.

How arrogant are you!? I know for a FACT that you're lying just to impress your friends. Well, you know what, its not impressive, its downright sad. Please, it did no take you a full day to make that! I could make that in 20 minutes, tops. Please, get a life!

Boyfriend: Please grow a backbone. I want to see you before I leave tomorrow, so please ignore your mother and come here.

Why don't you just fuck off and ask someone who actually gives a shit, if there's any sad loner nolifes out there that would actually do such a thing!