"Comgal, what the hell are you doing? Leave that poor girl alone!!"

*checks relationship between the two of them*

Oh. Oh, yes, of course, you two have mutual three bolts, but of course. And you're harassing her and poking her and all around being a dick? Quality man.

Now go kiss and make up, dumb butts.

"Why are you drinking espresso? It's bedtime."

Of course in return my Sims remind me that it's way past my own bedtime!

"Ricki, stop fetishizing the straight girls. I'm setting dormies for women as fast as I can."

You want to quit another job? I should not have allowed you to leave the military.
Still depressed because you don't like being a spy and have no time to study? Well, you chose to marry the social girl and chose to run to the bedroom with her every time, and now there are three sets of twins, so you cannot quit.
Look how happy she is - she meets somebody new with every birth and make best friends with them!
And look how cute they are...
Glad you still seem to enjoy playing peek-a-boo even if you are in the red all the time.
I have no idea how to improve your happiness!!!! Maybe you need a break, a holiday, even a romantic interlude? But of course, you cannot afford any of those.
Perhaps a unknown relative should move in with you - even orphans may have those. (Not much space for him/her though - and, no, you can't have a piano).

Currently playing uni

- to Cole Morand: "don't you have something better to do instead of pranking Fréa several times in a row" - they share two bolts
- to Thalia L'Ecuyer: "why do you let that dormie sweet talk to you?!" "I know you're tired of waiting to Frantz to propose but he'll do, I promise. You're 3-bolters after all".

Me (after finally finding time to install TS2 on my new tower and taking it for a test run to a big community lot): "HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT ALL THOSE SIMS!"

My cat, Rose: "Oh no! The laptop was bad enough! Now I'll never get enough attention!" (runs off to knock as many things off of tables onto the floor as she can)

Still at uni

- To Thalia L'Ecuyer: "Whaaaaat? Why did you let Boris Granville-Carver kiss you? You're in a relationship, aren't you? I don't care, deal with it!" - this was Boris first kiss and he kissed her in front of her boyfriend, Frantz Campelle-Méthot. He didn't notice o_O.
Later Frantz asked her on her date and brought the whole dorm with him (Boris included). I heard the "out of love" sound and then Boris started to poke Frantz. "Great!" *rolls eyes*
- To Fréa Granville-Carver: "Why are you such in a hurry?" She got her first kiss from a redheaded dormie, Jules Painchaud IIRC and soon after she asked him thrice in a row to get steady. Of course, she got rejected thrice. Poor thing.
- "That cow mascot is annoying, fun but annoying."

Sounds like Frantz deserved it. XD

Well Frantz proposed to Thalia and she of course said "yes". Both have the fear of "be left at the altar" though.
On a side note, during the date Boris poked Thalia and Frantz a lot and now he has a bad reputation.

"This is all my fault, Ron. I never should have made you a chubby chaser."

In Sedona, Ronald Manning, my same frustrated military soldier, has the hots for my local daycare teacher, Dakota Arizona, who is a bit on the chubby side. They're three bolts thankfully! The problem is that at the local diner Ronald also felt up Phil Collinsworth, who has recently gotten into a committed relationship! I feel like a horrible enabler. (Thank you, ACR.)

"IT WORKED! YEEEEEEEEEES! DAD, I LOVE YOU!"
I've been having issues with my family portraits being purple when I put them in my game and I couldn't figure out why. I was talking to my dad, who sparked an idea on how to fix it and it worked. My houses are now blessed with family portraits and my dad has a daughter who loves him even more than normal and has no idea why. :D

"You again?! Isn't it only supposed to be a 2% chance everyday?! I swear you're always here!"
In my build a city challenge the matchmaker has appeared a total of 6 times in three in-game years. I'm pretty sure she's just trying to become a resident.

"Holy moley, that's scary! Please don't murder Noah, Destini! Think of his child to come!"
Er, I think this post is pretty much sums up this one.

"...Wait, did you just lose to Elonso of all people?! Hahahaha! That's what happens when you teach him your technique!"
Basically I'd never seen my sim Noah lose a rock, paper, scissors match ever since he was a child, so I imagine he has a "special technique" that helps him win and uses it against everyone. His boyfriend Elonso once won three times against his sister in a row, so I thought "oh okay, Noah's taught his technique to Elonso since he has a record of losing games." But then Elonso ironically beat Noah! His losing was coming eventually, but he lost to Elonso who is terrible at games! It's so ironic. He either threw the game for him, or Elonso is really good at his technique!

"Hey a lifetime want I can actually complete! We can do that, Keith!"
The life of a build a city challenge, everyone has lifetime wants you can't complete because nothing is unlocked yet!

"Do I really need this gardening shot? ...No, but I'm going to take it anyway. *shrug*"
...I like gardening shots. XD

Today I learned that having 8 single, unrelated Sims chill on a campsite for several weeks is a god damn awful, horrendous idea.

"No, no, don't go make out with her, you just started going steady with the other girl- wh- wHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU. ODEN. PLEASE."

*checks memories*

"Oden you already have a girlfriend. Why did you break up and ask out your ex's nemesis, all on your own? God damn it Oden."

"Maxwell, stop, you're already being shipped with Pauline. Just make out with her already, please. Thank you. Have fun doing the diddly."

"Janice. Janice, I really fucking hate you, you realize that, yes?"

"You're all idiots."

"ALIENS, PLEASE. JUST PROBE HIM THE RIGHT WAY, DAMN IT. I WANT ALIEN BABIES."

"Oh for... of course it had to be fucking twins."

I'm currently playing the Mountainside Valley Hood right now and Nadia Shaer had the have a baby want. ACR kicks in, she gets pregnant, and has twins. I hate big households, so I currently hate this household with 7 Sims (parents, teen, two child age sims and now twin babies) and the Treah household with 8 Sims. This is the time when I wish Sims 2 had a form of Story Progression so I didn't have to play those households.

"Think about what you say to him - it might be the last time you see him." Justice Neighbour and his grandfather Bye Neighbour met for the first time, and after having played dart, which made Justice furious with Bye, they had a bad conversation. Harsher in hindsight since Bye actually died the same playing session. Didn't expect that.

"Argh, you're getting on my last nerve. I'm going to grow you up."

Back story Sheila Rhein married a downtownie Sim named Orlando and they had a baby the last play session. This play session the baby grew up to be a toddler and Deliah Rhein kept pissing me off by messing with the toddler when I wanted the parents to take care of the toddler or teach him to walk/talk or potty train him. Using the "Grow Me Up" option on the Sim Blender makes elders die of old age so I used the "Grow me up" option on Deliah so she would die of old age and stop pissing me off.

Edit to add

"Um Grim are you sure its a good idea to be Downtown?"

Back story on this one: Grim is one of my CAS Sims and the backstory for him is that he and his wife Niah moved to Mountain Valley to get away from the police that are trying to put him in prison. I was surprised to see him on the Downtown community lot I took Mathida Rhein to so see if anyone caught her fancy. (I don't know how to implement the back story for Grim and Niah so even though I have the backstory I don't know how to implement it in game so in game they act like any other Sims.)

"Oh, heck no."
"You have got to be kidding."
"Nope, nope, nope."
That's me trying to render the Bluewater houses tolerable. I'm only on the Landgraab house. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

At what point does it slip from modifying the houses to just tearing them down and rebuilding them?

"Kiss....Kiss...."
To two dormies chatting away in the (no longer functioning) love tub.

"Quit yawning, you're making me yawn."
Interesting how sims only yawn when on the phone or having a conversation.

"Noooo, why is your life bar so full?" when I played Nestor Granville-Carver's household. Nestor died aged 73.
"Noooo, why is your life bar so full?" when I played Guy Morency's household. Félicie Granville-Carver died aged 80.

"I"ll do some landscaping later." "I'll have to add some CC to my game but I don't want to hit the 6 GB mark".

"This household is already making me crazy, you are not getting another baby so stop clogging your want panel with the have a baby want." Said to both Forest and Willow Treah. Acacia Treah is in college but the rest of her siblings are still at home and the household is driving me crazy.

I still say: 'Don't get pregnant during this rotation. Please. Just one more day, just one.' It seemed to work for a day and it all went downhill from there. They took it quite literally.

"F...! F...! What are you doing? What? Why? No, nooooo!"
I sent Thésée, his adult daughter, Thalia and his young son, Thalès to his owned grocery store. It was her first day as a wannabee business owner. A thunderstorm occurred. A tree ignited and was still burning as they were leaving the lot at the end of the day. While Thésée was extinguishing the flames, Thalia decided to clean the ashes of the middle of the fire. Of course, she died.
She was a gifted sim but it seems that smart sims do stupid things. Sigh.

"I wonder how Sue Leah Mann is going to take being the only kid in school who isn't a twin!"

Widespot: six births, five sets of twins. Must be something in the water. (Candy probably only drinks bottled, that explains that!)

There was one particular family yesterday that had me swearing at them (I won't repeat exact words). They would not obey my instructions. I had to make them do something about three times. Stubborn Sims!

"Haha, I wanna see that. ...oh, sorry." Andromeda Larsen wanted a fitness point so I had her workout in front of the television. I just had a hard time imagining her working out x) But she got it eventually!
"What the... are you stupid?" My sims were going home from a club, but instead of walking into the car one of them started birdwatching. Although I don't know why I overreacted like that...