Originally Posted by Probably not a reliable source

It was a dark and stormy night in the Lunatic house, and our dear sweet HugeLunatic was pondering.

"What are we going to do today, HL?" She asked herself.
"Same thing that we do everyday, HL....TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

After declaring this, HL jumped in her most eeeeeeeeevil outfit ever--a pink muumuu with matching slippers--and headed towards the door.

Midway across the door threshold, HL thought to herself. "Oh no! I forgot to check my Scorecard today! Gotta see how many gnomes and Pescados are downloading my stuffeths!"

So she rushed off in a pink highpoly blur to Mod The Sims. After verifying enough werewolves were downloading her window set, she returned back to her evil plan. But before she got out of her desk chair another, even more eeeeeeevil thought came to her mind and she rushed into the chat!

Once she joined the room and ChanServ gave her her pink fluffy hat and scepter, she spotted her target. The most talented, most awesome, most made of win creator ever in the history of the sims. That creator was the fair and noble Leesester who was just sitting in her bowl.

Normally the most awesome creator in chat would be daluved1, but she was busy purplefying her fingernails and toes that night, and was not available.

Ahem...anyways. Poor Lee was just sitting her bowl, being all sweet and innocent when BAM, HL appeared! Her and her high poly boobies jumped into Lee's bowl, splashing water everywhere. Ya see, HL was jealous of Lee and wanted to be rid of her for once and for all.

Lee let out a dainty scream, "ooooh halp, I'm being attacked!" Lucky for her Sparkle heard, and came rushing to help. By that time HL had Lee in a head lock and was forcing her to download from the *gasp* Exchange! (dun dun dun) Lee's eyes were almost melting by the time Sparkle came up behind HL and clocked her in the head with a large turkey drumstick, Flintstones style.

With a bottle of eyeball bleach in hand, Sparkle tried her best to save Lee's eyesight but it was too late. Lee had suffered severe retina burn from the exchange. Sparkle and Lee were so busy mourning the loss of lee's eyes that they did not notice that HL had risen!!

With all the force that she could muster, HL threw herself at Lee and Sparkle! But oh no! HL tripped over her own pink slipped foot and crashed into the side of the bowl. The impact was so hard that Lee's bowl toppled over and sent a tsunami of water that was headed straight towards the IRC server!

Before they could scream "Oh by golly!" the water had shortened out the servers and the chat crashed.

And all but HL was sad, because she truly had just done the most evil thing. Knocked down all communication for the MTSers. Now we're all forced to.....talk to actual people!

NOOOOOOO